#miette is a druid because her namesake is famed for her inter-species communication skills

[stealthnoodle]

First thing I did with my new PS5 was start up Baldur's Gate 3 and spend an unreasonable amount of time in the character creator trying to interpret Miette the cat as a deep gnome:

Nailed it.

Then the game asked me to make a "Guardian" for her so I had to do my best hasty Patricia Lockwood from the limited options available to me:

The likeness could be better but I'm not working with the Sims 4 over here. Close enough!

No one has kicked Miette's body like the football yet, but she has suffered any number of other indignities, and through them all she has remained tiny and affronted. I've been playing her as a bit of a spoiled cat (she gets into everything, expects people to do whatever she says, becomes extremely stubborn about whatever has her interest at the moment, etc.), so I guess we'll find out which party members are cat people as the game progresses.

Additional highlights:

"Know the history? Yes. Care the history? No. Little nap for Miette."

"Go?? Without complimenting Miette's sexy pajamas??? CARCERI FOR MOTHER."

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #miette is a druid because her namesake is famed for her inter-species communication skills #also because it's funny when a gnome turns into a bear during a fight #so far shadowheart is the party's resident cat lady #stealthnoodle plays bg3