#maribat bee movie au

[moonlitceleste]

wanna-bee your honey

bee movie au masterlist ao3

happy third birthday to the bee movie au!! i wrote this quite hastily yesterday but thought i needed to do something to commemorate this anniversary. hope this gets you buzzed! :)

“...and so, we decided his punishment would be to watch the Bee Movie,” Tim finished with a flourish.

“The Bee Movie?” Marinette made a face. “That’s quite a…targeted consequence for losing a bet.” The bet in question was over how much money Bruce would fork to prevent Jason from telling a reporter about him and Batman’s torrid love affair. The answer was nothing—though it was probably because he knew no one would believe it. Wouldn’t stop Vicki Vale, though.

“Why that movie specifically? Does he have a vendetta against it or something?” Marinette questioned further.

“He does, actually.” Steph piped in. “‘Capitalist propaganda,’ he claims, but it’s gotta be more than that. We thought that if we made him watch it, we’d finally find out why.”

She nodded. That made sense.

“Y’know,” the blonde continued, “he always gets weird around bee-themed heroes too, so maybe he just doesn’t like bees in general.”

“He’s not very buzzed about them,” Marinette observed. Tim groaned, but Cass and Dick reached over to give her a high-five.

“We’re watching it tonight, so make sure to bee there,” Dick told her. “You won’t want to miss this one.”

-

True to his words, the Wayne kids were all gathered in a swarm around the projector that night.

“Where’s the queen bee?” Marinette asked.

“Dunno, but he’s gotta be somewhere in the hive.”

“We are not doing this,” Duke spoke to the air.

He was saved from death by puns at the sight of Damian escorting Jason into the room. Escorting was a loose term, considering the katana the shorter brother was currently brandishing across his throat.

“I have apprehended the convict,” he said. He let go of Jason, who fell to the ground with an oof. “Not to worry. I confiscated his bee-bee guns.”

“Damian!” Marinette cooed, and smothered him in a hug. She was so proud. “My honey’s all grown up.” He scowled at her but made no move to push her away.

“Don’t bee such a buzzkill,” Dick said to Jason, resting a hand on his shoulder.

“I hope you all go to hell.”

-

“Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop,” Vanessa said to Barry, waxing poetic about her fuzzy more-than-a-friend.

In what seemed like an odd mirror of the situation, Marinette leaned over to whisper to Jason. “Are you okay?”

He had seemed mildly uncomfortable at the beginning of the movie, but she was beginning to get concerned. His posture was uncomfortable stiff, he had uncharacteristically drawn into himself, and his face was awfully red…

“Do you want to leave?” she prompted. 

Jason whispered something under his breath, but it was indistinguishable.

“Don’t be such a mumble bee,” Marinette said, followed by a sheepish ‘sorry.’ The situation was funny at first, but now she was worried that the Bee Movie was emotionally triggering for Jason. Perhaps the failure to overturn capitalist institutions reminded him of his failure to get Bruce to understand his moral stance on killing, or…something.

There was no response aside from the slight grimace that crossed Jason’s face, so she let it be. Bee. Haha.

The Wayne siblings were largely movie talkers, so it was easy to let herself get swept away in their commentary and the lightheartedness of the movie. When Ken attempted to swat Barry away, however, she felt a shift on the couch and heard Tim shout suprisedly. She turned around to see Jason slipping out the door.

“I’ll get him,” she said immediately. The rest of them had already stood up, but she sent them a look. They all knew that crowding Jason wouldn’t help, and he would be the most willing to listen to her.

“Pollen, buzz on!”

She winced at both the suit and the raised brows she received, but it was her only choice! Pollen had been curious about the movie, and she would have to be a real wasp to turn them down. 

“Time to get down to bees-ness.”

-

Plan A of calling Jason on his phone didn’t work, so Marinette was forced to resort to plan Bee. It didn’t take long to track him to the top of a roof, and even less time to get herself there.

When she landed, Jason moved deeper into the shadows, his body carefully angled away from her. She could hardly make out his face in the darkness. “Go away,” he said, but it didn’t sound like he really wanted her to leave.

“Come on, Jason. You can tell me what’s wrong. I won’t make fun of you.” Marinette edged closer towards him with carefully small steps. It felt like she was trying to approach a spooked animal.

“Marinette,” he warned, but the force behind his words was getting weaker.

“Whatever it is, I’ll try my best to help you. It’s okay.”

Jason snapped out of his reverie in a flash. He took a step forward in his panic, then back, but it was too late. Judging by the widening of her eyes after she looked down, there was no doubt that Marinette had seen it. God, he wished he had a fucking ‘bee-bee’ gun to hold to his head right now.

“Jason? Wait, no, come back—”

He ran and pointedly did not heed her words. In fact, he was planning on never coming back. If the universe was on his side at all, his grappling hook would miss the next roof and he would never return to the land of the living.

Of course, the universe hated him, so he was quickly immobilized by the Bee Miraculous’s venom ability.

-

Marinette couldn’t believe it. Jason’s beehavior all made sense now: his refusal to watch the Bee Movie, his unwillingness to be seen—she just never thought it was because it gave him the urge to stick his finger into a honeypot.

“Sorry. Does it sting? No, stop glaring at me, that wasn’t a pun. Okay, maybe it was.”

The situation was a little unconventional, but she couldn’t stand to see Jason so embee-rassed.

“Truth bee told, I’m a little confused. But!” she emphasized, “I’m not opposed, per se.”

Jason looked beewildered.

“What was it that Barry said…right. I can help you, ah, drain the old stinger.”

The confusion was still plastered across his face, so Marinette released him from the effects, trusting he wouldn’t fly away. Then again, according to all known laws of aviation, there was no way a bee should be able to fly, so maybe those weren’t to be trusted.

“Why?” Jason asked. She didn’t need to question what he meant.

“I’ve aways liked the taste of honey. And, conveniently, I have access to a magical bee costume…”

Was it an abuse of power? Perhaps, but she was the Guardian of the Miraculous, so it didn’t matter. “You’re so beeautiful,” Jason whispered, and leaned in.

Safe to say, after the buzz they caused from their pollination, they needed to buy some Plan Bee.

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BEE MOVIE AU TAGLIST

@lady-literature <333 @zorua-adorable

#maribat #cel's fics #celestewrites #jasonette #bee movie au

[bunathebunny]

Jasonette who meet on Tumblr and Jason uses Tumblr Blaze to sponsor the Bee Movie script post and Marinette the one who sees it on her dash and just copies the whole thing into Jason's askbox

#babies love chaos #mari: get a taste of your own poison bestie uwu #maribat #jasonette #mutuals can be used on tumblr too right??? #so theyre mutuals #bee movie au #no i just post anything with the bee movie as bee movie au #yes yes the post below inspired me uwu

[pencil-for-a-dog]

Ok, I just made this for the pun, no gonna lie

I hope that you all see jasonette bc it was the intention

Have a happy Valentine's day!

#maribat #my fanart #maribat bee movie au #I did all this draw just for a pun #no regrets #6 HOURS #IT WORTH IT #i hope so #i just hope everyone could see Jason and Marinette bc i never learned how to draw jason and Marinette isn't marinette without her pigtails #ª #i almost forgot #jasonette #romantic jasonette #how do the English people call February 14th?? #For English people i mean English speakers #srry #i don't even know how to draw :( #no background #unless you say that white is -indeed- a background

[bisexualsforprompto]

Y’all know how the way to tell if someone is on tumblr is the shoelaces and president thing right?

What if for maribat it was

“Ya like jazz?”

“No, Jason.”

We can find our kind immediately

@moonlitceleste @lady-literature @pawsitivelymiraculous I’m tagging you all since you did this to me

#maribat #maribat bee movie au #I still hate that that is a tag #Jasonette

[pawsitivelymiraculous]

@moonlitceleste

You coming?

I was actually going to make an effort with this but then I remembered that there are a lot of other things I should be doing sooo yeahhh

#maribat #ml x dc #mlb x dc #my art #maribat bee movie au #bee movie au #jasonette #why is bee! jason a thing anyway? #bee!jason #my trash art

[sunflowers-and-mooncakes]

Had to take a break but do you like jazz

Are you pollen my leg? You better not bee.

As luck would hive it, jazz happens to bee one of my favorites.

🐝 🐝 🐝

#maribat bee movie au #bee movie au #ya like jazz #the bee movie #bees are upon us #not the bees #cat speaks #cat’s asks

[miraculousmelodies]

Bee movie au curse is lowkey affecting my calligraphy.

@moonlitceleste you happy?

#maribat bee movie au #bee movie au #maribat #whyyy

[itsmeevie01]

Hey do you like jazz?

NO, Jason

OK

But the funny thing is that i have all sorts of Maribat Bee stuff in my que right now 😬

And yes, i do actually like Jazz.

(ok but how did this make it to my inbox when I JUST FOUNT THIS AU THIS MORNING???)

#maribat #maribat bee movie au #jasonette #how did this make it to me?? #im honored man

[icerosecrystal]

Pet Names?

Marinette: Jason and I don’t use pet names.

Tim: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Marinette: Honey?

Jason: Yes, dear?

Marinette:

Tim: Don't ever lie to my face again.

#maribat #daminette #incorrect quotes #bee movie au #kinda? #its cute

[bunathebunny]

At first I wrote this for Jasonette July but I never got around to finish it so I prettied it up a bit :P

I miss the Bee Movie AU :’((

For as long as she can remember, the first words that her supposed soulmate would say to her has been inked right on her inner wrist. They are three little words, right there, just on her left wrist, in what would be her soulmate’s writing.

She thinks of them often. Of how they would meet. Of what her soulmate would be like.

She was not prepared to be hanging out at a bar in Gotham and hearing those exact three words from the man sitting next to her.

“Did you just use a Bee Movie quote as a pick-up line?”

#maribat #jasonette #when will the bee movie au return from the war??? #blem blem blem

[moonlitceleste]

guys guess what IT’S BEE MOVIE AU MONTH

in exactly 11 days it’ll bee the anniversary of my beloved child

i have so many releases planned but this last month has been insanely busy for me so idk if i’ll have anything out in time but i will certainly try

#maribat #bee movie au

[miraculouspenta]

Hey do you like jazz

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Is this literally you asking or are you just quoting the movie? 😂 I do like jazz but I don't prefer it.

@moonlitceleste

#maribat #bee movie au #maribat bee movie au

[bisexualsforprompto]

Please @moonlitceleste @lady-literature one of you explain why I spent time on this

#get me out of this hell #maribat #maribat bee movie Au #I hate that that is a tag that now exists #Jasonette #now the antis are REALLY gon think we on crack #it’s okkkkkk it’s okkkkk

[pawsitivelymiraculous]

Yo @moonlitceleste wanna hear a cursed idea?

Okay so, AU where the mouse miraculous only makes it's holder shrink if it's combined with another miraculous. Unless the person is already multimice when they combine the miraculous. (Like kwamibuster)

This allows Marinette to literally turn into a tiny bee if she combines it with the bee miraculous.

And yes, the bee miraculous has bee wings and the ability to fly.

Now originally I thought Marinette could just hang out with bee!Jason, but now that I've read your fanfic I... I don't wanna think about what she could do.

So I'm going to leave that up to your cursed mind :D

(Also, LadyLiterature if you're reading this I want you to know that A. I didn't tag you because I respect you and B. I'm sorry you probably had to read this anyway.)

💕💕💕

#why am i like this #plz don't hate me #plz dont take this seriously #why is bee! jason a thing anyway? #bee movie AU #marinette dupain cheng #ml x dc #mlb x dc #maribat #maribat bee movie AU

[unsuccessful-tired-birb]

Im not even ashamed, im almost pround(?) Keyword being almost(?)

This is mostly for that idea of @moonlitceleste that began the Bee Movie AU

#maribat #ml x dc #mlb x dc #fanart #artists on tumblr #jasonette #bee movie au #this is a cult now #my artwork

[artxyra]

So this au invaded my inbox and I didn’t know what it was until I checked the maribat tag. I felt like it was time...

#maribat #bee movie au #I REGRET NOTHING #shits and giggles