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queenofplaguerats · 11 months
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No one lathers their tits like women in a horror movie. If you're in a slasher you gotta spend 15 minutes washing each breast.
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lctdcwn · 6 months
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Why's everyone so against boys whimpering?? What's everyone got against a gold retriever boyfriend whining for attention??
I feel like what I do for a living is being criticized far too heavily here lmao
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coco-plays · 7 months
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What in Hell is Bad? finally out!
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It took a little while for the servers to finally stabilize but I got it to work enough for me to get through Prologue/Intro! :3
Currently playing on the App Store version though because my phone is having a hard time downloading the one from Erolabs for some reason?? 🥲
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Did the little test in the beginning and got Beelzebub 🫶🏻
Though, after playing the Prologue, I’ve become very fond of Minhyeok 🥹 Please let me have the option to have him……….
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naptimeclown · 2 years
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I must be passing more recently cause I got a lot of weird looks when out today and the only thing different was I wore a sports bra rather than a binder today (it's too hot out and I'd rather not get heat exhaustion) so I had some visible tiddy shape going on. I guess the general public is not brave enough for a man with some rocking knockers yet.
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m!a: human for three days. enjoy being tiny and soft and vulnerable
He will not enjoy this, you bastard grey-
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He's tall for a human, nearly seven feet tall, long dark hair past his shoulders, beginning to grey at the roots. His face... is a mess. He's badly scarred around the mouth and eyes... or, eye. The left is missing, empty socket covered by a thin, sunken in eyelid. The other is a vivid red.
There's also a lot of scarring on his chest, hips, and back. Really, there's not much of him that isn't scarred up. And there are the beginnings of wrinkles here and there, small creases around the eyes and mouth, signs of a long life and no small amount of stress. His hands are fairly unusual in that his nails are more like claws, thick and sharp... and black, as if they'd been painted.
He's also nude, except for a pair of dagger shaped earrings, and a light black leather choker. Where those came from, may never be revealed. And despite the masculine facial structure, he is a she, as she has medium sized breasts.
Megatron growls to himself... herself? And stalks over to the berth to where she can reach the corner of a blanket and yank it down... intending to wrap it around herself, and instead is buried in the fabric as it cascades off the edge, falling around him. Her.
Fuck. Human pronouns are confusing.
There's a growl as Megatron tries to get the blanket off her, then muffled profanities as the blanket proves too large and unwieldy. Muffled, mispronounced profanities, as Kaonian is very difficult to speak with human vocal chords.
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((yes i used the dreamlight valley avatar creator to make a reference for megs. yeah the avatar is male, cuz i wanted a more masculine face. i will probably flip back and forth on pronouns the entire time, since i headcanon tfs as not having genders, since they all have both sets of equipment, so human genders are very confusing to megs))
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