#loving all forking

[aq2003]

#percy de rolo #grog strongjaw #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #critical role #criticalroleedit #tlovmedit #cr #cr1 #my edits #how the fuck did this freak make a mousetrap out of forks i hate him (said with all the love in my heart)

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

#the bear #the bear fx #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #richie jerimovich #jk kind of #well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters #under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability #like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it #Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear #but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil #Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did #on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same #to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone #and overall being unpleasant to Carmy #Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs #pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them #and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl #I do like Richie #it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney #ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie #in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up #like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived #I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world #but that aside #In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef #In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with #in an unorthodox manner #he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney #this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy

[kkkkkkkitty]

#homestuck #hs #kanaya maryam #like my previous post I do not like these so much #something I though was interesting while I was rereading her introduction was how much her interests & such overlap with Jade's #from fashion to gardening (topiary) to dreams...all caps JADE GREEN BLOOD... wardrobe appearifyer #I tried to use a comma oops. inherited advanced technology. tha frooooogggg. #its just called a wardrobifier I see now #You Forked An Innocent D Loitering Over There By The Shout Pole Minding Its Own Business #KANAYA BY----------------------------E! hee hee #I love Kanaya's hive #OH she has that same plush lunchbox setup too. #I don't actually remember her & Jade's actual narratives overlapping much at all...? #No hjtat is a complete & total utter lie. WOWZA. #I hvae to shower but thamatically their arcs have very much to do with acting in service to others I will wonder what exactly they *say* #about eachother although as a work I dont think that Homestuck is terribly effecient with its. ok hold on htis belongs to like my little #notebook not tumblr tags. I am abuzz. #excuse me goodbyeeeeeeee :] #*thematically

[lambinarmor]

mental state: stable

#I know people love cat Wesker and I fully support that #but all I see is SNAKE #SLIMY SNAKE #he’s got a fork tongue I just didn’t want to draw it lmao #my art #dbd #dead by daylight #resident evil #albert wesker #wesker #re

[moghedien]

"Women who could channel were dangerous animals rather than people."

honestly cracking up laughing at this thought from Egeanin because like, famous last words for someone about to get Wondergirled

like she is so deep in her Seanchan indoctrination even like up to the moment that she met Elayne and Nynaeve, and they really just broke her by being nice to her and treating her like a person, all while openly claiming to be Aes Sedai

#like the evil marathdamane treated her more like a person than the seanchan slave in this chapter does #of course having Elayne and Nynaeve just talk casually with her #and bicker with each other in front of her in non-serious ways and chatting casually with 'servants' and commoners like they're all friends #and having little moments where they all reach for spoons and forks the second they're alone because they don't know how to use chopsticks #even though eating like that isn't supposed to be proper and they'er all like grinning because they know theyre gonna choose to be vulgar #like OF COURSE they broke Egeanin and made her treasonous #this is like the first time that people with even an ounce of power treated her like a human being #and these people are supposed to be the MOST corrupt with power being Aes Sedai and Elayne being royalty #of course they broke her #i love her so much #wheel of time #wot book spoilers #egeanin tamarath #shadow rising #elayne trakand #nynaeve al'meara

[teethflavoured]

catching up on dungeon meshi (anime, ive finished the manga) and i love falin so much everytime she's on screen i want to cry.

#senshi izutsumi and falin r my favs but honestly? fork spotted in kitchen #love the rest of the cast to death tho #and leed!!! leed my daughter!!! and tade!!!! #i have been doodling some farcille but oughhh my style isnt suited for this at all.... #teeth talks

[chirpsythismorning]

Mike low-key fuming here bc Will was a little too quick to turn down going to see a movie

#byler #stranger things #i think mike's feeling really guilty about last night here (he should) #that's why he keeps looking back at el's plate worriedly #and he's also trying to ignore will #mike in real time worrying about el and feeling like he has no choice but to ignore will #otherwise he gets fucking distracted and everything goes to shit #but this part where Jonathan recommends they go see a movie #and wills just like nah we'll stay home and mikes just like whatever man #back to worrying about el again #back to ignoring will #leading to him going to give her that eggo w/ syrup and no fork (michael..) #all the while the will the wise drawing is in the frame when she confronts him about not being able to write love in her letters.... #all the while wills just sitting there like unrequited love is a bitch #yeah there are layers here ppl #st 4x03

[compacflt]

your last post abt icemav vs. interior design has me cry laughing and also makes me want to ask: how does rooster (millennial gay man, fairly good at being open about his sexuality in comparison to the the environment he came from) feel about being one-uped in the gay department constantly by Mr. and Mr. Can’t Talk About It?? like him and jake have to have conversations about it [jake, meeting ice the first time: oh this is the gayest man i’ve ever met. he had everyone fooled for thirty years???? // bradley: “yeah but you didn’t have to grow up with him. i was on the front lines.] like—they were willing to get married at the same time as icemav as a distraction, so they have to be aware of how groundbreaking icemav is to the structural appearance of the Navy. but they’re also fully immersed in Navy culture and customs, so are civilian gay people even surprised??? do they care??? or is everyone collectively reading through twitter like “gay men in navy? okay fork found in kitchen 🙄 who cares.”

this is all just a long way for me to ask if icemav is easier to pick up on/less surprising if you’re gay. bradley clocked them early because he was in close quarters with them constantly, but he’s also gay—in comparison, slider knew ice for years, but only added it up when it was way too obvious to ignore. and to other straight people they seem to be at an Ethan Hunt level of undercover, but are they really??? (this is kind of a dumb question so feel free to do whatever you want with it lol)

see i feel like i haven’t been writing them very obviously clockingly gay at all! i actually feel like it would piss Jake and bradley off how STRAIGHT ice & mav act all the time!

1st excerpt from post-marriage, second excerpt from a scene that got deleted from WWGATTAI chapter 9, wherein compacflt ice approves the promotion of a fictional “first female admiral to be married to another woman” and then runs into her at a DOD Xmas party and chats about gay marriage for a bit out of curiosity… (deleted bc chapter 9 was already 9.5k words) like it is still a secret even if they aren’t actively trying to keep it secret anymore

but you’re right hold on. here’s christmas 2017

#fork found in kitchen killed me btw i screamed out loud #ice isn’t outwardly gay except in all the ways that he is #like i feel like the pacific fleet staff all kind of assume he’s asexual and ‘married to his work’ a la Sherlock #until he becomes secnav & everyone reads up on him again & learns OH SHIT HES MARRIED TO A BLOKE OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE #i feel like they’re really still straight-passing unless you get them in the same room where they can be themselves & not navy facsimiles #and then #oh yeah. that boy is gay. and i really believe that. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #even another gay admiral couldn’t clock him! #no civilian gay people don’t care #that meme of the gay b-52 dropping bombs on another country #warhawks are warhawks whether gay or straight #or so the rationale might be #LOVE the big gay b-52 #as ive written about on this blog elsewhere

[lavenoon]

So given that I hadn't put much thought into my true form design when I first made it (distracted by "I want to draw a comic, not design a true form"), then seeing all the other gorgeous designs out there, the updated information we got in fic, and some good true form cuddles in that Valentine's chapter earlier, I decided to redesign my take of @naffeclipse's cryptid boys!

Toddler and Hunter for scale <3

#post let luce #fnaf sb #fnaf sb au #cryptid sightings #cryptid!sun #cryptid!moon #cryptid!eclipse #still betting on it #naffeclipse #i tried not straying too far from my first design #so the rays mostly stayed the same except the for the purple tips #gave them a bit more of a face and teeth that have a lil more pizzazz #forked tongue for funsies! and [remembers the lost episode] yknow <3 #and then the intimidation lizard frills #the glow strategically placed so that their face *eclipses* the “light source” #couple more horns for nose elbows and knees bc why not #and i dont think I ever drew their feet before because I know exactly I would avoid that as long as I can #but yeyeye I love all the cryptid boys designs out there I wanted to at least try and put some thought into mine #dont think ill change the in vessel look bc yeah rays stayed mostly the same so im safe <3 #my art #almost forgot again

[cerseisvintagered]

My favourite kind of totalitarian magic hating high queen Nasuada somewhat immediately after that knife trial thingy that had Jörmundur piss his Victoria‘s Secret lace thong.

#nasuada #inheritance cycle #eragon #nasuada fanart #queen nasuada #brisingr #christopher paolini #the fork the witch and the worm #surda #varden #i love her but all i‘ll say is that if this bitch does ANYTHING to angela in murtagh because of her magic #i WILL skin her alive

[southsideofchicago]

I cannot draw humans so here's Nicaise as a cat </3

#nicaise #capri #captive prince #captive prince fanart #YES ITS THE CHILD <3333 #he will stab you with a fork. #please i love him sm #i imagine this to be the “i dont want to sit with you” scene- #based on how insane i am over capri if i knew how to draw humans i would have done it already #in all seriousness what cat breed do yall think he would be

[daeluin]

still crazy to me that they choose to play headfirst for the first time since before the hiatus in a gay bar and got such a good reception from the fans, that now they play it in every single show

#like that's crazy to me #but also lol fob goes to the gay bar. plays the cheating song. all the gays ofc know the song and go wild. fork in kitchen etc #like what did they expected???? ofc the queers love folie

[lordzuuko]

I highly recommend the wrench + police baton if you’re doing a motivity build and you wanna be OP that oneshots elite enemies as seen in this video at the end XD

It’s just so insanely good and it works so well with bosses that I obliterated them on my first try! Plus, I just love the bonk and the fable arts! Nothing screams more steampunk than a friggin wrench weapon 🤣👌

Also I hope more people play Lies of P, it’s just so fun!

#lies of p #personal #my gameplay #Pinocchio #yes i bought the deluxe edition upgrade just for this outfit which is THE BEST OUTFIT IN THE ENTIRE GAME AHHAHAHA #i'm obsessed with this game it's all i've been replaying sdfasdf it's just stupid fun #i wish they would add a mode wherein we can replay bosses because i love them all ;__; except the door guardian fork that bitch man #i wanted to do a technique build in this run but i still decided to go with motivity because i just cant let go of the wrench #no weapon does this much damage ughhh OTL #maybe in my next run imma try something else #i might do the puppet ripper heheheh #my video

[beevean]

I feel like i've been ran over by a freight train why are they comparing the funny cartoon echidna's sad backstory with the literal holocaust what is going on wh- 💥

Alright, just to prove I did not have a fever dream:

It's in the third episode, The Shabbat Dinner. No, there is no more context for this. By jumping around the episode (I don't have the strength to watch it in full)... I think it's basically a long long joke based on Jewish stereotypes that I am not equipped to comment (plus some sibling drama between Wade and his obnoxious sister). Like this woman, Wade's mom, asks her son "is he Jewish?" as soon as she invites him for dinner. She threatens to use Krav Maga on his children when they bicker, and Wade explains to Knuckles that she "used to be an instructor" and Krav Maga is "Israeli self-defense" (not touching that). The action scene is set to what I think is stereotypical Jewish music, because the mom asked to protect the Shabbat candles on the table. So yeah. This is sure what I expected from a series based on Knuckles the Echidna.

#oh and there are like two references back to back to knuckles' love for grapes #god if they turn them into amy's tarot cards #btw i can confirm that wanda is just horrible #just mean for no good reason #apparently flexing that she's in the fbi? okay? #stabbing wade with the fork in his arm which is played for laughs?? #they both act like kids and i think that's the joke but i do not like this at all it sets off my cringe alarm so much

[wordsaladsenpai]

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- SPORKS : can also mean salad forks, spoon fork, soup fork, and special fork. (All forks are special.)

- this is actually a game of two truths and a lie

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[foxsoulcourt]

wandering into 2024, appreciating beauty wherever I can

#grateful to soak up some beauty as one year turned into another #lake side walk #reflected on '23 + looked ahead towards '24 #alexander calder #until this past week didn't realise he came up with the idea of a mobile #is this true?!!! #loved seeing this big work + all the teensy ones too #middle fork #john grade's work which echoes a 140 y.o. hemlock tree #seattle art museum #picking up kindred again #octavia butler #kindred #profound book but also oof #hellenbores #foxy takes pics #personal