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#like if it truly was just Online Shit i wouldnt bother w any of it but its always going to be a symptom and representative of larger offline
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the thing about ao3 dickriders and the "proship" crowd at large is that it's essential to understand that they operate entirely on bad faith arguments and that strawmanning is a favorite pastime of theirs, which is where you get them falsely conflating resources for combating csa with content that exists for the express purpose of sexually exploitating children as to paint perceived and would-be detractors as pearlclutchers allergic to the presence of mature subject matter. like, I'm not going to pretend for a moment that these arguments aren't absolutely fucking batshit ridiculous but I don't know, it's just a particular brand of insidious that I don't think can be laughed off as just chronically online weirdos being chronically online given how horrifically misunderstood of a topic the general umbrella of sexual abuse is far beyond greasy fandom shipping corners of the internet.
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satyr-syd · 7 years
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Sero isn’t bothered when Kayama-sensei assigns Bakugou as his partner for a project. Actually, he’s kind of glad. Bakugou is one of his friends, and it doesn’t hurt that in terms of academics, Bakugou is third in their class - definitely the kind of person he wants on his team.
Bakugou doesn’t seem the feel the same. In fact, Sero’s pretty sure he hates group projects. The way he furiously muttered, “I hate group projects,” when Kayama-sensei announced the project kind of gave it away.
They had met at the library after school to talk about the project. Sero already had ideas for topics - the project was a five minute presentation on the societal changes between the second and third quirk generations - but Bakugou shut him down before he could offer a suggestion.
“I’ll have this done by the deadline,” Bakugou says. “So you can leave now.”
Sero pauses from pulling his notebook out of his backpack. “Wait. What?”
Bakugou rolls his eyes. “What the fuck do you think? I’m going to do it myself, obviously.”
Sero is suddenly having second thoughts about having Bakugou as a partner. He knows Bakugou doesn't work well with others, but this seems excessive. “Dude. Hero work is all about collaboration.”
“This isn’t fucking hero work, is it? I can do this better all myself,” Bakugou says. “I’ll put together the presentation. And present it. You can stand there and...change the slides or something.”
Sero isn’t one to get in the way. When the top students like Bakugou or Todoroki or Midoriya went head on in a fight, Sero was more than happy to let them take the lead. He couldn't do anything when villains attacked during the school trip. He hadn't done anything to help Bakugou when he was captured. Even at the sports festival, Sero had let Bakugou make all their decisions, only chipping in when he was needed to pull Bakugou back onto their shoulders.
But in the end, everything had worked itself out, without Sero's active participation. He wasn't needed.
Hero work was one thing - unpredictable, dangerous, and best left to the strongest players. But this was classwork. And Sero felt guilty putting this whole project on Bakugou.
“I can’t just do nothing, man, I want to contribute something,” he says.
Bakugou slams his hands on the table. “I told you, I’ll do it.”
Sero doesn’t even flinch. He’s not intimidated by Bakugou’s aggressive tendencies. “I feel kind of useless, though,” he complains.
“I don’t give a shit,” Bakugou says. “I will do this and I will get us a perfect score, can’t you be satisfied with that?”
Sero bets this was how group projects were for Bakugou in middle school. He would be the super bossy one who took control of the project, and the everyone else would just be happy they could slack off. And hey, Sero was man enough to admit he was sometimes that guy. But that was before - now he’s at U.A. He has to get serious and earn his own grades. “Not if I don’t deserve it,” Sero tells him.
Bakugou groans, reaching into his backpack. “If I give you something to do, will you shut up?”
Sero smirks. “For 8000 dollars, I will stop.”
“The shit does that mean?”
“Just...give me something to do.”
He waits patiently while Bakugou pulls a paper out and shoves it at him. It’s the list of sample topics Kayama gave them. “Pick one.”
Sero glances at the list. Most of the topics seemed pretty boring, and Sero doesn’t even know what most of them are. But he notices that some of them are circled - maybe the ones Bakugou was considering? He picks the most interesting one of those. “How about Quirk Marriages?”
“Fine.” Bakugou snatches the paper back, and starts packing it into his bag. “There. You contributed.”
Just like that, his satisfaction disappears. Poof. Like Thirteen sucked it up and it disappeared into nothing. “Wait - that’s it?”
“Duh, that’s it,” Bakugou says, throwing on his backpack. “I can handle the rest, Soy Sauce Face.”
Sero rolls his eyes at the nickname. “Look, I know you think I’m stupid - and hey, I might be, in comparison to you - but that doesn’t mean I can’t be useful.” Even as the words leave Sero's mouth, he doesn't quite believe them. Was he useful during the end of term exam? Was he useful during the USJ attack?
“How many times do I have to say it to get it through your thick fucking skull?” Bakugou says at a near shout. “I. Don’t. Need. Your. Help!”
By the time the librarian comes to quiet them down with her voice silencing quirk, Bakugou’s long gone, leaving Sero alone, no closer to being useful than before.
To group: bakugou’s harem
snape (snail tape) do u guys ever feel useless
reeeeeed riot. *yum* Yes Wait bro are you feeling useless Because even though youre entitled to your feelings And I get how easy it is to feel like that
its always wednesday did someone call you useless????
reeeeeed riot. *yum* But i think youre really valuable!!!
its always wednesday tell me who ill fite them
reeeeeed riot. *yum* Ashido why must we resort to violence
lightnin mcmeme bro ur lyin if u thikn u wouldnt fight an army for seros honor
reeeeeed riot. *yum* … True
snape (snail tape) i have...the graetest frends
lightnin mcmeme we kno
its always wednesday obvi
reeeeeed riot. *yum* But hey bro are you doing okay?
snape (snail tape) yeah its just u guys have done so much cool shit this year and i have not and i kinda feel like guilty about it? but also like...whatever bc u all can do anything w/o me  
lightnin mcmeme mkay 1st thing: u couldve sent that as 1 text
snape (snail tape) why? does this annoy you?
lightnin mcmeme bruh
reeeeeed riot. *yum* Sero Hanta listen to me right now you are a very valuable human and a great asset to this class. Just because you havent had the chance shown your strengths like everyone else doesnt mean you dont have them or arent useful
its always wednesday what he said! u did amaaaaaazing in the sports festival!
lightnin mcmeme and u passed the hero license exam which even splodey didnt pass
its always wednesday and ur definitely the best at mobility we wouldnt have stood a chance in the cavalry battle w/o u!
reeeeeed riot. *yum* Youre like the tape that holds us together
lightnin mcmeme ur *literaly* the tape that holds us together
its always wednesday plus u came up w all our screen names !! which are cool af!!!!
snape (snail tape) thenks guys that means a lot im feeling a lot better now
reeeeeed riot. *yum* Yay!
its always wednesday yay!!!!!!
lightnin mcmeme glad ur feelin better dude!! but also y did u write thanks like that
snape (snail tape) why did u just double text like that
lightnin mcmeme ....touche
Sero is used to taking the sidelines, but this time will be different. Energized by the support from his friends, Sero vows to prove to Bakugou - and himself - that he’s useful.
He tries to do a bit of research for the project on his own. There’s an article on some online magazine that gives a general history of quirk marriages, from the first quirk marriage to the protests against them. Proud of his find, and much more informed than before, Sero pulls out his phone.
snape (snail tape) hey. found a cool article bout qrk marriage [link]
The Boy Who Cussed I read that shit already
Shit. Of course he had. It was practically the first thing that popped up when he searched  “quirk marriage.”
Sero tries to think of something to say back that won’t make him seem stupid when he sees that Bakugou’s typing something else.
The Boy Who Cussed But if you actually want to be useful Find out the causes leading up to the first quirk marriage protest
Never before has Sero been so excited to do school work. (He probably never would be again.) But getting Bakugou to trust part of their workload to him feels like a victory.
snape (snail tape) yeah np!
When Sero explains to their friends how their project is coming, Ashido claps him on the back. “You like, out-stubborned Bakuboy, which is basically unheard of,” she says. “You’re a force to be reckoned with, Cellophane!”
Sero preens at her praise. He didn’t think of himself as a stubborn guy, but he was persistent when he needed to be.
That wasn’t entirely true, though. Ever since he told his friends how he was feeling on the group chat, he’d been thinking about his place at U.A. Mostly, how he wasn’t persistent about pursuing a spot in the spotlight next to U.A.’s strongest. He had shrugged off his loss at the sports festival. He was the only one who failed the end of term test whose team had beat their hero opponent. He was content to sit back while his friends stormed on ahead of him, blaming his poor results on his less-powerful quirk rather than his relaxed attitude.
That wasn’t any different than sitting back and letting Bakugou do all this work on their project. Ashido called him stubborn, but a truly stubborn person wouldn’t be content with second place. Sure, he felt useless, but he wasn’t doing anything about it. If he really wanted to do better for himself, he’d have to make a bigger effort. Ashido called him stubborn, but a truly stubborn person wouldn’t be content with second place.
snape (snail tape) dude u should come to my dorm we can work on the project together
From The Boy Who Cussed no
snape (snail tape) come on man itll be fun
The Boy Who Cussed This isn’t supposed to be fun, assfuck
snape (snail tape) we can MAKE it fun
The Boy Who Cussed NO
snape (snail tape) what do you have against fun bakugou do u even know what fun is
The Boy Who Cussed OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT FUN IS FUCKTRUCK STOP TEXTING ME IM WORKING
snape (snail tape) r u allergic to fun ill stop if u come over
Bakugou doesn’t reply. Sero hears stomping. Suddenly his door slams open.
Bakugou is absolutely fuming. Smoke is literally coming from his palms. Sero silently counts this as another victory.
He storms into Sero’s room, slamming the door behind him and dropping his stuff on the ground. “I hope you’re fucking happy,” he growls.
“I’m positively joyous.”
Sero looks over the back of his chair, watching Bakugou work.
“So. How’s it coming?” Sero asks. “Were the sources I found useful?”
Without looking up, Bakugou lists off his evaluation. “The first source wasn’t credible. You can’t just cite some rando’s blog.” Sero’s heart plummets. “The second one would have been good - but it was the wrong time period. The third was beyond biased.” He pauses before continuing on. “The last one was...suitable.”
Sero gulps. Next to his past few victories, this is definitely a loss. He’s only proven Bakugou right by giving him these shitty sources.
This is why he usually let the others take the spotlight - they knew what they were doing. They were smart, they were reliable. Maybe Bakugou was right. Maybe he could do this better alone. Maybe Sero really was useless.
“Why the fuck do you want to help so bad anyway?” Bakugou speaks so quietly, Sero almost doesn’t hear him. He’s not even sure if he was supposed to hear him.
Sero decides to answer his question anyway.
“I don’t want to mooch off your work. I want to earn my own grade - it’s not fair to either of us if I don’t do any work,” he explains. “It’s like when you’re fighting, and someone doesn’t even try to fight against you. Even if you win, it doesn’t feel like a win, you know?”
Bakugou looks back at him with a near unreadable expression on his face. Sero isn’t sure whether he’s hit a nerve or struck a chord in him. Maybe both.
Suddenly Bakugou gets up and shoves his papers into his bag. Sero leans back in his chair and holds back a sigh. Fuck. I went to far. Now he’d be back at square one.
“I’m going to send you a list of sources.”
Sero looks up. Bakugou’s still standing by the open door.
“Take notes on them, then give them to me,” he demands.
Sero lights up. “Yeah, sure!”
Bakugou leaves, but Sero’s feeling more confident than before. He just needs to be stubborn like Bakugou. He’ll kept trying until he gets this right.
They meet in the library next week.
Bakugou is, to put it lightly, frustrated.
Sero thought the project was going well. Bakugou actually read over his notes and constructed a summary from it. They had the slides planned out and everything - but Bakugou still wasn’t satisfied.
“This isn’t good enough!” Bakugou says, throwing down his notes. “This is just generic, dumb facts. If we want to beat everyone else we need to do more.”
“I don’t think this is about beating the others.” Sero didn’t miss how he said “we” this time, instead of “I.” Another victory.
Bakugou ignores him. “We need to make a claim. Show how quirk marriage had a lasting effect.”
“It’s not like quirk marriage is dead,” Sero comments. Bakugou looks at him weird, so he tries to explain himself. “You say it like it’s a thing of the past, but people still do it, even if it’s not super common. My neighbor is the result of a quirk marriage. And she’s not even like, thirty.”
Bakugou’s eyes go wide, and his lips twitch. “That’s perfect,” Bakugou says, nearly jumping out of his seat. “Get an interview with her. We can put a video on the slides.”
Sero grins. “I can ask, sure!”
Bakugou leans back in his chair, kicking his legs up on the desk. “Top that, Ponytail girl.”
snape (snail tape) is this u? [link]
The Boy Who Cussed THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOESD TO MEAN FUCKFACE??!!!
A few days later, they sit in front of Bakugou’s laptop, looking at the draft of their final presentation.
At the moment, the slides have a black backdrop with bright orange text in some hardcore font that’s incredibly hard to read. Sero notes that the colors match his costume. Each slide looks the same - blocks of information in bullet points, too hard to read.  
“Hey, Bakugou do you take constructive criticism?” Sero asks.
"No."
"It fucking sucks."
Bakugou swivels around in his seat, snarling. “The fuck do mean? It looks fucking cool.”
Considering Bakugou’s parents worked in the fashion industry, Sero would have thought Bakugou would have an eye for design. These slides proved that assumption wrong. “Yeah, maybe, but like...could we make it readable?”
Bakugou narrows his eyes. “You don’t think it’s readable?” he asks accusingly.
Sero throws up his arms. “I’m just calling it as I see it, dude.” Knowing that this is an area where Bakugou falls short, Sero makes this an opportunity for himself. He’s not an artist by any means, but he’s sure he can do better than this. “How about you can write the presentation, and I’ll design the slides.”
Bakugou glares at him for a moment, no doubt questioning whether he can trust Sero with this task.
“Relax. It’ll be fine,” Sero reassures him. “I promise I’ll put a lot of effort into it - and you can look over it when I’m done, so you can make sure it’s up to your standards.”
“Fucking fine,” Bakugou relents.
Sero is more than satisfied with the end result. One - because it was a bombass presentation, two - because Bakugou couldn’t have done this without Sero’s help, and three - because they got full marks from Kayama-sensei. She even complimented them on the sleek design of their presentation.
“Put it here, Bakugou!” Sero holds up his hand.
With a grin closer to a smirk, Bakugou slams his palm against Sero’s. His high five is just as explosive as his...well, explosions. That’s going to leave a mark.
Shaking out his wrist, Sero says, “That wasn’t so bad, was it?”
Bakugou rolls his eyes. But Sero's silently proud of Bakugou for giving up some of his agency. He knows Bakugou likes to do things himself, and he bets Bakugou had just as hard a time sharing group work as Sero had trying to feel useful.
“You should have shown what you’re capable of earlier, Soy Sauce Face,” Bakugou says. “What the fuck have you been holding back for?”
Sero can hear Kirishima’s voice in his head saying So manly!
Bakugou’s words hit Sero like a punch. In middle school, Sero was described as plain. Plain face, plain clothes, plain personality. He thought going to U.A. would change all of that, and it did, at first. But Sero saw himself quickly falling behind ever since the sports festival. Against Bakugou and Kaminari’s flashy quirks or Ashido’s magnetic personality or Kirishima’s sheer resilience, Sero was once again the plain person in the pack. The useless one.
Sero is beginning to realize that this is his own fault. He can see how hard his classmates work - he just needs to up his game.
Bakugou’s right - what is he holding back for? He’s capable of so much more if he doesn’t play follower to the leaders of the pack. Sero can keep up with them - this project proved it.
“I’m not holding back,” Sero tells him. “I’m just warming up!”
Bakugou smirks. “Better catch up quick.”
“Trust me, I’m just getting started.”
ao3 | based on this hc | more like this
pst there’s a tiny deleted scene on ao3 in the notes if youre interested
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