#lock picking lawyer

[mikailborg]

#doctor who #lock picking #lock picking lawyer #youtube #genghis khan

[kaywavy]

species of youtuber that’s just a white guy’s hand on camera fiddling with some sort of object

#forgotten weapons #lock picking lawyer #the MRE guy #steve1989 i think #who else?

[autisticsupervillain]

Jill Valentine is the Lock Picking Lawyer of the Resident Evil universe. Her account is called the Master of Unlocking. Half her videos consist of picking actual locks and the other half has her showing how to solve Umbrella's stupid death traps.

"Now to show it wasn't a fluke, I'm going to kill Nemesis again."

#resident evil #lock picking lawyer #jill valentine #nemesis t type

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

#lock picking lawyer #doctor who

[abby-and-stuff]

One sentence horror story: Outside my locked apartment door, in the dead of night, I suddenly heard a faint, "and on today's episode of the Lock Picking Lawyer. ."

#horror #scary #lock pick set #lock picking lawyer #youtube #too niche?

[bobapril]

#doctor who #lock picking lawyer

[arcaniumagi2]

Oh, my fucking god, so the LockPickingLawyer also have a Love Lock on a bridge somewhere, but he welded it shut <3 <3 <3

I feel like he could probably open the Gates of Heaven if given the chance XD

#youtube #lockpickinglawyer #lock #lockpick #lock picking lawyer

[godslayingenthusiast]

Lockpicking Hell is a work from Holy Nonsense, a Creative Commons project. Thanks to @argonphoenix for participating in the project! you can view their original post here https://www.tumblr.com/argonphoenix/717685138588303360 (which I recommend, as there's some good voice work in the replies).

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This is TheLockpickingLaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

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Background: a jumbled field of locks and keys drawn in various styles and sizes, faded with an uneven texture that resembles paper

#holy nonsense #hail eris #all hail discordia #fnord #discordia #lock picking lawyer

[alonelystaccato]

is lockpickinglawyer a tumblr sexyman yet

#lock picking lawyer #lpl #sexyman #tumblr sexymen

[narcoticwriter]

The bitter war of attrition between Lock Picking Lawyer and Master Lock is everything I want in the standard character foils and eternal enemies dynamic.

#this is some good shit #lock picking lawyer #narky thinks

[roguetelemetry]

Just found The Lock Picking Lawyer on the YT, and it’s quite excellent. 

Bike security is always an issue since it’s not policed and there’s no system to stop it other than catching the person in the act.   So most recommend a few different styles of lock (folding, ulock, chain) since each involves different tools, and adds time to the theft.  Never use cables, you might as well use twine. (He has one video showing small hand-held ratchet wire cutters that cut through a cable he folded up and it cut through 4 cables in 15 seconds)

Point being, nothing is truly locked so leave your property out in public accordingly.

#bike locks #bicycle locks #biking #lock picking lawyer

[forgottenbones]

[1563] Old School Parental Controls (Homework First NES Lock)

#lock picking lawyer #you can't stop me mom!

[ifwebefriends]

I can’t explain why but this video of a snake that’s eaten itself and this video of the LockPickingLawyer trying to get his wife into lock-picking via an ice cream lock have such similar vibes

#tw emetophobia #for the snake video #I watch way too much YouTube #YouTube #video #videos #links #link #lock picking lawyer #snake #ice cream #lock picking

[whybequiet-inthemorning]

who wants to send the lockpickinglawyer a lock that’s just a hunk of metal with a hole

#lockpickinglawyer #dumb ideas #lock picking lawyer #hhhhhhhhplease oh my fog........................

[oddpyromaniac]

I picked my first combination lock today thank you LPL you are a saint

#lock picking lawyer #lock picking

[ketchuplaser]

[1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks!

I'd forgotten about LPL's April 1 content, gave me the chuckles this morning

#ketchup laser #lock picking lawyer #oh man that's a bad pun #april fool's day #Youtube