#maybe i’m just a freak about breakfast foods. idk
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a secret thing they won’t tell you is that ihops are super cool. besides the fact that they suck they’re great
#maybe i’m just a freak about breakfast foods. idk#and there’s also when my car broke down an hour drive from home and i sat in an ihop for like 4 hours#i got pancakes and it made me feel better about the whole thing
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a/n: i’m cleaning up my writing files atm, and i found this lil thing. it was supposed to be a full-blown oneshot pwp, but idk if i will return to it like ever. to this set-up in particular, i mean. i might, but also not sure. so here as far as i’ve got with it. technically speaking, this can be considered an AU. ryan is around 23-24 in this fic. chris is 48. the rest of the counsellors are also older. and basically, ryan and chris both have tattoos in this fic, and pretty much look like their concept art versions. that’s the only time, when ryan is allowed to look cool. ever.
and as to why jacob happens to be here…well, idk. he just is.
either way, the pair is chris/ryan, there are hints of slight mature themes, but it never got past it lol. also i didn't re-read it, so if there are mistakes, so sorry.
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Emma was a freaking tease. Jacob knew it already. Knew it from the get-go, but he couldn’t help himself. He truly couldn’t. He was always getting frustrated with the way she taunted him. Giving him an inch, only for him to make it into a mile.
Sure, it was part of the deal and they weren’t even dating, but deep down, he dared to hope for something more intimate, than a quickie and promise of maybe, maybe not doing it again.
It was fun, of course. The things, that they did. Em had a fantastic body and she was more experienced, than most girls he was with before. Yet, it’s where she seemingly drew the line. She wouldn’t allow him to kiss her in public or even throw an arm around her shoulder.
She resisted anything, that had something to do with them getting committed to one another, and despite how he should have been ‘respectful’ toward her wishes, it still managed to upset him.
He naively thought, that they kinda had, you know, something special, maybe? A summer flick can grow past just a little crush, no one forbidden it to.
But she was having none of that.
She refused to give him any chance to actually show her, that he was pretty serious about making her his girlfriend. It seemed like she didn’t believe him. But Jacob was a stubborn guy, and he kept on telling himself, that he just needs to work harder to win her over. After all, Em was the girl of his dreams. Pretty, witty, and hot as hell. What is there not to want? He just had to try harder to make her see things his way!
The only problem was, though, that he had no idea how to go about it. He only had one girlfriend before, and even then, she dumped him, because he wasn’t ‘sensitive enough’ for her or whatever.
Jacob was pretty helpless, when it came to deciphering women's psychology.
He could always ask Kaitlyn’s opinion on the matter, but she would make fun of him, abusing the boundaries of their friendship for her own amusement. And even if she would have been willing to actually help him, she wasn’t the most girly girl on the block. How would she know what Em might like? And Abi, well, yeah no. He doubts, that she will be of any help, either. She didn’t strike him as someone, who was on the same level as Emma.
So with all those names crossed out, unfortunately, it left him only with one option. Not the best one. But who else was he going to ask for dating advice? Mister H?
No, it was out of the question. He won’t ask some old dude, who clearly wasn’t doing anything sexual for years. Jacob needed a more ref-reshed opinion. Such as Nick or Dylan. They’d be able to help.
For that, he smartly picked the time, when he had two of them in one place. During the breakfast, when everyone was way too sleepy to be smarasses and when, Emma was sitting out of ear-shot.
It was perfect timing for sure.
As soon as he was mentally ready, he blurted out, loud enough only for his buds to hear, “What should I do?”
Dylan and Nick paused their heated discussion about some music band to throw weirded out looks at him. Ryan, on other hand, barely glanced at Jacob, pretty soon returning to poking at his food, like nothing had happened. He looked like he was still half-asleep. But Jacob couldn’t care less about that dude at the moment.
“What?” Nick blinked, seemingly not following.
“Yeah, what do you mean?” Dylan asked, leaning on the table, vaguely intrigued. “Did I miss something?”
“It’s about –” Jacob couldn’t hold back an embarrassed, sheepish smile, that crawled on his lips. “Em.”
“Oh…right, of course it is.” Dylan immediately looked bored, as if someone had flipped a switch inside his head. “It’s always about her with you, huh?”
“Wh – no, it’s not!”
“Yes, it is.” Dylan drawled out, eyes hooded and flat. “Oh Romeo, where is my Romeo?”
“Did she dump you or something?” Nick chimed in, pushing a piece of broccoli inside his mouth. He was faintly smirking at angried look on Jacob’s face. “About the damn time. The summer is getting close to an end. It’s time to lose some extra weight.”
“Sick burn, man.”
“I’m serious!” Jacob whispered-shouted, which only resulted in more recondited mockery. “I’ve – I’m asking you to help me!”
“So she did dump you, then?”
Dylan snorted. Nick was openly smiling now. And Ryan just continued looking like he was pretty much out of it.
“What? No. No!” Jacob shot back, glaring at them. “Don’t say that, man!”
“Why not? It’s not like she’s gonna date you outside of – umm – y’know, work and all.” Dylan supplied, getting an approving leer from Nick. “Summer affairs tend to be short-lived.”
“Yeah, what he said.” Nick supported, mouthing another piece of his breakfast. “You win some, you lose some.”
Jacob frowned, slowly getting frustrated with them. Those two fuckers were always ganging up on him, when it came to Em. But it wasn’t like he had much choice. He couldn’t figure it out on his own. He needed their help. Whether he wanted it or not.
“I’m serious, dudesss.” Jacob said in a quieter, whiner voice. “I need some – uh, advice? Like pretty please?”
“Like as in dating advice?” Dylan made a confused face. “From…us?”
“How desperate are you?” Nick injected, also looking surprised.
“I don’t know…very desperate?” Jacob offered, seeing a small shift in their behavior. “If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t have been asking.”
“So you want us to help you to make Em like you again?” Dylan asked, rubbing his jaw, like he wasn’t too sure about his own wording. “Like make her get swayed by you?”
Jacob nodded his head. “Ah, yeah. Yeeeah. I mean. Kind of?”
“For real?”
“Yes. Fucking damn it.” he was getting pretty angry here. “How many times do I need to repeat it?”
Nick sighed, putting his cheek in the hollow of his palm, eyes skipping to the other end of the hall, where Emma chatted with Abi. She was fully oblivious about what they were discussing just a few feet away. Dylan looked into that direction too, humming. To their credit, they both actually seemed somewhat thoughtful now.
“Well?”
“I dunno, dude. Didn’t you try to like — aw fuck, I don’t know.” Dylan turned back to him. “Nick, what you’ve got? You’ve gotta have something, right?”
Nick responded with an indifferent shrug. “Not really. I mean, did you try to do something romantic for her? Like take her to some pretty place?”
Jacob did nothing of the kind, but this got his attention. “A pretty place? In here?”
“Where else?” Nick said, playfully raising both of his brows up. “The town doesn’t actually have anything cool in it. And in nature…”
“You can fuck in nature.” Dylan injected, seemingly proud of his sudden resolution “Do it the forest people style.”
“Get it going in the bushes?” Jacob honestly thought, that they must be joking. Em would never agree to this kind of stuff. “That’s not serious, guys.”
“Why not? You can go skinny dipping.”
“Or you can stage it like you will.”
“Oh.”
Now, this was an idea.
Jacob nodded, considering it. “Okay, okaaay. Continue.”
“You, her aaand –”
Dylan and Nick exchanged looks, and smiled at one another, as if knowing something, that he didn’t.
“And?” Jacob urged, leaning over the table. “And what?”
“And a private, secluded place. This is what you need.” Nick finished, while Dylan nodded, getting a sip of his coffee. “This will get the ball rolling.”
“Yeah, you can surprise her and then, get some or whatever.”
Jacob glanced at Em’s direction. Maybe, this indeed was what he needed. They don’t even had to have sex, maybe just talk about things, where no one can budge in. In the end, he just wanted to make her give him a chance. A real one. And if they’d be alone and she’ll see that he was honestly trying…this should sway her judgment, right?
But it brings him back to another issue.
“And where such a place might be?”
“Uhhhh…well. I don’t know.” Nick answered, unbothered by Jacob’s fallen expression. “Somewhere?”
“Oh come on, dude!” Jacob whined. “Don’t do this to me!”
Nick’s state remained neutral, and Jacob started getting real worried here, but then –
“Maybe, you should ask Ryan.” Dylan offered, pointing his fork at Mister Gloom-Doom, who barely flinched at the notion. “He knows the area better, than any of us.”
“Yeah, that’s a good idea, actually. Ask him.” Nick murmured, getting back to his food. “Mister H probably showed him around a lot.”
This was a good point, but it was Ryan, they were talking about. And if there was something, that everybody around here knew, it was that he and Jacob weren’t really getting along well.
“I don’t think, that he can be –”
“He sits right here, just ask him, geez.” Nick urged, before starting chewing on his bacon.
Jacob looked at Ryan, and the other guy looked back at him. “So, Ryan…do you know such a place? For me and Em, I mean.”
The other teen didn’t respond. He didn’t even blink. Expression so-ever blank, the dark eyes slightly lidded. Always unimpressed and uninterested by anything or anyone. Jacob already wanted to punch him in the face. It was almost like an itch under his skin.
“You’ve been here a lot, so –”
“I’m not going to help you, dude.”
He didn’t even hesitate or stammer when he said it. The asshole didn’t so much as bait an eyelid even. And while, Jacob expected it, this did nothing to prevent his temper from rising. Ryan really did pissed him off sometimes.
“Wow, who would have thought.” Jacob bit back, childishly offended. “I mean, daaaamn. You can’t really contribute to anything, unless it’s a – let’s see, a discussion about how to deepthroat Mister H’s dick. Now, this would have been your field of knowledge, I’d imagine.”
Dylan made a weird noise, that could have been a poorly stifled giggle, while Nick openly sniggered into his fist, masking it into a low cough. They both did a piss poor job of hiding their amusement. But Ryan himself barely raised a brow at him.
“Nice one, Jacob.” Ryan deadpanned, taking a bite of his omelet. “I’m never going to recover from it.”
“I’ll bet, that Mister H is into some kinky shit.” Dylan suggested. “Like some real dirty stuff.”
“You, mean like an old pervert kind of shit?” Nick joined in, all too happy to spread rumors about their boss. “Roleplay? Or wait, the better yet. Underground BDSM club?”
“Can you picture it?” Dylan laughed under his breath. “Mister H in leather?”
“With some kind of torture thing.”
“Like a paddle.”
“Or a whip.”
They could only hold themselves back so much, before they started laughing. Nick nearly choked on the last piece of his bacon.
“Hey guys, can we please focus on me?” Jacob asked over their laughter, but was ignored.
“He’s not into weird shit.” Ryan put his own two cents in, for once, looking somewhat annoyed. He always got all bristly and pissy, when they shit-talked his precious camp leader. It was almost like he cared about what they said about Mister Hackett way more, than what they said about Ryan himself.
So typical for that guy.
“Oh come on, Ryan. We’re just joking.”
“Yeah, man. Chill.”
“He can’t chill, though.”
Everyone at the table looked up at him. The dramatic pause worked as a charm.
If you can’t fight them, join them.
“It gives him flashbacks.” Jacob said with a toothy smile, enjoying how Ryan’s hold on the fork tightened up as if on reflex. “Does he put you over his knee, when you’re being a bad boy, Ryan?”
“Har-har.” Ryan narrowed his eyes. “Very funny, Jacob.”
“What, I am just asking, man.” Jacob replied back, a smile still present on his face. “I mean, do you call him daddy? Or pappi? You look like you’d be into that!”
Ryan’s eyes narrowed. “Are you done yet?”
Jacob pretended to think. “Yeeeah, no wait. Wait. One last thing. Daddy Hackett.”
This managed to send both Nick and Dylan into an absolute frenzy, they were openly laughing now, creating all kinds of rackets around the table. The other counselors and kids were glancing their way. But Jacob’s own attention was focused on Mister-Bitch-Resting-Face. He wouldn’t miss it for the world. The rare chance to see, Ryan actually losing even an inch of his cool.
“So which one is it? You can tell us, we won’t judge!”
“You really hang up on it, aren’t you?”
“I don’t know.” Jacob shrugged. “What’s your favorite pose, by the way? Doggy style?”
This finally hit the nail. Ryan’s breath hitched. His posture went rigid. And while one might mistake it for a sign of repressed anger, Jacob noticed how jerked his throat, and how quickly he went from tense to huddled, and oddly pissy, but in a very passive-aggressive way.
Jacob had irked him for real this time. And he wasn’t about to stop. Fuck no. Why should he? Mister H’s personal Golden Boy deserved to be knocked down a peg.
“Nothing to say for yourself, Erzahler?”
He was anticipating his response. He waited for some sort of comeback or maybe, even something being thrown into his face. But in a second, all the pent-up energy seemingly left Ryan’s body, and his expression went back to being placid and bored.
“Fuck off.” Ryan muttered, looking away. Defeated.
“Awww…” Jacob coed. “Poor Ryan had –”
“Hey, what’s going on over there?”
Ahhh, fuck.
He cringed, and turned over his shoulder to reassure Mister H, who was now glaring at them like a hawk. Sometimes, Jacob forgot that he was there during the morning hours too. “Nothing! It’s nothing!”
“Nothing?” the older man’s face told him, that he wasn’t buying into Jacob’s bullshit. “It doesn’t look like nothing to me. What’s so funny, anyways?”
“Ahh, it’s – no, really! That’s ahhh – that’s nothing, really!” Jacob waved his hand, hoping that it would pacify the other, and make the crowd stop eyeing him. Even Em was staring at him, slightly raising her brow. “This is just –”
“Yeah, it’s nothing, Mister H.”
Jacob paused, side-glancing at Ryan, genuinely taken aback. Not expecting him to come to Jacob’s aid, out of all people. But then, he noticed how there was a hint of light smirk on Ryan’s lips, and he immediately knew that it wasn’t anything good. Ryan might have told his jokes with a straight face, making people wonder if it was a joke at all. But he could deliver the punchline, if he really wanted to.
“He just can’t count past forty five.”
Some people started to laugh. Nick and Dylan laughed at this as well, not caring who was the target of their shared finger-poking. They seemed to love taking piss at everyone, really.
“That’s –” Jacob felt his face flush with embarrassment. “That’s not true!”
“Yeah, he slowly gets over forty six, though.” Ryan added, looking straight at him. “It’s very challenging.”
“Fuck you!” Jacob quietly hissed, kicking Ryan into the shin under the table. Something had flashed through the other teen’s face then, and he kicked him right back. Jacob barely managed to bite back a painted groan. Ryan’s boots had a pretty heavy sole. “Ow, why you…”
“Hope, that you like it.”
“What?” Jacob raised his eyes and met that unbanished expression directly, and damn, he wanted to fucking throttle that prick.
“Hey! HEY!” Mister H called out, getting up from his own seat. “Don’t make me go there, Custos!”
“What!?” he blinked, taken aback by such plain side-picking. “What did I do? Ryan is –”
“I told you to knock it off, pal.” the older man warned him, tone serious and expression even more hardened. “I’m not jokin’ with ya. Don’t start something, that ya can't finish.”
“But I –”
“Calm yourself down. Now.” Mister H told him, like one would a disobedient dog and it was pretty much over, after that. At this point, it was pretty useless to try and defend himself, so he just sank back into his seat, throwing Ryan a dirty look. The other kid just scoffed at him, drawing his legs closer to the bench, and going back to straight up ignoring him.
Fucking asshole.
Mister H never got angry at Ryan. As if he was automatically blameless, and never guilty of anything. It got under Jacob’s skin at times. Just how easy it was for Ryan to mislead people with his quiet and usually non-conflicting persona. It’s like they literally believed, that he was any better, than an average man of their age. When he wasn’t.
At least, Jacob wasn’t buying into that shit. There was just something very off about Ryan. Something, that made it hard to like him, but very easy to want to mess with him. He could never understand why Kaitlyn kind of liked the creep, when he didn’t even looked her way.
But eventually, it all was sort of forgotten and Jacob went back to focusing on more important tasks such as getting Em see a real dating material in him. It was more urgent, than focusing on Ryan and how he got it all so ever easy. Besides, this plan might just work.
Jacob felt good about this one. Real good.
It should work out just fiiine.
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It didn’t work out fine. Half-way through, he had already started suspecting that something was off. Nick and Dylan told him, that they had told Em, that Jacob told them to ask her if she would like to accompany him tonight. And then, as a final piece of their strange story, they told him, that she said yes.
Dumbly and blindly, he had trusted their word. He went to the spot, where he was supposed to meet Emma. But it was becoming less and less likely, that she’d come. They said, that Em wanted to meet him on the Island, in the evening, when most of the counselors and campers will be getting ready for the night. But Jacob was yet to find any sign of her. Was she running later or…?
Annoyed, he looked around, finding nothing, but well, the old boathouse. Nothing out of the ordinary. And Em was nowhere to be seen.
Part of him suspected, that it might be a ruse. It won’t be the first time, when Nick and Dylan would use his affection for Emma to make a fool out of him. And it most likely won’t be the last. They still had a few weeks of summer left.
Jacob re-adjusted his cap, looking up at the darkening sky.
“Ahh, damn it…”
The time was really running out for him, wasn’t it?
But –
But maybe, she was simply being fashionably late. Girls love to do this kind of thing.
Not knowing if this all was for real or not, if Emma was still coming or not, he decided to wait it out in the boathouse. He might as well, see if she would be heading here from the higher point of the Island, rather than sulking on the bridge.
“Okay, Jacob. Gotta wait for her a bit longer, I guess.” he told himself, filling the silence with his own voice, just to not let the anxiety take over. Perhaps, he still can get it going for him.
Or maybe, not.
Maybe, not today.
He wasn’t sure how long he waited. One hour for sure, maybe more, but he nearly jumped off the second floor, when he saw a boat coming closer to an Island. Finally, she was –
But it wasn’t Emily.
It was Mister H and…what the hell? Was it Ryan?
They seem to not notice him too busy talking with one another. Jacob had no idea what they were discussing, he could only hear their muted voices, and see Mister Hackett nearly scrambling to get on the sandy surface, like he wanted nothing more, than to put a distance between himself and the water.
Meanwhile, Ryan was tying the boat to the bridge pole, eyes downcast and mouth still running about whatever. As soon as he was done, he joined Chris and they walked towards –
Oh fuck. They were walking here.
Jacob leapt away from the wooden border, heart beating loudly inside his ears. What should he do? None of the counselors were allowed to come here, after the camping activities were done with. And it was getting closer and closer toward nighttime. He would get in trouble for this!
He couldn’t let them see him!
The voices were getting louder and he could hear their footsteps making the old wood creak. They were fucking going up here! Damn! Damn it!
Frantically, Jacob swiped his head around, attempting to pick a place to hide.
Come on! Come on!
“T-there!” he muttered to himself, feeling like he still could avoid getting caught.
Quickly, he rushed toward one of the tables, crawling underneath it, right to the point, where there were too many chairs for them to hopefully notice him. He could hide behind them for the time being. And it wasn’t like it was actually all that bright anymore either.
The sun was about to set in an hour or two, so maybe –
“I can’t believe, that he said it.”
This was unmistakably Mister H’s voice.
“He did.”
And this low drawl was clearly Ryan. But what the fuck Ryan was even going here, and with their boss? So late too? How come that rules didn’t apply to him as well?
Jacob could barely process what this situation even was, but he didn’t have all that much time to dwell on it. His breath came short, when both men walked through the doorway. Mister Hackett was holding a pack of…beer? And Ryan was dragging after him, seemingly familiar with this ‘routine’, like they did it before.
And what the hell was this all about? Did Chris allow Ryan to drink at work?
While Jacob was still somewhat shocked with this development, Ryan settled on one of the tables, putting his boot on the nearest chair, rocking it. The older man placed the beer pack right next to his hip, pausing like he had noticed something out of order.
“And then, it’s –”
“Wait a second, bud.”
Jacob watched in horror how Mister H took a step back from the table, and slowly rounded the room with his stare. The look inside his irises was oddly intense, not the kind that he ever saw the man having. Then, weirdly enough, Mister H’s nose twitched, like he was sniffing air.
“What’s the matter?”
“Ah, no…” Chris narrowed his eyes, looking from one side to another. “No, it’s just — oh, here it is.”
He slowly stalked closer to the place, where Jacob was hiding and for a second, he thought that he was found out. But Chris reached for something, that was on the table, instead of looking underneath it.
“Ah-ha.” judging by the sound, the olderman shook the object in his hand, before throwing it to Ryan, who caught it with ease. A bottle opener. “I knew, that it was around here somewhere.”
“You always forget stuff.” Ryan told him in an even voice, opening one of the bottles and hissing, when some of the foam dripped past the glass, and all over his fingers.
“Not always.” Mister H responded, returning to his previous spot.
“You forgot the password to your own safe the other week.”
“It’s because I’ve changed it.” Chris chuckled at his own statement, rubbing the back of his neck as if embarrassed. “And yeah, you’ve right, I pretty much forgot, that I’ve changed it afterwards.”
“It’s all because of the beer.” Ryan tilted his head a bit to the side, allowing Chris to take the bottle away from him.
“Oh yeah?” the older man took a large sip, while Ryan stared at him. “Think so, mm?”
“Yeah. It’s like – uhh –” he bit down on his lip, thinking about the word. “The Devil’s brew.”
“The Devil’s brew?” Chris licked his lips, giving Ryan a crinky, cheery look. “I heard it somewhere before.”
Ryan shrugs. “My grandma calls it that. And she’s like a hundred years old.”
“Are you calling me old again?” Chris quirked a brow up. “Think, that only the old people know what it is?”
“Not what I’ve said.”
Ryan suddenly reached his hand, wrapping his fingers around Chris’s and tilting the bottle toward himself, taking a large gulp, that resulted in him starting coughing. It must have hit the wrong place inside his throat. Chris sighed and lightly patted him on the back, not even scolding him for such sort of behavior.
Jacob frowned. Still confused.
So, was Ryan allowed to drink for real, then?
“Sh-shit…”
“Ah, Ryan.” Mister H mumbled. “Don’t hurry. Drink in small gulps, yeah?”
“Yeah, y-yeah, I – I know, it’s just –” Ryan wiped his mouth, right afterwards grabbing Chris’s uniform and tugging him a bit closer. “I kind of…uhh. I kind of tired of waiting.”
“Ohhh…I see.” Chris drew out, understanding something, that Jacob didn’t. “How cruel of me to deny you this, mm? Want to get it on now already, champ?”
Slowly, Ryan nodded, still gripping the lapel of Chris’s shirt. Still staring him dead in the eyes. And if Jacob didn’t know any better, he’d thought, that they were about to make out with one another. But –
No.
Now, that would have been fucking weird, if they did. Like as if every lewd joke, that he and the boys made about Ryan and Mister H had suddenly turned out to be true.
“I’m better start, before ya'll get all impatient, then.” Chris said, voice getting lower, deeper. “You’re ready for it, right?”
Another nod.
“Y-yeah.”
Chris’s hands brushed the back of Ryan’s neck. “Good.”
Behind the bunch of chairs, crumpled in tiny space, Jacob took it all in. There was a lot of familiarity between them. And it’s not like no one had ever noticed it before. It was enough to just look at them interacting, really. But it felt so much more casual now, somehow. Like Ryan and Chris were hanging out like this all the time.
It felt so weird to see it happening without them knowing, that he was there. But his brain had only truly zeroed out, went completely blank, when Mister H took a hold of Ryan’s chin, in a gesture so sure and confident, like it was done time after time, and pressed their mouths together.
Jacob’s own mouth involuntarily hung open, as he stared and stared, as if it would disappear or he would wake up. But it did not. And he didn’t wake up with a gasp. Instead, it was Ryan, who gasped into the older man’s lips, slightly aching into Chris’s other hand, when it crawled up his leg, right under his undershirt.
And holy moly, it got intense pretty fast from there. Jacob wasn’t expecting them to just go for it, like that. Not that he expected them to go for it at all. But the kiss turned from somewhat slow into a dirty one, and he couldn’t foresee Ryan even knowing how to kiss, but he clearly knew what he was doing. Moving his jaw and grabbing Chris’s arm, trembling fingers pressing into his tattoo, sliding against heated skin while the older man sucked all the air out of his lungs.
It was as if he attempted to choke him with the kiss alone.
And Ryan was clearly into it too. Into not able to breath, aside from panicked, fastered inhales and exhales through his nose. It wasn’t the first time, when they did it, clearly. So how many times…? No, wait. Why does he even think about that!?
It was so odd and wrong, but also, he probably shouldn’t be all that shocked, considering that Ryan never hid his apparent boner for Mister H. And speaking of boners, Jesus…
It didn’t take Mister H long to just slam his hips between Ryan’s spread legs, and lightly rub against him, while they were making out. Ryan seemed pleased, eager even.
And this was weird too. Jacob could never imagine Chris as someone, who was this straightforward and latently aggressive. Sure, the guy had a bit of a temper at times, but usually, Mister H was pretty tame and somewhat polite. For him to just eat face with one of his counsellors like that?
What was going on?
“Mhh!”
Ryan made another noise, twitching against Chris and sort of attempting to reach for his belt, but his hand was stopped half-way. Mister H just kept it there against his hip, not allowing it to go any further, sort of jamming it against his growing erection. And yeah, Jacob could see it from his place, thank you very much.
“C-come on…” Ryan rasped, when they separated after what seemed like an hour. “I need t-to –”
He took a deep breath, still unable to recover, while Chris only smiled at him. It wasn't an unkind smile either. It was pretty warm and found, but also knowing and vexed.
“You’re really inpatient today, buster.” Chris noted. “Can’t hold it back?”
“Y-yeah…” Ryan sucked in another shaky breath, and nodded, watching Chris through half-lidded eyes. “I just really want you to…uh…y’know to uh…”
“To fuck ya silly?” Chris asked, and it was so bizzare hearing him saying something like that. For a moment Jacob honestly thought, that he was asleep and it wasn’t for real. But then it got worse, “Raw you up for good, eh?”
Ryan’s face flushed, and he slightly turned his head away, but Chris wrenched it back, using a grip on his jaw. His other hand relaxed his hold around Ryan’s wrist, and snaked back under the younger man’s shirt. He was in less hurry now, as if merely wishing to prolong this torture for everyone inside the room.
“Wanna get all handsy with me, Ryan?”
“Chris –!”
Ryan couldn’t quite double-over, pretty much stuck with Mister H keeping him in place by his body and hands, and table not letting him go anywhere else. For a moment, Jacob wondered how Ryan could stand this much body contact and heat, but at the same time still long for more.
Jacob got dirty with at least four girls in his lifetime, and neither of them looked so willing and eager to push even further, to be even closer, than this.
But Ryan did. His whole body shivered, either from whatever Chris did under his shirt or maybe, because he wasn’t allowed to go any further than this just yet. It must have driven a guy nuts. It would have driven Jacob nuts for sure.
“I, I –”
“Ryan.” it wasn’t even addressed to him, but Jacob felt his guts twisting with uncomfortable heat. “Ryan…”
Jacob has no idea how Chris could sex up that prick’s name like this, but there was a lot of emotion behind it. Warm and lingering, earning like a need, that could find no release.
“C-can I –” Ryan swallowed. “Can I…now?”
“No.” Chris shook his head, watching Ryan’s expression crumble a bit. “You have to wait a bit longer.”
It seemed like Ryan was about to disagree, but instead his face went back to being unreadable, as he peered back at Chris. His fingers curled around the bulge in the older man’s pants, forcing him to let out a sigh as if in praise.
“Ryan –”
“Y-you started it first.”
Chris snorted, caressing Ryan’s jaw, pressing one finger near the corner of his mouth. “Cheeky, are ya?”
Ryan gave him a faint half-smile, hooking one of his legs around Mister H’s hip. “I’m twenty.”
“I know, bud.” Chris muttered, mouth hoovering near Ryan’s, as if in a promise of a kiss. “I know.”
Helpless to do much, but continue watching them, Jacob couldn’t prevent himself from getting a bit reflective. They really stared at one another a lot, while they were at it, he noticed. And it was pretty much the opposite of how it went down between Jacob and Emma. She would rather keep her eyes closed and then, just shrug off his advances, like it meant nothing.
It’s just summer fun, she told him with that cute smile and light pitch of her brows, and –
It was kind of humiliating, that the guy, who he kind of hated, certainly got a better game, than he did. Mister H took Ryan to the woods at times, where they were supposedly hiking together, but now, Jacob wondered if this, - this right here - was what they were really doing in the forest.
Was Mister H raw doggying Ryan in the open? Right in the woods? Just a couple of miles away from the camp?
He seemingly had no problem banging him here. So yeah, probably.
It still barely made any sense inside his head, it was buzzing and buzzing to no end. Was he really seeing it? Them together? There must be something with his brain or…?
Ryan let out a keen.
And this was the loudest and the most emotional noise, that he ever heard him making.
Involuntary, Jacob backed away further into the wall, blinking rapidly. Chris’s hand was twisting Ryan’s nipple under his shirt, if he had to guess. Ryan was openly panting, as Chris pushed his big finger into his mouth, watching him grow even redder in the face.
And yeah, okay maybe there was an appeal to it. Even Jacob had to admit, that the creepy asshole did look kind of nice like this. When he wasn’t all arrogant and gloomy, carrying that large stick up his ass. Instead, remaining pinned and manhandled. And quite, save from needy voices.
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what are your thoughts on anxiety medication? i just got prescribed lexapro and i’m very anxious to take it…
Oh heyyyyy. Lexapro is my favvvvv 🥰 ah I miss it so much. It was the first one I ever got on. And the best I’ve ever been on, tbh. So, personally, I would recommend it! I’ve been on other meds since (like maybe 5 others) and I have to say that some of them helped here and there but none quite as well as lexapro. Good vibes.
No, for real. Obviously I’m not a psychiatric expert, so definitely take your physicians word over mine. But in my experience, even the most hellish days on medication are better than the best days without it. I remember when I first got my anti depressants and anti anxiety meds prescribed, it was hard for me. I don’t know why. Cuz I’d been in therapy for a while before my therapist recommended I go see. Psychiatrist. So I definitely already knew that I had depression and anxiety and was already working with a therapist on them. But….idk. The idea that I would need an action pill to make my brain “like normal people,” kinda freaked me out and took me a while to accept and make peace with.
Everyone’s body is different and reacts differently, so you might have a different experience from me, and that’s normal! For example, I’m kinda jealous that Zoloft works for Matty, haha. Cuz I was on it for a while and it didn’t do much for me :( BUT the fact that you now have lexapro is good. It might work for you and it might not. If it doesn’t, please don’t give up! Talk to your doctor about it and try other things. Because, I have to say, the 3rd week, when lexapro really started kicking in for me, I felt sooo much better and I was like “wowwww. Is this what stable people feel like? No wonder they like living. If I didn’t feel like shit 24/7 id probably be excited about life too,” lol. Like I noticed a big difference! I really, really hope you feel that way too. No matter what you end up on.
There are, of course, side-effects. For me, lexapro just increased my appetite a ton. But I eventually made that a bit lesser by starting to take it with breakfast and being careful about food and stuff. Some people don’t experience any side-effects at all.
Obviously, your body, your choice and you should only do it if you want to, but I highly recommend meds. They’ve made a massive difference in my life and I wouldn’t be functional without them.
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Denki kaminari x reader <3
Summary: it’s your and denki’s anniversary! one thing… you think denki forgot
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“good morning, beautiful!” Denki says to you as you sit up from your bed. You smile back at him. At UA students each have their own dorm and you obviously can’t sleep in someone else’s. But since you and denki wanted to cuddle that night you both stayed in your room together.
Oh! You thought excitedly.
its our anniversary! You couldn’t wait to give denki the gift you found. It was perfect. A cute pikachu plushie. Sure, it was unoriginal but you thought it was perfect and he’d love it. You let your mind wander to what he might’ve planned for today. Would he have planned a nice dinner or lunch date? Movie night? Cuddles? Maybe he-
“what are you smiling about?” denki asks.
“O-oh. I guess it’s nothing” He didn’t forget, right? Denki hops out of bed and slides on his slippers.
“I’m gonna make us some breakfast really quick so then we can get to class.” He leaves you sitting i your bed, dumbfounded.
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“So you think he forgot?” Mina says.
“yea. I mean if he remembered he prolly would’ve said something earlier right? Or at least said ‘happy anniversary.’” You explain. Mina pats you on your head.
“aww I’m sorry y/n/n! Hey, maybe if he really didn’t plan anything we can hang out later? I’ll get snacks and everything! You should really dump him if he forgot something this special!” Mina suggests.
“thanks but I think I’m just gonna wait and see. I’ll hang out with you soon if not tonight!” You throw away your lunch. At breakfast that morning denki did make you regular breakfast. You and him didn’t even sit together at lunch. He definitely forgot.
“Y/n! Babe!” Denki runs up to you, out of breath. It was the end of the day and you were done with all your classes.
“what.” You say dryly.
“hey… what’s going on?”
“are you freaking serious!” You shake your head. Denki just stars at you as if you have gum in your hair.
“what did I do?” He asks slowly.
“you forgot our anniversary, that’s what!” You open your backpack and throw him the pikachu plushie. You didn’t even realize you were crying until denki reached out to wipe your tears.
“Oh, baby. I would never!” He swears.
“then why didn’t you wish me happy anniversary or anything? Did you actually forget?” You look up to him.
“of course not! Shit, come here.” He leads you to his room. As soon as he opens the door you see rose petals leading up to a table set up nicely with your favorite food. Then he leads you to the bathroom (idk if they have them in their dorms but whatever.) where there was a selection of bath bombs and lotions. He also put out a bunch of movie choices on the tv stand for you both to watch later.
“The reason I didn’t tell you anything yet was because I didn’t want to soil anything.” He scratches the back of his neck.
“oh, denki!” You wrap your arms around him.
“I’m sorry for yelling at you even though you set up all this for me!” He hugs you back and looks at you the way he always does: as if your the most beautiful person he’s ever seen. Then you feel a soft pair of lips on your own.
extra:
You and denki lay on his bed.
“oh, and thanks for the pikachu, y/n. How’d you know I liked him?” Denki asks
You look up at him.
“lucky guess.” You smirk and lean back onto denki.
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get to know me game
Birthday: January 21st
Favorite Color: Green, purple and white (yes I know white isn't a color)
Do you have any pets?: pet fish, they're cute
How tall are you?: let's round it off to 5′2″... (157cm)
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: too many to count
Favorite song: favorite song of all time, maybe Six Feet Under the Stars by All Time Low!
Favorite movie: I love all Disney movies, Mean Girls and Sinister
Who would be your ideal partner?: sorry I'm an anti-romantic 💀
Do you want children?: I love kids, but idk if I want my own 😬
Have you gotten in trouble with the law?: I mean I’m always getting ID’d for EVERYTHING but that doesn’t count so no
What color socks are you wearing?: not wearing socks :/
Favorite type of music: pop rock, classic rock, alternative rock, RnB, k-pop
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2 🙂 plus like three stuffed animals
What position do you sleep in?: on my left side while hugging my lil penguin 🥺 (I have to hug something while I’m sleeping or else I can’t)
What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?: when I'm woken up, and I don’t need to be. I barely get to sleep cause of work so..
What do you have for breakfast?: I don’t eat breakfast most of the time. Just my (3 cups) coffee.
Have you tried archery?: yes I have, I want to do it again
Favorite fruit?: strawberries
Are you a good liar?: I don’t like to lie :( , but I can 😭
What’s your personality type?: INTP, I've taken the test multiple times and it's never changed
Innie or Outtie?: innie.
Left handed or Right handed?: ambidextrous :)
Favorite food:I don't really have one... (cause I don’t eat a lot)
Favorite foreign food?: again I don’t really have one :/
Am i clean or messy?: I am a neat freak 💀
Most used phrase: “stop”, “please”, “like”, “oh my god”
How long does it take for you to get ready?: like 30-40 minuets
Do you talk to yourself?: nope
Do you sing to yourself?: oh, all the time. be putting on concerts in my room lmfao
Are you a good singer?: don’t think so, but I sing because I like to, not cause I'm good.
Biggest fear: I’m not afraid of anything. Well, I am claustrophobic, so that’s something.
Do you like long hair or short hair?: I don’t really have a preference, I have long hair down to my hips though.
Favorite school subject: math, science, anything art/music related
Extrovert or Introvert?: shy but flirty introvert ;)
What makes you nervous?: my own thoughts make me nervous, crowded small spaces.
Who was your first real crush?: I mean I had a crush when I was like 7 and he liked me too, we actually “dated” all throughout elementary school lol. My first real crush though was when I was 17-18, he really broke me :(
How many piercings?: I have two, one on each ear, I’d like more though.
How many tattoos?: none, yet
How fast can you run?: Ive been told I'm pretty fast, I used to play multiple sports and dance so maybe that contributed 🤷🏻♀️
What color is your hair?: it's I don't know 💀, it's like multiple shades of brown and black but I’ve never dyed it if that makes sense ???
What color are your eyes?: brown
What makes you angry?: when I'm talking about my interests and no one is listening, when I have to repeat myself, when people mess up/touch my things (especially my albums and art supplies)
Do you like your name?: I never had a problem with my first name, I didn't really like my middle name but I’ve grown to love it.
Do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: Don’t know if I even want kids..
What are your strengths?: People are always coming to me for advice, and I’d like to think I’m a good listener.
What are your weaknesses?: I tend to put down everything I do, always degrading it to “well anyone can do this” even though that may not be the case. I’m also so bad with emotions, hence why I don’t do relationships cause I probably won’t be emotionally available like ever, or it'll take a long time :(
What’s the color of your bedspread?: white with blue flowers
Color of your room: purple with some of my art painted on it :)
Tagging people makes me nervous too 💀but I'll tag @hybeboyenthusisast , @jaysbiceps , @sleepystrawberrybunny, and @seolboba
whoever else wants to do this can!
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I’m trynna watch hannibal so i can enjoy the A1 fanfiction a little better but the premise is so ??? I mean it’s not the first show I’ve watched were the investigator get a little too into thinking like the killer but my mans will definitely deserves to be haunted and all the judgement he be gettin.
The rest is just me venting about episode 1 for entirely too long
Idk why it gives me the ick so bad I watched a good majority of Dexter and You till he pissed in the jar???
Maybe its the good guy being a lil bitch bout it. Or maybe the intro is just cringe. Cuz ngl “your not supposed to be in here” blew me 😭😭😭
Why is Will always on the verge of tears? And why is the lighting dookie?
Why is miss ma’am processing evidence with her hair down 😬😬😬
Is Hannibal the blueprint? Like one of the og crime shows cuz lots of shows be doing things that I’ve seen just in the first episode?
Not a forced love interest. On the first episode 🙃🙃🙃
Having ms girl posted up like ms girl from the ring is crazy
a cannibalistic serial killer not eatin ms victim cuz of her liver is disrespectful
Y’all aint convey that hannibal the cannibal was vaguely European . Im trying to place the accent but i cant figure it out.
The PENCIL LEAD the fore shadowing
I’ma need my brother to lock in cuz wym this man ain’t give you the ick
Do YoU sTrUGgLe WiTh tASte
And will why are you like this.
You won’t like me when I’m psychoanayzed headass
Hannibal gives me the ickkkkk
Supreme empathy is a stupid super power
Why is hannibal such a freak.
Oh shit they not hiding hannibal the cannibal. Is he doing it just cuz??? How long till will figure it out or is will capping
How do people watch this and write anything about hannibal slanging D
He pulled up to wills house bro what and he let him in
Ahhh he eating ms girl 2 in front of him he FED HIM MS GIRL 2 omg this show is too freaky
Who eats food from a stranger that just pulls up at your house
Calling a grown man a fragile little teacup in his own house AND the mongoose that ran under the house when the snake slid by AND ordering him to finish his breakfast
How you getting bitched in your own crib
WILL GET UP FIGHT BACK STOP BEING A LIL BITCH
Rip to the innocent plumber whose about to get railroaded
OH SHIT THAT BITCH A CANNIBAL TOO HOW MANY CANNIBALS CAN BE IN ONE GEOGRAPHIC REGION WTF
Ey yo Will kinda snapped with that deduction
Oh wills actor just got naturally watery eyes got it
Omg Mans murked his family. I thought will was actually bout it bout it when he shot mr plumber but he still let the daughter get knifed.
So he still a bitch.
The daughter for sure can never live a regular life after that if she ever recovers 😭😭😭 and Hannibal know what he doin trynna manipulate will
Sitting in the hospital room like he gaf
I hate this show but at the same i wanna see what happens next
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How the Brothers react when GN!MC has their period.
TW: blood, period talk
I’m on mine rn, thats it. I also have a strange craving for Belphie cuddles
Lucifer:
When you tell him “Eh?”
Has no idea what to do.
Lets you skip school for one day when the pain gets too much
Used to Mammon faking being sick, so is skeptical of how much it really hurts
Doesn’t really know how to approach you
Will buy you whatever you need from the store, no questions asked
Expect a text like “Left or Right”? Idk hes kinda dumb sometimes
Kinda relies on his brothers to take care of the situation
Will aid in cooking for you, but only breakfast idk
Mammon:
When you tell him “HUH?”
Literally looks you up and down in horror
Doesn’t believe you bc he can’t see your “wound”
You explain to him WHY it happens
He gets all flustered and just looks away from you
*nervous sweats*
“Well uh, if ya need anything MC, just lemme know!”
Very sweet
Checks up on you, but only when it's convenient for him
If youre with Asmo, Mammon tags along. he also wants to be pampered
Leviathan:
Literally says “ew”
Already knows about the process, idk don't ask me why
Maybe he knows from hentai? idk guy is a google freak
Offers for you to play video games with him
Makes sure you're comfy
Will literally pause his videogame/get to a safe spot to get you anything
Feels really bad for you tbh
Orders food from Hell's Kitchen, whatever you want!
Satan:
Has no idea what a period is
Listens to your explanation and continues to do research.
Reads a little too into it
“I’m sorry your uterus is trying to kill your womb”
^ He also announces stuff like that in front of people, kinda cringe
Buys/tries everything he reads to make sure your time is as painless as possible
This includes potions and spells that he hasn’t tried before, but is confident they’ll work
Insists you stay in his bed, so he can keep an eye on you
Basically wants to play nurse, but kinda sucks
Cooks for you
Asmo:
As soon as he hears this, he starts preparing
Already has tampons/pads for you, no need to ask
He knows you want a bath, no need to ask it's already drawn up
He sees your skin start to break out, doesn't say anything but offers to do face masks
Massages? Whenever you ask! He again, will still offer
Imported chocolates, the finest wine, expensive facials (if you like those things)
Avoids going out, would rather stay in with you
He really likes to take care of you, he secretly likes that you're on your period
Plays with your hair and does hair styles for you
Ugshsdashd he’s just too cute okay
I wish I had Asmo in my life
Beel:
When you explain it, his face omg gets so red
“Uh… so.. Youre okay though right? Like...this is normal?”
Beel you sweet boy
He sees you have trouble walking sometimes (youre hurled over in pain against a wall), he just picks you up so you dont have to walk
He carries you EVERYWHERE. He loves it too.
Cravings? Beel has them too. Probably the same ones.
Literally is your Barbatoes for the time being. Will do ANYTHING so his human isnt in pain
Too nervous to buy you sanitary supplies (tamps, pads..)
Belphie:
He’s smart when it comes to humans, he knows what you're talking about
Asks if you have everything you need, will order from Akuzon if you dont (or will get Doordash/instacart )
Cuddles when you want to be touched
Naps literally all the time, youre tired and you just wanna nap at 7pm
Can tell when youre in pain. When you guys cuddle, he makes his hands warm with magic and puts them over where the pain is, so it lessens it
Did you read that? SPOONING BUT WITH HOT HANDS WEWFIOJGW
I want that
Man also has the best medicine cabinet in the Devildom, so you are set for medical supplies
Dope music playlist
You also get Beel
#obey me#obey me lucifer x mc#obey me mammon x mc#obey me levi x reader#obey me satan x reader#obey me headcanons#obey me x reader#obey me beel x reader#obey me belphie#obey me asmo x mc#obey me gn!mc#obey me reactions
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rookie year | chapter 11
a fic by hiphop-rap-and-basketball
Pairing: LaMelo Ball x fem!reader
Word Count: 4,944 (record longest chapter so far!!!)
Warnings: All characters in this fic are 18+, Minors DNI, swearing, drug use, sexual explicit context, all that shiit.
A/N: a couple things…
• This is a fanfic so let’s pretend Miles doesn’t have kids lmaooo
• Some things I kinda follow with real life some I don’t, trying to say that’s without giving spoilers Lmaoo yk how it go it’s a fic.
• Songs I chose that are ‘playing in the background were top songs in 2019ish and some that I felt kinda fit the vibe so there you go
•as for the outfit she has on tonight – I really couldn’t decide what I would picture reader wearing. Nothing super fancy but maybe like a neutral-colored two-piece dress kind of thing? Idk let your imagination run wild with it😂💕
•y’all wanted to know what was going to happen so bad and I love that, but I can’t giveaway too much then it’s not fun for y’all to read if you know what’s going to happen 😂 enjoy💕
November 23rd 2019
After Melo basically dragged you out of bed to go to breakfast with him, you sat at the table looking at the food you ordered, unsure if you should take a bite or lay your head down to take a quick nap on the table.
“Melo this looks so good, but I’m so tired,” you laughed. By the time you had gotten to bed last night, it was 3a.m.
It’s 7a.m. now.
“Shit Ion’ even be eating this early, I just wanted to do something for your birthday before tonight… then we can do something special, like tomorrow? Are you free?”
“You don’t either?” You laughed happy nonetheless that he at least wanted to spend time with you. “But yes of course I am.”
“Well, we’re gonna do something,” he stated, unintentionally slamming the table with his hand a little too hard. Two old people to the left of you looked at you sideways.
You looked at Melo and chuckled.
“You know this their prime time. They’re probably wondering what us young folk are doing up at this hour,” you mumbled.
“Rise and grind, bitch. It’s game day,” he mumbled, taking a bite out of his pancakes.
You giggled in response, shaking your head.
“Now Melo, what if they heard you say that?” You whispered.
He shrugged. “What they gon’ do? Hit me upside the head with their cane?”
As if he could not get more reckless with what he was saying, he also did not know how to keep his volume low either. You put your hand on his lips to quiet him.
“Shhh,” you playfully hushed him, even though his out of pocket comments were making you laugh.
He took your hand off his mouth and took the opportunity to gently plant a kiss on top of your hand before releasing it. You blushed in response and struggled to make eye contact with him as he proudly smiled at what he did.
You chatted about how he felt about the game tonight. You did not have that much time together this morning so the two of you attempted to eat what you could, both tired, Melo dropped you off and headed for his shoot-around practice.
You took a nap first and edited photos for your entire afternoon. You showered and had dinner as you waited for Jordyn to come over to start getting ready.
You and Jordyn had fun getting ready together. Chatting about your memories from the past and how great life is to be able to lead you up to this moment. You watched the remainder of the Celtics vs Hornets game on tv while the two of got ready for tonight.
“Girl I can’t believe I’m actually meeting him, like literally thanks to you,” Jordyn squealed. “This feels so unreal!”
“Of course girl, but don’t get all freaked out,” you laughed. “He’s a normal person too.”
She threw her head back, looking at you.
“Have you seen him dunk? That’s not normal person behavior,” she stated.
“Come on,” you laughed. “I’m serious.”
“Alright I’ll try to keep it cool.. no promises though.”
The two of you went up to Melo’s apartment.
“Girl I’m shaking,” she whispered.
“Well, shake it out!!” You laughed.
“I can’t do this,” he stopped.
“Girl what?” You laughed, grabbing her hand and dragging her closer to Melo’s door.
“What if he doesn’t even acknowledge me? Or thinks that I’m ugly??”
She was getting visibly worked up now over thinking all the negative possible outcomes.
“Stop, you look gorgeous and you’re fine as fuck. If he’s not instantly hard the moment he sees you-“
Melo’s front door flew open and Melo peeked his head out, grinning at the two of you.
“Y’all loud,” he laughed. “You coming in or what?”
You looked at Jordyn who’s face look like she had seen a ghost, you took her hand and brought her inside.
You beamed up at Melo and adored the outfit he had on. It was your first time ever seeing him with a chain on. He pulled you into a hug without saying much but giving you a loving look into your eyes instead. His arm remained rested on your shoulder as you both faced Jordyn.
You heard music blasting from the bathroom from what you had assumed was Miles still getting ready.
“Hi, I’m Jordyn, sorry I’m new to this, I’ve never met anyone famous, let alone been in there house,” she smiled.
“It’s all good, it’s good to meet you Jordyn, y/n told me you’re her only friend,” he teased and you nudged him right in the ribs.
“You’re mean,” you chuckled, rolling your eyes.
“I’m just playing,” he smirked, taking the opportunity to plant a quick kiss on your cheek as you pouted.
Jordyn’s eyebrows raised in approval in response to his actions.
Miles walked out of Melo’s bathroom with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist and a toothbrush in his mouth still. His upper body fully exposed with his tattoos in plain sight.
“Aye Melo have you seen-“ he stopped in his tracks immediately when he saw Jordyn. You and Melo smirked when you noticed Jordyn who had her mouth wide open.
“Oh shit,” Miles chuckled, finally breaking the silence. “Sorry Jordyn, we weren’t suppose to meet like this.”
You looked at Jordyn who was still unable to form words.
“It’s nice to finally meet you though, I’m Miles,”he stuck his hand out and she slowly stuck hers out. He took her hand and planted a kiss on her knuckles.
“You too,” she stuttered.
“And you too camera gir- I mean y/n” he said with a devious grin while looking at Melo. Your eyes shot up at him and his cheeks were flushed as he gritted his teeth, mean-mugging the fuck out of Miles.
“Well-found it-“ he said while grabbing his cologne bottle off of the counter-top. “I’m going to finish putting clothes on,” he hollered, walking off. Jordyn still kept her eyes locked on his body all the way up until he shut the door behind him.
Jordyn shifted her eyes to you now, still looking stunned as she began fanning herself with her hands.
You looked at Melo who looked down at you and the two of you started cackling.
“That couldn’t have gone any worse, I hate you guys,” Jordyn mumbled.
“Jordyn it’s okay,” you smirked, walking over to her. “Now you can say you’ve almost seen him naked.” You teased.
She glared at you. You caressed her cheek.
“My sweet Jordyn,” you cooed.
“Fuck out my face,” she chuckled, pushing you away playfully. You smacked your lips at her.
“Don’t be mad at me!” You laughed.
She sat down on the couch and hopped on her phone. You went back over to Melo who had his arms crossed, taking in all of you and your outfit as he raked your body with his eyes.
“How’d the game go,” you inquired, not taking an eye off of his gold chain.
“Good,” he hummed. “How was your day?”
“Gooood,” you giggled.
“Oh my god-“ you heard Jordyn groan in response of the two of you. You smacked your lips in response to her sass.
“This new?” You asked him, taking the chain in your hand now and admiring the way the diamonds danced on the “1”.
“Yeah, you like it?” He asked.
“Yes,” you gasped softly. “A lot.”
“Did y/n tell you how she liked chains dangling in her face during-“
“Jordyn!” You yelled, quickly cutting her off, you felt the heat rush to your cheeks now, unable to meet your gaze with Melo who was really just adoring every ounce of your shyness at this very moment.
“I’ll remember that,” he chuckled, rubbing his hands together.
“How far is his house?” You asked, clearing your throat after attempting to change the topic.
His hand grazed up your neck as you spoke, as he flipped some of your hair behind your back, sending shivers down your spine.
“Like 20 minutes out, Miles said he’s driving separately. Jordyn you coming with us or taking the drive with your mans,” he asked smirking at her. She rolled her eyes in response.
“You know what Melo… I watched Ball in the Family. I shouldn’t be surprised by your slick mouth,” she snapped and he laughed.
“Aw hell nah, you funny Jordyn. Miles ‘bout to love your ass… Miles, hurry up!” He yelled to him.
“I’m coming, damn,” his yell back was muffled.
You guys were just waiting on Miles now. When he came out, Jordyn was drooling again. You were tempted to call her out after her slick comment but you decided to cut her some slack for now.
Jordyn and Miles chatted now, introducing themselves to each other and decided they would end up driving together.
You walked ahead with Jordyn and as Miles stayed back talking to Melo as he locked his door.
“They look rich, and fine as fuck,” Jordyn whispered to you.
“Daddies,” you replied jokingly in a whispered tone.
“What?” They both asked, having caught up to the two of you now inquiring on your topic of conversation.
Damn they moved quick.
“Nothing,” you both said in unison falling into fits of giggles.
When you got in the car with Melo, you felt an extra sense of confidence and a sense of ease. You also were anticipating what it would be like showing up with Melo and meeting the rest of the team, if they were all going to be there.
You were silent for most of the drive. You finally looked up at Melo.
“You good?” He asked.
“Yeah, why?”
“You over there all quiet, what’s on your mind?” He asked, reaching out for your hand and interlocking your fingers with his. Your heart began beating faster as you looked at your hands together and back up at his face.
He sensed your tension, and released your hand.
“My fault, y/n,” he muttered.
“No, no, Melo it’s okay, it’s not that,” you reassured as you took his hand back into your grasp again. “I guess I’m just kind of nervous.”
“That’s okay..I promise no one is going to ask you for a 1v1,” he replied and you laughed, rolling your eyes.
“No no, not that- I mean shit I would definitely get my ankles broken but- I guess I’m just wondering if you’re okay? That I’m coming with you.”
“Of course camera girl. They were going to meet you sometime soon anyway,” he shrugged. “It’ll be alright. I’m happy you’re coming with me,” he smiled, squeezing your hand.
“Thank you Melo… I’m kind of shy sometimes. Sorry in advance.”
“Don’t be sorry y/n I love that about you.”
You looked at him and smiled, scanning his side profile as he drove.
“And I’m sorry what was that Jordyn said about liking chains-“
“Melo,” you warned him playfully.
“My fault, my fault,” he chuckled. “You’re so cute when you’re all shy. We can talk about those kinds of things if you want, I don’t mind,” he murmured.
“Oh my god-“ you cringed at your own shyness and at this topic. “Why you say it like that?”
He laughs in response. “Last time you said something about “tongue game kinda crazy”?? Where’s that energy at now?”
“Look,” you began. “It’s different, she called me out on it and I wasn’t ready for it.”
“Shit don’t act innocent, you were coming at her for how she was looking at Miles,” he chuckled and you glared at him.
“Who’s side are you on here?” You asked in a playfully angry tone.
“Yours, always,” he smiled.
“Mhm, as you should be,” you whispered.
Without saying a word he brought his hand to your face and squeezed your cheeks. You quickly gripped his wrist.
“My makeup,” you whined.
“Girl, I’ll ruin that shit,” he mumbled.
You bit your lip, looking at him with eye brows raised. He smirked at you once before bring his eyes back on the road in front of him again.
Melo pulled his car up behind Miles. There were already plenty of cars parked up in his driveway and on the street.
When you walked in, Hot by Young Thug was playing through the speakers. Cups and drinks were poured up and handed to you immediately. There were so many new faces around you. The house was beautiful and huge. With very little furniture inside, it looked modern, rich and boujee as fuck.
Melo observed your face as you scanned everything around you. As he said what’s up to the other players, he introduced you to them. It became a common occurrence for them to have a reaction of looking you up and down and grinning at Melo in approval.
You would look up at Melo as he talked to them and occasionally yell a couple words over the music when they asked you what your name was and how you were doing. Sometimes they would talk to each other in an even lower tone and you could not hear them at all. Frustrated, you would squint your eyes at Melo, he remained with a smug look.
“This your girl?” Kelly asked.
Finally, you thought. At least somebody questioned it. You anticipated Melo’s answer but once again, you could barely hear his response, and this time he turned his head when he spoke closer to Kelly’s ear so you could not even try to read his lips.
You tried to gauge the possibility of what Melo said based off of Kelly’s response.
Nonetheless, you were kind of disappointed when all he said was, “nice to meet you,” while flashing you a sweet smile.
You forced a smile back.
“You too, Kelly, your house is beautiful,” you replied.
“Thank you, help yourself to anything!” He nudged before going back to his conversation with Melo.
You looked up at Melo and his eyes were on you now as he spoke with Kelly. You walked off to go venture out and socialize but Melo grabbed your hand.
“Where you going?” He asked.
“To find Jordyn,” you replied, continuing to walk off into the other rooms.
You eventually came across the table with more drinks and bottles laid out. You found yourself another drink and also found Jordyn.
“Hey queen,” you nudged. “How’s it going?”
“Good girl but I’m so nervous, he smells so good and I feel like I’m sweating,” she huffed while fanning herself. “Do I smell?”
“No,” you laughed, bringing her hands down for her. “You look amazing and I’m sure he’s having fun with you.”
“Hey camera girl,” Miles popped up from behind you and handed Jordyn her drink. It was funny hearing someone else besides Melo refer to you as that. “Where’d Melo go?”
“Talking to Kelly,” you sighed. “So I came to find my girl.”
“She’s taken care of,” Miles smiled warmly, looking at Jordyn to scan her face with his eyes. “You meet everyone yet?”
“Almost, I think,” you shrugged.
Miles greeted someone and you had Jordyn to yourself for a moment. You huddled her over to a corner.
“Kelly asked Melo if I was his girl,” you whispered.
“And what’d he say?” She gasped.
“I don’t know, that’s the problem. He whispered something to him but I didn’t hear,” you replied.
“Oh y/n I’m sure he didn’t say anything bad. If he brought you here there’s definitely no shame in how he feels having you around, especially with the whole team here,” she shrugged, taking a sip of her drink.
“True,” you smirked, then quickly changed the topic.
“How was the drive here?” You asked.
“First of all I never been in a car that nice,” Jordyn laughed. “But it was nice. He’s really cool.”
You grinned from ear to ear. “Love that.”
“But don’t sweat it- about Melo I mean. I can see how he looks at you…” she trailed off, and you felt yourself blush. “Definitely a little something something going on there.”
You playfully nudge her shoulder, “my god.”
“You drinking?” She asked.
“Little bit, not going to get to crazy with it. You?”
Miles comes back around handing her a shot.
“I’ve already taken 2 shots…” she mumbled, downing it after she spoke.
“Girl, slow down, don’t do too much,” you reckoned.
“I know, mom,” she teased. “Have fun,” she encouraged. “Mix and mingle. You’ll never know who you’ll meet around here…” she squinted her eyes, referring to everyone. “Clearly.”
Miles had her attention again, so you turned to explore some more and get yourself another drink. Before you could get something for yourself. You wander a bit, scanning some of the faces of the girls here talking to some of the Celtics guys.
“Y/n!! Take a shot with me,” Terry nodded, popping up in front of you while handing you the mini red solo cup and pouring it up for you.
“Welcome gang, it’s good to have you here,” he said, clinking his mini solo cup on yours.
“Thank you Terry,” you chuckled before downing your shot.
“Melo said sum’ bout a 1v1?” He asked with a smirk and your bring your hand to your forehead.
“Aw hell nah,” you chuckled.
“I’m just messing with you y/n, it’s good to meet you,”
“You too, Terry,” you replied.
You lost track of Melo at this point after he was not in the same room you found him anymore. You made your way to a room that had less bodies.
Playing Games by Summer Walker began playing on the speakers at a quieter volume now. You checked your phone once before slipping it back into your pocket.
“Hey,” you heard a voice behind you say, catching you off guard when he placed his hand on your shoulders you let out an inaudible gasp. You turned your body around to face him.
“Hi,” you grinned, recognizing him and being immediately side tracked by his pretty face.
“Jayson,” he smirked while putting his hand on his chest to introduce himself.
His smile was sweet. He had his beard fully grown out with his glasses sitting on his nose, fresh fade and some jeans and a flannel on.
“I know who you are,” you nudged him playfully. “Nice to meet you Jayson, I’m y/n.”
“I just wanted to come over here to say you are so beautiful, who’d you come here with?” He asked with a smile.
“LaMelo, my friend Jordyn and Miles,” you replied casually while taking a sip from your drink.
He chuckled and looks down before looking back up at you.
“What?” You questioned him, cocking a brow at his demeanor.
“Where he at,” he asked, shaking his head, smug grin on his face.
“Umm, that’s a good question,” you say before nervously looking down at your phone then back up at him. His radiant confidence was definitely hard for you to take in. “I was just looking for him actually.”
You were unaware that Melo was watching the two of you now, and he took a step back when he caught a glimpse of Jayson smiling at you.
“He prolly around there somewhere… you having fun?” He asked, his tone was calm and his overall vibe was relaxed.
“Yeah, it’s nice… Big house,” you nodded, looking around.
“Yeah, it’s the lifestyle,” he shrugged. “What do you do?” He asked, taking a step closer to you now as you were unable to see anyone or anything behind him now as his shoulder was way past your height.
“I’m a photographer.”
“Really? okaay, that’s what’s up,” he replied nodding his head. “What kind of pictures you take?”
“Portraits, wedding shoots, stuff like that,” you reply, sipping on your drink.
“Have you ever thought about being one of the NBA photographers?”
“You know, I haven’t thought about doing that, but I’m looking to own my own studio eventually, keeping my options open though, you never know,” you shrugged.
“Look at you,” he chuckled, nudging you in the arm.
“Yeah,” you shrug, catching yourself on how close he was to you, you subconsciously took a step back before looking back up at him.
“Well-“
His words were cut short when your arm was squeezed by a hand. Jayson’s face fell when he realized it was Melo trying to get your attention.
“Hey, Y/N, can I talk to you for a sec,” he asked but barely giving you and option to say no, he swung his arm around you and you walked away only a few feet away from where Jayson was still standing.
“Melo, I was about to get a new client,” you said jokingly as he pulled your arm into the other room, you finally looked up at his face to realize he was not amused whatsoever.
“Don’t talk to him or associate with him. He a hoe.”
“Melo I was just having a conversation-“
“Yeah, Melo, we were just chatting, nothing to worry about my boy,” Jayson smirked while patting his hand on Melo’s shoulder
You could see the veins popping out on Melo’s neck now.
“Oh nah nah yeah it’s cool lemme just go talk to your baby momma then, how’s she doing? She know you here?” Melo asked and you wished he just bit his tongue at this point. You bit your lip, afraid as to what Jayson would fire back with.
Jayson took a step back before responding. Marcus quickly popped up behind him putting his arm around his shoulders. To your surprise, he kept his composure.
“You good, Jay?” Marcus asked him.
“Yeah, yeah,” he nodded. “Good game tonight, LaMelo.”
“Yeah, for sure,” Melo nodded and Jayson walked away.
You stood looking at Melo wide-eyed.
“What?” Melo asked.
“What… was that?” You asked him.
“Remember when… a… certain person said “NBA players do not take bitches seriously?” Melo asked, eyes bouncing between both of your eyes.
“Yes? But what does that have to do-“
“He’s an example of that shit, don’t talk to him,” he stated.
“But Melo that wasn’t even where the conversation was going?” You replied cocking a brow at him.
“I don’t give a fuck what that man was saying, I know where his head was at,” he scuffed.
“Melo I… wait,” you stopped yourself as a smug look grew on your face. Looking like spongebob when he found out squidward likes krabby patties.
“What?” He snapped.
“Were you feeling some type of way because Mr. handsome Boston Celtics Jayson Tatum was trying to have a conversation with me?” You asked, batting your lashes at him, unable to contain the sense of pride you were feeling. Definitely pushing your limits at this point.
“I ain’t say all that…” he replied, turning his head to the side as you could see his cheeks began turning pink. “Now why you gotta say it like that? You think he cute?”
“Well-“ you shrugged, still unable to wipe the grin off your face.
“Aw hell nah,” he started.
“Melo,” you say in a hushed tone now, using both your hands to bring his face to meet yours. “I’m kidding.”
He remained silent but looked into your eyes.
“I don’t have eyes for anyone else,” you whispered.
“Then who you have eyes for?? Because you sure was giggling, giving him heart eyes and shit,” he responded with a scuff while rolling his eyes.
You chuckled at his word choice.
“Melo… are you jealous?”
“I-“ he scuffed, ready to give up on giving any sort of explanation.
“Hey- Y/N- oh shit sorry did I interrupt something?”
You look at Melo who was still visibly upset, refusing to make eye contact with Kelly. You looked back at Kelly and forced a smile.
“Not at all, hun,” you replied and Melo rolled his eyes. “What’s up?”
“Um- I think you need to come see this,” he mumbled, pointing towards the kitchen.
The three of you made your way to the kitchen where Come Get Her by Rae Sremmurd was playing. Hardly surprised by the site but rather more amused, Jordyn was dancing on top of the table singing along to the lyrics.
This bitch, you thought.
You looked at Melo.
“Imma go get Miles,” is all Melo said before swiftly slipping out of the small Group of people that was forming.
“Yeah,” you say before attempting to get Jordan off yourself you stuck your hand out for her.
“Okay- hey Jordyn please come down,”
“AHHH Y/N come up here and dance with meeee….
“No babe, you’re drunk and In heels, please come down,” you yelled to her.
“Whattt? I can’t hear you? SOMEBODY COME GET HER SHE’S DRINKING ALL THE LIQUOR,” she sang.
“You sure are,” you chuckled. “Please come down.”
“Nooooo!- oh my-“
“Alright, come on pretty girl,” Miles grunted as he reached up to grab her.
“Oh my gosh, Miles you’re so strong,” Jordan giggled as he used both arms wrapped around her to pick her up off of her feet and brought her to the ground. He took her hand and helped her walk out of the room.
You had your hand on your mouth with the urge to laugh with a side of secondhand embarrassment from your best friends antics. You looked up at Melo who seemed to still be in shock at the situation that played out. He looked down at you, holding back a grin.
“I think we should probably go,” you sighed. “‘Specially after that.”
“Yeah…” Melo trailed off.
You studied his face for a moment before shifting your eyes to Miles who had Jordyn on the couch beside him. You and Melo walked over to them.
“Thank you Miles, we can drive her if you want, I’m bringing her home with me anyway, sorry about that,” you chuckled.
“It’s all good. I was with her but I just stepped away for one second to go to the bathroom and I guess that’s when she hopped on the table,” Miles replied while shaking his head.
“That’s right,” Jordyn nodded.
“Let’s take you home,” you told her, helping her get up to her feet. Miles takes over for you anyway, and took Melo’s keys to help her into Melo’s backseat. As Melo was saying goodbye to some of the guys in the house still, you were up against the car admiring Miles as he sat with Jordyn, keeping the conversation going entertained by her drunk personality.
“She’s so cute,” Miles whispered to you before giving you a friendly hug goodbye.
“She has my number… I don’t know if she’ll remember in the morning,” he laughed. “But she can text me.”
When Melo finally got back to his car for you guys to leave, he did not say much before he started driving.
“So, um anyway…” you finally began, breaking the silence.
“We can talk about it later y/n,” Melo muttered.
“Or now? Please,” you pressed. “I don’t want you to be upset… Jayson approached me first.”
“I know, I know y/n I did too much, I’m sorry, I know it’s not your fault I was upset,” he replied.
“You talked to Jayson? Tatum?” Jordyn perked up, holding herself up with your seat behind you.
“Yeah, well he came up to me,” you stated in your defense.
“Did they fight? Did I miss the fight?? Awww man y/n if two fine ass men fought over me, I would’ve just asked for a threesome,” she slurred while throwing herself back into her seat when Melo stopped at the red light.
Melo rolled his eyes, completely unamused but trying to watch his own attitude this time around.
“Jordyn,” you chuckled. “you’re drunk please be careful, sit back at put your seatbelt on.”
“I’m not that messed up, y/n.”
“And don’t you throw up in my back seat girl,” Melo demanded, purposely deepening his voice.
“I appreciate you pulling me out of that Melo. I promise he wasn’t doing too much or making me uncomfortable, it’s okay,” you told him, putting your hand on his arm.
He remained silent, eyes on the road with his jaw clenched.
“I-I guess I was…” he mumbled.
“Huh?” You asked, smirking now.
“Don’t make me say it again,” he muttered, rolling his eyes.
“I wanna hear it,” you whispered, looking out the window.
Melo finally pulled up into the parking garage.
“I was jealous okay, damn. I didn’t like what I saw… his lil punk ass talking to what’s mine and shit,” he muttered.
“Don’t trip, Melo,” you chuckled. “ Forreal. I like you.”
He playfully gasps, “really?”
“Oh don’t get all cocky now pretending like you already knew-“
“Well then why didn’t you tell me-“
“I didn’t think I had to say it,” you exclaimed.
“Well clearly-“
“Can y’all please kiss already? GOD DAMN,” Jordyn yelled, slamming her hands on her lap.
Melo chuckled, looking down at his lap. You felt yourself heat up in response to her comment.
“Come on Jordyn, let’s get you changed and in bed,” you said, looking back at her.
“Hold on, hold on maybe she’s onto something,” Melo smirked at you, licking his lips and you meet his gaze with nervous eyes.
“With her in the backseat just watching us?” You asked with a laugh.
“I’ll look away,” she laughed. “Now kith.”
You made eye contact with him again from your seat, his eyes scanned your lips.
“Melo, why you going so fast?” Jordyn asked.
“We literally aren’t moving,” you replied.
“Ugh guys I think I’m gonna-“
“Get the fuck out my car, GET THE FUCK OUT MY CAR!”
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Also big credit to this ask for the inspiration for this chapter 💕
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I got seven different asks about the College AU so here are some headcanons I have about them! (imagine aiura is in the picture I couldn’t find a good one with all of them)
I definitely didn’t mean to make this so long but I can’t help it I love them all so much<3
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Saiki Kusuo
→ marine!!!biology!!!major!!!!!!!!
→ doesn’t need to study but he still does bc he finds marine life so fascinating
→ read all of his textbooks on the first day bc he was so excited eeeek
→ always wears his germanium ring in class so he can stay hashtag focused
→ him and aiura have to bail toritsuka(didn’t go to college) out of jail once a month
→ speaking of aiura, she somehow has convinced him to go on a date on five different occasions
→ i think after high-school he realised he didn’t mind a kind of casual not-relationship with her
→ lets her hug him to greet him and sometimes he hugs back bc college boys stare a lot and he is just worried for her okay?
→ maybe I’m just projecting bc I kin aiura
→ does not go to parties unless he absolutely has to
→ if he does go to a party he’ll drink something quietly in a corner, just watching the crowd
→ a perv laced Teruhashi’s drink and almost lured her up the stairs so of fucking course Kusuo sprinted to help her, holding her on the way home bc men are drawn to her like bees to honey
→ she didn’t let him live it down ever
→ he rented a studio apartment and keeps it super clean, minimum clutter but enough to look lived in
→ cooks amazing food that Nendo smells from upstairs and next thing you know, they’re all bringing chairs to Kusuo’s apartment and have dinner
→ nothing excuses the fact he makes at least eight servings every time–
→ such a dad to everyone honestly
→ usually studies at a library or teleports back home if there’s a big test
→ mrs. saiki was banned from visiting every two days but she still ends up there somehow
→ not that he minds bc he’s the biggest mama’s boy ever
→ probably graduates a year early
→ doesn’t move away even though he got a job at the aquarium at the other side of the city help–
Kaidou Shun
→ fine arts major you can NOT change my mind
→ doesn’t do good in theoretical subjects but mans can draw some good bowls of fruit
→ wears those stained from the paints t-shirts all the time bc ‘no they’re not dirty it’s art!’
→ him and aren have small designated spaces in their apartment so they can focus on their hobbies/studying
→ his corner at the living room has newspapers on the floor to protect it from the splattering paint, some canvases propped up on the wall and a lot of unfinished projects
→ hides all of them when Nendou comes over
→ can not cook or clean to save his life
→ so he calls his mum to help clean up when Aren is at work
→ got over his 8th grader syndrome at some point
→ still wears red bandages bc he’s edgy
→ volunteers at the neighborhood exhibit centre
→ got asked to showcase his own works for a night and hasn’t shut up about it since
→ goes to yumehara for relationship advice and braids her hair as a thank you
→ couples sleepovers with Yumehara and Teruhashi (yes they’re dating shut up)
→ always makes something for Aren at special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries etc)
→ at first he went back home every saturday bc he missed his family :(
→ Aren helps him get over it though!!!!
Nendou Riki
→ got in on a sports scholarship
→ we already know he couldn’t be accepted in a college otherwise
→ in the chiropractic major bc he wants to be one of those athlete doctors
→ has failed way too many exams and classes
→ Hairo helps him so much though!!!
→ the last one in the group to graduate but somehow gets a job first (excluding Saiki)
→ him and hairo get up at 5 am for jogging or to hit the gym
→ and then he goes and gets noodles bc ‘if noodles aren’t for breakfast why do shops open at 6 am?’
→ hasn’t stepped foot in class in months
→ he gets decent grades after failing the first semester and it’s totally not Saiki’s doing
→ he ends up signing up for way too many clubs
→ attends all of the meetings and has so many friends through them
→ I would be his friend too in college honestly
→ a fraternity wanted to get him bc he’s so good at sports
→ he declined bc he does not understand how fraternities even work
→ is the life of EVERY SINGLE PARTY change my mind you can’t
→ whatever you do don’t imagine nendo surprising his boyfriend with flowers after every practice
→ *dies cutely*
Kuboyasu Aren
→ SOCIOLOGY MAJOR
→ idk I just think he would enjoy Marx’s Capital
→ debate club? hell yeah
→ gets in philosophical conversations at the school yard for HOURS
→ kaidou has to drag him away
→ only shops at thrift stores and makes coffee at home bc “capitalism is not accepted in this household”
→ rides his motorcycle to college even though he lives five minutes away
→ grew his hair out in a mullet again and he looks *chef’s kiss*
→ thought he would be moving too fast if he asked Kaidou to rent an apartment together
→ aiura convinced him it was fine
→ cooks kaidou’s favorite foods every day
→ participates in student rallies, human rights protests etc etc
→ comes home with bruises and kaidou thinks he looks so hot but still yells at him
→ Aren’s favorite place to study is his balcony or at a coffee shop
→ always with kaidou! cute boyfriends who do everything together!!
→ gets so drunk when they go out
→ drunk karaoke with kokomi yes yes yes
Hairo Kineshi
→ did someone say Athletic Training?
→ does every single sport and is amazing at it
→ will cheer for his bf if they have a game at the same time though
→ it was his idea to move in together bc ‘hey we’ve been dating for three years now might as well’
→ volunteers at a nearby elementary as a coach for the kids
→ SO GOOD WITH KIDS
→ wants to be a P.E. Teacher and he’s going to be great at it
→ does everything he can at campus
→ helping random clubs, making posters, cleaning up the hallways, helping the cheer squad with their new routine
→ dances ballet as a hobby even though he’s so good at it that he could be a professional
→ makes everything a competition with Nendo so they never get bored
→ once made everyone get up to jog with them and they ended up sleeping on random benches while Hairo and Nendo were halfway across town
→ will punch someone if he sees them catcalling a girl
→ doesn’t drink at all and eats super healthy
→ designated driver for the group’s outings downtown
Aiura Mikoto
→ THEATER MAJOR
→ is so good at stage acting it’s unreal
→ lands the lead role almost every time
→ is also an amazing singer so she gets great roles in musicals as well
→ doesn’t have to get a job bc she gets all her money from doing readings on campus
→ gets coffees and pastries from all the coffee shops around campus and sits Kusuo down so he can taste them
→ they have a little taste-testing date in his apartment until they decide none of them are as good as the ones at Cafe Mami
→ she totally doesn’t make him teleport there every morning and he totally doesn’t listen to her
→ moved in with chiyo bc they wanted a nice place that they couldn’t afford on their own
→ teruhashi told them to move in with her but they already loved their little place
→ aiura’s bedroom is the most comfortable and cozy room ever
→ their apartment is also the hang out spot for the group bc it’s just so homey
→ hangs out with her theatre group a lot, especially after class
→ they can’t compare to her friends though:(
→ everyone goes to her when they’re worried and she loves it bc she’s the mummy of the group
→ she makes everyone coffee and their comfort food before big exams:)
Yumehara Chiyo
→ psychology major one thousand percent
→ you know how they say that people choose psychology bc they don’t know what major they want?
→ that’s exactly what happened except she fell in love with it immediately
→ such a good student!!!
→ always does her assignments on time and still manages to have a social life
→ teruhashi asked her out at the end of their first semester and that’s the first time chiyo missed a deadline
→ practically lives with teruhashi, insisting it’s just to leave aiura alone
→ she’s just IN LOVE OKAY?????
→ would want to be a sorority girl at first
→ changed her mind when she realized how much shit they all talked
→ her and kaidou drink wine and talk about their relationships and studies
→ she’s so sleep deprived it’s unreal
→ she doesn’t need sleep anymore though
→ coffee is her best friend
→ makes asks Aiura for readings twice a week
→ brings all her psychology friends home and they analyze their textbooks
→ once she got the hang of it, she decided to examine Kusuo
→ she told him he needs actual medical evaluation
→ he almost threw her out the window when she offered some Xanax for his nerves
→ chiyo is a neat freak one hundred percent
→ hates when Aiura throws everything on the floor, but she loves cleaning
→ opens her own office after school
Teruhashi Kokomi
→ PRE-MED
→ lesbian doctor :)
→ just wanted to get away from her perv brother at first
→ she always wanted to be a doctor though, preferably a neurosurgeon
→ she’s super duper smart and hates when she gets good grades bc of her good looks:(
→ makes it her goal to show her professors that she’s more than a beautiful girl
→ hasn’t failed a single exam
→ helps everyone with their studies even though she’s drowning in work
→ drops the perfect girl image at college and decides she should try and aim for something normal
→ gets invited to every single party
→ in a knitting club bc it would get disbanded without one more member
→ knits!!!matching!!!sweaters!!!for all of her friends!!!
→ asked Chiyopipi out while drunk
→ never regretted it though
→ her and aren get so drunk when they go out with the group
→ it’s honestly unreal how much they can drink before passing out
→ has to get carried home
→ wakes up after getting drunk and runs to her class before remembering it’s Sunday
→ her penthouse has the perfect view of the sunset and sunrise and is all she could ask for in life
→ does get lonely so she’s practically living with Chiyo and Aiura
→ once she realized she didn’t like boys she made it her goal to get Saiki and Aiura together
→ people wonder how she has so much time to play matchmaker and volunteer while she’s in premed
→ does her internship at a hospital
→ ends up working there as a neurosurgeon after her Doctorate degree
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Texts from The Lost Tomb, part 3
I didn’t mean for this to stray into angst but like the lack of updates with Li Cu in LTR?? I had to do it to em.
Wushanju Crew Chat, 11:05pm
Li Cu: what’s up losers I’m outside
Li Cu: someone come on and open the damn door
Wang Meng: Language:(
Li Cu: fine, someone come on and open the damn door please
Snake Eyes Chat, 7:00am
Wu Xie: hey are you awake? Sorry I missed you coming in:) was finishing up some work. How was the end of your first semester? Did that geology paper go well? Did the food budget work out or do you need some extra money next semester?
Li Cu: yeah about your work
Li Cu: heard a little rumor
Li Cu: about you going through some stuff during ur recent trip
Li Cu: some stuff you maybe forgot to mention
Li Cu: and you told me we gotta check in with stuff, so this is me checking in, okay
Wu Xie: oh? What stuff?
Li Cu: idk just like
Li Cu: THE STUFF WITH YOU ALMOST FUCKING DYING FOR FUCKING MONTHS AND THE WAREHOUSE SHIT AND ERJING AND PEOPLE HURT YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A THUNDER CITY AND NOONE FUCKING CALLED ME ABT THOSE PARTS ONCE
Wu Xie: oh. That stuff.
Li Cu: yeah asshat I’m in the kitchen whenever you’re ready to explain your fucking bullshit. Also you’re out of milk wtf how am I supposed to make breakfast here
Main Chat, 11:14am
Wu Xie: okay so it’s possible I fucked up a little bit.
Wang Pangzi: THERES JUST SO MUCH YOU COULD BE REFERRING TO I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START
Zhang Qiling: What’s wrong?
Honorary Wu Chat, 11:30am
Wang Pangzi: KID IM SO SORRY THAT PUNK IS A TRAINWRECK BUT YOU KNEW THAT
Wang Meng: Welcome home, Li Cu <3 not much has changed, ultimately.
Wang Pangzi: IT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO ME THAT HE WOULDNT TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ONCE THE REST OF US FIGURED IT OUT
WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
Li Cu: it’s okay. not your fault, uncle. Doesn’t matter how I found out. Wait wait hold on what do you mean “the rest of us figured it out” who figured it out
Wang Pangzi: SAY HELLO LIU SANG
Liu Sang: …hello.
Wang Pangzi: SAY MORE THAN THAT.
Liu Sang: uh…so you’re Wu Xie’s protégé, huh?
Li Cu: oh well howdy there homewrecker
Liu Sang: Excuse me??
Zhang Qiling: I think someone on the roof is calling me and I should go find out.
Wang Meng: I would also very much like to be removed from this conversation.
Wang Pangzi: AHAHAHAHA KIDDO IVE MISSED YOU
Li Cu: all I’m saying is aren’t you the little creep who’s obsessed with Xiao Ge
Liu Sang: ???
Zhang Qiling: Li Cu is referring to a brief period of irrational thought on Wu Xie’s part, where he mistakenly believed you to be a threat to our relationship.
Liu Sang: what do you mean a threat??
Wang Pangzi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIANZHEN HAD “A BRIEF PERIOD OF IRRATIONAL THOUGHT”
YOUVE MET YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT
Wang Meng: can you please take me off this chat.
Liu Sang: Wait, so Wu Xie told you about me, but…reading between the lines, he didn’t mention the cancer or anything bad that happened? Oh yikes.
Li Cu: don’t change the subject “Liu Sang”
if that is your real name
Like yeah you’re right abt it but still
just saying
heard you got good ears but I’ve got snake powers
kinda
so like no more funny business okay you superhearing harlot
Wang Meng: LANGUAGE, LI CU. IN THIS HOUSE WE SHOW GOOD MANNERS.
Wang Pangzi: LMAO OH DO WE NOW
Zhang Qiling: Li Cu, this is all unnecessary and childish. Please apologize.
Li Cu: you say that now bruh but apparently you weren’t complaining when he was all “idol this” and “idol that”
oh and hey Wang Meng while we’re here can I show you my business class grade report later bc Wu Xie is all “what matters is that you learned and enjoyed the experience” blah blah all eat pray love you know how he gets and I want to actually discuss areas to improve so that when I take over this joint I do better than Wu Xie? Tho that shouldnt be hard lol
Wang Meng: hurtful but accurate. I’ll bring my best red pen:)
Liu Sang: oh my god. I’m too jetlagged to keep up with any of this.
Wang Pangzi: BEST. DAY. EVER. IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS FOR HEI XIAZI.
Not A Homewrecker Chat, 11:52am
Liu Sang: Okay, we started off on the wrong foot.
Li Cu: I agree let’s start over
Start with how your little prank game almost got ppl killed
Liu Sang: And I seriously regret that. But we moved past that.
Wow, he seriously skipped over so much bullshit but didn’t skimp on mine, huh.
Li Cu: AHA so you ADMIT IT
Liu Sang: I’d like to think I’ve grown since then. That I’ve come to see Xiao Ge as a person and mentor, rather than an idol. I count Pangzi and Wu Xie as my close friends. I’m going to be staying here with them right now, I hope you can be okay with that.
Li Cu: see in my head you were going to be a lot less mature about it and I had a bunch of great follow-up insults planned
Liu Sang: I figured. I’d like us to be friends, though. Or at least not enemies.
Li Cu: okay but only bc you don’t know me yet so you won’t judge too much for this and I need to get this out to somebody I’ve been thinking about it for hours and my friends are still in finals and I’m stressing a little bit maybe
Liu Sang: ?
Li Cu: I yelled at dad
*Wu Xie sorry autocorrect
Liu Sang: …uh huh.
Li Cu: I yelled at him earlier. for keeping all that stuff from me. He started crying
Liu Sang: Wu Xie has been pretty emotional since we got back. Not necessarily your fault.
Li Cu: I made him cry right there at the kitchen sink and it felt like maybe the worst thing I’ve ever done
Snake venom and stabbings, no tears
Me saying I wouldn’t have gone to his funeral, all tears
Which I know was shitty to say but I was really mad
Liu Sang: If it’s any consolation, I think Wu Xie can understand the concept of being led by his emotions to make bad decisions…better than most people.
Li Cu: Xiao Ge came in then and looked weird
Like weirder than usual
Like he didn’t know which of us to be more mad at
Liu Sang: A common problem for the iron triangle, I understand.
Li Cu: I just ran out I didn’t have words right then and I feel stupid
but whenever they come back from their walk I’m gonna say sorry and stuff bc i could’ve come home to his funeral and I’m mad about it but also like. I could have come home to his funeral. I can get mean when I’m in a freakout mood. It’s not like I was scared or anything at all I don’t get scared really anymore ever but just like. Freaked out.
Liu Sang: He’s probably going to say sorry, too.
Li Cu: sorry I called you a homewrecker. Didn’t mean to slut-shame either
Liu Sang: I admit that after the initial shock, it was pretty funny. Super hearing harlot, it should be on my business card;)
Li Cu: this situation with Wu Xie is weird but kinda good ya know. And I have these freakouts sometimes that something maybe bad could happen to this situation. So consider this a shovel talk. But like, also not a shovel talk at the same time.
also I appreciate you saving his life and whatnot
Liu Sang: Noted. Now. Coffee?
Li Cu: sounds sick.
Be in the kitchen in 10. You can pick out what we watch for the household tv show tonight. no way is Wu Xie choosing some dry documentary about gravestone rubbings again. Pangzi just watches real housewives reruns and Xiao Ge won’t watch tv after he caught the last half hour of A Walk To Remember. Also i need my phone now to send some $ to Hei Xiazi since I owe him for…providing some intel
Liu Sang: Not even surprised.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐫𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬- 𝐈𝐢𝐝𝐚 + 𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚
Hello babe! May I ask for a hc for Iida and Aizawa, what they would do after they for some reason made their s/o cry? (a fight maybe, idk, up to you ^^)
Parings: Aizawa x reader, Iida x reader
Reader: Gender Neutral
Warnings: fights, insecurities, swearing
Iida
Tenya would probably freak out as soon as he saw you begin to cry
He had probably yelled at you in frustration during a fight, maybe something he didn’t even realise could upset you that much
So he’d most likely be angry too but that would disappear the moment he saw that first tear roll down your cheek
Internally curses himself for making you upset
‘How could you do this to her Tenya?’
Immediately rushes towards you with a million apologies flooding from his mouth
‘y/n! My love i apologise, it was uncalled for-’
Has you in his lap and arms before you can even process what he said
Lets be real he would either be so quiet or wouldn’t shut up wit his comfort, depending on how bad you were crying
Full on sobbing meant he had really messed up and felt awful about it, so he would keep his comfort to sweet whispers directed into your hair until you could calm down and talk it out
Would hold your face in his hands and verbally worship you until you felt like crying again but out of love
But silent crying is when he’d be talking very quickly, asking if you were okay and reassuring you that he loves you
This would probably make you laugh anyway because a frantic, wavy Tenya is the cutest Tenya in my humble opinion
You would still be in his arms an hour later with a now less regretful Iida telling you how much he was sorry and that he loved you
He is definitely one of those people who would have a rule not to go to bed upset so would resolve to situation as soon as possible
If he said something to upset you then you bet he is up bright and early the next morning, running to the florists to get you a sorry bouquet
Sweet boy would be beating himself up over it even after you said it was fine so there may have to be some mutual reassurance there
But expect to be treated like royalty (more than usual) and for extra Iida-Brand Snuggles
Aizawa
Aizawa however is probably the type to say something mean during an argument on purpose
Not to hurt you or anything i just think he is a lot more sarcastic and brash than Tenya
Once he said it though, his face would drop from one of vague annoyance to one of regret and shock that he could even say something like that to you
Honestly is a little speechless when he sees you begin to cry because of him
Either will let you wait it out, if you’re angry crying, or will comfort you immediately
Unlike Iida, i think his love language is actions over words
Rough hands would be under your eyes instantly to wipe away your tears
He hated seeing you cry it was one of his least favourite things to think you were anything other than happy
But knowing it was his fault? It would turn the comfort up to the max
He would have your face buried in his chest, petting your hair as soon as you were ready to be around him
Comforting back rubs are a must, as well as him leaving little kisses on your face until you smile and shy away from him
‘Y/ I’m sorry, what i said was a lie and i shouldn’t have said it’
Rocked you with him slightly to comfort you until your tears stopped
He is another one to kiss your head softly and cuddle you until you felt better, making sure you could hear his breathing to balance yours out
Sticks on your favourite movie when you’re ready to let go of him and snuggles with you in your bed
Expect your favourite junk food to be ordered as an apology (and because he probably didn’t want to leave you long enough to cook your favourite food)
Might even wake up early enough to make you breakfast in bed or you’d both be in bed until the afternoon, you snuggled into his side
Would act like it was no big deal that he was doing this but would secretly be really anxious about your properly forgiving him
Remember reblogs help content creators
This is a repost of old headcanons so I will not include a taglist but they are open for any character if you would like to request <3
#aizawa x reader#aizawa shouta x reader#aizawa headcanons#aizawa angst.#shota aizawa x reader#aizawa shota x reader#eraserhead x reader#eraserhead headcanons#iida tenya x reader#tenya iida x reader#iida x reader#tenya x reader#iida headcanons#iida tenya headcanons#iida angst#iida comfort#aizawa comfort
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Eren Jaeger SFW Alphabet
Authors note: I hope this is feeding you guys because I am dragging this motivation by its hair😤
I was going to do Bertholdt next but I got a request for Miche so either of them will come out next😄
If you guys can’t comment (I’ve no idea how to turn replies on) Then I’m Lunology on wattpad, just comment on my aot scenarios book and I’ll post here! <3
—A (Affection, how affectionate is he?)
•Not the most lovey-dovey person in the entire cast, Eren is really shy when it comes to conveying his feelings for you. But when you both are alone, and he's comfortable with you he can hug you, or pinch your cheeks as a way of saying "You're so cute I could squish you into nothing."
•He has a very aggressive way of showing affection, like biting your cheek, kissing places with his hands clamping shut on them, it's difficult to get him to let go.
—B (Bestfriend, what would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
•Being best friends with Eren is a wild ride. You'd think he adopted you as a best friend being the loud, boisterous extrovert that he is yet you're the one always getting him out of trouble.
•He's loud, fun, spontaneous but incredibly annoying. My guy will SPAM you with useless TikTok videos, his entire fyp on your messages.
•But he's very funny too, he crops your faces on animated videos and it lowkey looks so shit that it's funny.
•As your best friend, Eren will fight anyone who even thinks about threatening you (lmao he can't fight) so you're just stuck with scolding him and disinfecting his bleeding lip💀
—C (Cuddling. Does he like to cuddle? How would he cuddle?)
•If he gets a random wave of gratitude he'd just randomly burst into your room and hug you, it would be sooo random. You're just playing a game and this guy hugs you but as a joke, he walks around the room while hugging you so the chair you're on walts around everywhere with him. Once you understand what this weirdo is doing you just burst out laughing with him because you both look dumb.
•Like the dude is just staring into space when he remembers that one time you slapped a teacher for him, or almost got yourself in trouble to give him something and he just goes:
ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु COME HERE Y/NNNNNN!!
•Eren is a pretty fun boyfriend, wouldn't just stick to a cuddle session, it would be more like... playing a game on the console with you sprawled out on his lap.
—D (Domestic. Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
•While Eren wants to tie a knot when it comes to you and him, having children never ever crosses his mind. It's just fun fun fun until you're twenty-eight and you're asking when he wants to have a mini Jaegar.
He just looks a bit taken back because it isn't an easy job...
•And when it comes to cooking and cleaning, he's actually somewhat good at cleaning, never missing a spot with his aggressive wiping. However... I don't see him as a cooker if you get me💀 probably burnt his finger while boiling water and never tries again.
•If we're talking about domestic then yeah maybe, maybe he does have a nice husband in him. Not one that pretends there's a spider on you when you wake up... or nOt one that hogs the pillows.
—E (Ending, If he had to break up with his partner, how would he do it?)
•He felt as if he wasn't giving you enough and that other men could satisfy you. Eren would be too scared to face you when he breaks the news so he would leave a note and completely disappear from your life.
—F (Fiancé. How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
•Eren doesn't really put labels on things, at least, he says that... the guy calls you wifey even though you aren't married. Sure he may think about it for a few minutes but quickly shuts himself down since he's extremely shy when it comes to chatting about the two of you
•Eventually when he goes to all his friends' weddings, he gets jealous and decides he should put a ring on it LMAO, you can expect him to be incredibly flustered and even play it off with a 'cool' when you say yes. It's best you hug him so that you don't see how red his face turns.
•I'm just sayin' he's going all out for your wedding, it's so funny, he's so extra... why are their ten limousines? Men shooting guns upwards the moment you both kiss?! A fucking food fight-
—G (Gentle. How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
•If we're talking about physically, he is not gentle and he doesn't even try to be. He sometimes accidentally hurts you but never misses a second to kiss the spot and over-apologise. But Eren would never think about hurting you on purpose unless it was a life or death situation.
•Emotionally, he's fragile and would love reassurance. Emotionally, towards you, he doesn't be careful, always giving you jump scares, purposely pranking you
—H (Hugs, do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
•For you, he loves aggressive hugs where it's breaking your bones and he just lifts you off the floor and violently shakes you around like he can't get enough of you.
•He loves loves loves loves LOVES hugs when you two are alone and treating you like your a happy huge dog, ruffling every single part of your body for no reason at all and rubbing you with a relaxing force...?
•Again, Eren is very shy so you'd have to start hugging him first for him to get used to it and eventually, he'll be the one knocking into your body for a bear hug
—I (I love you. How fast do they say the L-word?)
•Eren says I love you through the number of shits he gives (Not literally)... If he cares about you he worries a lot and checks up on you almost all the time so
•It would probably be at a time where he did something so risky and you got so scared that the moment you caught onto him you cried it out, he'd apologetically say it back and hug you, with meaning of course.
—J (How Jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
•Coming from someone who tries her hardest to make this accurate, I can say Eren gets jealous to the m a x
•At first he thinks to himself that you'd tell whoever it is flirting with you to fuck off but his pride shatters when he realises you didn't say anything and it doesn't sound like you will
•My guy either walks out in dismay and gets petty with you afterwards or he walks up to you and tells you the both of you have to go home before shooting a dirty look at the flirty dude or straight up telling him to piss off
•That may result in a physical fight 💀 that guy needs anger management classes...
—K (Kisses, what are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
•For Eren, I can say that he doesn't make out often but when he does he'll probably leave your lips bruised, he has an obsession with biting your lip at the wrong time💀 he's too rough on most occasions, it isn't fun... calm down Jaegar.
•Eren loves kissing your cheek, except he bites it and leaves a slobber of saliva on it. He thinks it's cute as fuck, he won't stop.
•As for where he likes being kissed... he likes feeling delicate and loved so he really enjoys it when you sweep his rapunzel ass hair aside and kiss the temple of his forehead
—M (Mornings, how are mornings spent with him)
•The blanket is probably completely off of him and his leg is resting on your hip. He's an animal so the guy wakes up at like...6am without an alarm- it isn't even a training day! It's a day off! And he still wakes up at that early time.
•A few morning exercises for an hour before he attempts to wake you up... violently.
•Listen! Eren likes making breakfast with you, it doesn't feel the same without you- it's defintely not because he has no idea how to work the gas and oven🌚
•He's very funny and social when he isn't hungry so mornings are pretty fun with him, cracking a few jokes while getting you dirty with pancake mix (he said he can't control where flour goes, this is why you don't get him to cook)
•And then after that, it's time to shower... idk you decide if you'll go in with him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Just sayin' his skin is very red afterwards, my guy uses cold water but scrubs so hard with the lufa-)
—N (Night, how are nights spent with him?)
•Like I said, Eren is like a dog, he spends his days using his full energy and he makes sure to use it all up so by 22:00 he should be knocked out.
•Eren isn't too bothered on cooking so you both probably just watch something before bed while eating take out
•afterwards it's a... really boiling hot shower, brush your teeth, have a conversation in bed for a while until you're both falling asleep at the sound of your voices.
•"Hah... loser... I can...- I can see you falling asleep *Jaegar yawn* first..." even though he's the one with the heavy, falling eyelids.
—O (Open, when would he start revealing things about himself? Did he say everything all at once? Or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
•Eren is very hesitant when it comes to being emotional, he thinks it isn't very masculine so you have to remove the toxic part away and reassure him millions of times that just because he cried, it doesn't make him girly.
•It would be an accident, he'd be trying to go stargazinh with you, you were resting on his arm and he was rambling and the subject suddenly got onto him. Without realising, he spilled everything right then and there... somehow without crying.
•The least you could do was hold on his hand and squeeze it gently... I doubt he's paying attention, he's probably scowling in memory.
•It's best you reassure him that nothing is his fault, nothing could have prevented what happened
—P (Patience, how easily angered are they?)
•He is very impatient to say the least, a control freak.
•When things don't go his way, he shouts, punches walls, scrunches up his hair but the moment there are tears in his eyes, everyone needs to leave the room
•oh ho ho HOOO you don't want to Eren to cry from anger, he turns into the silent kid with a glock in his bag... leave him for an hour and you'll come back to a fully destroyed room👁👄👁
—Q (Quizzes, how much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
•He remembers dumb small details, your favourite flowers, why you don't like public bathrooms, the reason you won't stop annoying his half brother 💀 (You wanna know Zeke's wiping technique... who doesn't?!)
•However he can't for the life of him, remember your doctors appointment or to pick up your medicine... he's halfway home and goes "Fuck-"
—R (Remember, what is his favourite moment in your relationship?)
•He and you go out on a lot of dates, but they're always wacky and messy. One of his favourites was when you both attacked Armin at the beach with water guns and then both Armin and Mikasa were both searching for you to get revenge
•You two hid behind a palm tree, giggling lowly with each other, aiming to attack your two oblivious friends but little did you both know, they heard your low confident remarks and lunged from behind the tree with two full buckets of freezing sea water dumped on you.
•He always remembers that day when he drifts off into a daydream and it always makes him smile
—S (Security, how protective are they? How would they protect you?)
•Trust me when I say... Eren would kill for you...
•So in conclusion, he is very protective and would not hesitate to take far measures to protect you. He's pretty much your ride or die
•While he doesn't show his protectiveness, he acts on it... if that makes sense? Listen, he's very protective but he's sneaky about it! I don't know how to describe it
—T (Try. How much effort would he put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
•Despite how immature he seems, Eren completes all tasks in his day. And he makes sure of it
•When it comes to dates, it's very random... more spontanous but it's always something like. "Oh by the way, we're going to a waterpark this Sunday." Orrr "Babe! Get ready, we're going to eat out with Armin and his girlfriend!"
•You have an hour and a half to get ready so I would call your relationship active 😭 not even sexually active just active.
•Eren can be thoughtful but you have to shove your interests in his face for him to know what you want. Cartoon posters? He catches you watching a lot of gravity falls, steven universe, AWOG, etc... and then anytime he sees stuff to do with that in shops, he gets it for you on the way.
—U (Ugly, what are some bad habits of his?)
•Like I said earlier, Eren has some... mild anger issues🌚
•Nothing can calm him down, unless you have Ackerman strength I doubt you can stop him. He has no idea how to deal with his emotions so it just bubbles up and then he sees an object and thinks 💡 this can take my shit load of anger
•The walls probably have a lot dents yk and calming him down is very difficult but to be thoughtful, you tried getting him a few things to help him deal with his stress properly
—V (Vanity, how concerned is he with his looks)
•Couldn't really give two shits about his appearance, my guy grew rapunzel ass hair and just tied it up because I doubt he's bothered to take care of it
•Sure he wouldn't mind you washing it for him and applying conditioner, in fact, he loves it.
•Eren doesn't care about his appearance and just throws on a hoodie and sweatpants most of the time. You have to choose the shit he wears when you go out on fancy occassions 💀
—W (Whole, would they feel incomplete without you?)
•Again, to Eren, you're his world and he'd do anything to make sure that world is safe and healthy so without you, who would he feel the need to protect?
•Okay MAYBE he doesn't like worrying but he just does so I guess that would be a good thing if you broke up but it isn't as worth it💀
•But ever since you've been his sunshine cheerleader, he can't imagine a morning without your whining ass voice, or fighting with you to the bathroom in the morning, jumping on your back out of nowhere
•You're everywhere in his head, of course he couldn't feel whole without you
—X (Xtra, a random headcannon for him)
•Anytime Eren loses at something(it could be a hobby or a game) he'd stop doing it. Just dropping the entire thing.
•Unless he feels competitive, that always fires him up to do better... so in a way, Jean motivates him to do things. Those two actually care for each other but they hate each other (not literally) they're like siblings!
•Sorry, am I making sense?💀
—Y (Yuck, what are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in person?)
•First of all, my mans fucking hates chocolate, put it near him and he'll kick it or throw it against the nearest wall.
•Like Eren was such a good boi when he was little, eating everything his momma put on his plate, even the brussel sprouts he fucking despised.
•But chocolate is his last straw. Chocolate and peanut butter. It gets stuck to the roof of his mouth and he panics like a drama queen, fanning his face like a princess and washing his mouth with his heart POUNDING against his chest
—Zzz (What are some sleeping habits of his?)
•He sleeps pretty normally, when he turns he lets out a soft satisfied groan, which I'd say is ordinary
•As for his sleeping weight, I'd say he's a heavy sleeper, you'd need to shake him to wake him up, slap his face or something because when that sleep is BUSSIN he won't be WAKIN (bad joke sorry)
•And he's gaping. Shut his mouth please.
•His hands may accidentily fall on some places on your body, he places them everywhere. Like on your nose, on your belly
Authors note:
Have you guys noticed that I don't add the letter L🌚? *shocked noises*
Jaaaa that's because I don't wanna write about kids so forgive me lmao
I'M SO GLAD THIS IS FINISHED! I WANT TO ADD EVERY CHARACTER COS I FEEL SO BAAAAAD FOR NOT DOING A LOT OF YOUR REQUESTS!
Deadass my brain just went bye bye when it came to writing and I recharge by reading actual original work by published authors, it helps me get back on track
Bertholdt/Miche is next!
#Eren#eren fluff#eren sfw#eren yaeger aot#eren yaeger#eren jaeger#Ereh!#erehhhh#mikasa moment#eren x reader
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Hii! Could you maybe write Nagito X shy female s/o who's almost always scared of everyone?
Request for: Nagito Komaeda
Warnings: anxiety? idk how to phrase it but you’re very scared of everyone but Nagito
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Nagito laughed off the murmurs, “Don’t worry about it, trash like me should be overjoyed you’re even dating me!”
“You’re not trash,” (Y/n) huffed quietly, pulling on her boyfriend’s jacket sleeve.
He smiled softly to himself at how adorable she was when she tried convincing him he was more than worthless scum. Such hope shining in her eyes. It made him love her even more, and he didn’t even know that was possible.
Meanwhile, across the room, Kazuichi and Hajime were watching the couple interact as they ate their breakfast. Well, Nagito ate and (Y/n) shyly moved food around her plate until nobody was looking - then she ate.
“She can’t look me in the eyes but she’ll talk to that freak all day,” Kazuichi grumbled, shaking his head.
Hajime shrugged, “Most people can’t look you in the eyes. It’s like watching a nuclear explosion.”
“Hey!”
“But I get what you mean,” the brunette brushed past his friend’s offense, “she won’t even talk to Sonia or Chiaki and they’re the nicest ones here. Probably just too scared.”
“Chicken,” the mechanic crossed his arms in the midst of his tantrum, “It’s not fair.”
“They keep staring,” (Y/n) uneasily whispered to Nagito, “They’re talking too… do you think they’re talking about us?”
“Maybe,” he answered bluntly before taking his girlfriend’s hand in his, “I don’t see why it matters, sunshine. All they have are words, besides, I don’t see either of them being killers.”
“I didn’t bring up killers at all!”
“You were thinking it,” he sighed, leaning over to kiss her forehead, “Everything’s fine. If you ever need me, I’m there. I’ll protect you and make sure your hope never goes out.”
“Thanks…”
“Anything for you.”
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college bf!bin
a/n the duality of this man??? i’m deceased...anyway i did not think this would go this long but uh my hand slipped...happy birthday binnie!
word count: 5k
genre: fluff, smut, (tiny) angst
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ugh yo
bin is so??? infuriatingly hot??? yet cute at the same time
major: exercise science
and because I love mermaid prince/the beginning, he’s been on the swim team since first year college
swam varsity starting his second year
besties with eunwoo, they were roommates their whole college career
alright so bin loves making friends
he’s so playful and talkative once you really get to know him
but his aura?? tbh very intimidating
like he has an rbf and just like he’s so tall, broad shouldered, built, like he just carries himself very strongly that you will get intimidated when you first meet him
very well known in the university
literally has a professional photographed banner of him hanging in the athletic building with the gold medal he won freshman year
a little embarrassed about it
not really, only when the boys (as in literally the other five) tease him
myungjun: woOoOw bin that guy on the banner really looks like you, don’t you think?
rocky: we geeeeet it you’re a star athlete
blah blah blah you know the vibes, they’re endearing
so how do you meet bin?
basically you’re a friend of a friend—you’re eunbi’s (sinb) friend
you’ve only met bin briefly from time to time, but otherwise you never really had any reason to get acquainted with him
your only encounters of him are when he wants to annoy eunbi and she immediately puts him in his place
but then suddenly in the spring semester of your 2nd year, you and him are in the same 8 am
a boring statistics gen ed class that everyone needs to take in order to graduate
you were running a bit late during the first class meeting—you woke up 30 minutes after your alarm and literally rushed out of your apartment—you made it to class with 2 minutes to spare
most of the seats were filled up already, except that one seat in the back left corner by the window next to the one and only moon bin
oh would you look at that
you felt a bit relieved honestly, you didn’t know anyone else in that class so at least you saw a semi-familiar face
he grinned at you when you sat down
“hey y/n”
you were a bit taken back, “you know my name?”
he laughed a little, “yeah of course, you’re one of eunbi’s really good friends, why wouldn’t I know your name?”
before you could respond, the professor started class and ceased your conversation
one thing you realized as the weeks start to go on
you and bin could not give any two fucks about statistics
no offense to stats lovers
every 8 am on mon/wed/fri, neither one of you would pay attention in class
you both enabled each other to not pay attention basically
so when the professor announced the content and date for the first exam
you and bin literally looked at each other with the same expression
you were both fucked
after class was dismissed, instead of the two of you quickly packing your things and fleeing the room immediately, you both lagged a little bit
you: so...do you know anything that’s going to be on the exam?
bin: uh...no? y/n you’re literally right next to me, you know I don’t do jack shit in this class
you: well fuck, how are you gonna study then bin?
bin: I was probably gonna ask my roommate to help me, he passed with a 96 when he took this class
you give him the best puppy dog eyes you could muster up, you lean in and clasp your hands together like you’re praying
“can he help me too...? please?”
bin’s eyes go a lil wide bc you were a bit closer than he was used to and shit was his heart racing rn?
bin: uh...yeah...sure, i’ll text you to come over when we’re gonna study
you beam at him and like in your excitement you give him a hug
“thank you thank you thank you! i literally cannot fail this class. I’ll see you on friday bin!”
with that you grabbed your bag and just left, leaving bin shocked
he’s surprisingly a shy boy okay!
he always thought you were cute from when he first saw you hanging out with eunbi, but ofc he never thought any more of it
until you guys had this class together and he started to think every day, that wow you are really cute
bin texts you the next day
coincidentally, eunbi texts you too
bin: hey this is bin, if you’re free in an hour my roommate’s gonna help me go over the material in ch. 1
eunbi: why did bin ask for your number
you to bin: yes! send me your addy and i’ll be there :)
you to eunbi: we’re in the same stats class lol and we’re gonna study for our exam next week
eunbi: lol moon bin studying? you might wanna bring some wine with you for emergency y/n
you: lol what do you mean by that?
eunbi: binnie hates studying, but good luck!
ahh, eunbi becomes unhinged when it comes to bin
but you know it’s bc they’re that close, they’re literally childhood best friends, more so like siblings
still, studying w him couldn’t be that bad right?
spoiler alert, it went alright
you felt bad showing up to bin’s apartment empty handed so you picked up some coffee before you arrived
you officially meet bin’s roommate, eunwoo, and you’re floored for like 2 minutes bc literally how can a man like him be real?
cue bin being a bit jealous bc yeah he knew his roommate’s perfect but like damn did you have to be affected by him too :(
eunwoo’s a good teacher alright? you actually understood the material from him
you: idk what eunbi’s talking about, you’re actually not that bad at studying bin
bin being offended: oh god what did eunbi say about me
eunwoo smirking: maybe it’s because you’re here y/n, bin usually doesn’t focus this much when it’s just me trying to help him
you: ???
bin in his head: i can’t trust anyone huh
before you left his place, you and bin planned to meet up and study one more time before your stats exam
it was just you and bin this time
although you’d never admit it, yes you tried to look good for meeting up with him
yeah he’s a friend?? at least you think you were at that level?? but still, he’s a cute friend and you really didn’t want him to see you looking crusty
you and bin end up studying for a whole 5 hours
granted, half of that time you two were messing around, eating food, trying to procrastinate for as long as you could
bc even though you two had a good handle on the material now—thanks to eunwoo—you both still hated statistics
you knew bin started to get more comfortable with you bc he started teasing you
it made you happy hehe so ofc you started to quip back at him
not at the intensity that he and eunbi do but it’s enough for you :)
he walks you back to your apartment after your study session
wow what a gentleman
bin waving bye at your door with the cutest smile: see you in class y/n :)
mayhaps your stomach did a little somersault
anyways
on the day of your exam you were freaking out
you have test anxiety ah ha ha
you woke up at 5 bc you were paranoid about being late to class
you’re like hastily looking over the notes again when you get to class like are you really prepared omg you’re psyching yourself out hella
bin comes in with 2 cups of iced coffee and he’s like woah are you okay
you: i woke up at 5 bin, idk if i can do this omg
you are like visibly in distress rn and he feels like a pang in his chest
he was gonna mess with you and say like “bet im gonna get a higher grade than you” but he smartly decides against it
instead, he just takes your hand and gives it a little squeeze: y/n, take a deep breath. you’re going to do great, you studied your ass for this and we both know that you got this material down—even eunwoo hyung said you were gonna ace this exam. just trust your instincts, okay? breathe with me.
he was staring at you so intently and genuinely when trying to calm you down
your anxiety yeeted and suddenly you felt shy
you: th...thanks bin...
bin was worried about you while taking the test rip, he kept secretly glancing at you (while also trying not to make it look like he was cheating) just to make sure that you were okay
he walks you to your next class after you both finished your exam
bin: you sure you’re okay? you said you woke up at 5, did you even eat breakfast? let’s get food after your next class.
you were feeling better after the test but like you got so endeared at his fussing
yes you and bin got lunch that day
your exam results were uploaded the next day
you immediately called bin: I GOT A 95
bin: i told you that you would ace it! i got a 90 hehe
you: bin i literally owe you and eunwoo my life, lemme buy you guys food or something
you hear a little bit of bickering over the phone and suddenly you’re talking to eunwoo
eunwoo: i would love some sushi, but since bin can’t eat seafood, why don’t you come watch his swim meet this weekend :)
you: o...h...o-okay yeah i’d love to watch, what time is it? :)
eunwoo: it’s saturday at 10 am
you: okay! i’ll see you there bin
bin already planning on drop kicking eunwoo
cha eunwoo—best wingman™
you basically beg eunbi to go with you to bin’s swim meet
eunbi: i know bin can swim, why do i have to watch him flounder around under water
also eunbi: faster bin! don’t you fucking dare lose!
bin places first this meet
are we shocked? no
okay you mentally prepared yourself for seeing him shirtless, but clearly you didn’t prep enough bc you’re on the cusp of drooling when you’re watching him from the bleachers
and let’s face it, you’re not subtle and eunbi knows everything so she’s literally closing your jaw for you and like messing with you
eunbi: y/n, you’re really sure you like bin? he’s a good guy but c’mon, i think you deserve better
you: since when did i say that i like him ???? and what do you mean ??? i think he checks...all the boxes...for me...
eunbi: maybe it’s bc i’ve known him since when he used to wet his pants so i don’t understand why people are attracted to him, but like...really, you’ve been checking him out since he removed his shirt. even the ref can see that you’re simping over him
you and eunbi meet up with eunwoo and the rest of bin’s friends—that you haven’t met yet but know of
jinjin: oh so you’re the y/n that bin’s been talking about *wink wonk*
baby you’re blushing
even more so when bin comes up to your group
mmm middle parted wet hair, muscle tee and white sweats, towel around his shoulders
he’s so hot ???
you’re all congratulating him blah blah, but like bin keeps glancing at you and all you can do is just smile and like nervous laugh
sanha: y/n! eunbi noona! you should come eat with us to celebrate bin hyung’s win
eunbi glances at you, little smirk on her face: i have plans, but i know y/n’s free! bin you make sure they get home safe after y’alls dinner plans :)
hwang eunbi—best wingwoman™
dinner with the boys was chaotic, you were talking and joking around with them as if you didn’t just meet them today
*you about to get your wallet*
bin, not even able to look at you: it’s okay y/n, i got you this time
cue the boys teasing
astro: kings of making fun of each other
rocky as the group is splitting up: walk y/n home safely hyung :) don’t stay out too late
bin: sorry about them, they’re a bunch of loud idiots...ah haha...
the walk back to your apartment is actually pretty sweet
he didn’t know if you would actually come watch his meet or not but he was excited when he actually saw you
you talk about small random things about yourselves, but it’s not like useless information, you bet that both your subconsciouses are keeping track of whatever y’all are talking about
you give each other a “friendly” hug goodnight...that lasts like a minute or so
and while you’re hugging, bin just can’t help but think that wow you fit so perfectly in his arms
and on the other hand, you’re thinking he feels so warm? so safe? you don’t want to pull away?
but ofc the hug has to end and you’re thanking him for walking you home and he’s like glued to his spot waving goodbye sweetly and waiting for you to go inside so that he knows you’re safely in your apartment before leaving
bin sighing dreamily as he walks back to his and eunwoo’s place
eunwoo waiting on the couch with a glass of water: how was your date ;)
bin: it wasn’t a date, i just walked y/n home
eunwoo: yeah, but you want it to be a date
bin: ...shut up
god why is the pining stage so long
alright everyone knows you and bin like each other
it becomes pretty obvious after the swim meet
you and him fall into this little routine of switching who buys coffee for your 8 am
and then he’d walk you to your next class afterwards
you both still don’t pay attention in stats, sorry
but that means more outside study sessions dates
you come watch his swim meets, whether astro’s there or you’re just watching by yourself
and then you and him get lunch?? early dinner?? right afterwards, it depends on whenever his meet ends
but like??? neither of you have confessed your feelings for each other
even though you both have like a little hint that yeah the feelings are mutual
you and bin are literally like this for 3 months, like damn the semester is almost over
eunbi and eunwoo are tired of your shit, they’re both just like: when the fuck are they getting together? we’re sick of this.
alright so the masterminds literally pay one of eunwoo’s friends from his major to ask you out while you’re studying with bin
let’s do mingyu why not, he was in your korean history class last year
you and bin are in the library, half studying half goofing off per usual
eunwoo, eunbi, and mingyu are at the opposite side of the floor
mingyu: u sure bin won’t clock me for trying to ask out y/n
eunwoo: probably not??
eunbi: just do it please
mingyu giving them both the finger before walking up to your table
“hey y/n...i was wondering if you’d like to get dinner with me...as a date?”
you: o_o huh?
mingyu: i always thought you were cute from when we had class together last year, but i never had the balls to ask you out or anything...you’re not dating anyone, right?
you glance at bin to find that he’s already looking at you with an expression that you don’t really know how to read
you: um...well no I’m not-
bin: actually, we’re dating so y/n can’t go out with you mingyu, sorry.
mingyu’s not even phased, he just gives you a thumbs up and then leaves
you’re confused like literally what is going on—and then you process what bin said and you whip your head to look at him
bin: sorry i said that...i just felt...jealous i guess when mingyu asked you out
you: I wouldn’t have said yes anyway...I sorta like someone else
bin: fuck it, the topic already came up...y/n I’ve liked you for a while now but uh...I don’t know I guess I was scared to tell you because I’m scared of rejection
you just laugh, but not mockingly! more like bin you’re so cute wtf
“bin, why would I reject you when I’ve literally been into you for the past four months?”
it’s safe to say that you and bin officially began dating after that
eunwoo texting in their gc: bin and y/n are finally together
myungjun: fucking finally
bin: how...did u know that eunwoo...?
*eunwoo has left the chat*
alright but bin’s charm?? flirting?? teasing?? sweetness?? up 1000%
bin is touchy y’all, in private his hands are always on you, whether it be sexual or not sexual is up to you
he restrains himself in public ofc, the most he does is put a hand on your waist or hold your hand
eunbi threatens bin early on in your relationship: bin you’re like my brother, but y/n’s one of my dearest friends and if you as much make them cry i will kill you
ofc bin is still eunbi’s punching bag, but when you three are hanging out, he’s dramatic and acts like he’s hurt so he’s like whining to you
sometimes you play along and coo at him like: aww binnie, where does it hurt baby?
other times you’re like: you really think i believe that?? with the size of your biceps??
eunbi: excuse me while i vomit
okay but binnie? bestest sweetest boy
yes he looks all big and intimidating
but he’s soft—especially for you
your nicknames for each other are either “bub” or “baby”
yes will join in making fun of you with the boys, but when you start pouting he’s a goner and will defend you
bin is also a big cuddler, but i mean you’re not complaining hehe
he’s the big spoon, no questions asked
okay but being in bin’s arms is like your favorite place in the world
his frame literally just envelopes you and all you can feel and smell is him and it’s so??? content, you feel at home with him
you feel bad in the morning bc like his arm has to be sore from your weight so you try to like get out of his grasp, but he literally just whines and hugs you tighter
okay but just imagine you and bin napping and his arms are around your waist, his nose is buried in your neck and he wakes up like nuzzling his face in your shoulder like a puppy
im soft
one week you’re staying over at bin’s apartment and then the next week he’s staying over at yours, the cycle goes like that
if you’re one of my ladies with a ~vagíne~, he will buy all your cravings and your tampons/pads, literally anything you want that week, it is yours
doesn’t really get jealous now that you two are official, he knows that you’re his and he’s yours
you two lightly bicker like friends, but you’ve never had a terrible fight before
you were really close to though—or...like you did?? but it was resolved really quick
one of the only problems of bin is that he hates showing weakness and it takes him a whole lot to truly fully 100% be vulnerable with someone even if it’s someone close to him
he pulled a muscle in his arm and it cost him one of his swim meets
he had to go to rehab for like a month and you knew that mentally he’s been off bc of it
you try to ease talking him into telling you about how he’s really feeling but he just kept dodging the subject
one night after one of his rehab sessions, he came back to your place and you’re just like
“hey bubbie, how was rehab? how are you doing?”
and he just snaps at you: stop asking me how I am, y/n, it’s getting really annoying
you’re taken aback, like what the fuck where did that come from?
your eyebrows furrow and you cross your arms bc you are not going to get spoken to like that
“so me worrying about you and wondering how your recovery’s going is annoying? that’s what a partner is supposed to do, moon bin. what’s going on with you?”
bin: you’re being suffocating! it’s the only thing you ask me about nowadays, sometimes I—
oh boy you got mad
you: I ask you because I know you’re not telling me things! I know you’re suffering by yourself and I want to let you know that I’m here for you, I want to help take some of the pain away or at least help you deal with it because I’m your partner! but how can I if you can’t even let me in?? we’re fucking dating moon bin, we’re supposed to go through rough times together. and you call me suffocating...?
bin’s silent and he’s looking at the floor
you sigh, tears are building in your eyes because you’re frustrated and a bit hurt by what he said, and your voice cracks when you speak again: if i’m suffocating you, then you should leave. text me or something when you can breathe again, I don’t know.
there’s a bit of spite in your words, hidden by the pain
bin sees the tears rolling down your cheeks and that’s when he knows he fucked up
he’s never seen you cry before—besides like from a sad movie or something
so like the fact that he made you cry and hurt you with his words? damn he hates himself rn
he immediately wraps his arms around you, and you like try to push him to get away bc why is he hugging you? didn’t he just say that you were suffocating? why is he confusing
bin: baby, I’m sorry...I shouldn’t have taken out my frustrations on you, you’re not suffocating me I promise...you’re right about everything, I should be sharing things with you and telling you how I’m really feeling...I’m sorry.
you don’t say anything and just like sniffle and he picks you up and brings you to your bedroom and then he just lets it all out
he tells you how rehab is hard and like yeah his muscle pain is going away, but he doesn’t know if he can swim as fast as he used to and that scares him
and he tells you that sometimes he’s thought of giving up swimming since his injury, but then he thinks of you and that’s how he’s still going through with rehab
you’re his motivator and comfort but he doesn’t want to show you his weak side bc he hates that part of himself
and at this point, bin starts tearing up and you’re like stroking his hair to try and comfort him
bin: I’m not good at telling my feelings baby...probably why I didn’t tell you I liked you until 4 months later...but I promise I’ll work harder and at least try and tell them to you.
ugh pain
anyway your communication with serious things got better after that encounter
eunbi finding out that you and bin argued and he made you cry and she literally punched his stomach
you: omg eunbi stop
bin: it’s okay...I sorta deserved that
eunbi: why...are you not swearing at me? shit, bin are you okay?
he nods to the girl and just puts an arm around your shoulder: we talked things through, don’t worry. I’m all good now, but I did deserve that punch because I hurt y/n when I promised you I wouldn’t
bin ends up having a full recovery and bam his first swim meet after he got the clear from the PT, he gets first place again
all the boys and you and eunbi were there supporting him
bin was hella nervous before the meet started, but you gave him a little good luck kiss and was like: I believe in you bub, no matter the result, as long as you give it your all and don’t hurt yourself again, you’ll be the winner to me :)
this was actually when the first “i love you” was said
after your little pep talk in the locker room, bin’s just hugging you and holding you for comfort
and he just went out with it
“I love you y/n”
you blush hella hard bc you were not expecting that
obviously you’ve been feeling it like yeah your feelings for bin have grown into love for a while now
you just bury your face in his chest and hug him tighter
“I love you too binnie, now go get em bub.”
he smiles and kisses you and tells you that he’ll see you after the meet is over
you come back to the crowd where the boys and eunbi are and you just have a huge smile on your face, you’re literally glowing
myungjun: please tell me you guys didn’t fuck before his swim meet
speaking of fucking
okay let’s get down and dirty ladies and gents wink wonk mmm grr bark bark
bin is so sexy y’all like i dont need to tell you that
he’s 100% a tease
you have a little muscle kink hehe
which bin very much uses to his advantage
if bin is wearing a sleeveless shirt, you bet he wants to smash that day
will walk around shirtless after a shower or after a workout just to turn you on and then depending on his mood, he might tease you for like an hour or you’ll just get right to it
he’s very proud of his body and the work he put into it and knowing that you get turned on from one look of it?? gives him an ego boost, he loves it
one time at a party, he wore a crop top (mm hello bad idea bin) and you literally went feral
you dragged him inside the nearest bathroom and just started making out
he’s an ass guy
...all of astro are ass guys, it’s just obvious with how much they slap each other’s asses and poke each other’s assholes
okay you know how he’s touchy right? i mentioned that earlier
he always wants you on his lap
even if there’s a space available, nope your seat is his thighs
ofc when the situation allows, like you’re not gonna sit on his lap in class duh
most of the time in public like if you’re hanging out with the boys or something, it’s innocent
but if he wants to be a tease, he’ll literally just tighten his grip on your hips and grind you down onto his cock
subtle, he won’t straight up thrust into you
just enough to get his dick stirring and make you feel the outline of it through your pants
and then he just stops and hugs your waist again?? wtf
his major’s exercise science right? will ask if he can practice on you for anatomy and physiology, but you know after touching you in a couple places, y’all will just end up fucking
likes to bite and mark
very proud seeing the hickeys he leaves on you
you can bite, but you can’t bruise, idk his upper body is exposed a lot bc swimming so you can’t really leave any marks on him unless it’s the off season
foreplay’s cool, but he prefers the main event, he just wants to be in you
as much as he loves doggy, his fav position is the hook
(it’s when your legs are on his shoulders ohoho and it just lets him fuck you in a deeper angle mmm)
also in the hook, he can choke you
if i have a choking kink, you have a choking kink
okay little tangent, choking is so hot?
like just imagine you and bin are making out, he pushed you against the wall, literally grinding his hips into you, and his hand just comes up and squeezes your throat? that’s so sexy
likes butt stuff oops
i don’t make the rules, he just does
daddy kink, but no power play
will not degrade you (even if you really just want him to call you his dirty slut) bc he really values seeing you as equals
seeing your face when you cum is a must
almost always: you cumming → bin cumming
nothing gets him off more than knowing that he’s making you feel good
after !! care !!
sweetest boy!!
will clean you up with a warm towel after sex
and if you’re one of my ladies, he will always remind you to pee so that you don’t get a UTI
if y’all had a marathon or something, he will draw a bath and carry you to the bathroom and you will bathe together, so soft
always ends sex with an i love you :’)
okay let’s get back to the soft stuff
special thing about swimmer bin: pool dates
sometimes when he’s practicing and it’s just him, he asks you to come to the aquatic center and you two end up splashing around and being cute together
he like knew that you were the one for him some time during senior year
it was the holidays and his parents invited you to spend christmas with their family since your parents were out of the country this break
his parents and sister liked you immediately—which you were so scared about, but bin just knew
you woke up early christmas eve (and bin was out like a rock) so you just went downstairs to brew some coffee or something and you saw that his mom was already starting on making food
naturally, you offered your help and she was like no, you’re a guest y/n, but obviously you started helping
bin comes downstairs like an hour or two later to see you, his mom, and his dad just cooking and listening to christmas music and talking and his heart just like swells??
you: morning binnie :)
his mom: how can you be sleeping when y/n’s here helping us with christmas dinner
his dad: what kind of boyfriend are you, son?
just kidding all jokes
but that’s the moment when he knew
best boyfriend bin ugh
he becomes a legend in the school for swimming
but doesn’t continue after college, he’s all about becoming a physical trainer after graduation
he goes to grad school, while you’re out working in business
bin moves in with you after graduating, it was the obvious next step
you do talk about the future together, but obviously bin’s still in school and you’re both fresh from undergrad so there’s no rush yet to tie the knot
doesn’t stop his or your parents from talking to you two about marriage tho oops
ugh but the domesticity after bin moves in with you? superb
like yeah obviously you both basically lived together anyway when he still roomed with eunwoo just from how much you and him spent at each other’s places
but like your apartment is now both of your place and it’s like your home is finally complete
your apartment becomes the reunion place for the boys and eunbi
at this point everyone knew you and bin were gonna get married eventually
eunwoo and eunbi: we did that ;)
and that’s how you and your college bf!bin live happily ever after uwu
happy birthday binnie moonbob ♥
1-25-21
#im in love with bin ????#like one second i think eunwoo is my bias and then i see bin and suddenly im questioning my life?#happy birthday binnie moonbob!#it's the first astro birthday im celebrating as an aroha :')#i was literally in my nursing zoom class and i got the notif on vlive that bin went on#i never clicked a button so fast#moonbin#moon bin#bin#astro bin#astro moonbin#binnie moonbob#astro#astro au#astro headcanons#astro fluff#astro smut#astro scenarios#astro scenario#astro fic#moonbin au#moonbin fluff#moonbin smut#moonbin scenarios#moon bin au#moon bin fluff#moon bin smut#moon bin scenarios#bin au#bin fluff
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So…do you guys know The Nanny? As in,,, this sitcom?
Well that, but make it Bakugou.
The Nanny Bakugou HC
NatsuBaku (Also?!?! currently there are 27 Bakugou/Natsuo fics on AO3 and only around 16 are like actual full stories (by that I mean not only PWP, or incomplete) Therefore, it’s is my DUTY to provide more. I just feel it in my bones.)
Bakugou being a nanny hired by one Todoroki brother (here it’s Natsuo) for their oc!kids
So, on a streak of bad luck Bakugou loses his job, his boyfriend broke up with him, said boyfriend also kicked him out, so there goes his living situation too. He ended up taking the nanny job to fix the living situation, and to also give him something to work with while he sorts out everything for the other job he wants.
So, Natsuo has three kids. Your typical lineup (idk if there’s actually a typical line up of kids shh), a teen, a preteen and a toddler basically. Or maybe whatever you call that age where they’re older than a toddler but not preteen as yet. The age when they still like stickers. Anyway.
The oldest is his daughter. Because being the eldest daughter is A Struggle that I can write from the sole of my feet to the end of my hair follicles.
The middle… Wait middle should be twins.
They should be twins if only for a scene where Bakugou can tell them a part when Natsuo’s girlfriend can’t. Hahaha.
The last child is an toddler who doesn’t like anyone and always cries but is really calm around Bakugou.
The kids all end up loving Bakugou but it takes them a while to Get There. Except the last one. The toddler loves him immediately.
So naturally, when Bakugou first arrives they try to drive him away. They make everything harder for him, from making food, to driving them places, to letting him know how the things around the house work or where stuff is supposed to go. Even purposefully messes up his schedules so he always has to rush when it comes to getting them to things. But if they think they can out stubborn Bakugou??? They got another thing coming.
He curses them every single step of the way, but he does not quit. Nope. Cue a typical scene where they bond because Bakugou helps one of the twins with their homework, and the other is like ‘don’t side with the enemy!!’ but eventually they get won over too when Bakugou starts kinda being an asshole to them too. Not really malicious, just doing little things that makes all their little pranks difficult for them instead.
Now I want to to figure out if their other parent is 1. Dead. 2. Alive but doesn’t really care for them. 3. Cares for them but is busy
none of these options include them still being with Natsuo
Dead can fit so much trauma, but the idea of the other parent mistaking Katsuki for Natsuo’s new partner when he isn’t tickles my brain so hard,,,, the other parent is around but they’re distant it is.
The other parent : Doesn’t really care for the kids, doesn’t even want them really. Just paying their money and leaving.
The only argument the twins have is over the other parent. One of them can’t help but miss them while the other just really hates them.
One of the twins invited the other parent to a rehearsal, recital whatever the fuck you want to call it and they didn’t show up but guess who did??? Bakugou. Idc if it’s cliché, I. Do. NOT!! Embrace the cliché.
Bakugou brings them flowers and they both get little charm bracelets with something special to a moment each of them had with him.
Bakugou gets the other job and it’s a teaching job. Before he like, fully here goes though he has to be on a temporary course thing, and who goes to said school? The daughter.
*slaps top of chemistry teacher headcanon* “So many awkward bonding moments can fit in this baby!”
She’s struggling in school? She fears bullied? She has a completely different persona from when she’s at home because she’s uncomfortable with herself/around her ‘friends’ and uses it as a way to cope? Oh my god, she has a completely different persona from when she’s at home because she’s uncomfortable with herself/around her ‘friends’ and uses it as a way to cope. *sobs* so many bonding moments.
Now. His relationship with Natsuo. So much teasing.
So cheesy too.
Natsuo who has more time to eat with the family now that Katsuki is around.
Who had time to go to parks, or sit in the garden outside
Who had time to watch cartoons on Saturdays with the twins
And the always eat breakfast together .
Whenever Natsuo brings home work, Bakugou lounges in his office and works in whatever he has too.
He listen to Natsuo complain about his coworkers and tell Natsuo about whatever dumb things his friends did/were trying to pull him into or complain about teaching
Natsuo always brings home a pastry from the bakery by his office for Katsuki because according to Natsuo they were the ‘best bakery to ever exist’ but according to Bakugou the goods were ‘subpar at best and I could totally make better’ and he wanted to find one that Bakugou liked so that Bakugou would finally bake him something
Bakugou kinda hated Natsuo at first, because he knows all about shitty parents that don’t give their children the time of day, but he eventually sees that Natsuo is trying his hardest and is here for them in all the ways that matter, so <3 (he also said to himself that the family dynamics wasn’t his business and that he wasn’t going to judge. But there he was, judging, judgingly)
Bakugou falls asleep one night with the kids on the sofa while reading them a book(like a novel novel) (yes even the eldest, she like making fun of his exaggeration/taking turns reading parts) and when Natsuo comes home he just…stops and looks at them.
Consider Natsuo having an emotional freak out and projecting onto Bakugou because the baby’s first word was ‘papa’ but they weren’t looking at Natsuo when they said it. (yeah, one year old still counts as a toddler right? I dont think that's late for your first word?? Is it? I’ll look it up later)
He spends so much time over thinking it and thinking about how much he doesn’t hate it a single bit that he ends up fighting with Bakugou and basically firing him.
And the twins get really upset with him. Visibility upset. He thinks his daughter is fine, because she doesn’t complain or even say anything because #eldestdaughterthings but he hears her crying one night on the phone with Bakugou.
Now, everyone is sad and a bit stand-offish, the baby is crying more often, and he misses Bakugou and everyone else misses him too and it’s a mess.
… they get together when the other parent comes for their like,,, check in, pay confirmation, idk I’ll make up something, and then they ask Natsuo where his ‘little boyfriend is’. After Natsuo clarifies that they’re not dating, never were, and that Bakugou is not here they say something like ‘what a shame. love looked good on you.’ or something to that effect, I don’t know the words right now, just the vibe.
(I totally forgot about the girlfriend I mentioned earlier so yeah, this was where he finally saw that he needed to break up with her, she already saw it coming, pain, bless her heart)
Anyway. Natsuo going to find Bakugou and there is some cursing, some tears, well deserved use of the term ‘fucking idiot’, maybe a bit of time and space(?) and finally *plays It’s Quiet Uptown* ‘forgiveness. Can you imagine?’.
Welp, that's the main plot! Writing will definitely include more characters (Fuyumi, Shoto, my loves, I’m looking at you) and what not. I’ll get on it right after I finish the next few chapters of the BakuMomo friendship fic i have going on.
#I saw this entire thing in my head like a movie#i thought this was a lot while writing it but seeing it all in one place it's really not#or maybe it's because i started on mobile and finished on desktop wtv#I didn’t stop for a second to read anything so any errors are your problem not mine#shhh just enjoy the rare pair#minty hc#minty natsubaku hc#natsubaku#mha natsuo#mint fic#todoroki natsuo#bakugou katsuki#bakugou headcanons#Todoroki Natsuo headcanon#Natsuo headcanon#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#my hero academia
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Okayyyy chappy seven 🤩 Here we goooo 🥳
Lord, Katniss always had nightmares 😭 even before the games, between her father’s death, her mother’s abandonment and the other traumatizing things she saw in her life, my girl never slept peacefully a day in her life 🥺.
She even indicates that she sometimes has nightmares about past hunger games 😭😭😭. Someone protect my smol child. Please. Someone.... Someone? Anyone? No? Okay 🥺
“I bolt up screaming for my father to run as the mine explodes into a million deadly bits of light.” This is such a powerful image and it really does show that Katniss has literally envisioned all the gory details of her father’s death for the last four years. This is so sad 😞
Also though. Katniss really doesn’t talk much about her father’s death after the first book and definitely doesn’t describe nightmares about it. So .... like basically, the games traumatized her so badly that, her father failing to escape the mines as the collapsed in on him, crushing him into the pits of despair, the possibility of rescuing his corpse deemed unimaginable, pales in comparison? Yes I just tried and failed to phrase that long run on sentence the way Katniss phrases her nightmares about her dad dying, yes that was over the top but you know what? So. Is. Katniss.
“Dawn is breaking through the windows” Twilight reference 😬😬😬. I couldn’t stop myself, y’all. Forgive for please.
“The Capitol has a misty, haunted air.” Katniss, you’re from the butthole of Kentucky, the air you’re used to is probably humid as all get out 😓😓💦😅😅
“I must have bitten into the side of my cheek in the night. My tongue probes the ragged flesh and I taste blood.” 😒😒😒😒 this feeling ..... is .... v v v .... distinct .... and .... familiar 😕🙁☹️
“I end up hopping from foot to foot as alternating jets of icy cold and steaming hot water assault me.” Why is this so funny omg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅😅😅😅😅 Katniss is just like pressing buttons like, “Ah! Too cold! 🥶 Ah! Too hot! 🥵 Ah!!!!!” All while jumping like a .... cat 🐱🥁
Lemon foam? 🍋 Whatever. I guess there’s weirder flavors of soap we have today but like where’s the Philosophy flavors that give recipes on the bottles??? Surely they’d survive an apocalypse??? Everyone uses those???
I’m so glad Katniss didn’t forget to moisturize, even as she prepares for a death match 😅😅😅😅 even if it’s just as simple as pressing a single button, why is she even taking the time to press it?
I know, I know. She just wants to make sure her skin is so smooth for the arena that the knives and arrows just slide right off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This is the first time since the morning of the reaping that I resemble myself.” Lolololol which means Mr. Romantic is gonna be even more turned on by the sight of ya, since he’s crushed on you looking like this for the last decade of his life 🥳😎🤗💁🏼♀️. Peeta ain’t even here yet and I’m already making the shipper comments Samantha calm down 🙄😶😑🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Seriously there where is Peeta? Did he also have to figure out the temperature controls in the shower? Did he also moisturize? I miss him I wanna know about his morning too 😔. Katty, is it too much to ask for you to go take a lil ... sneak peek into his room for me? 😏😏😏
Twenty dishes seems like a lot for like four people eating? Eh, maybe six people, if we count the stylists who magically pick and choose when they’re coming to a meal... Hmm, I’ll calculate just so no one else has to. 🤓😬🤗 No one else cares, Samantha. 🤐🥱😴😶 Twenty dishes amounts out to about five plates without the stylists and three and a half-ish with so.... idk it’s not that much food I guess but it seems like a lot for one meal, esp if people in the Capitol intend to keep their trim figures. This is why that one prep team girl is chubby. 🤐🤐🤐
Awww Katniss copying Peeta’s weird lil eating quirks 🤗😎🥳. She’s already taking interest in him, she just don’t realize it yet 💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ shipper comment alert 🚨🚨
But also has anyone actually tried dipping bread on hot chocolate and was it good or does it taste as repulsive as it sounds to me? I hate it when my food even so much as dares to touch though 🤢😡😤😓
Oooo I always forget Prim has to be utilizing her goat, milking the thing every day until it’s dry I’m not a farmer idk how milking animals works ... so she contributes more than I give her credit I suppose.... I’m making an effort for you, Primmers. You seem useless and immature but I’m trying. 😪😶 Taylor Swift voice 🎶 *this is me trying* 🎶
Oh wow it was only two mornings ago? Man. The first book is slow moving. 😅😭 six chapters in and we’ve gotten through one point five days 🤣
“It makes me irritated that Peeta is wearing exactly the same outfit I am.” “Listen, Peeta, one of us has to change, this is getting embarrassing, you have to stop borrowing my clothes!”
“This twins act is going to blow up in out faces once the Games begin.” Ahhaahahahaha blow up 💥 💣 🔥. Get it, get it. 🥁 Because she represents fire. And she also blows things up in Every. Single. Book.
But seriously, did Cinna and Portia and Haymitch all plan on presenting Katniss and Peeta are like, tight friends or whatever, and then Peeta is like “oh b-tee-dubs, I have a massive crush on K-dog” and they just decided it perfectly fit into their plans?
I’m so jealous that their breakfast has bread baskets 😩😩😩 I know they’re headed to the slaughter but still. Bread.
if you like, I'll coach you separately. Decide now." "Why would you coach us separately?" In case one of you ... not naming names .... Peeta .... wants to reveal your lifelong crush on live television 😎😎😎
Also Haymitch is like “make an important decision but take zero time to consider it, I’m tired and hungover, kids, idc for your drama 😒”
Which as an auntie to a wonderful little two year old ... is v relatable 😅🥲🙃🤭
“And I already know what yours is, right? I mean, I've eaten enough of your squirrels." I wanna make a dirty joke here so badly but the lord himself is saying no.
“Town families usually eat expensive butcher meat. Beef and chicken and horse.” Ohhh this is interesting. Katniss believing Peeta and the other merchants live high on the hog while Peeta is later is like “I eat expired bread for every meal, Katniss” I mean, better than starving like her, but also not how she’s painting the picture in her mind. 😶😭
Also Katniss never mentions horses in Twelve, where’s the butcher getting horses from to slaughter and sell? That’s why Katniss never sees them, Samantha, duh 🙄
“I can't do anything. Unless you count baking bread.” "Sorry, I don't.” This was such a quick and matter of fact brush off, poor Peeta 😭😭😭 my baby I’m still rooting for you don’t worry you got this
Also. Lowkey, highkey, that tiny exchange triggered me. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Those awkward moments where people brush me off or glance over me live in my head. Rent free. For life.
I wonder sometimes often times if Katniss’ father and Gale’s father knew each other? Both hunted and worked in the mines. Just a random sidebar 😅🤭🤐🙃
“She’s excellent” He’s so proud of his wife 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
So uh.... is it safe to say Mr. Mellark is an Everlark fan? If he likes and admires Katniss and Peeta and him apparently have some kind of close-ish bond (okay, maybe not but maybe) then perhaps he is carrying the shipper banner back in Twelve for them 🥳🥳😎😎
Katniss, you dingaling, of course he noticed you 🙄🙄🙄
Peeta compliments her and her instant reaction is “what are you doing, weirdo?” 😅😭
“Don’t underrate yourself” Peeta, love of my life, take your own advise. Stupid. 😪😪😪
“I've seen you in the market. You can lift hundred-pound bags of flour” Katniss in the market, staring across the way at Peeta, 👁👄👁, watching him lift flour over his shoulder.
“He came in second in our school competition last year, only after his brother." This is criminally undiscussed. Peeta being a wrestler alone is undiscussed but also.... did you go to his matches, Katniss? Miss Anti-Social, Hunting-First-Everything-Else-Later? 😏😏😏 If this ain’t proof of her lil crush idk what is
“All you need is to come up with a knife, and you'll at least stand a chance.” “You'll be living up in some tree eating raw squirrels and picking off people with arrows.” Does no one else realize that Katniss and Peeta literally took the other’s advise for the first part of the games? How did Peeta get in with the Careers? The way she just said. Where is Katniss when Peeta and the Careers discover her? High up in a tree. Okay, this maybe didn’t compute right but I had a thought here so I said it
Peeta’s mother is just a monster. Who says that crap? 😔😔😔 don’t worry, baby, I’m rooting for you
“She said, 'She's a survivor, that one.' She is” Yeah, she is, no thanks to you, Mrs. Mellark 😤. Stingy ho.
Peeta’s got pain in his eyes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Awww, Katniss accrediting her survival to Peeta’s help 😭😭😭😭. This is so pure. Also kiss now, you little freaks.
“She has no idea. The effect she can have.” This is such an iconic line... but the can has always had me laughing. She can have an effect, if she really wants to. Or not, depending on the day.
Katniss is so stupid, how did she construe that as an insult??? 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ y’all ever just wanna smack her into a wall?
“In public, I want you by each other's side every minute” If Peeta didn’t have a long life crush, what was the ultimate plan with all this friendship act they’re being forced into? 🤔🤔🤔
Even Peeta’s trying to object to it 😭😭😭😭
“You will be together, you will appear amiable to each other.” You will fall in love. 🤩🥳😎
“I bite my lip and stalk back to my room, making sure Peeta can hear the door slam.” Okay, now imagine how much she’s hurting his feelings right now 😖😣 what a little brat
“But that didn't mean I wanted to do everything with Peeta. Who, by the way, clearly doesn't want to be partnering up with me, either.” Lolololololololol this is so funny in hindsight 🤣🤣🤣. Also if you showed a little enthusiasm, Peeta would probably be happy to partner with you.
“But a tiny part of me wonders if this was a compliment. That he meant I was appealing in some way.” No, really, Katniss? A compliment? Who’d give you one of those? 🙄🙄🙄
“It's weird, how much he's noticed me. Like the attention he's paid to my hunting.” A normal person at this point would put together a crush 😅
“And apparently, I have not been as oblivious to him as I imagined, either. [...] I have kept track of the boy with the bread.” Anddd a normal person would figure out their own crush at this point 😅😅.
“I do a quick assessment. Peeta and I are the only two dressed alike.” We stan a matching couple in this house 😎😏
“Almost all of the boys and at least half of the girls are bigger than I am” That means 18 out of 24 tributes tower over my girl here. Smol Katniss. The movies did such erasure on this front I’m still bitter 🤐😒😤😩
“I may be smaller naturally, but overall my family's resourcefulness has given me an edge in that area.” Just a tiny muscular thing standing next to a bunch of tall, lanky kids. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Awww “Each [Career tribute] must have fifty to a hundred pounds on me.” I mean ... let’s calculate. A muscular girl would probably weigh like 150 pounds... so basically Katniss is at most, 100 pounds. Tiny Katty.
“I'm thinking that it's lucky I'm a fast runner when Peeta nudges my arm and I jump.” This is a random, cute interaction 😍😍😍. Shipper blinders are on and tight.
“Suppose we tie some knots.” “Right you are.” I legitimately just scratched my face, who says right you are? An 87 year old man, that’s who 😅😅😅. Not turning your girl on very well, Peeta baby.
Although it does sound a bit like a backwoods southern thing soooo.... hillbilly Everlark nation rise. 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
“We concentrate on this one skill for an hour until both of us have mastered it.” Awww, so Peeta knows how to tie a snare? He’s not as clueless as half the fandom acts.
How exactly is frosting cakes equating to amazing camouflager in a death match? Books crack me up with these connections. “I’m an amazing artist because I write birthday cards!”
Lolololol Prim admiring her future brother-in-law’s handiwork 🥰🥰🥰🥰 too bad she dies before they can get together for real for real.
“Somehow the whole thing - his skill, those inaccessible cakes, the praise of the camouflage expert - annoys me.” Dude, you get praised by everyone and their brother while Peeta gets overlooked, give him a moment to shine. 😑🙄 jealous wife much?
Also she’s already picking up on Peeta’s eye for beauty 😅😅😅
“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.” "Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you'll find in the arena. Say it's actually a gigantic cake-“ "Say we move on.” She’s such a little snot. 😒😒😒
But also I love that already in this point of their relationship, Peeta is noticing when she’s being a brat 😭😂😅. “Don’t be so superior.”
“Despite Haymitch's order to appear mediocre, Peeta excels in hand-to-hand combat, and I sweep the edible plants test without blinking an eye.” Lolololol their mentor’s advise went into one ear and right out the other 😂😅🤣.
But also why did the movie make a point in adding an extra scene of Peeta looking weak and the Careers staring at him? That literally took up time and served no purpose at all. 😤😤😤 I’m coming for you, Gary Ross
Awww, everyone but the careers eat alone. But Katniss and Peeta eat together 🥺🥺🥺. It’s like a forced first date 🥳🥳🥳
I like how Katniss says they include bread from every district but she then proceeds to only mention the two districts that later have relevant tributes. 😅😅😅
Lolololol their fake friendship “laugh ... now! Okay, I’ll smile, try to say something interesting”
“Ever since I slammed my door, there's been a chill in the air between us.” Well yeah, you probably hurt his feelings 🥺🥺🥺
Umm, Katniss just casually drops that she was chased by a bear.... how did homegirl live? 😬😳
Peeta knowing Rue’s name and being the one to take notice of her first 🥺🥺🥺. If the games had come down to Katniss, Peeta and Rue, y’all know Everlark would have swallowed the berries and gotten Rue home. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“Don't. Don't let's pretend when there's no one around.” "All right, Katniss.” He made a single comment to you, ding dong. He didn’t ask for a goodnight kiss 🙄🙄🙄.
Also anyone ever think of how lonely Peeta’s life must be? He’s not close to his family that we can see, Delly’s his only real friend, after he wins he lives in that huge house all alone... I feel sad now. I did this to myself. 😬😭🥺
Katniss’ “Oh! The weapons!” When she sees the bows and arrows is so cute 🥰🥰🥰
Katniss has such a rage built up inside of her. Let it out, girlfriend
See, I’d have done this too but in my rage, I’d probably have shot a real person and not the pig ... goodbye, Plutarch 👋🏻
Andddd I think that’s all for this chapter! Sorry my comments weren’t as interesting as usual 😬.
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