obsessed and possessed with the idea of an etho/jimmy teamup. intimidating minecraft legend turned washed up F tier and the guy who is so bad at minecraft his name is always brought up as the omen of death teaming up would be so great. next series what is etho trying to do? prove that he still has it and isn’t washed up. what is jimmy trying to do? do everything in his power to not die first again.
etho is smart, he knows how to stay alive as long as he doesn’t get into any sticky situations. Jimmy is king of getting into sticky situations, and with etho there, he could help jimmy not only die less, but possibly avoid the one thing he’s dreading.
jimmy makes enemies. it’s not like he tries to, it just always ends up happening. with all of those people trying to come after him, etho will have many a chance to stop them from coming, aka fight them off. if etho could pvp his way out of the situations that jimmy finds them in, he might just be able to get back his reputation.
they could help each other with the one thing they need to get done next time.
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Ranchers... *v*
not me drawing fanart for my own fic
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so i read this fic and while im Pretty Sure this was not what the author had in mind it Was what i did lmao
(mind the tags on the fic its labled as Mature bc implications)
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team rancher as a canary and a phoenix! because why not!
inspired by this adorable art by @alt0stratuscloud :D
y’know what i will taglist this LOOK BIRDS
@veryfoolishgamers @t4tcecilos @axe-of-ender @empiressmp @the3rddenialist @moonlight22oa @rockydrago @gaymartyn @renchanters @bugsprouts @popcornsalty @suurrii @thatonesheep @cabbagetwunk @scarianagrande @weaselmcdiesel @peskybirb
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HI In love with the little ways Susie looks after him like…you KNOW she’s asked the same exact question before and got a very different response. She senses Lancer knows what it’s like too bc even though he doesn’t really talk about it, he wouldn’t have asked that question if he didn’t have a reasonable expectation for her to drop him if he was.
He’s literally so scared to lose her friendship and in within the minute she reassures him that, “dude, it’s all good, you have nothing to be sorry for” when he’s been made to feel sorry for literally existing by everyone for so long I-
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as predicted, my sliders were bomb ass perfection and ugly as sin
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I'm watching queer eye and like. most times I can understand the fab5 and why they need to change/fix this person and the ways whatever they're teaching will help, but like. they're teaching etiquette to this total country rancher guy bc he wants to find a girl and settle down and he never learned that type of stuff and yeah manners and basic etiquette is important but rn they're focusing so much on dining and the amount of forks!! and no you can't dip your bread in soup you gotta tear a small piece and drop it in!! and you're absolutely terrible if you set your spoon on the table!!
idk man I'm super not vibing w this ep
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Hey all! Guess who's got their first ever gaming series!
I'm playing Slime Rancher 2 with my buds @phoenixvitae and @sassinapaperbag ! I'm teaching them all about the Rainbow Islands and slime cuteness! Come check us out!
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i cant believe slime rancher 2 comes out this month and im not gonna be able to play it. WHY IS IT ONLY ON XBOX AND PC :(
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Before I do dumb shit: Just wanna say that I'll probably be snippy and aggressive for a bit because I can't take my antidepressants (bad side effects) so don't take my anger personally ;o;
my main depression symptom is burning rage 0(-(
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HGJFDKGFD WELP I WOKE UP TO SOMETHING GOOD TODAY
IT SAID IT WOULDNT BE HERE TIL NEXT WEEK FGDKJDFKSD- BUT I WAS FOOLED, TWAS BAMBOOZLED- Also I love the stickers, v v cute- got nowhere to put em but still <333 the pillow is sooo fucking soft too tho gjfkdlfgd and the design is v cute, absolutely love it- gonna have more stuff comin in mm give or take for a good few days
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