thenightling
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thenightling · 5 hours ago
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Oh, God.  I remember this, it was cringy before it even started.   They announced it and out right described that Man-Thing (who is canonically mute) would talk and "Go Hollywood."  I think it was trying to complete with, at the time, the recently announced Swamp Thing show. 
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjOpDmgx8lU
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thenightling · 9 hours ago
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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:
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thenightling · 10 hours ago
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thenightling · 15 hours ago
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thenightling · 16 hours ago
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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.
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thenightling · 21 hours ago
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Your cat may have sinus problems and the steam makes him feel better. I had a asthmatic cat that liked the steam from my shower for that reason.
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i have had this picture open in a tab at work for like four days now. instant picker-upper. look at dis baaaby
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thenightling · a day ago
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thenightling · a day ago
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Dream: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Delirium: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Dream: No, four to five sec-
Delirium: Too late!!!
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thenightling · a day ago
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Death: Transphobe.
Dream: Not this again...
Desire: You can't just call me a transphobe every time I insult you.
Death: Are you a transphobe?
Desire: I'm literally nonbinary.
Death: You're literally avoiding the question.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Cain: Abel and I have the kind of easy dynamic where we finish each other's-
Abel: Sentences.
Cain: Don't interrupt me.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Delirium: You love me, right, Death?
Death: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it
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thenightling · a day ago
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Gilbert: Rose... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Rose: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.
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Gilbert: Sanitize.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Lucifer: We need to get through this locked door. Remiel, give me your credit card.
Remiel: Here.
Lucifer, pocketing it: Thanks. Mazikeen, kick down the door.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Desire: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
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Dream: Desire, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Desire: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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thenightling · a day ago
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Dream: Tell Nuala about the birds and the bees.
Matthew: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Wanda: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Thessaly: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Wanda: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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thenightling · a day ago
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Hob: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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thenightling · a day ago
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Matthew: Change is inedible.
Corinthian: Don't you mean inevitable?
Matthew, spitting out coins: Nope.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Matthew: If Nuala and I were drowning, who would you save?
Mervyn: You two can’t swim?
Nuala: It’s a hypothetical question! Who would you save?
Mervyn: My time and effort.
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thenightling · a day ago
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Dream: John Dee, stop! You're going mad with power!
Dr Destiny: Well of course I am.
Dr Destiny: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Dr Destiny: It's boring.
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