#like sorry theyre best friends. and george is a lesbian

[hazardsoflove]

ndcw is so tragic to me bc they took one of my favorite things in the world (nancy drew) and combined it with more of my favorite things in the world (murder mystery, supernatural elements) but then ruined Everything in just a matter of episodes

#it getting cancelled was the best news to Me #off the bat calling ned nick was a red flag to me but so way george not being a lesbian #*was #but anyway after they broke up ned and nancy and then didnt even let them try to get back together it was downhill for me #i still like s1 but when they started introducing the ned/george relationship 🤢 #like sorry theyre best friends. and george is a lesbian #and dont even get me started on all the relationships they put nancy in but n*ce especially . FUCK n*ce always and forever #i was popping major bottles when they killed off owen in s1 i wanted ace to die so bad in the s3 finale bc i hate him sm #i liked him at first but n*ce made me hate his guts #at least i have solace in the fact that n*ce shippers only get this show while nedcy is forever canon and has been for nearly 100 years #in every other iteration of nancy drew <333 #also in s4 if they reveal ace is actually joe hardy i Will commit acts of insane violence. thats MY boy get the fuck away from him #im very rarely a multishipper but i hate nancy/either of the hardy boys (but especially frank in the ndpc games) So much #its literally nedcy or bust for me idc #and it had a banger cast too. like kennedy tunji leah and maddison SLAYED as their respective characters. like they were perfect #the writers just fumbled and flopped BIG time #anyway the version of nd that exists in my head you will always be famous. ill write that fic ive been planning for years eventually #r.txt

[homosexualmorelikehomiesexual]

New tag game

send me an ask and a number i’ll provide context for one of these random ass quotes/inside quotes my friends and i have:

Lõøps

‘Sends her into the obligatory ‘you’re all nothing’ speech before she vibe checks Sourfang to death and fucks off-‘

Lesbian Are the lesbain of my lufe

im sorry im allergic to bullshit

sorry i dont have hands

‘You make a very attractive facial hair’

I do not condone behaviour that may cause harm to ones self or to other people I do however, condone behaviour that I find personally amusing

i wanted rain and i thought the best way to do that was to make god cry

a whole penis person

goddammit, darleen

beans

go forth, ye of coffee fueled motivation and little will to live, and paint me a masterpiece to make the gods weep

i just watched an 11 min video about mario kart wii and i had to turn subtitles bc i was hyperfocusing on it but my brain just like didn't want to hear and it was a bad experience but a good one bc i just learned so much about mario kart wii

I may be gay but like I’d let the edgy boy hug me as he cries himself to sleep

also yes i'm fucking baby

s i n g l e n o s t r i l

mental toes for family woes

orange blob of shame

god may have gifted me with a mouth and brain and flowing vocabulary but she clearly did not see fit to add the ability to limit my speech to under 140 characters

Spongeboy me bob I've got a new craving for toenail clippings dipped in liquid butter argarhargargargarg

yes but then we can’t bask in the glory of dead animal corpses

'cause im married i guess, ive got one whose my husband and i ve got one whose lafayette....but its great tho bc of the three of those, the one i can romance the least is my husband'

'we told you that little penis thing was florida'

FUCK yes. CRUNCHY applesauce

"dick-having people" is more like, (dick-having) describes the people, so theyre people who have dicks, like the dick is an obect that they have. but "people having dick" sounds more like an action? like the people are having dicks? and 'having dicks' could mean several weird things in this case. but i think thats why..? bc like 'dick-having' becomes an adjective for 'people' in 'dick-having people', but 'having dicks' becomes a verb for 'people' with 'people having dick'

n o 0 dlEs

shpEoon

oooOOo00oo, aangy-poo

do i sound like a george to you???

dO I LOOK LIKE A CHARLENE-

popcorn spine

B o d y p a r t s hehe

“Father father I got shot in the arm and I’m bleeding heavily” “Do you want a bandaid for your leg?”