#meanwhile bruce is all of Clark’s impulse control when it comes to destroying/not destroying people/the world

[frownyalfred]

people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.

#thoughts #not sure why this is all basically one sentence but #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #‘oh he finally wrangled the bat onto his team huh’ #meanwhile bruce is all of Clark’s impulse control when it comes to destroying/not destroying people/the world #ok like 97% of it #kal el