#make it a working museum

[nethnad]

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same #they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO #anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually #and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something #otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again #dw #threegado #doctor who #thoschei #third doctor #delgado!master

[blackkatdraws2]

Giggling about this [Achromatic Loop AU/non-canonical]

Original Image:

#tsp achromatic loop au #wow i REALLY need to make more about them #I dont want their AU to be overshadowed by Blank Scripts #Blank Scripts is worldbuilding driven while Achromatic Loop is character driven #and I think it's a bit obvious which of the two I like more lmao [sorry Achromatic Loop AU eaugh your little sibling here is more fun] #by this point im pretty much just borrowing ideas and concepts from The Stanley Parable #this is an AU but its also an original work of mine #its up to you which one you consider it as #but i see it as a bit of both #either way im having a lot of fun creating these things #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #my drawing museum

[omaano]

... and then Fennec got to make exagerated funny faces at the baby while Boba and Din figured themselves out after the exhibit.

I'd thought I was going to miss the deadline for the @bobadinweek's AU bingo with this one since it got away from me a little, but with the extension I'm more than on time! So here is the Soulmate sqaure fill for my card - I know it's pushing more of a 'reincarnation AU' possibility, but I don't have that on my card, and those two are related anyway. So technically I doubled down on it 😌

#bobadin #bobadinaubingo #boba/din #boba x din #boba fett #din djarin #fennec shand #grogu #the mandalorian fanart #tbobf fanart #tbobf #the mandalorian #sw fanart #my art #I really love grogu in the last one he turned out so cute #also dad is very well trained and he gives grogu a finger to hold on to at all times in a foreign environment #din takes his kid to museums fight me #I've cleaned up and worked that sappy bobadin sketch into the shape and form I really wanted to in the first one #and now I don't know how to proceed with the actual drawing XD #like I wanted to make it look like mando murals carved and painted into stone #but that's kinda void now isn't it? #what is left to do after this? #look I worked out that soulmate tattoo in great detail but it didn't translate to such a small scale #it's got tatooine sands and kamino waves and the moons #so if you know me that also means that they'll have to dig out cobb from the queerest part of this AU possible at some point #just saying

[livwritesstuff]

When Eddie and Steve first became parents, Robin made them a silent promise.

She swore to herself that she was going to give their children the most annoying gifts she could possibly find.

(To preserve the sanctity of their friendship, of course).

In 2006, when Moe and Robbie are five and three, Robin catches wind of the girls’ struggle to learn the appropriate places to put stickers. She found this out when Steve lamented to her for fifteen entire minutes about how difficult it is to get stickers off of clothing and walls and windows and light switches (everything, pretty much).

So it is with great delight that Robin adds two colossal books of novelty stickers to the collection of gifts she and Nancy were pulling together. She also gives them each a paint set and fabric markers.

Moe and Robbie were pumped, naturally. Steve and Eddie were not.

Robin: What? I just want to support their artistic endeavors!

Robin happens to think she went easy on them. She’d also seen a kids’ megaphone that she graciously vetoed (Hazel is still a newborn and still not sleeping through the night yet – she wants to bug them, not drive them off the ledge into total insanity).

The next year, she doesn’t hold back – not only does she give them the megaphone, but she also finds a slide whistle and a plastic recorder and a bucket of mega bouncy balls.

Over the years the girls get from their Aunt Robin – slime, kinetic sand, a karaoke machine that was only programmed with Disney Channel Original Musical soundtracks, prank kits, a cowbell, craft glitter, a rock tumbler, an ant farm. One year she gave all three of them Furbies.

This crusade is easy when the girls are little, because kids' toys are notably annoying as a baseline, but she has a harder time when the girls hit their teen years. Robin, however, is nothing if not committed to the bit, so she always manages to figure something out.

Robin: Do you think it’d be taking it too far to buy Moe that phone she’s been harassing them about.

Nancy: Uh, yeah.

Robin: What about the gerbil for Hazel?

Nancy: *thinking*

Nancy: That one’s fine.

#she’s gotta keep them on their toes #steve and eddie get their revenge by making donations in her name to other museums than the one she works at #”i thought you wanted to support the arts?” is their response #”i’m on their fucking *mailing list* now!” she tells them later #steddie #steddie dads #liv’s steddie dads verse #ronance #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

[marzipanandminutiae]

Good luck on the job application! I know you probably can’t (or don’t want to) describe what it is. Hopefully it’s full-time at least! Every time I remember that someone works multiple part-time jobs, I want to give y’all 40 hours and a salary and health insurance.

Thank you! It is indeed full-time. I really, REALLY hope I get it.

Sadly, my situation is not rare in the museum world. There are plenty of thirtysomething museum workers- some with advanced degrees; some like me who don't have a Master's but do have years of practical experience in the field -who are cobbling together part-time jobs to make ends meet.

Something something field that used to be run and staffed entirely by volunteers- wealthy retirees, single heirs to family fortunes (often queer), and married women whose husbands had lucrative careers -now full of people making it their living, but a lot of the higher-ups don't realize or respect that, something something

(which is absolutely NOT to discount those people's contributions! but the landscape used to be radically less "this pays my bills," and due to the gender roles of the time, the Spouse Makes The Money couples tended to involve a man bringing home the bacon)

#ask #museum work #greatpoetryfun #there are still a lot of Spouse Makes The Money couples in the museum world. just now many of them are gay

[eyluvu]

I want to pick jedediah up and put him in my pocket

#like puppy in my pocket #but its #jed in my pocket #pls hes so cute #PLEASE. #i just wanna take him out my pocket and make him lil hats #and have him on my desk while i cry over health and social work #and then like feed him crumbs of quavers #please. #natm jedediah #night at the museum jedediah #jedediah smith #natm

[sir-buddy]

Another shift of these goofy mfs.

#art #my art #traditional art #night at the museum #natm #jedtavius #jed and octavius #jedediah smith #gaius octavius #gay #def making them a college au #work doodles

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A digital drawing of Minos Prime from Ultrakill, who's wearing a strapless slit dress and sandals of the same deep purple. He faces towards and slightly to the right of the camera, his head is tilted further right. With one hand he gestures in a vague pointing motion, his arm folded and held close to his body. There is nothing in the background, but bracing himself on one arm, Minos is implied to be leaning against something about the height of a countertop. The background is a blank purplish black, save for three diagonal stripes in the colors of the bisexual flag. End ID]

Shading study that quite literally came to me in a dream two weeks ago, after this post apparently beamed itself into my mind

(also a few edits below the cut! they're very slight but whatever :])

[Start ID. Three different versions of the previous drawing. The first changes the tone of the lighting from blue to pink, and similarly the shading from pink to blue. The second replaces the faint black border with pink, purple and blue, syncing with the stripes in the background. The third combines both these changes. End ID]

#the tags got NERFED so let's try this again. #peridots-art #minos prime ultrakill #ultrakill #ask to tag #organs #...? gore maybe? for the whole ''transparent chest/visible cardiovascular system'' thing. not very detailed/realistic though so #i don't think this has all of the same charm as i usually find in my posts. but i tried my best to make it work so i don't think it matters #also ''not too happy with how this turned out'' is something i've seen tacked onto posts worthy of being preserved in museums #i heard someone say his snakes should be ball pythons. i'm not autistic about snakes so i decided to listen to the masters #i still have seven levels to p-rank before i can meet this guy!! halfway there (lust/greed and 1-3 remaining) i've only had my own copy #of ultrakill for a week and i already have 33 hours in. anyway he's grown on me i think. absolute bi king and only monarch i respect <3 #i think it's interesting how i now define my queerness by being gray-ace and trans when i first only identified with bisexual. it's still #an important part of me even if sometimes i forget. sorry that sounds completely unrelated but it's related to my feelings on this piece #anyway (i wonder how many ''anyway''s i've slapped on so far) i also find it interesting how often people draw him with this body type. #i think it's cool there's variety in how people draw the uk characters. it just kinda feels right here? i know i unfortunately don't draw #fat characters often at all (partially due to being a primarily fandom blog who likes to stick to canon designs. i wouldn't say i have #trouble with drawing a realistic amount of fat even on rather thin people though lol) but i try! also genuinely unsure what counts as like. #fat vs chubby? or whatever? i don't know exactly how the terminology works and a fair amount of minos' bulk is muscle anyway but. yeah 👍 #men are pretty in dresses my final message. goodbye

[cleocatrablossy]

#my art #it’s mako mermaid au time let’s fucking go. but I ignored the iconic tail design from the show for reasons of fun. #grian #pearlecentmoon #geminitay #impulsesv #jimmy solidarity #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #so pretty much how it starts is: Grian Pearl Gem Impulse and Jimmy are all mermaids. Scar and Cub work at a marine tours/museum type place. #cub’s in the museum area and scar leads diving tours off the mainland. they decide to look around the island to see if there’s anything the #should propose adding to the museum or tours. they spend the night and Scar falls into the moon pool. he gets dragged back to the surface #and figures it was a really weird dream so he and Cub go back to the mainland. meanwhile Gen Pearl Impulse Grian and Jimmy are freaking out #about what to do because a random human just fell into the moon pool during a full moon. they end up getting kicked out of the pod to go fi #this mess. Pearl ends up getting a moon ring from (undecided likely mermaid watcher character) and they end up getting legs via magic. #shenanigans ensue. it’s summer so they’re pretending to be tourists. and no they aren’t trying to track Scar down to kill him. just make hi #not a mermaid anymore. he probably won’t die from it. cub ends up finding out about the whole ‘scar is a mermaid’ thing pretty quickly and #decides to help out. especially with the whole hiding it while doing diving tours thing. more characters do appear but this lot’s the main #cast of the au. #by the way. fishy order is: sand devil shark- epaulette shark- orca(not a fishy)- clown loach- eviota sigillata- and guppy’s

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Eight] Outtakes!

I enjoyed taking pictures of these latest dates so much that I actually have some shots that didn’t make it in to the six-picture limit!

I figured I would post them alongside their aired episode to round off the dates, and honestly show off some of these shots because I really really really had a lot of fun taking them dhdhd

Look at this man, @retro-plasma… he boutta POUNCE!

[ 🌹 ]

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #josiah bolton by retro plasma #|| #the most frustrating part of this whole date was that after the timer ran up #these two got fucking flirty and wanted to grab-bag a million and one different things :| kissing hands and flirting and complimenting #the whole works!!! #but during the date??? josiah was like :D A MUSEUM!!!! #and dan was like UR SO HOT WHEN YOU TALK ABT MONUMENTS IMMA ASK YOU ABOUT MORE :) #so i’m taking it as josiah feeling out romantic interaction both like this and with dan for the first time #and after the date went well #he left feeling much more comfortable in moving forward #with being flirty and open with more of his feelings w dan #because sometimes this game makes no SENSE #they would have kissed if they were as flirty with each other during the date as they were after :| WTF BOYS #but ugh isn’t that hand shot just beautiful… #the intimacy… the soft pads of dan’s calloused fingers… mwah

[cryptvokeeper]

I think haunted museums are an underutilized concept

you take so many personal objects from peoples final resting places, at least SOME of that shit is gonna be haunted or cursed.

Night at the museum is the closest we as a society have come to a museum horror story and that’s a damn shame

#Give me a horror story in a museum #give me a theme abt the real horror being the way museums steal sacred or personal objects from their cultures #Give me a museum that knows it’s artifacts are malicious and killing security guards but they’d rather die than give up their status #I was gonna say movie but honestly make it an indie horror game #Fnaf doesn’t get a monopoly on security guard protagonists #Also cuz it’s be cool to run around a museum after dark #Recreate the entire British museum in blender and then make it spooky #I’m imagining a sort of walk around experience where you can read the plaques for different exhibits #And the plaques get more fucked up over the course of the night #Talking about how many people died to get it here or how a persons spirit is screaming for this to be returned #Idk what the gameplay would be maybe something a bit amnesia-esque #No weapon more of a run around and hide #Collecting key cards or codes you need to get to different areas and escape #I’ve never actually wanted to to make a video game but now I’m tempted nooooo #Ugh that’s be so much work #And yet #I’m thinking about all the statues with missing hands and heads and noses #Body horror potential #Museums are so big and twisty they’d be amazing

[blackkatdraws2]

The Curator (White) [Blank Scripts AU]

#tsp blank scripts au #[being honest here] I'm still not sure what her role in the worldbuilding (and story) is #because that's really what the majority of this AU is all about. worldbuilding #and I don't know what the Curator's role would be #but I do know her personality and I have ideas #I just don't know how it'll fit together just yet #meh I'll make it work somehow... somehow..... #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp au #tsp curator #curator tsp #my drawing museum

[shhh-secret-time]

No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.

Below I will present my case:

1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it

2) Your tags made me fall in love with it

3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours

4) I really want it.

Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.

Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!

Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.

I'll throw more in the tags!

#south park #stardew valley #Star Park AU #you want more?? #adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo! #they won't let you bring guns into the mines #thats dangerous you see #but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot #they laugh and give you a pistol #but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous #Scott is my favorite little loser #and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that #(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?) #Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights #If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights #Butters owns the museum #“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!” #PRECIOUS #Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?! #Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm #Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas! #Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings? #idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance #Cartman runs the general store #sells your crops back to the town #(at least the ones he doesnt keep.) #Kyle is the town doctor #he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots #that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad #shhh its a secret

[satellitedusterart]

10/18/23 - whitney-inspired pieces

[after ilana savdie, norman lewis & ruth asawa]

#my art #drawing i #i wish tickets werent 30 fucking dollars for a layperson but augh i wish all lf you the chance to go to the whitney at some point it was #incredible #so many beautiful works...so many impressive mediums...it was a treat #in any case these in particular were derived from 3 pieces i saw throughout the museum! i had to make a choice out of the like #Thirty pictures i took lmao

[orpheuslament]

i miss paris & i miss my baby & i miss being in paris with my baby

#wanna drink overpriced café crème in cute little coffee shops & hold hands & huddle under the same umbrella & have wine & cheese for dinner #& go to museums & hear you complain abt yr work & kiss & make love & & & & #❤️‍🩹 #sigh #dante.txt

[philippagordon]

hello everyone, I hope you're all doing great! just passing by to say i'm officially going to be a librarian :) follow your dreams kids

#took me a while but i got there! all on my own #quit my masters bc i had health issues and had an existential crisis moved out of my parents' to live with my sister #i didn't know what to do so i applied to volunteer in a retirement home i was paid a little and it literally saved my life #i found meaning and purpose again met incredible people and i still go there every sunday :) #but most importantly i met the director of the town's museum who recommended me to the library for a summer job #i got it and i loved it just like i imagined one of the librarian was retiring and she told me i should apply to replace her #so i did and after months of not knowing for sure if they would hire me i finally got the email! i'm starting in February #in the meantime i worked at a bookshop in paris which was also a cool experience #but i can't wait to start for real at the library #also did i mention the town i moved in (and where the library is ) is the town of my dreams? #it's calm there's a river and small shops and i also got an apartment with a balcony #2 years ago i thought my life was over i didn't think i would ever make it out #so if i can give a little hope to someone things do get better #i'd love to post again on this blog btw but i keep saying that and never do it 😭