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thousandsunnywrites · 4 years

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self-ship tag game?!

tagged by my fave clown counterpart @lucynnamonroll

rules: ship yourself with your favorite character and give headcanons on how your relationship would go

also im tagging @doctorgerth @moronicfujoshi @whereistheonepiece @hanajimasama @lionenda @m4rim0

w e. ll since my neni homegirl did corazon, I’m doing the other LOML aka aizawa from bnha <3 dude this is somehow long LOL

We prolly met after i ran over one of his five cats in a local mom-and-pop store near his apartment complex. I brought the poor little kitty to the vet and had to contact the owner engraved in its collar. Holy hell, it was the Pro Hero Eraserhead! He’s gonna woop my ass

And he does btw. Makes me pay for a l l the bills and surgeries

I had to cat-sit the recovering feline bc he was always out doing hero and teacher duties

and honestly after bypassing the months of resentment towards me, that’s how it started spiraling into a relationship, after like 2 years of just talking to each other

and after we get into the relationship, we’d raise a cat together :’)

I’d be the domesticated wife who solves crime and he’d be the husband who kicks ass by day and comes home by 8 for dinner bc I’d wait for him to come home to eat.

I brush his hair for him and I take care of all his laundry/food. He takes care of getting the food on the table, for me and for the cats, and being financially okay.

He seems a tad bit happier bc he smiles and teases just a bit more. Class 1-A notices bc he’s still a tired little bean, but a brighter tired little bean.

His respect and loyalty is unquestionable bc his decisions are catered to my preferences. Like if i don’t like him skipping out on lunch, he’s gna mf eat lunch. but also mainly bc he doesn’t like it when i yap and nag at him, cs i get r e a l l y annoying and r e a l l y loud.

It’s a love that works tbh bc we’d both be independent yet codependent. We do what we want as long as it doesn’t disrespect each other. We don’t constantly need to remind each other by saying “I love you”

Not really a PDA person, but its ok cs same, but we’d link arms.

he doesn’t let it be known that I’m there in his life yk? He doesn’t just broadcast it online and irl, all under the reason of it being necessary to keep me safe. People would know that I exist if they see us together.

Our lockscreens are probably us with our cat babies.

when ppl ask about our love story, we always bullshit bc we really don’t have time to explain how everything spiraled bc I ran over one of his cats.

#tag game thingz!#if u want me to tag u next time pls lmk so i can :)

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foreverandalwayscrysis · 5 years

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The 100 Ask Game

I was tagged by @talistheintrovert and @prophecy-gurl, the loves of my life <3

1. What Station on the Ark would you be from? Mmm, probably Go-Sci or Alpha, since my dad was a geneticist - maybe they’d put me in Medical or something lmao.

2. What would you get arrested for on the Ark? Standing up for injustices/trying to help people who were being treated unfairly.

3. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground? Yeah, I’d give it Monty.

4. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..) Maybe a dolphin/whale or a turtle.

5. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be? WELLS!!!!

6. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they? Bellamy, Clarke, Monty, Harper, and Murphy.

7. What Grounder Clan would you belong to? Either Floukru or Trishanakru.

8. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? I think they’d just change the “sha” part to a “sah” or more of a hissing “ss” sound, so it’d be Ay-sah, instead of what it is currently, Eisha (pronounced e-sha).

9. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious. He was a good character to have on the show and I think they wrote him well, but I definitely never loved him.

10. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does? I wouldn’t have been that willing.

11. What character do you relate to most? my homegirl Clarke - we even have the dead dad category checked off!

12. What character do you like the least? Echo kom get lost. She was a grounder in a cage, and she should’ve stayed a grounder in a cage.

13. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical) Mmm, jeans, combat boots, a full-sleeved t-shirt with either a cardigan with pockets or a jacket

14. Favorite type of mutant animal? Oooh, I LOVED the two-headed deer we saw in season 1. I wouldn’t mind more crazy forest animals.

15. What would your job be on the Ark? Medical assistant/scribe, something along those lines.

16. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked? Yeah, I don’t get squeamish easily (I’ve watched surgeries on YouTube aksdjlk), and if I can help Clarke in any way, I’m doing it.

17. If Lexa wasn’t Heda, but she was still alive, then who would have made the best commander? Indra by far.

18. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty? Honestly, I’d get super emotional.

19. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake approach? The Blake approach.

20. Who should have been the Chancellor, if anyone? Ideally, no one - every station/govt gets equal representation and people listen to actual problems.

21. Would you have been on Pike’s side like Bellamy or on Kane’s side? Or Clarke in Polis? Kane’s side - and maybe I’d go to look for Clarke but I’d die within a day, so.

22. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s iPod) What is the one thing you would snatch while there? A tablet/phone, anything to read from or play music on tbh.

23. What would your Grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint? No tattoos, possibly dark war paint on my face or arms, and a short-to-medium hairstyle, either a variety of braids or pinned back.

24. Favorite quote? “Your life can be more than just impossible decisions and a tragic end. You can choose to live.” - Wells Jaha

25. If all of the characters were in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning? Lincoln, Luna, Anya, Indra, Bellamy, Clarke, I can’t pick.

26. Least favorite ship? Favorite canon ship? Favorite non-canon ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC OR BE

Favorite canon ship: Marper

Favorite non-canon: Wellven, Ice Mechanic.

27. A song that should be included in the next season? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo? I am so behind on all music lately, it’s sad. I’d love to hear some Florence or Hozier but I really want Shawn back - he can’t just disappear!

28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murphy for all that time? Oh gosh, um - well at least we wouldn’t go crazy from isolation alone. I’d read, sing, maybe dance around/stretch to keep from atrophying, rearrange stuff and then rearrange it again, complain about Blarke being oblivious idiots in love.

29. You’re an extra that gets killed off. How do you die? Spear! Or poisonous berries. Maybe multiple arrows.

30. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of? MY TRUE QUEEN DIYOZA

31. A character you’d bang? Besides Bellamy? Wells.

32. Would you stay in the Bunker? Go up to Space? Or live on your own in Eden? Yeah, I’m gonna stay in Eden.

33. In the Bunker, would you follow Octavia? What would you do to pass the time underground? Unless I wanna get killed, yeah. Do the minimum to stay out of sight and her warpath. I could see myself writing diary entries I guess.

34. What crime would you commit in the Bunker that lands you in the fighting pits? Oooh - them finding my diary entries and seeing how negatively I feel towards Blodreina.

35. Up in Space, who would you bond with first? Who would be the most difficult for you to get along with? Either Monty or Harper. Echo and I will not be friends.

36. How long do you think you would last on Earth by yourself? I honestly don’t know. I’d like to think I’d make it a year.

37. When the Eligius ship lands what do you do? Ahaha, run and hide, possibly misguide them if I can do it safely.

38. Favorite Eligius character? Least favorite? Favorite: DIYOZAAA. Least and worst: McCreary.

39. Would you Spacewalk? Maaaybe? I have a fear of heights and assuming it’s lessened and/or gone by the time I’ve gotten used to space, I’d be open to the idea.

40. Would you prefer to eat Windshield Bugs, Space Algae, or Bunker Meat? Windshield Bugs, baby.

41. Would you start a war for the last spot of green on earth? What would your solution be to avoid it? No, the war wouldn’t solve anything. It’s all about compromise - everyone wants to live, and people like to stay in their communities, so we’d need to figure out a way to build cities/towns that help all different kinds of people.

42. Would you rather dig out flesh-eating worms or stick thumb drives into bullet holes? Dig out flesh-eating worms, no doubt.

43. Are you willing to poison your sister for the Traitor Who You Love? What would you do to stop Octavia? If my sister became Octavia-levels of crazy, yeah, but I’m not a shoot-first kinda gal so I’d try to reason and logic my way into dismantling everything.

44. Would you go to sleep in cryo or stay awake like Marper? I would sleep, but it can depend on who else wants to stay awake.

45. Who are you waking up first to explore the new planet? My faves, Bellamy & Clarke, followed by Miller, Murphy, Raven (staying on the ship), Diyoza, Shaw, and Emori. And if someone needs to be the scapegoat, Echo.

This was super long but I had fun answering these questions!! Tagging a few people below: @lameblake @chase-the-windandtouch-the-sky @captaindaddykru @nvermindiseeyou @clarkgriffon @anne-shirley-blythe @hopewolves @chants-de-lune @goddess-clarke @aainiouu @loveisalwayswise @harpermacintyre @hermionegranger @fen-ha-fuck-you @frecklessbellamy

#anyone feel free to ignore me or do this #these were fun questions #ask games #random #mine #eisha rants

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joyimanilackey · 5 years

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day 3: the hubba bubba

Write about an unconventional trial.

Hubba Bubba gum, his favorite. Pink goop that found itself lodged between sticky fingers into— I can’t even think about it, speak of the trauma.

Bubbles as big as the sun that sweltered its sugary residue onto his glistening face.

Chew, chew, chew and chew again. Then— disgusting.

Who knew third grade could be so maleficent. All I wanted was— you know— what every third grader wants.

Love.

But that always comes with a cost, or that’s what Tommy, my older brother, mumbled as his glued eyes killed Dark Tops— or whatever you call them games he be playing.

And, oh man, was this a cost.

Peter turned to me, smiling his piano grin and leaned in to kiss freshly carmex-ed lips. He may be a sugabugga but I never showed up to anything ashy faced and crusty lipped.

Taking one last chew, then spitting Pepto gunk into his soggy hands he moved to meet me. Leaning toward me with pursed lips and pinched eyes.

No, I couldn’t surrender my lip virginity for this nastiness.

As he blindly struggled to find my elusive pucker, I moved into safety— away from stickiness.

Oddly enough, Peter kept leaning into empty air until his face smooched concrete. Face wet from leftover saliva and now snotty blood, he yelped in pain accusing me of pushing him.

Pushed?

Lifting his head from the ground he screeched at me, calling me all types of ungodly names.

Now momma ain’t raise a punk.

With a ready hand, I decided to be the bigger person. Instead of yelling back, or worse yet, laying these hands, as my older sister Cherese would say. I picked that snotty gum up from his whiny hand and smushed it into his “pretty little curly hair.”

Good luck getting getting that out — Cantu won’t solve these problems.

As I walked away from the crime scene, leaving that puddle of snot and sniffles at recess. I could see my homegirl, Tanya, rushing up to let me know Mrs. VanderHell was looking for me.

Rightly so.

I wasn’t worried though. I did what I needed to do.

And I’d pay the price for emotional retribution — anyday.

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