#mafia voidmin

[cedar-sylvester]

don't worry your daughter technically isn't a cannibal because she doesn't eat other members of her species (to my knowledge)

...she kinda just goes into bezerk mode sometimes and I can't remember why

also good to meet you sir, I'm a friend of Iris!

-@mafia-voidmin

“Oh! Thank you for that knowledge. And any friend of Iris is a friend of mine…”

*Cedar smiled, and gave a slight bow*

“I’m glad someone has been there for Iris.. I really do hope she’s doing well. I worry she still resents me for letting everything go down.. but besides that, it is a pleasure to meet you…”

*Cedar was gesturing as in to ask for your name*

#cedar sylvester #loving father #they would so get along #mafia voidmin

[mafia-voidmin]

Voidmin would u glove me if I was a worm?

Child, I don't even know who you are.

*grabs by the scruff of his neck like a cat*

where in the sam hell do I put you? other than the garbage

where do you live?

#asks #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #mafia rp #mafia au #gummy the henry #gang gummy

[mafia-dia-smthidk]

Sir is everything alright??

why do you seem so agitated, did something happen?

-@mafia-voidmin

“Oh no it’s fine, I’m fine!”

“Don’t worry about it- I know what I’m doing…”

#sona mafia au #mafia dia #mafia voidmin #in character

[iris-sylvester]

*kicks door down with hands preemptively up*

Im sorry to barge in but I just leart there is a flower called an iris and thought you might like one since it has your name *gives you one* OKAYTHANKYOUBYENOW *speedwalks or if room with hands up*

also this is completely platonic

ALRIGHTY BYE-

-@mafia-voidmin

*She gasped*

“Oh my… how lovely! Goodness, flowers always make my day brighter.”

*she held the delicate flower and smiled.. oh how she loved receiving flowers, especially Iris’s.*

“Yknow, they don’t seem so bad. Also I gotta stop threatening people with guns….”

(AUGHHHHH I LOVE THE FLOWERS EHENENWNSNS I’m so tempted to draw flowers now 😖)

#iris sylvester #gang iris #mafia voidmin #she loves flowers! #she’s gonna trust you #his hands being raised up lol

[dia-smthidk]

how exactly does mafia members housing work?

does m!voidmin also love in the mansion or does he live in a dingy apartment because no one gives a shit about him?

you either live in the mansion or you don’t

it’s rlly up to you buddy 💃

#sona mafia au #mafia voidmin #dia-asks

[slinky-thewerm]

it says to not feed him skittles plural...

hmmm...

*gives one singular skittle*

-@mafia-voidmin

*Slinky cocked his head to the side, his googly eyes piercing into your soul*

*Slinky aggressively slithers towards the skittle and digests the entire thing, before staring at you, expecting more*

#slinky #“is this a joke? #skittles #let him taste the rainbow #he’s going to form a unbreakable bond to you

[mafia-voidmin]

Would u guys believe me if I told you he ascended to godhood in his latest 60s

"I glove my wife" 🥰

*looked away from gummy for 3 seconds to call cps*

so they'l- WHO ARE YOU?!?!

*looks around*

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE KID???

I-

*very meekly squares up*

*shaking* where the FUCK IS THE CHILD??

#voidmin was genuinely concerned for what he thought was a child #now this dumbass is trying to intimidate someone a foot tasller than him #for the kid he met 10 minutes ago #pure of heart dumb of ass #gang gummy #gummy the henry #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #mafia rp #mafia au

[mafia-voidmin]

That “child” is an old man…

But uh you should probably call Child Protective Services…

Can you believe that thing is married? 🤨

I refuse to believe either of those things, but yeah I have no clue why I didn't think of cps

@cringelord999

#gang gummy #ask #gummy the henry #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #mafia rp #mafia au

[mafia-voidmin]

I tolerate you. You not as cools as dash or mooshie

I struggle to tolettate U!!!!!1!1 GRRRR.R...RRRRRGRRRRR...

(Jk u my fav dont tell the gayothers tho)

"who put this child in my house??"

"WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???"

#mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #mafia rp #mafia au #gang gummy #gummy the henry #lord of cringe

[mafia-voidmin]

*bats my eyelashes*

Balls

...but why though?

#mafia au #mafia rp #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #ask

[mafia-dia-smthidk]

since we're taking about your opinions of other mafia members, what do you think of voidmin?

“Great member, but he gets locked outside the mansion...like a lot.”

#sona mafia au #mafia dia #mafia voidmin #in character

[mafia-voidmin]

Hmm… kinda gay 🫵

NO YOU'RE WRONG

I'm bi

#mafia au #mafia rp #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #ask

[iris-sylvester]

what happens when I feed Slinky skittles?

“…. He evolves… and then becomes very fond of you. It’s terrifying what Slinky can become, and what he will do for you. Why do you think he follows me around?”

#slinky is rabid #gang iris #iris sylvester #mafia voidmin

[mafia-voidmin]

Favorite flower?

(If you have one. I’m asking these for a reason!)

🙏

I don't really know a ton about flowers.

let's go with a peach rose?

seems like a safe pick.

#asks #mafia voidmin #mafia sona au #mafia rp #mafia au

[cedar-sylvester]

Normal guys… doing normal guy things…

Poor Iris…

Mafia!Voidmin belong to @voidmin

#cedar sylvester #loving father #cedarmin #mafia voidmin #iris sylvester #hehe #they totally never did anything weird #middle aged yaoi #mafia sona

[cedar-sylvester]

Daughters:

Iris ( @iris-sylvester )

Ivy (no blog.. yet?)

Ex Wife:

Dahlia

Acquaintances:

Mafia!Voidmin ( @mafia-voidmin )

Little Lady ( @littlelady-yourbeloved )

“Salutations, my friend…”

#Cedar Sylvester #Loving father