An extremely controversial ranking of Mariokart 8’s 95 courses.
I know there’s 96 but I’ve missed one and can’t figure out for the life of me which one it was. Please help.
Wii rainbow road - nostalgic banger, made easier in this game tho
3DS rainbow road - fucking beautiful, was my number 1 but wii just had a special place in my heart
Big blue - a masterpiece
Mount wario - another masterpiece
Coconut mall - let down by its remakes but still a classic
Maple treeway - pumpkin spice latte
Waluigi stadium - it’s fucking waluigi stadium
Daisy circuit - a beautiful and classic course
Sunshine airport - the star cup in 8 is just the best cup
DK’s snowboard cross - prefer Wii’s but I still love it nonetheless
Waluigi pinball - DS had me in a chokehold
Daisy cruiser - mesmerising
Squeaky clean spirit - probably the best new course out the whole pack
Bowser’s castle 3 - simple but fucking amazing
Bowser’s castle - a banger
Mute city - speed
DK mountain - why are the turns harder to pull off in 8
Peach gardens - was my favourite as a 6 year old
Excitebike arena - carnage
DK Jungle - the great banana
Dolphin shoals - George Michael
Electrodrome - boing
Singapore speedway - shiny
Moonview highway - wii nostalgia
Merry mountain - um overhated it’s fucking Xmas themed
Wario stadium - again, loved it on DS and 8 did it justice as a remake
Koopa cape - the most butchered wii remake
Rosalina’s ice world - SUPER OVERHATED IDC I LOVE IT THE MUSIC WAS BEAUTIFUL IN 8 DEFINITELY A STEP UP FROM 3DS SUCK MY DICK
Royal raceway - pretty pink
Yoshi valley - playing this with noobs is the best
Melody motorway - 3DS nostalgia
Grumble volcano - meh
Mushroom gorge - best on wii
64 rainbow road - meh, still fun
Wario’s goldmine - prefer it on 8 cause wii was just rage inducing
SNES rainbow road - shroom high
Shy guy falls - mew woosh
Kalimari desert - meh
Piranha plant cove - ooh pretty :0
Hyrule Circuit - dun duuuun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun
Cloudtop cruise - meh
Mario circuit - can’t even remember which one this was
Toad harbour - used to love it but now I get bored
Yoshi’s island - never played it so don’t really care
Boo lake - good remake
Tick tock clock - got bored of this one
Cheep cheep beach - loved it on DS
Vancouver velocity - music is alright
Mario kart stadium - boring
Ribbon road - pretty good (would swap rankings but I cba)
Rainbow Road 8 - I wanna like it but it’s just so meh
Moo moo meadows - fight me
Piranha plant pipeway - alright I guess
Baby park - mehhhhhhhh
Mario circuit DS - mehhhhhhhh
Alpine pass - done dirty
Sydney sprint - eh
Toad circuit - get fucked
Sweet sweet canyon - cool aesthetic lame ass gameplay
Paris promenade - alright
Choco mountain - overhyped
Thwomp ruins - not keen
Mario circuit - again I don’t know which one this is
Sherbet land - no
Snow land - no
Koopa city - I like the vibe but I hate it online
Animal crossing - mEh
Riverside park - a let down
Donut plains 3 - heheheheheb 69
Athens dash - alright
Bangkok rush - mEh
New York Minute - eh?
Berlin Byways - music is good but it’s boring
Tokyo blur - for Tokyo this sucks
Toad’s turnpike - womp womp
Water park - water who
Twisted mansion - just put luigi’s mansion in instead and we’ll all be happy
Madrid drive - this comes up like 50 times online and I hate it
Sunset wilds - boring
Dry dry desert - I hate the desert ones
Ice ice outpost - wouldn’t pick it
Super bell subway - liked it at first but it got old quickly
Wild woods - sick of it
Sky High Sunday - an eyesore
LA laps - not enough shit
Shroom bridge - had enough shit
Sky garden - let down
London loop - easy, boring
Rome avanti - the city tracks just flop huh
Ninja hideaway - I HATE IT I HA IT HATE IT
Mario circuit 3 - why is this in every game
Amsterdam drift - I hate the dutch
Dragon driftway - I cant stand it
Bone dry dunes - worst track ever
Cheeseland - wait no, this is. I hate cheese land. It makes me feel sick. I’m lactose intolerant but I love cheese. But I hate cheese land. Whenever anyone picks it I officially hate them as much as I hate this course. Kill it. Burn it. Erase it. Get rid of it.
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