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#litg incorrect quotes
mrsbsmooth · 10 months
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justtuesdays · 2 years
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Finn:
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Dana:
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ravenadottir · 2 years
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bobby: i need advice.
gary: *eating raw cookie dough like a burrito* you came to the right person.
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Idea for a new spinoff for Season 2 of Love Island the Game: Lottie’s Camping Trip
lottie: i have invited you into the woods, because i crave the most dangerous game
bobby, nodding: knife monopoly
lottie: 
lottie: i was actually planning to hunt you for sport, but now i wanna know about knife monopoly
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lasswithumor · 4 years
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MC: You are pretty cute when you’re nice
Lucas: Yeah? What am I when I’m not nice?
MC: Hot as fuck
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ajs-wife · 4 years
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Bobby: Hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Noah: You’re a danger to society.
Gary: And a coward. Do 20.
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codename-mango · 3 years
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Elisa: Chelsea just likes gin because it's low-carb.
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garyrennell · 4 years
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Elladine, with news anchor voice: And now a gay update with AJ.
Elladine: AJ?
AJ: Getting gayer.
Elladine: Thank you, AJ.
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otherworldly-realms · 3 years
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more litg s2 incorrect quotes
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Lottie: But at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how competitive I am, I do have a heart.
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Marisol: I am not going to entertain drama, chaos, confusion and madness.
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Noah, reading a mean tweet that has so many errors: ILLITERATE!
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Hope, on everyone who grafts on Noah: The level of unprofessionalism, far too much.
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Priya: Bring the beat in!
Felix, scrambling through the doorway holding a plate with a beet on*: Anything for you, Priya!
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Gary: What did you say?
Graham: I said, "Whoever threw that paper, your nan's a hoe!"
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Bobby, filming Henrik and Lucas in the hot tub: Two brooos, chilling in the hot tuuub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay~
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MC: If you're name is Chelsea...
Chelsea: Shh!
MC:... and you're really pretty...
Chelsea, dancing to the beat:
MC: come on and raise your handsss
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Hannah: Love Island has left me with a lot of fond memories. Like that one time, where none of the boys came forward on my first day.
Gary:
Hannah, sighing wistfully into the distance: My fondest memory yet.
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justtuesdays · 2 years
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Finn:
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Alfie:
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Finn:
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malbontevickyx · 4 years
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Gary: Wanna hear a construction joke?
Bobby: Yeah go for it lad.
Gary: I’m still working on it!
Gary: *bursts out laughing*
Bobby: *shakes his head*
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bobby: hey guys, gary is in the pool, and I don’t think he’s waterproof
islanders: ??
mc: i think he means gary’s drowning
lottie: oh, ok
lottie:
lottie: wait, wHaT
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dickyemsworth · 4 years
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Dicky, holding a microphone: Attention Tesco shoppers, my friend is hot and ready to trot. He is single and ready to—
Gary: JasON!
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dxncingthroughlife · 4 years
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MC: I’m taking the money.
LI: ...you’ve won, MC. Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, MC. You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
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ajs-wife · 4 years
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Bobby: “Hey Gary! How does a duck fart?”
Bobby: “Through it’s ass-quack!”
Gary as Bobby dies with laughter: “God I hate you sometimes”
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