#many such cases.
> Roman politician using popular violence as a political tactic
> searches him up
> tribune of the plebs
> that鈥檚 what I thought.
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battled and slew the physical manifestation of my trauma with a sword and now i'm not paralysed by the fear and loathing instilled in me by my negative experiences during childhood anymore but i do have PTSD about killing things with swords
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this tweet is another piece of fundamental hockey theory and criticism to me
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gender outlaws? what about gender in-laws. genders that are related to you but also really fucking annoying
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this could mean nothing.
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best and funniest thing in the world is saying ""im literally always saying this" about a sentence no one has ever uttered aloud before in human history
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american leftists be like "yes there is an ongoing genocide in palestine + a million other life saving causes you could be donating to instead but if you have extra money won't you pretty pwease donate to my top surgery fund 鉂わ笍 if you don't it means you want me to kill myself btw"
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i know that smile is fake and you鈥檙e trying so hard to hide the centuries of agony. btw.
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Fucked up human/youkai relationship where instead of a youkai-like human getting with a youkai, its a human-like youkai getting with a human.
relationship between a human-like youkai and youkai-like human but they overshoot each other and somehow the youkai ends up being the normal one in the relationship
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stop flashing those big brown eyes at me you know I can't say no to you when you do that
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Only Sephardic guy at the Ashke synagogue.
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i'm having a realization about fanfiction but i can't say it here because it's mean.
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my fave thing about having friends and partners who share my taste in characters despite having Wildly different fandoms is that i can often send angsty song lyrics like "i bet this fits one of your blorbos, right??" and they'll be like "HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS HYPERSPECIFIC SONG ABOUT A FATALISTICALLY LOYAL CHILD SOLDIER WOULD BE RELEVANT TO ME" and i'm like "listen. my guy. there is Always a fatalistically loyal child soldier."
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I love when I accidentally achieve octopath sidequests just by following my own whims. An npc was annoying me so I had throne attack him, and some other npc went thank god. he is so annoying. here鈥檚 ten thousand dollars
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They asked cole sprouse if jughead could be gay and he said ? No.
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made this for me and my partner feel free to save if youre ever experiencing a moment of dyke despair
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