Percy fell 630 feet out of the gateway arch, nearly died, dragged himself out of the river and the first thing out of his mouth is an apology to Annabeth for *gently* pushing her into a stairwell to save her life
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Marine Biologist!Yuu: I want to hold a baby Octopus mer! Azul looks so cute as a baby!
Azul: Gladly, if you accept this ring first.
Marine Biologist!Yuu: Is that a black sea pearl?! I've always wanted to study the calcium composition of one of these! You're so thoughtful Azul~
Azul: (-_-)
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Aight Tumblr, let's talk Himbo!
We all agree that there are three main attributes to being a Himbo, Kindness, Muscle and Build, and Generally being a dumbass, which got me thinking, there are plenty of characters who are two of these attributes, but not all three, so I put together this venn diagram to better show case who is and isn't a pure Himbo.
Pure of Heart - Kindness, not a single piece of negativity in one's body, think like Mickey Mouse or SpongeBob. Can have a mean side, bit in general are kind and loving people.
Strong of Arm - Strength, build, power, think super strength like Kenshiro, or casual strength like Minecraft Steve
Dumb of Ass - Morons, idiots, no braincells at all, think Peter Griffin or Homestar Runner.
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Based off today's episode Wrecker def drinks milk right from the carton while standing in front of the fridge.
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Mobius, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Loki: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Would u guys believe me if I told you he ascended to godhood in his latest 60s
"I glove my wife" 🥰
*looked away from gummy for 3 seconds to call cps*
so they'l- WHO ARE YOU?!?!
*looks around*
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE KID???
I-
*very meekly squares up*
*shaking* where the FUCK IS THE CHILD??
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the one true love of Luffy's life <3
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i open my tumblr imagine i see a mcr post and i wonder wow my mutual would really enjoy this! only to check who reblogged it and sonofabitch he's got to it first (love you bestie)
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