More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...
Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)
Evil Uno - 331 votes
Roppongi Vice - 271
Asuka - 255
Goldust - 243
Eric Bischoff - 230
And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)
Daffney - 158
Sable - 160
Tamina - 172
DARK Sheik - 173
Kerry Von Erich - 186
The closest poll was Goldust, who lost 116-127
Top Ten Overall
Kris Statlander - 91% smash
Athena - 90.2% smash
Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash
Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash
Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash
Toni Storm - 88.1% smash
Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash
Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash
Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash
Hikuleo - 86.0% smash
Bottom Ten Overall
Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash
Ric Flair - 4.6% smash
Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash
Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash
Gene Munny - 12.4% smash
Spike Trivet - 12.% smash
Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash
Eric Bischoff (NWO) - 20.0% smash
Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash
The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash
Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash
Top Women Overall
Kris Statlander - 91% smash
Athena - 90.2% smash
Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash
Toni Storm - 88.1% smash
Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash
Bottom Women Overall
Carmella - 47.8% smash
Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash
Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash
Kelly Kelly - 50.3% smash
Trish Stratus (Modern) - 58.1% smash
Top Men Overall
Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash
Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash
Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash
Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash
Hikuleo - 86.0% smash
Top Tag Teams
The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash
Best Friends - 66.7% smash
Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash
Roppongi Vice - 62.7% smash
Young Bucks - 43.8% smash
No commentary this week because I've been typing almost nonstop since last Thursday due to a work assignment and typing is physically painful now. Things should be back to normal next week, and I expect to have some fun things to talk about next Sunday. Thanks for bearing with me, with all the polls getting posted late this past week, and thank you again to everyone who included photos with their requests.
And now for some of my favorite tags and comment
@realgraps on Mike Bailey: #smash but he has to put some socks on
@regalityandcoffee on Asuka: #shes literally my wife???#*holds up marriage certificate written in crayon*
(Lol guess who thought Dynasty was NEXT week and not TONIGHT.....this guy right here, so here's an impromptu predictions list for y'all)
Buy in:
Six Man Tag "Title For Titles Match" for the AEW World Trios Championships AND ROH Six-Man Tah Team Championships (lol what):
The Acclaimed vs Bullet Club Gold
The Acclaimed are going to be obvious winners here.....or will they?
Yeah, they probably will. But I won't be upset either way, BCG could do with a rub and away from this fued and The Acclaimed need something at this point in the game.
Finish: Mike Drop on Austin Gunn
Singles Match:
Trent Baretta vs Matt Sydal
Gonna be Trent ofc, need to keep that heel turn momentum going on the road to getting that OC fued properly up and running.
Finish: One, maybe 2 piledrivers from Trent along with evil look into the camera.
Tag Match between Orange Cassidy and Katsuyori Shibata vs Shane Taylor Promotions
AEW has a stick up their ass about Cassidy losing matches (must have a cmause that says only losses 1 in every 100 matches) so I can't see anything else happening but a win......unless Trent wants to be MY best friend and interfere maybe? 👉👈
Finish: Orange Punch/Shibata punt combination
MAIN CARD:
AEW International Championship
RODERICK Strong (c) vs KYLE O'Reilly
Call me crazy brother, but even with all the shenanigans that are going to go down I still think Kyle will win. It just seems right, and AEW really needs to start doing what seems right more often regardless of whether it frequencies the belts around. The question is, does this lead to Kyle joining The Unidsputed Fuckboys? Who knows! Hopefully!
Finisher: whatever the fuck Kyle does to hurt people.
FTW Rules Match for the FTW Championship:
Hook (c) vs Chris Jericho
Firstly what the fuck does FTW rules even mean? Isn't the whole point of that belt is that it was supposed to do away with being limited by rules? Idk man, I've ranted about this belt before and I won't do it again. But call me crazy brother, but I think if you want to keep this going and keep massive heat all over it, you give the belt to Jericho and have Hook go through "The Seven Labours of Jericho" to get it back. Don't call me a booker, but someone needs to give TK my number so we can make money together.
Finisher: Jericho distracts the ref, shenanigans Hook and then "submits" him with the Walls.
6-man Tag Match:
Edgedam Copeland, King of the Bums and YEEHAW Briscoe vs The House of Black
Christ on a fucking crutch, just let the House win and let's all go home happy alright? Alright!
Finish: Black Mass, I won't stand for anything else.
House Rules Match for the TBS Championship (WOO!):
Julia "By God" Hart (c) vs Womp Womp Nightingale:
I swear to god if Willow wins this damn belt I'm going to strangle the life put of my cat. See the previous match for what I think should happen. Let the House win, push them to the high heavens and let's go home happy. NOBODY wants Willow to win thus and they say they do they're lying.
Finish: Julia pulls out a gun and puts us out of our misery.
Continental Championship:
Kazuchika Okada (c) a.k.a. ME vs Pac
Oh ya bastard I think this is going to be my match of the night. These two are going to beat the absolute hell out of each other. And any nae sayers over Okada are about to be convinced by him now.
Ladder Match for the vacant AEW World Tag Team Championships:
The EVPs of Youth vs Fear the Top Guys
Well slap my balls and call me Shanice I think for the first time in my entire life I actively want Matthew and Nicholas Jackson to win a match. Miracles truly have happened in the world of professional wrestling and this is that miracle. I just think The Elite need to run complete riot over AEW for the next year until Kenny Omega comes back. And I'm ALL IN for it brother. WOO!!!
Finish: 81,035 EVP Triggers (oh and pulling the belts off from the top of the ladders)
AEW Women's World Championship:
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!!
Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs Thunder Rosa
I'm glad Rosa is finally getting her rubber match for the title she never lost. But still, it's been too long, that ship as sailed and the Timeless Era is here to stay, like a fine wine.
Finish: some posterior related move
WILLIAM BY GOD OSPREAY VS BRYAN ON GOD DANIELSON
I cannot begin to even predict this because I can think of 5 different variables as to where they can go with this right off the top of my head. So I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this one (even though Will is probably going to win). Tbh there's actually a really good chance that the Don Callies Family will try to help him cheat to win, he'll refuse and Bryan will win off the distraction. But who knows really.
Finish: oh, well, I just kinda gave you one there 🤷♂️
AEW World Championship:
Samoa Joe (c) vs WHOSE HOUSE?
I'm telling you brother, Samoa Joe has been my guy for the past 20 years, I always got Joe's back, but what did I say right at the top of all this? AEW really needs to learn to just do the right thing at the right time and Swerve Strickland is absolutely the right thing to do right now (hell it was the right thing a year ago!).
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