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golvio · 2 months
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The Gerudo were running the only functional cross-regional trade network left in Hyrule. Why couldn’t they have focused on that instead of the “Quest to Find A Man” and all the weird mail-order bride fantasies it brought with it?
I guarantee a merchant traveling all the way to Lurelin in a bid to create a seafood trade route who ultimately falls in love with one of the fishermen and decides to settle down there permanently would’ve made for a way better story than what we ended up with in canon.
Hell, you could’ve made Rhondson Hudson’s major supplier of cloth and uniforms after the latter realizes his company needs unified branding in order to look professional and advertise themselves, and had them decide to get married and join together as permanent business partners as well as husband and wife after getting into a trade relationship as well as a personal one. Then you could’ve had her paying attention to fixing his uniform in particular as a cute hint that they’d get together in the end, and have it feel more like Rhondson’s own decision that she actively pursued than her feeling pressured by societal convention to marry and reproduce before she hits a certain age and resigning herself to marrying the first man who expressed interest.
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trippygalaxy · 2 months
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What if OOT! link became the gaurdian of the lost woods?
What if his form shifted from flesh and bones into bark and roots? What if his presence was felt by every stranger that set foot on his soil, looming over them like the gnarled trees. What if he felt ever snapped twig, a hot shiver blazing down -what used to be- his spine as his peaceful home is disturbed. What if the guardian could move through the trees as if they were doorways with such speed that most assume the guardian teleport using said trees.
What if this guardian wore an old tattered cape, once belonging to his old self as protection from the cold, but it is now used for games by kindred spirits who giggle and play among the trees. What if the sword, once belonged to the old army man, is now used as a prop in lively plays as if it wasn’t stained with the blood of the deserving and those not. What if the overgrown, golden armour was used to bring melodies to the quiet forest? What if, everything designed for violence was changed into a symbol of new beginnings?
What if Link took care of the kokiri, watching over them like they once did for him.
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luxu-loveskh · 10 months
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Oh god
recently i just had this Idea that what if
there are male gerudos only every few 100 years becuase everytime ganondorf reincarnates hes just like "im not a vai" transes his gender
or better said hes trans when he reincarnates, and the other male gerudo that arent his reincarnation, since i assume that gan doesnt appear every 100 years, are just gerudos that realize "hey wait i am not a vai"
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considering that the gerudos are all female i think they may have alot of gerudos that are just trans but never realized it and lived their entire live feeling extremely uncomfortable and they never knew why
since gerudos arent allowed to see any male until they are adults,meaning they mostly dont even know what a man is
So anyway every ganondorf is trans
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yikes077 · 10 months
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Rauru wants to fuck Link so bad it makes him look stupid
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LoZ Lore and Theory Post List
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At this point, I've made enough Zelda lore/theory posts to need a navigation hub for them. Here it is! I'll add new posts to this list when I make them.
On Awakenings in The Legend of Zelda
On Awakenings in the Legend of Zelda, Part 2: BotW Link
On Awakenings in the Legend of Zelda, Part 3: Can't Fi Just Talk?
On Awakenings in the Legend of Zelda, Part 4: Why Can't Fi Just Talk?
🌿 Why Fi Started Talking in Link's Thought Brambles 🌿
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Back to my masterlist
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mcchonkyart · 10 months
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the bargaining statues in totk are interesting to me, bargaining being a stage of grief and the fact they take poe souls, but also the fact that a goddess statue in the temple of time says the same thing about the location of a bargaining statue being stuck somewhere in the great plateau. can't wait to see some theories on these things
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the-phantom-peach · 10 months
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my heart is so link shaped
you wouldn’t believe
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acianoh · 1 year
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I hope he has many, many regrets about coming back.
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golvio · 5 months
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Zelda YouTube theorists stop assuming the phrase “surrogate mother” means in-vitro fertilization was involved (difficulty: impossible).
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paperwizards · 9 months
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Work doodles with no context.
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verflares · 1 month
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(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:
"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"
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ziskeyt · 3 months
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this is incredibly important: the bears sit in botw/totk and you absolutely needed to know this
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pluviatrix · 11 months
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ive been thinking about how the first game in the timeline begins cuz he couldn't catch her as she fell from the sky and the last game ends because he could catch her.
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mcchonkyart · 11 months
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top zelda’s are probably
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the more i think about it while playing ToTK i realize how much i love Wind Waker, like i adore that game so much
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gaylight-prairie · 11 months
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Phantom hourglass is awesome
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charbies · 9 months
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I missed you
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