#me @ god like 'give me a slider you coward'

[thenightling]

I am so angry I figured this deserved its own post

Now I am furious!  

This COWARD in the notes, too fucking cowardly to reply in a reblog, making the visually impaired person struggle by trying to hold a conversation in the notes, has decided to call the legally blind person ableist because I don’t think “shifting” is real?

Referring to maladaptive Day dreaming being mistaken as reality as a delusion is NOT ableist!  It literally defines a delusion!    Referring to a delusion as a delusion is NOT ableist.  

I call you heartless because I AM LEGALLY BLIND, you MONSTER!   @desiaroacepjospidey​​​  and you fucking DARE throw around a term like ableist like it’ll shut me up!

“You used the word delusion, now I’ve caught you!  Now I can call you ableist!”   Fuck you, you evil piece of shit!   LEGALLY BLIND!  Search my blog, I am visually impaired, you idiot!  

Now let me remind you I HAVE STUDIED PARASPCYHOLOGY and THEORETICAL PHYSICS!

  “Quantum jump” isn’t spiritual, it’s theoretical physics and it is NOT the same as shifting.   You asked me to look it up, how about you?   It’s like you heard someone throw around certain phrases to give this idiocy technobabble credability and you never bothered to look it up for yourself.

I have an honorary doctorate in divinity from ULC.  That’s a doctorate in spiritual beliefs, as well as one in metaphysics.    Shifting as it is being used in these fandoms isn’t the same as the meditative spiritual practices popularized in the 1960s.  

Obtaining God-like dominion of a fantasy world where your favorite characters are real is not a recognized spiritual belief.

Lucid dreaming, however, is recognized as something real, and a respected exercise in creativity and self-control.  

Also STUDIED THEORETICAL PHYSICS, REMEMBER?!?

quan·tum jump/ˌkwän(t)əm ˈjəmp/

noun

1.PHYSICS an abrupt transition of an electron, atom, or molecule from one quantum state to another, with the absorption or emission of a quantum.

_________________

You are not a molecule!   And life is not a rerun of Quantum Leap. That was a TV show that made up its rules based on what was convenient for the writing.  I liked that show too, I don’t think Scott Bakula is currently possessing a chimp on behalf of God who takes the form of a bar tender.   Quantum Leap = TV series.  Quantum jump = Deals with a transition of particles.  YOU are not a molecule!  

Now...

My credentials:

High School Diploma - Excel High school, 2007.  

Diploma in Parapsychology and astrology with a module in Theoretical physics from the Stratford Career institute in 2008.

Diploma in creative writing also from the Stratford Career institute in 2008.

Honorary doctorates in Divinity and Metaphysics from ULC - 2013.

Worked with the San Joaquin Paranormal Society.  

Call me ableist again for referring to a maladaptive day dream being mistake as reality as a delusion and I will block you, you seriously crossed a line there thinking you could accuse THE LEGALLY BLIND PERSON of ableism for calling a delusion a delusion.   Fucking creep.

TRY to remember I actually studied theoretical physics before throwing around terms like “quantum jump” to justify this crap.

Post this originated from: 

   https://thenightling.tumblr.com/post/649037883694563328/thenightling-i-just-stumbled-across-another-post

I would say it’s harmless and let them believe what they want but no, the moment you lose control of a Lucid Dream your Soft boi version of Draco Malfoy might get hurt or killed and suddenly the teen thinks they murdered a character.  Or what if you accidentally blow up the X-men universe because it IS a Superhero story and weapons like that are a dime a dozen?  Suddenly you have thirteen-year-olds thinking they are masmurderers just because they slipped up during a lucid dream.

“But... But it felt so real!”  Yes, lucid dreaming feels real.  That’s the point.  You gain control and you add substance and detail and can control character dialogue.  Sometimes you can even feel the cobblestones under your feet and smell things like steam.   That doesn’t make it an alternate universe where you have absolute control.  It means you are in a dream.  

Dreams are real but they aren’t parallel Earths from Sliders.  And please don’t confuse Quantum Jump with Quantum Leap.  One is a scifi TV show...

#Shifter #Shifting #Shift #Quantum jump #Quantum Leap #Parapsychology #Occult #Lucid Dreaming #Maladaptive Daydream

[murfeelee]

TS4 Werewolves - Rant Alert

I got this one comment that sent me off on a whole tangent, so I decided to reply to it separately.

slade-the-neko replied to your photoset “The Wolves:This world is slowing down How can I fight it? How can I?...”

Dang Murf, that's very impressive! Really makes me wish Sims 4 had werewolves. I'll definitely try porting the Skyrim model to TS4 if they ever add them.                    

Y’all know TS4 is my trigger -- wtF is EA even doing over there? That Tiny Living Stuff Pack was a JOKE, like....seriously? o_O For as much money as they’re swindling y’all for TS4, EA’s Sims team is creatively BANKRUPT. ZERO innovation, intuition or inspiration.

EA just takes popular concepts/crazes like the Tiny House Movement, Baby Yoda, and Harry Potter, and waters it down to the barest of minimums: tiny homes with huge AF Murphy beds instead of bunk beds or convertible futons/sofa-beds; a decorative Baby Yoda you can’t even interact with; no school of magic sims can go to (and no magic for kids YET). I’m so tired of them!

People keep comparing RoM to TS1′s Makin Magic, and I keep going WHERE? I said in my initial trailer reaction for RoM that it made zero frikkin sense for the RoM magic land to have that perma-nighttime full moon, without even bothering to have werewolves in the so-called realm of magic.

RoM would’ve been the PERFECT chance to add werewolves. What better way to have a magical pack than to also introduce werewolves as the local denizens of Glimmerbrook’s forests. Missed opportunity, EA. (－‸ლ) 

They could’ve added a werewolf household living in the woods, that your sim either befriends or gets bitten by, so your sim goes to the Magical Realm to either find a cure for lycanthropy (for the werewolves or for THEMSELVES if they’re bitten and are gonna turn in a couple days), or wolfsbane poisoning if one of the wolves is made sick by the brand new harvestable Wolfsbane *cough cough!* (Wolfsbane comes in the Vampires GP, but they could‘ve totally made more types of Wild Wolfsbane, Yellow Aconite, Purple Monkshood, etc.).

Either one would give your sim a REAL impetus and incentive to go learn magic and talk to the RoM residents and mess with potions & alchermy. Which is another reason I said (I’ve BEEN saying) I wanted HEDGE WITCHES, who could do HERBOLOGY. U_U

The RoM Game Pack NEEDED to be its own Expansion -- it wasn’t a realm at all; it was a Diagon Alley ripoff and everybody knew it. HELLO, EA! Part of worldbuilding is creating a EFFING STORY that gives your game a FRIKKIN PURPOSE. EA didn’t go the distance at all; they did the mere basics of adding magic to TS4, with a lot of style but not much substance. But ironically they did the same with the mermaids, which did get their own EP, and everyone agrees that TS4′s Island Living was worse than TS3′s Island Paradise, so wtf. (－‸ლ) 

But I doubt werewolves would get their own Game Pack like the Vampires & Spellcasters -- EA would do Faeries/Elves before wolves, I suspect, cuz faeries are in a sense easier. Wings, mushrooms & flowers, glittery magic, LOTR-esque art nouveau inspired furniture, etc -- everyone knows the standard faery.

But if TS4 werewolves got a pack all to themselves it would force EA to effing give a crap about lycan culture & lore, and the complexities of things like pack dynamics (alphas, betas, omegas, etc), moon cycles, transformations, lupine physiology & locomotion; diet & hunting (adding new flora & fauna), etc.

While heavy in gameplay expansion, with werewolf-specific abilities, interactions & animations, what other stuff could you stuff into a werewolf stuff pack? Y'all saw how in TS3 the Supernatural EP didn’t give wolves a single bloody thing other than their CAS stuff -- for build/buy mode wolves got ZILCH. We didn’t get busted furniture or shattered windows or blood splatters or more fur patterns -- NOTHING. Everything in build/buy mode was for witches & faeries--all wolves could do was tear the crap up with their claws.

And even their CAS stuff was lackluster - no hairy skins, makeup or tails, but we got body hair & face sliders, claws, fangs, etc.

I like TS1's werewolf design from Makin Magic the most, since their heads/skins looked like wolves.

TS2′s was the biggest downgrade in terms of the LOOK of werewolves, in that it was just a skin.

If EA does do wolves for TS4, I’d hope they make it so the werewolves look like effing WOLVES. At least let them turn into animals, like the ones in TS2 PETS. (WHY TF was TS2 the only time Sims had ACTUAL magical pets!? >_< TS3 has dogs! TS4 has dogs! DO IT ALREADY.)

Considering the cartoony PG13 angle EA insists on keeping TS4, I don’t imagine they’d EVER make wolves look like @camkitty2​’s amazing werewolf mod at MTS:

And certainly not the scary Skyrim werewolves that I converted.

Or even the ones from EA’s other property, Dragon Age (which are effing ugly, IMO).

(The ugly anthropomorphic bipedal version, btw, not the more wolf-like version.)

TBH, If TS4 did werewolves at all I BET YOU MONOPOLY MONEY the template EA’d use would be a lot like Bigby Wolf’s design from the Wolf Among Us video game:

Bigby goes through 4 phases, from man to gradually being an actual wolf in his 4th phase/Final Form. His 3rd phase has a face that not really wolf-like so much as Jekyll/Hyde; beastly enough that you pretty much know Oh that’s a werewolf they’re doing, without it actually looking like any animal.

It’s big and scary with muscles & claws & hair, but cartoony enough that it’s not drastically different from a regular sim. EA’s wack enough to pull something like that, rather than going the extra mile to give us the kind of Skyrim-esque werewolves many simmers want.

Or the full-shift magical WOLF that I personally want.

Don’t get me wrong; Bigby has a great design for Wolf Among Us, made by AA developers Telltale (who do The Walking Dead video games). But Electronic fArts is a AAA developer, with billion dollar budgets, massive teams & bookoo resources. But by god EA’s the laziest AAA company around; just the kind of twats to do AA level work with AAA finances, as we’ve seen in TS4 and TS3.

Bigby’s 2nd phase is basically what TS3 did for werewolves, with the scrunched up brow/nose, pointed ears, hairier face, etc.

This kind of werewolf design is fine, but it leaves A LOT to be desired, especially if it’s the only form you see in certain werewolf franchises. It reminds me too much of how Teen Wolf makes werewolves -- basically as hairier vampires from Buffy (which makes sense). But come on EA, go the distance; go FULL WOLF SHIFT or go home.

In Eastern Europe werewolves ARE vampires/witches -- they’re connected to nature magic, druids & wicca, neopaganism, etc: magic runes & symbols, stones & metals, scyring, bonfire festivals (having Celtic holidays would be so cool!), enchanted woods & nemetons & ley lines, the effect of moonlight on water #TuckEverlasting style, shamanistic sacred animal totemic power and such. Tap into that tribalistic Slavic, Norse & Celtic lore on werewolves, EA, you effing COWards!

In TS1′s Makin Magic and TS3′s Supernatural, witches and werewolves came in the same pack, and had gameplay elements tied to each other -- in TS1 it’s the Beauty & the Beast charm that magical sims can use, and in TS3 werewolves can be used as witches’ assistants to Gather harvestables/collectables used in alchemy potions. So for TS4, having werewolves in RoM would’ve made SO MUCH sense. Hell, they could’ve fit into the Vampire GP, too -- why was wolfsbane even IN that pack? o_O

So if TS4 adds werewolves, I hope they add something NEW to the lifestate, and do more research into other portrayals & iterations of werewolves.

Everyone knows about Norse Berserkers (were-bears), but less attention is given to the Wolves of Odin, the Ulfhednar/Ulfhedinn (werewolves). A lot of Nordic neopagans are into them nowadays.

A werewolf GP would make it so EA would have to flesh out werewolves -- if they live in the woods, give them woodland build/buy mode CC. Let them live OFF THE GRID as technophobic naturists, cuz electronics like tvs, PCs & radios hurt their sensitive eyes & ears. They could be more modern, sure, but it would be so much cooler to have sims who only use well water and hot springs and compost toilets and woodfire ovens.

Bring back hobbies/skills like bone/woodcarving, gem cutting, basket weaving & looms, soap/candle-making, pottery, horticulture, tree-cutting/tree-hugging, animal husbandry (could you imagine werewolf shepherds? XD), sparring, (arm) wrestling, boxing, hunting, bird watching and more. Basically: fullblown medieval-rustic hunting lodge aesthetics: animal pelts, antlers, mounted taxidermy, COME ON, EA, stop being boring!

#replies #Realm Of Magic #the sims 4 #TS4 #Electronic Arts #more like electronic farts #EA you suck #like wtf #RANT ALERT #sims 3 horror #sims 3 werewolves

[hiraethstill]

THIS WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (6/11)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!! 

LIVEBLOG: 

one second in and i had to pause because SAWAMURA IS STARTING I FORGOT

YOO THIS ANIMATION OF THE BALL COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU IM SHOOK

again, every times kuramochi hyahas i hyaha

still not over him calling haruichi by given name

AMAHISAAAAAAAAA

takatsu and oka singing neraiuchi aw cute

SCREAMS

TAKU

MY BOY

omg taku dont call the pitcher a chicken

ALSO KOUTAKU RIGHTS

LMAO AMAHISA, WHATS WITH THESE BOIS CALLING PEOPLE COWARDS

damn amahisa thats just cold

though i guess i understand his frustration as a pitcher

hell yeAH SHIRASU-SAN NOTHING BUT RESPECT

DRIVING IN THOSE RUNS

lol why they gotta make miyukis play even more flashy huh?

MANAGERSSS

ahaha zono-san dw you did good

do i... mayhaps... ship takatsu and oka?

not much before but after that megaphone (?) tap of solidarity NOW I DO

omg mogami

lmfao ichidai leaving like "eh they got this"

even if it was a hit by pitch, the motions of sawamura pitching and the ball are really nice

plus the firsties are so shocked sawamura let runners on base haha so cute

haha miyuki in baseball vs out of baseball

i like how miyuki says seidou in general has to grow - including himself

honestly do the animators just love baseballs that much theyre the best animated things rn

asada is so proud of sawamura-senpai!!

while kuki is slowly joining the fanclub c:

is this still tetsu narrating???

KANEMARU LOOKS SO PROUD OF EIJUN IM

ah shit i forgot furuya's still the ace

omg these fangirl screams

thats me @ taku tbh

sawamura's face just slightly jealous huh

miyuki understanding that furuya isnt really a consistent (?) pitcher

IM TELLING YOU THE ANIMATORS LIKE BALLS

that came out more strange than expected

tumblr pls dont flag me

BUT YEAH THIS WHITE LIGHT THING IM SHOOK

furusawa rights: sawamura like hey you stole my spotlight but youre still pretty cool so i cant be too mad

NO

HOW DARE

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DRAW THIS PARALLEL TO HONGOU

I FUCKING MISS HONGOU SO MUCH

THE ANIMATION ON THIS PITCH TOO WTFFF ANIMATORS BLS

I WASNT READY FOR THIS

i would die for the new managers

and all the managers

ASADA YOU PRECIOUS BEAN

FIRSTIES

SHOCK.JPG

can they like stop going so hard on the OST this is NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART

CRIES ENDLESSLY ABOUT KOMADAI

(harucchi being proud/admiring!)

MORE FURUSAWA RIGHTS EIJUN FORCING HIM TO DRINK LMAO

"did you get a hit today" damn furuya ahaha

HELL YEAH MASASHI DINGERS ONLY

kuki and asada's WOW faces are so precious PLEASE I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE

u rite miyuki masashi kinda does need more plate discipline lmao

WHATTT FOUR MONTHS BEFORE TETSU?????

BREATHES HEAVILY

LOOK

AT THIS CUTIE

AND TELL ME YOU DONT LOVE HIM

lmao he's all "that jerk" so fondly about masashi

oh! i heard the deku in taku's voice!

LMAO THE KOUSHUU RUMBLE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

HMMST yui feeling a little competitive about masashi?

LMFAOOO ASOU-SAN

"got owned so badly" omfg

amahisa you fuck hlskjdflshdf

ayy tahara buoy!

uhhh minabe rightsssss

i keep forgetting how much i love mochi's voice and then it hits me again every time

miyuki @ sawamura and furuya: okay now my little ducklings

ooh and when nabe says amahisa's not his best you know its true

omg??? how cute is this???

HELL YEAH MIYAKAWAAAAAAAAA

LMAO sawamura's "are you psychic" you shouldve expected the smug look on his face

miyuki's all "this is normal"

miyuki analyzing always makes me think he overthinks things

HELL FUCKING YEAH AMAHISAAA

MORE BALL ANIMATION

more shocku.JPG

ooh i love amahisa's eyes i forgot

LMAO MIYUKI ABOUT AMAHISA'S SLIDER SO ADMIRINGLY

THAT WAS KINDA GAY

amahisa/manaka rights???

omg more tetsu narrating im soft

god i love eijuns FACES

asldjfh asada and koushuu just finished dinner huh, they bond a lot there

DO YOU SEE

HOW TAKU IS IMMEDIATELY THERE LIKE "OI KOUSHUU"

THIS TIME HE'S NOT LETTING KOUSHUU FIGHT SAWAMURA-SENPAI

taku and asada part of the "please lets just get along" squad"

"I FORGET" does that mean he came to check on his underclassmen lmaoo

AW NORI BBY

wow they really hid the top half of yui's face to make him look sinister huh hslkdfj

NOOOO DONT SHOW ONO-SAN LIKE THAT HE DESERVES MORE PLAYING TIME

seriously terajima did ono SO dirty like wtf

lmaooo asada like "i can see wolf"

LMAO TAKU

taku harping on the mount fuji rice

why does he look so cute wtf not fair

so... this is the color of his eyes

"why do you keep picking fights with him"

i'm glad i was doing practice swings nearby

I HAD TO PAUSE FOR SO LONG

he's so concerned about koushuu that he was literally practicing there to keep an eye on him im

PLEASE LOVE SETO TAKUMA HE CARES SO MUCH

okay i get where koushuu's coming from cause i hate people like that too but man you dont need to go looking for a fight son

K

KU

KUK

KUKI

KUKI TALKED YALL KUKI FINALLY TALKED

HE FINALLY FUCKING TALKED

aww kanetou married and giving kuki quiet encouragement im so sOFT

LOOKIT HOW PRETTY HE BE

I TAKE IT BACK HE'S EVEN PRETTIER

WTFFFFFFFF

IM NOT OKAYYYYY

HE ADMIRES THEM SO MUCHHHHHHHHH

aww asada realizing sawamura is very critical of himself

i love serious sawamura

oh my god this entire thing with asada looking up to sawamura so much and him wanting to be like him and catch his pitches and I FUCKING LOVE SAWAMURA AND ASADA'S RELATIONSHIP OKAY

oho i see these three parallels between senpai kouhai

koushuu and taku just talking alone on the balcony

preview

furuya still fixated on miyuki huh

wow that was cold to yui

convey your feelings through baseball looool

nooo sawamura still feeling inferior

SUMMARY / TLDR : 

AMAHISA FUCKING KOUSEI 

IM TELLING YOU THE ANIMATORS LOVE BALLS 

SHOCKU.JPG 

furusawa & KOUTAKU RIGHTS 

S E T O  T A K U M A 

KUKI FINALLY FREAKING TALKED YALLL 

KANETOU + KUKI AAA 

parallels between senpais/kouhais! 

JUSTICE FOR ONO & NORI

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!! 

#daiya no ace #daiya no ace act ii #daiya spoilers #spoilers #seto takuma #kuki youhei #okumura koushuu #asada hirofumi

[righthererightzao]

[OOC] Not FFXIV Related but.. kinda as well? ESO

So to avoid burnout (almost caused by Pagos before the nerfs..) and in between quiet stretches before patches I’ve been playing ESO a little bit here and there and found it’s made for a nice little solo experience and Razum-dar is the best character. Although I’ve kind of come to realise, just how much FFXIV has kind of spoiled me in some areas.

GPose: I think this is like the main thing. Going back to the old way of doing things, just feels plain weird now making GPoses absence sorely felt. Screenshots have always been a good way for players to express themselves and you have folks like Caimura-rathe, and many others turn that into an art-form in it’s own right. Not to mention the tons of free marketing companies get through that. Gpose has been a powerful tool in aiding in those areas (and I’d argue can be and should be listed as one of FFXIV’s main features), and I’m honestly surprised that other MMO’s haven’t at least entertained the idea of implementing a similar feature.

Saving Character Appearances:  Every now and then I like to go into the character creator and just mess around with different appearances, usually as visual aids for NPC descriptions when doing RP events, and even potential alts, so being able to make a character design and save all the settings to come back to later should I need them again like in Champions Online and Wildstar (Presses F to pay respects) is a boon... Now due to Elsweyr being announced as the upcoming expansion to ESO and having a Necromancer class... I have bit of a dilemma. Necromancers have been my jam since I was a wee bairne playing Diablo 2, and ever since I discovered restoration and undead conjury spells in Morrowind, through Oblivion and Skyrim, my first character has always been a Khajiit Necromancer... so I’m a little hyped at the idea of being to give him a truer incarnation on ESO as well making him a healer to boot, BUT since I don’t have the ability to save his appearance so I can just hit a button and remake him come 04 June 2019, I’ll either have to do one of two things, spend 1000 crowns on an appearance token just to screenshot the slider settings and upload them somewhere to keep them safe, or painstakingly try to recreate his appearance by using the below screenshot and other reference angles alone, is going to be suffering and future me is most likely sick of his life and cursing past me for not taking the screenshots at the time.

Mini Rant relating to Elsweyr: So going off ES:VI’s teaser, a lot of folks are speculating that it might be Highrock... I kind of hope it doesn’t, on account of, we already got Highrock and Hammerfel in a mainline SP Elder Scrolls Game in Daggerfall. Let us go somewhere else, Bethesda you cowards! ;A; give us a mainline Elsweyr game! or heck even Valen wood or Argonia/Blackmarsh! Unless... My god... Unless Todd Howard’s ultimate goal is to remake Daggerfall as ES6, then ES7 will be Morrowind, and then ES8 will be Oblivion... a-and then.. ES9 will be Skyrim for the future generations? It all makes sense! We have to warn people! We have to change the future! We have to---*Is taken away to be dealt with by top men*

https://youtu.be/Fdjf4lMmiiI?t=10

#Not FF related #but also kind of related #FFXIV #ESO #Khajiit #OOC #also dungeons #my god at least when I have to heal bad tanks in FFXIV they're at least... TANKS #not a DPS queuing up as a tank for a faster queue #consigning me to a nightmare of having to heal #and tank at the same time because I'm at the top of the aggro list trying to keep everyone alive #Todd Howard is an avatar of Sheogorath

[tranxendance]

Must-watch Super Best Friends LPs: A curated list

So, I tried to get a friend of mine into bestfriends when he was in active service and didn’t have much time to sit and watch youtube. While I think you should probably watch all of the bestfriends content, aint nobody got time for that, and there are certain LPs that are just better ones. Here’s a list of what I consider to be the best SBFP lets plays. There won’t be any ‘Matt’s toybox’ or one-offs, only full LPs.

Predator: Concrete Jungle - Originator of Jerry the Predator, the very first bestfriends OC. Also I really like the Predator so this trash game getting ripped to shreds by the anti-hype machine makes me feel good. https://youtu.be/0wF6r-JRTvQ

Eternal Darkness - The climax of the very first Shitstorm of Scariness. Genesis of the Insanity Shotgun, marking out about recognizing Metal Gear Solid voice actors, INSANITY EFFECTS and freaking out about the bathtub scare despite knowing it was coming. https://youtu.be/lYRVeFkTvCM

Silent Hill: Homecoming - First half of the Downcoming series. ‘MY HOUSE!’ ‘Why is the knife the best weapon? Just do knife combos to them, thats survival horror’ https://youtu.be/GLgN5WSiiX4

Silent Hill: Downpour - Second half of the Downcoming series. The first time I saw the guys play a game that was brand new at the time. Pat & Matt getting upset about the downturn of one of my and their favorite series. The famous Axe Throw that launched a career is in this one too I believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ofoIeb8wI&list=PLAD720396A1870C8E

Resident Evil 2 - Earliest recorded footage of Pat’s stand CRAZY TALK where he claims to know a thing or be an expert and is proven unequivocably wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cgbuv3cB1Q&list=PLB8826287748EFE7C

Final Fight: Streetwise - What happens when you take a classic beat em up and try to make it cool and modern with lots of Slipknot music? It ages fucking poorly that’s what. ‘I got a receipt for my Tatsu’ ‘I’d like to return this shoryureppa’, Live footage of the bestfriends souls leaving their body in The Stiff boss fight, Some actually decent writing and lines such as ‘Feeling good about potentially feeling good’ which Matt will quote for years to come. https://youtu.be/HnRNyfzKLL8

Man vs Wild - Not so much a must-watch as it’s just the boys in their element, playing shovelware, deliberately failing QTEs to laugh at how pitiful it looks when you do, making fun of people’s accents, and much more. Indicative of the bestfriends style of sort of mst3king videogames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NGPAOrE80&list=PL57hJfweW_2s2jyxas78kIib9M3jGduU8

Heavy Rain - The very first game played in the Sadness trilogy. ‘Oh no, I made ze bad game’, more fucking up of QTEs when it’d be funny, Detective Shelby’s PI Gumball technique after shooting thirty rounds out of a handgun without reloading, FUTURE GLASSES, and other classics. Woolie will play this himself on a livestream, many years later, which is also a good watch. https://youtu.be/Qe-SpjInztQ

Indigo Prophecy - The first game of the Sadness trilogy, though it was played later than Heavy Rain. Space kung-fu, zombie sex with a lady you barely know, your choices don’t matter!, Slagging off of David Cage intensifies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YacYbUC_FmQ&list=PL57hJfweW_2sOt01sX9TtQRkzv5RS231f

Charles Barkley’s Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden - Seems to be originally selected as a ‘ha ha, we’re playing a bad and stupid game to laugh at it’ but then discovering it’s legitimately awesome despite being frankly ridiculous. If you can’t play the game yourself, this is a very good substitute. https://youtu.be/xNc9R1zfwM0

Beyond: Two Souls - The third game of the Sadness trilogy. David Cage creeping on Ellen Paige in real life and making her be naked in his game, E MO SHUNS, having feelings but not knowing where to put them, ‘I’ll be your Stand! ORARARARARARA’, Underwater chinese ghost base. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA_VUoePgrc&list=PL57hJfweW_2ulXc25A-LxxHXMPqLOwrsf

Deadly Premonition - Swery65′s magnum opus, if only he could’ve put bicycles in the game. He totally didn’t watch Twin Peaks you guys. ‘QUIIIIIIINT!’, ‘Stinky agent’, radio fast travel stock tire screech sfx, monkey noise squirrels and a weird amount of attention paid to food. Matt named his pet cat Zach due to this game, so it’s an extra important part of the bestfriends lore. https://youtu.be/dsbfmIqP-H8

Disaster: Day of Crisis - Metal Gear Solid except the giant robots are natural disasters. Gotta get revenge on the volcano for killing my buddy. Eating watermelons while on fire. Don’t forget to take your stami-nas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sx8gqSjkMY&list=PL57hJfweW_2t-vHWWeqjY2SKH4vaqotZ6

Yakuza 4 - My first exposure to the Yakuza game series and actually a good starting point for people that don’t know anything about it. The hype, badassery, and hilarity in all its glory. Who’s ready for a shirtless fight on top of Millennium Tower? https://youtu.be/xOKx_79BEhY

Prison Break - More shovelware where they fail stealth sequences a million times, fail QTEs because it’s hilarious, and can’t show too much violence because it’s a T-rated game. https://youtu.be/TsjGGGSZabA

Resident Evil 4 HD - Get hype for suplexing priests, El Gigante, Doctor Salvatore, Isn’t that Mexican spanish not Spanish Spanish? Commando shit and the RE movie, Oops Ashley is dead again, Pat is bad at puzzles and crazy talk activates. https://youtu.be/qsazQp4VlI0

Silent Hill 2 - Everything is illness, or else its condoms! The nurses are TOO STRONG!, the boys actually just enjoying a game and (mostly) being good at it for once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsYYIjaNPP8&list=PL57hJfweW_2vMmw0MLZp8I16DA-Qev8ec

Resident evil Revelations 2 - Re vuh lay uh tons!, Wait how’d a non mainline resi game get this good?, MOIRA MC TAGGART MC MURPHY, another co-op LP where Matt’s actual role in the game mechanics is to point out ammo and health items that Pat missed. https://youtu.be/THfgNlcNa98

Resident Evil 3 - Jill Valentine’s not actually last escape, Crazy Talk activates several times, Shitting on Hunter-D’s, being a huge coward constantly like the hero of RE brad vickers. https://youtu.be/G5pXyRhs7FM

Ride to Hell - Legendarily bad game played by canadian losers that make fun of it constantly. Source of just SO MANY bestfriends gifs including casual priest drownings, getting shot during cutscenes, and Qui-gon chi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEw04pKaVs4&list=PL57hJfweW_2srGztN1iedcFd-BV5X1Ram

Parasite Eve - It’s time for Aya Breakowski to GET HOT. It’s a squaresoft game all right, dogs with sniper rifles, finishing downloading arcana heart, and the heroest of hero cops willingly lighting on fire to give you a gun. https://youtu.be/dHY5ZBSHzyw

Danganronpa - Ultra Despair Girls - First recorded instance of being incredibly hype and getting into the cool pop art aesthetic, komaeda memes, and then all hype leaving our body, and out of context shouting KILL THOSE SHIT KIDS! https://youtu.be/qYtYp4oWBhU

Life is Strange - Liam’s rivalry with another wimpy boy, Hotdogman: Who is he?, You sacrificed everyone for your Ship? Are you Griffith?, and rewinding time to fuck with people for kicks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ7-wFLnfI&list=PL57hJfweW_2u1mKS5UFNgx-voVAvTlkT9

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain - Built-up hype from over one thousand years of waiting is collectively released. Psycho Mantis is OP, let the legend come back to life, GREATEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD BIG BOSS, D-dog is the cutest and bestest of boys, and famously awkward jeep ride. https://youtu.be/505vXWYkxcw

Afro Samurai - Perhaps the shovelest of ware ever played on the channel. It’s very short, only 3 parts, about 90 minutes of gameplay, something that everyone should be super hype about but ends up being the most shitted on game since perhaps one of the Sadness games. https://youtu.be/wIXqEulMTIo

Resident Evil Zero HD - Get hyped for Oven Man mk2, math puzzles, getting pissed off at Eliminators, Rebecca! God dammit Rebecca! I love youuuuu rebeccaaaaaa, Leech Man, and playing dress-up. https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Metal Wolf Chaos - Giant robots and engrish, more than your body can handle! AMERICA!!!! Richard Hawke! OK, Lets PARTEEEEEEEY! Tons of references they’ll be using until the end of time https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Naruto: The Broken Bond - ‘Wait, this game is actually good?’ and then three parts later oops no its not. Second instance of being super hyped at first and then all joy slowly being sucked out of the boys’ body. Do your rasengan, even when you’re not playing as Naruto! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo92m-rfeHA&list=PL57hJfweW_2uIIqa3HTcbsvM5LO1ObM_5

The Punisher - Rice cookers, My family-family-family!, guessing Frank’s one-liners, violent safety PSAs, and interrogating the boat https://youtu.be/wznGw9fJNCc

Disaster Report - ‘Is this Disaster day of crisis’ sequel?’, The honeycomb-caisonne method, press triangle to HEY!, be mean to your waifu, and abandon your friends like a hero would do. https://youtu.be/UYiwWU8EZcU

Final Fantasy X - Matt talks about Lulu’s boobs a lot, BLEETSBOLL, Wakka the racist, kimahri push, Finding all the memes possible, Hype Cactaur!, ‘I’ll pay you to fuck off, okay?’, and punting a boss over the horizon. A long watch and the boys are kinda bad at the game but good for the patient. https://youtu.be/qpZeMkthdZ8

Omikron: The Nomad Soul - The secret first entry of the Sadness Trilogy, ‘Get in the slider!’, Blackface Boyz, The real final boss is david cage!, getting trapped in bug purgatory, yes this is how you should honor the memory David Bowie by playing this game, Using the power of all three bestfriends to beat the game, and having no consequences for failure right up until THE MOST CONSEQUENCES. https://youtu.be/691RrF9pnaU

Silent Hill 3 -  No talking during the cut scenes, beef jerky, a detective does a Jerry Seinfeld on Silent Hill by accident, and ‘It’s a metaphor for dicks/childbirth!‘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4wERZf6bns&list=PL57hJfweW_2v34HsPK-4Hfqmkb22zjBWC

Tony Hawk’s Underground - Woolie lives the skateboarder life he never could for real. ‘Won’t they notice that it’s not Eric Sparrow on the video when they see a clearly black man doing that jump?’, Eric Sparrow is basically up there with Griffith for villains the bestfriends hate the most, and ‘I can do a grind all day’ https://youtu.be/3HLPS_nwHG8

Parasite Eve 2 - More of Breakowski and getting HOT, ‘This is basically a survival horror game’, The dog from Independance Day must survive or else you’re on the bad ending! https://youtu.be/JedQqaXdWLc

LA Noire - The big one, the one I always suggest for new bestfriends watchers as being emblematic of their style and sense of humor and weaknesses as players. Woolie can’t navigate this map, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta shake the tree and see what falls out’, Shotgun man wrecks your shit!, making noises to go along with the faces that the characters are making, ‘Pedophilia? That’s a free pass in my town sir’, Stealing the worst possible cars because they thought it’d be cool, forgetting the controls for every single fistfight sequence, Cole Phelps super cop!, and LP Funsies. https://youtu.be/-bPqjD_zg5g

Policenauts - Kojima’s game from when he was allowed to work on things besides Metal Gear. It’s definitely white blood and not anything sexual, SHOOTINGU SEQUENCE, Holy crap our main character is a bigoted piece of shit!, Figure out the bomb puzzle!, We’re definitely not Riggs and Murtagh to the point where Woolie says ‘I’m gettin too old for this shit’ about 70 times, and the uncomfortable truth of cloning. https://youtu.be/kWcecAHiOys

Dead Space 2- Notable mostly for me as Dead Space 2 was the first bestfriends video I ever saw back when they were on Machinima, so I was quoting Space Rave and asking Matt if he needed a blankey to fight the monsters. https://youtu.be/1QzY-TjFGFI

Resident Evil 7 - We hate the molded as an enemy type, OOOH GOD DAMMIT JACK, He fucking exploded into goo!, What was your plan?, I can’t shoot the granny, We definitely used a pump action shotgun in world war 2 (Actually yes we did, Matt), Shadow puzzles, that part of a lady is where all the wasps shoot out, and What that guy doesn’t look like Chris Redfield who is this impostor?! https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE

Def Jam: Fight for NY - The introduction of Woolie’s OC: Rage beats up rappers, steals their girlfriends, and doesn’t understand intimacy, The full might of Matt’s hatred for Bless is brought out, and they talk about the Aki engine’s contributions to humanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lry0SYYkvas&list=PL57hJfweW_2tWHTvp2ESXbzp1-jh6YJMQ

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