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blookmallow · 5 years

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so much is happening

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luke directly calling out the censors

me too man

maya fey is dead, phoenix

i always catch everyone making the WORST faces lmao i dont know what the fuck phoenix is doing but, WHAT!!!!!! HEY

i fuckign did it again ignore layton’s face but!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! THERE SHE IS

and layton’s also not a statue!!!

i dont have screenshots for a huge chunk of time here but the fire pit was a trick and maya actually got transported out to the woods outside the town where theres Mysterious Figures lurkin around who serve the Great Witch who is somehow not bezella or a witch but shes called that anyway and theres ancient ruins around and everythings very mysterious

the storyteller writes the final chapter saying hes going to be killed by bezella who will then be executed as the great witch and everyone will live happily ever after except the storyteller bc hes gonna get dead, fire dragon shows up, all goes as he said it would but now it looks like espella is bezella and we’re back at the witch trials again

he says, to a dog

ok i was SURE that either. eve was bezella in disguise and was really the mastermind behind it all, or that darklaw was bezella and the cat was HER familiar spying for her (or that. darklaw was bezella and was the cat) but. darklaw and the cat are both here so shes not. the cat, anyway

genius. no one will suspect anything

holy shit

what is going on with this guy,

OH

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry the lighting’s so bad but

YEA everyone knows its impossible to draw something that you havent personally witnessed firsthand. thats why nobody has ever drawn a dragon until this moment. drawing something is decisive evidence that it exists and the artist saw it with their own eyes. im a lawyer

#lucy plays layton v wright #scooby dooby queue

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blookmallow · 5 years

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well, this has taken a fuCKING TURN,

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i cannot FUCKING believe this

again

how many times has this girl been tried for murder now

I CANT BELIEVE PROFESSOR LAYTON IS FUCKING DEAD

how many GODDAMN TIMES is this man going to reappear in this court,

Professor Layton’s Severed Arm Added To Evidence

LET THE PARROT TAKE THE STAND

ok margaret ended up being a goat, which is still fucked up, but i couldnt remember the details of the basement and thought maybe there was a statue in there that was Really A Fucking Corpse The Whole Goddamn Time (or at least An Actual Person) and was about to lose my shit

jfc this fun adventure about puzzles and bakeries somehow became “i realized i was a witch, accidentally killed my goat (or effectively killed it anyway), and tried to fucking drown myself when i was like 10 years old, survived but never saw my parents again” what the fuck is happening anymore

also wait where did the sceptre come from. if she just Had it and never got it from another witch or something. if you’re born a witch are you just. born with a sceptre

“we found this man dead in his study, with clear marks on his neck where he was strangled, with a bottle nearby containing juice proven to be drugged with sleeping potion. the butler has been proven/admitted to having drugged and strangled him. however, SOME FUCKING HOW, suicide,” i hate ace attorney (i love it but i hate it)

:(

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO NO!!!!!!!!!!!

and luke/phoenix are both still insisting she’s not really bezella despite this sudden confession so im. assuming she isnt really and just tried to claim she was so she could be the sacrifice to end the witch trials, which is. holy shit, but also like... nobody does anything to validate that claim. they all just accept it. no one asks her to prove shes a witch or anything. literally anyone could have claimed to be bezella and the court would’ve just been like “yeah that sounds right”

i mean not that anyone else would do that considering thats an immediate death sentence but still. what if they kill her and then discover that bezella’s still alive. would the witch trials start again. and if the trials are to end with bezella’s death then does that mean witchcraft would just. be legal, then. just because that one witch isnt around anymore. this is a fucking stupid system

i mean i guess thats The Point, but

ANYWAY I DIDNT GET PICTURES FOR A WHILE BC SHIT WAS GOING DOWN BUT UH. MAYA TRIED TO RESCUE ESPELLA AND GOT FUCKING THROWN INTO THE INFERNO. THAT HAPPENED. I SAW THAT SHIT HAPPEN. NOTHING STOPPED IT AT THE LAST SECOND OR ANYTHING IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED

MAYA FEY IS FUCKING DEAD. SHE JUST GOT BURNED ALIVE IN AN IRON MAIDEN THING. WE ALL JUST SAW THAT HAPPEN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

i mean theres no way in FUCK that really just happened and isnt gonna be undone somehow later, barnham says theres no way but like. theres gotta be, they cant just Do That, theres no fucking way maya fey canonically is brutally executed in a spinoff professor layton crossover, but fuck if i know how they’re gonna get us out of it

like, ok, layton turned to gold, theres probably a way to undo the spell and bring him back, but how the fuck do you undo “got fucking incinerated in front of everyone”

im guessing either time travel or some kind of like. ‘nothing that happened in labyrinthia really happened to layton/luke/phoenix/maya because they’re not actually part of the story and everything will be normal when they eventually leave’ but then again how can maya leave if she DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE,

this is so fucked up im gonna cry. what the fuck is happening

yes, luke, its juice. kegs full of juice. all the shadiest, roughest outcasts of the town just fucking love juice

also why tomato juice of all things. i think ‘everyone in labyrinthia is obsessed with tomato juice for no reason’ is actually worse than phoenix’s grape juice drinking problem in apollo justice

also barnham acknowledges that the storyteller “made” espella a witch by writing it into the story?? so like. why is anyone accountable for anything in this world. like. you’re apparently born a witch and cant control it/change it/etc already but... if the storyteller just. decided you’re a witch. why is that anyone’s fault. i dont understand labyrinthia at all

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blookmallow · 5 years

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weLL I GOT TO THE END

this is gonna be kind of. mixed up and out of order bc i actually finished it like weeks ago and never got around to putting together the liveblogs so like. i cant exactly remember which comments i was gonna make with which pictures/what order things happened in/etc, bear with me

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???? well SHIT

so like.....witchcraft and witches and all that are all stage tricks/illusions/hypnosis, which. ok a lot of “magic” can be done with technology and if this is a town where nobody is aware that kind of technology exists they’ll believe its witchcraft, BUT

this is still a town wherein a CHILD was ‘born a witch’ (how did she Know she was a witch?? how could she do magic if she was a kid and wasnt in on the whole thing with the shades??), believed she turned her childhood goat friend into gold (meaning the shades did that to her just to fuck her up), was distraught to the point of trying to fucking DROWN HERSELF and living in hiding as a boy and presumably never saw her parents again

what the fuck was the aim in doing that to a kid and her family

and like, this means the storyteller is directly responsible for Choosing which members of the town are going to be witches. he looks at peoples’ lives and just Decides ‘this person’s gonna get completely fucked over and live life thinking they’re a monster and having to hide from their friends and neighbors truly believing they’re going to be cast into a fire pit if anyone finds out what they are and will probably eventually have to go through a public witch trial in front of the entire town and experience the immense trauma of being sentenced to a horrible gruesome death and falling into the fire, even if they arent really hurt, and now have to live in the woods as an outcast of society carrying out whatever orders they’re given”

and he had to have been the one who said witches can only be women!! so he decided Only Women would go through this. he decided a child and a young girl would go through this and god knows how many others

also how the fuck did they do the thing with the witches chasing layton and luke in the beginning then bc they’re not hypnotized to believe whatever they’re told they see,

what the FUCK

EVERYONES JUST BEEN... UNDER AMNESIA AND HIGH ON HYPNOTIC INK THIS WHOLE TIME,

and everyone in town has a rare medical condition induced by the water that makes them fall unconscious when they hear a silver bell, bc thats...plausible,

like i guess. everyone was like. people who wanted to start over and forget their old lives for whatever reason (i was gonna call out the fact that theres children in this town but if its been 10 years its possible that young children could have been born and raised in the town since then) (but then, greyerl looks older than 10?) and consented to.... having their memories erased and being completely mind controlled, I Fucking Guess,

IM NOT BUYING IT EITHER PHOENIX,

but like one person in the crowd was going “wait yeah i just realized i cant remember my own mother’s face!!” how....did nobody in town realize that Everyone has no memory of their childhoods or their parents or anything. surely someone somewhere would’ve confided to someone the terrible amnesia they’re suffering from and had a “wait what the fuck me too” moment and it would’ve spread. surely the people with kids would have had to think about the fact that they dont remember being a kid/having parents/etc. surely those kids wouldve asked about their grandparents or ‘what was it like when you were a kid, mommy?’

“now now sweetie remember, dont touch that bell OR A WITCH WILL POSSESS YOU AND MAKE YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE” yea thats definitely how you talk to a child and will absolutely not backfire in any way

jfc though ‘i rang a bell that ended up causing everyone in town to fall unconscious at the same time and resulted in a fire that destroyed everything and killed everyone i know including my mom and my best friend’s mom’ is a FUCKING LOT to cope with, especially considering she was like 6,

so i guess... there is no actual real ‘bezella,’ eve the cat is. just a cat, but the name was subconscious memory of darklaw who is actually named eve and is actually the ‘grand witch’ of the woods and was in on it the whole time but isnt actually bezella or a witch but then theres no actual witches anyway, and technically i guess she is bezella bc ‘bezella’ was the one who destroyed the town and shes actually the one who rang the bell but none of that Really matters bc no matter who did it someone was going to end up ringing it anyway

ok EVEN IF you buy ‘everyone’s been hypnotized by weird ink into believing whatever the storyteller says but dont worry about it its totally legal bc they consented to this somehow even though they dont remember, and they were told they cant see pure black so anything pure black is invisible’

A) how does no one ever hear any sound from these machines. and if you argue that the machines are only ever used when people are knocked out,

B) how does NO ONE IN TOWN ever manage to accidentally bump into one and wonder what the fuck they just ran into. how does no one ever see a bird land on it or something. the bell tower was there the whole time covered in an ‘invisible’ black tarp but the wind never blew the cloth around. no one ever walked through that spot in the middle of the town square even though the vigilantes wouldnt have been guarding it yet bc they didnt know anything was there

alright is anyone else absolutely shipping espella and eve by the end of this nonsense though. i know shes described as being “like a big sister to her” but they’re not actual sisters, theres only a couple years age difference, and i mean, like,

look at this!!!!!!!!! harold they’re lesbians

see!!!!! they’re married now!!!!!

barnham is ROCKING that look

OH FUCK!!!!!!! OH SHIT OH FUCK THERE HE IS THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!! HE!!!!!

I WAS NT EXPECTING TO GET TO SEE EDGEWORTH AT ALL IM YELLING

also edgeworth definitely shouts OBJECTION as much or possibly even more than phoenix does so who are u calling annoying,

god fucking DAMN he cute tho. he has absolutely no business being this cute. look at that lil nose. fuck

#lucy plays layton v wright #scooby dooby queue

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blookmallow · 5 years

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oh yeah.... speaking of, i forgot the bonus stuff

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is he..... is he allowed to Do that

LAYTON YOU NEED TO STOP

see look what you’ve done now you’ve got phoenix doing it

so apparently eve has social anxiety and feels powerful when she’s in the witch outfit and talking rly dramatically so shes..... being bezella....when everyone knows who she is and knows witches arent real and everything.... shes just cosplaying to feel braver...... i Love her

it makes her feel important

remember when i said i didnt really like her. i changed my mind i would Die for her

as phoenix’s life flashes before his eyes

LAYTON LIKES PUNS

i cant decide whats funnier here, the fact that barnham did that or that darklaw apparently just stood there and waited to see if he was Ever gonna say anything

for an hour

maya knows whats up

that is THE cutest shit i have ever heard

ok layton’s definitely lowkey flirting with edgeworth,

thanks maya

YEA I BET HE WON, TOO

THEY NEVER TOLD US, YOU CANT SAY HE DIDN’T

hm. hes got a point

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blookmallow · 5 years

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i dont Like inquisitor darklaw but at the same time my gay lizard brain is just

girl.........pretty,

#lucy plays layton v wright #those. claw things on her hands? hot

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blookmallow · 6 years

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i was playing professor attorneys earlier and... the cat went missing. was described as a black cat with a purple scarf. suddenly darklaw shows up. with something on her head that looks like cat ears. black/purple colors. is darklaw the fuckign cat

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blookmallow · 7 years

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#lucy plays layton v wright #i dont have anything to say just look at these

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blookmallow · 7 years

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jfc luke

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blookmallow · 7 years

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does maya Know she’s perfect

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blookmallow · 7 years

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apparently that was not the correct evidence

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blookmallow · 7 years

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every ace attorney culprit: bursting into mad laughter in the middle of the courtroom and grinning insanely at the jury when im questioned will definitely prove my innocence

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blookmallow · 7 years

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