#metalocalypse headcanon

[ir0n-moon]

I think each member of Dethklok represents a different kind of shortcoming creative people need to overcome in order to reach their full potential— whether they call themselves artists or writers or musicians or whatever. Whether they do it professionally or as a hobby. Here's the way I see it:

Murderface represents self-deprecating and self destructive tendencies (i. e. not feeling good enough, wanting to quit, throwing tantrums, general low self-esteem)

Pickles is the drive for instant gratification whether it's via actual substance use or general hedonism ("I'd rather take a nap/smoke a joint and chill for a bit right now, I can totally get to this project later", etc)

Toki represents overly idealistic expectations and maybe also a different type of hedonism, one more focused on literal fun and games ("My art will be so good I'll be famous and everyone will love me, yay! ...Whaaat? I'm supposed to actually work on it? Nah, I'd rather play some videogames today")

Skwisgaar is perfectionism and a general ego, basically the other side of the coin he shares with Murderface ("I am the best and a literal fucking god at this"/Having meltdowns over the slightest mistake you make/"If I'm not as good as I expect myself to be then who even am I?")

Nathan is the tendency to get easily distracted while placing high expectations on one's own work. Plus the persistent guilt of past or potential failure.

BONUS: Magnus represents the resentment felt towards other, more skilled or more "successful" artists, whatever that might mean for each individual person; as well as resentment towards perceived external "threats" or obstacles to one's own success

Yes my point is that every artist has a tiny version of Dethklok living inside their head and whenever they're falling behind on their work it's because one of these guys is winning

#maybe that's why i love Charles so much. he is the missing piece inside my brain #maybe we all need a tiny Charles or Abigail or Knubbler to discipline us into actually working on our passion #metalocalypse #metalocalypse headcanon #mtl headcanons #metalocalypse headcanons #mtl hc #herrera.txt

[twigg96]

I love your headcanons, I binge on them often. This is My first request... what if the boys had a special treat for their S/O birthday (wink wink)

👀🔥 hehehe @antaraboo Ohhh something special huh?? Ok. Let’s go!!! These will be spicy so just be prepared. I had to place them bellow the cut so you know they’re gonna be

Nathan - Nathan doesn’t hide his plans at all. He probably even tells his partner to come home naked on their birthday. This boy absolutely gives the best birthday head. He will go down on his partner and make them scream his name and make their legs shake and become jelly before he ever even touches himself. His partner has cum at least 5 times before he starts fingering them, edging them farther and farther each and every time just to hear them scream. By the time he’s fucked them full his partner can’t even make words coherently anymore. Just whined needy noises as they wrapped their legs around his waist, their eyes rolling to the back of their skulls as Nathan plows into them at full force. Nathan is calling them every word in the book. Gorgeous. Filthy whore. Delicious. Bitch. Whatever gets them going he’s into it tonight. That includes cumming where ever his partner wants and being extra vigilant about condoms if it was a boundary between them before.

Pickles- He is weirdly quiet about his S/Os birthday. Normally he’d be all over them. Telling them all about that good kush he got to smoke just for the day. But this year… he avoided them like the plague. That is until the actual day arrives. That’s when the wrapped boxes and boxes of toys come out. Vibrators, remote controlled toys, ropes, handcuffs, dildos of all shapes and sizes, ovipositors, tentacles, if they could think of it. He bought it just for that evening. Pickles was slow to try them. Careful not to move to fast and scare his partner away. The two of them smoked a fat blunt, drinking the best champagne either of them had ever tasted before Pickles picked up a bottle of cherry flavored Lube. Rubbing some of the tingling jelly on his lovers thighs, slowly, carefully he licked it up, commenting that it in fact tasted nothing like cherries and did in fact make his tongue numb as hell. The two shared giggly kissed passionately exploring each of their bodies limits until they were both limp on the mattress the next morning, sticky and covered in more substances than either cared to admit.

Murderface - this man is the gentlest bean a person could ever date. But this man has a secret dark side that only comes out when his partner begs for it. For their birthday he decides that it is the best time to unleash his beast. His choking kink. Using his large calloused beefy hands to hold the throat of his partner just tight enough to make them feel so amazing that they cum as he places perfect thrusts of his gnarled dick into them. Cum would be pooled beneath them. A mixture of him and his partner’s. Air is a precious commodity on his S/Os birthday and he’s more than willing to make them beg for it.

Skwisgaar - over stimulation. Over stimulation. Over stimulation. Skwisgaar is a man that notoriously is known to go for hours. Albeit with multiple partners and on benders… but still he planned on putting those skills to good use on his S/O’s birthday. Anything they wanted to do he was down for. Any position. Eaten out? Easy. Toys? He was down. They wanted him to cum inside? That was his fuckin’ specialty. Anything he could do to make them cum again. And again. And again. He wanted them shaking and whining by the time he was done. He wanted them panting, begging, nails leaving long tracks down his back, screaming, crying, wailing, shaking, and cumming. He wanted them covered in his love bites, only falling asleep as the morning sun crested and his partner was sufficiently fucked good.

Toki - he is making sweet unbridled love to his partner. He needs to make sure the love of his life knows just how much he loves them. He’d pamper them all day. Massaging their body with scented oil. Washing them in the shower before and after sex. Feeding them sexily with aphrodisiacs, oysters, avocados, salmon, bananas, strawberries, chocolates, and red wine. He makes love to his partner sweet and slowly making sure to kiss every inch of their body before helping them cum with his hand. Them first. Always. Then he’s switching gears. Fucking them hard and needy. Still making love. Still being sure to tell them how much he loves them. But the feeling of his partner’s cum on his stomach and thighs as they ride him to their pleasure is so intoxicating. He can’t help but leave hand prints in their thighs and hips through the grip he holds.

#thank you for the ask! #ily 💕 #thank you for the request! #thank you sooooo much #asks are open #smut #🤤 #imagine metalocalypse #metalocalypse headcanon #metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #william murderface #x reader

[kingofpeacows]

Can we make transfem Charles the widely accepted headcanon? She literally almost admits to being a woman in P.R. Pickles (S2Ep8).

#“we wants a lady!” “I am a- fine.” #SHE WAS GONNA SAY SHES A LADY!!!!!!!! #metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen #charles ofdensen #charles offdensen #trans charles offdensen #transfem charles offdensen #metalocalypse headcanon #now that the movie came out im gonna push transfem charles as the priestess #shes autistic and DOES NOT care about passing #dethklok

[strangekindaerin]

Just like Skwisgaar has fathered a lot of children which he is unaware of, he has a lot of siblings that he's unaware of.

#metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse headcanon #skwisgaar skwigelf #taller than a tree

[murderfacefancam]

pickles the type of dood to fart and hold the covers over his lover *cough* nathan *cough* , but gets upset when its done to him, *cough* NATHAN *cough*

awh man i think im coming down with the sickness ;(

#this lowkey a nickles post #actually highkey a nickles post #metalocalypse #dethklok #nickles #pickles dethklok #pickles metalocalypse #nathan explosion metalocalypse #nathan explosion #nathan explosion dethklok #nathan metalocalypse #nathan dethklok #nickles metalocalypse #nickles dethklok #metalocalypse headcanon #metalocalypse imagine #pickles metalocalypse headcanon #pickles dethklok headcanon #pickles metalocalypse imagine #pickles dethklok imagine #nathan explosion metalocalypse headcanon #nathan explosion dethklok headcanon #nathan explosion metalocalypse imagine #nickles metalocalypse headcanon #nickles dethklok headcanon #nickles metalocalypse imagine #pickles x nathan explosion metalocalypse

[carlangusyung]

Your fat Pickles is so 🥹😍 I want to spoil him with all the beer and cinnamon buns and give him belly rubs. So you have any more headcanons for him, go ahead.

I def got a few

Pickles appetite hasn't always been the best thanks to all the drugs, most of the heavy eating is done by the rest of the band. so when he finally starts pigging out more it's noticeable almost right away. All the fatty foods going right to his waist. He becomes very bottom heavy as a result. His chest def gets bigger but his body gets noticeably wider the further down you go.

Nathan and Skwisgaar getting into arguments over who gets to eat lunch with Pickles before they both settle on it being the two of them cramming whatever down Pickles mouth

Pickles tiny twin sized bed isn't even enough to handle his newfound weight, so he more often than not takes up residence on Nathan's obscenely large bed. Nathan always loves cuddling with Pickles, but with his soft love handles and tits the cuddle sessions are just so much more intense for him

He absolutely will rest his belly on the head of whoever if giving him head, mostly cause it makes him giggle.

Sorry if im a little rusty, finally getting life back on track so I can actually think about fat as hell metalocalypse characters without feeling chronic guilt. I'm glad you liked my fat Pickle so much, gives me motivation to write and draw more of it

#Metalocalypse #Dethklok #Pickles the Drummer #nsfwtext #metalocalypse headcanon

[metalandbrutal]

Dethklok penises we know so far:

Skwisgaar: uncircumcised [CONFIRMED] Muderface: circumcised [COMFIRMED] Pickles: dubious, but he does have testicles [CONFIRMED]

Dethklok penises we do not know of:

Nathan: sources say it is as big as a shoe [UNCONFIRMED] Charles: sources come back blank [UNCONFIRMED] Toki: sources say it talked to him once [UNCONFIRMED] Magnus: sources come back blank [UNCONFIRMED] Knubbler: sources say he might not have one at all [UNCONFIRMED]

#metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse headcanon

[monkeyparasite]

This man sucks on his cornchips while making the most nastiest wet mouth noises ever. That is all, thank you

#metalocalypse #why i am like this #i love him though #i think his voice is nice #i also wanna punch him in the gut for some reason #but out of love!! #oh and #dick knubbler #idk how to tag this #metalocalypse headcanon #maybe???

[diabolicaldoode]

Idk if anyone has thought of this yet, but I think it's my favorite hc. Toki and Murderface are Game Grumps, they just give off the same energy.

It would be called Planet Piss, and they would have guest appearances of the rest of Dethklok, including Charles, Abigail, Dr. Rockso, etc.

#metalocalypse #toki wartooth #metalocalypse toki #metalocalypse murderface #william murderface #game grumps #planet piss #i love toki #toki as dan #will as arin #metalocalypse headcanon #mtl au

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

Skwisgaar 100% idly doodles little pictures of Toki (and the rest of the band, but mostly Toki) when he's not writing music or practicing his guitar...

#skwisgaar skwigelf #skwisgaar #metalocalypse skwisgaar #metalocalypse #mtl #metalocalypse headcanon #skwisgaar headcanon #toki wartooth #toki #skwistok

[blueoysterkult]

am i the only person who feels like murderface would collect gunpla in my head he has shelves full of this shit

#dethklok #metalocalypse #william murderface #metalocalypse headcanon

[ir0n-moon]

we all know murderface's devastating desire to be loved but the way he'll sometimes say stuff like "hey mama, follow me if you wanna live" in BFUU or "...not everything..." in dethgov makes me feel like he's quoting one-liners from some movies he watched. so i get the feeling that he's also constantly trying to emulate these pop culture heroes because he secretly looks up to them and. and,, i need a minute

#you get it right? you get what i'm saying #metalocalypse #william murderface #dethklok #metalocalypse headcanon #herrera.txt

[twigg96]

Hi! I really love your metalocalypse headcanons (I'm literally ALWAYS starved for metalocalypse content). If you haven't already answered something along these lines, would it be alright to ask for headcanons about the band + Charles and Magnus trying to court a really shy S/O?

Hi Anon!! Omg thank you so much this is such a cute idea I love it ❤️❤️🥺🥺 yes I’ll definitely write some HCs for you. I hope you like them!!

Nathan is a big old Himbo who despite all attempts, can not read emotional cues to save his life. Despite what everyone says, he’s a big soft teddy bear on the inside. Now… that doesn’t mean he doesn’t look like a terrifying meathead on the outside to any strangers out there. Because… he does. When he first met his future partner at the time he was certain he had broken them. They had stared at him like a deer in the headlights, glancing between his intimidating facial expression and his bulky size. Nathan took their reaction to be a pure rejection and sulked on the couch eating chips for the rest of the party glaring or growling at them every time he caught them staring too long at him. It wasn’t until several days later when Skwisgaar came to tease him about the “cuties that ams havingks a little baby's crush” that he realized that they might have been staring for a totally different reason. But still, he mulled on the thought for a long time. Any time they crossed paths and they ran away or simply stared he felt like he repelled them not attracted them. It confused him to the end but also endlessly piqued his interest. He tried talking to them every day despite his anxiety that Skwisgaar was fucking with him, smiling at their tiny squeaks when he first started a conversation. He felt so prideful when he got them to open up and say a few words. Then eventually full sentences and conversations. He doesn’t always understand why they’re so shy. They’re amazing and perfect in his mind. It wasn’t long before he felt completely enamored, but he could never tell what they were thinking, which threw him for a loop. Going to his dad for advice, he realized that he just needed to trust his gut. On the next day when he saw his S/O, they took a walk together through the halls of Mordhaus. Nathan talked about the ocean and how brutal it was before stopping abruptly. “Do you like… want to go to the ocean… with me one day?”

Pickles could tell his partner was shy from the moment they met. He tried his hardest to accommodate them. And for the most part, he was successful. He helped them out of the stressful party they were in to slip away for a moment to help them take a breath. He didn’t talk to them much just introduced himself and made his presence feel safe. He knew how hard it was to trust people who didn’t feel that way. They stayed in the courtyard of Mordhaus simply existing. Pickles kept an eye on his future S/O, making sure they were comfortable in the cool fall air. He gave them his scarf drumming up a simple conversation that was easy to follow. He didn't make them respond, instead, he simply told them stories about the time he spent in Snakes and gave them a little air tutorial on the drums making them laugh and giggle at his exaggerated movements. After the party Pickles and his future partner kept in contact via text and social media. Once they felt comfortable enough his S/O even ventured to call him once they had gained the confidence to. However, Pickles couldn't stop himself from flirting with them despite the way they'd squeal and deny every compliment he gave them. "Ya know... I do love ya right?" He asked one day while toying with their hair. Watching their face turn bright red they sat in silence for a moment as they simply smiled back in response. "It's ok... you don't need to tell me it back er nothin' yet... I just need you to know."

Murderface had truthfully believed from the bottom of his heart that his future partner was playing a game with him. He believed that they were just "hard to get." So instead of doing the right thing and providing space for his S/O. He chased them RELENTLESSLY. It got so bad that he started Facebook stalking them. Messaging them on various accounts all in an effort to try and gain their attention while telling everyone. "Damn this person is Scheriously into me." It worked however to get his partner out of their shell over time as their messages stopped being "M: Hey bb wyu2?" to "M: Tell me more about (thing S/O is seriously passionate about). I know there had been a problem with something the last we talked." Eventually, his S/O agreed to meet him in person for a date. The problem... he had been using an alt with a photoshopped photo of himself with a 10-pack of abs. William debated on cancelling on his shy S/O but knew that would only shatter their trust in him more. So on the day of the date, he arrived, in a corset. His S/O nearly dropped their Taco Bell when they first saw him, squashing out the sides of his corset. Placing their food down on a table they had to stop themselves from peeing themselves laughing before pulling Murderface down for a kiss. “You’re perfect no matter what. I care about YOU. Ya big silly.”

Toki thought it was the funniest thing in the entire world that his crush was shy. He loved their pink blush and the way they clammed up when they got flustered. He met them at a meet and greet. But it was love at first sight for him. Writing his number onto a slip of paper he handed it to the hottie as they turned to leave winking cheekily and giggling as they squeaked and ran away. Weeks passed while Toki swooned over the "one who got away". Nathan simply ignored it altogether, eating his chips and turning the volume up higher on the television. Murderface tried to avoid Toki when he was all swoony, but he always got caught up in some pity party. Pickles would try to distract Toki for as long as possible before pawning him off on someone else. Normally this person was Skwisgaar who could handle him for much longer than the others. However, Charles had more than enough of Toki's behavior and invited Toki's crush over himself for "a short one-on-one interview with Toki." The guitarist was thrilled to see them again, inviting them to do fun things like build model planes and play video games. The day quickly turned into a date and Toki found himself with much more than just their number by the end of the night.

Skwisgaar is delicately tactful when he meets his future partner. He can tell they feel uncomfortable with his normal grand personality so, he simply tones it down. He's careful with his words, watching for any progress and cursing the world when his bandmates were too loud or did things that obviously scared his S/O back into their shell. It wasn't until the next they met that they had a moment alone. Skwisgaar again focused deeply on making his S/O feel comfortable in their environment and more importantly with him. Eventually Skwisgaar started bringing his S/O to events with him... as a guest of course. He simply knew they'd attend anyway so why not make sure they were comfortable from the start? At one gala in particular, the pair ducked outside for fresh air when the crowd started to be too much even for him. The music was beautifully drifting through the windows as they walked around the gardens, hand in hand. "Do you... want to dance?" His partner asked sweetly looking up at him in the moonlight, the swede had never seen a more gorgeous sight. Together they danced at the center of the garden, giving each other butterfly kisses and giggling as their lips touched gently.

Charles was extremely dense when his partner showed any interest in him at all. He had a lot going on... or at least that was his excuse. Friends of his S/O had to literally tell him straight to his face about their crush before he'd even acknowledge it. But he still refused to act until they made the first move. Which was like agony to them, but was important for Charles to determine whether he could truly trust them or not. But once they came forward and told him their true feelings, he was the most protective boyfriend anyone could ask for. He stood up for his partner in any situation and gave them a voice whenever they felt they had none. He loved them wholly and truly from day one.

Magnus doesn't do shy. When he finds his S/O staring at him at the supermarket one day he becomes extremely paranoid that someone was going to try and kill him again. So he waits outside the doors and ambushes them, scaring the living daylights out of them. This doesn't stop the staring problem however... as a matter of fact it made it worse. Magnus tried everything to make it stop. He tried threatening them. He tried physically pinning them to the wall and demanding they stop. He tried being "nice" in a scary way. All of which seemed to cause the staring to increase and become weird... Now they stared at him as if they wanted to fuck him. Which... he wouldn't mind if he didn't think they were a Dethklok Spy. One day Magnus snapped when he found his S/O creeping on him from around the corner of the ally way following him home. He pinned them to the wall and demanded why they were following him. Let me tell you he was not expecting "Because I want to be railed into submission." to be the answer they gave but by god it was damned good to hear.

#Thank you so much for the ask! #thank you anon #asks are always open #metalocaplyse #metalocalypse headcanon #imagine metalocalypse #dethklok #shy reader #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #charles foster offdensen #magnus hammersmith

[kingofpeacows]

I need to speak the truth and the truth is that Charles Ofdensen is a trans woman who doesn't give two shits about "trying to pass," and chose the name Charles because she liked it better than all the "girl names"

#cringe #making headcanons about a 2006 AS show #but its no longer cringe because im over my interalized stuff and being trans is a divine concept that cant be understood by cis people #charles ofdensen #charles foster offdensen #metalocalypse #metalocalypse headcanon #nathan explosion #brendon small #transfem #trans #trans headcanon #transfem headcanon #trans positivity

[strangekindaerin]

Just remembered that I created a Metalocalypse OC a long time ago. She was to be one of the many siblings of Skwigaar. I think I named her Merja or Meja. Don't know if I drew her.

#metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse headcanon #metalocalypse oc #need to draw her #should i do this?

[murderfacefancam]

if its not to much, can i request any dr rockzo headcanons? i like his weird deranged ass

SURE CAN! i too, like him but mainly his suffering because idk its funny!! (also i luv all of ur posts, you seem so interesting!)

He is the absolute GOD of cheating in board games and any games tbh, he's losing in jenga? "WATCH DIS BABY!!" *throws you at the jenga tower* "I K-K-K-WINN!" he never loses in uno cause he be making that one meme real, shoving those cards up his assszzzz

Eats like shit, a list of what his usual meals look like: 12 twinkies, tv dinner, a popeyes biscuit that has a part bitten out of it (he got out of a dumpster), a icecream toki dropped on the ground, a whole pack of twizzlers (the red ones because everyone hates the licorice, if you like the licorice, why), and a nacho lunchable, sometimes he does spice it up and drinks straight gravy

Banned from two KFCs because he wouldn't stop humping and flirting with the kernel sanders statutes

Sometimes he smells like onion rings, no one knows why

I am convinced this man was at first, heterosexual, but now he doesn't care, he'll take what he can get

HAS MULTIPLE SKID MARKED UNDERWEAR, (and most likely skid marked jumpsuits too but we dont talk about that), speaking of underwear, he kept shitting his underwear so now he doesn't wear them anymore

#metalocalypse #dethklok #dr rockso #dr rockzo #dr rockso metalocalypse #dethklok headcanon #metalocalypse headcanon #dr rockso dethklok #dr rockso headcanon