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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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Thank you google translate but I think I can take this one myself.

[Image: A youtube comment with the username blacked out that reads "Yeehaw 🤠🤠". It has a button below it that reads "Translate to English"]

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drug dealer instructor: okay now anytime someone asks if you can show up some place, dont acknowledge, dont say "no", just say "come meet me at the taco bell parking lot 14 miles away" and then stop responding unless they say "omw". at this point, if you like them as a client, you may choose to react to their message with a thumbs up emoji

amateur drug dealer: what if they dont have the means to get there?

drug deal instructor: if you are black or hispanic you can use one of the dark skinned thumbs up emojis, but if youre white, dont make it seem like youre too invested in your race, just use the yellow one

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

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me

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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

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*goes mall shopping with lana*

me: i missed this <3

lana: my boyfriend taught me how to file a restraining order and i do jiu jitsu

me: ummm well what do you think about this dress...?

lana: *tries it on* how do you feel about it?

me: it looks so good on you lana banana :P

lana: don't call me that.

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lot of posts celebrating the demise of oj simpson and speaking on nicole browns death from ghouls who didnt believe amber heard because they just really loved Nostalgic Pirate From My Childhood

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potential Gamer Drag Queen names

- Miss Input

- Fromsoft Tohard

- Rachel Slurs

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