#like descendants wasn’t my cup of tea but damn they look like masterpieces compared to this

[delphoxqueen]

I swear every year I have to think “Hey, didn’t I have this weird fever dream where there was a rip-off of Ever After High but like with a fortieth of the budget, and the dolls barely existed, and Cinderella/Snow White/Sleeping Beauty were made into bimbos?

And then I look it up and nope- it’s real.

What is this??!??

What even are those FACES-

Anyway, back to forgetting this existed 8 years ago.

#fairy tales #fairy tale high #monsterhigh #monster high #ever after high #WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS #why?! #WHY DOES TINKER BELL HAVE OSTRICH LEGS #WHY DO THESE HAVE OUTFITS I WOULD MAKE IN MY STORIES WHEN I WAS LIKE TWELVE #also why are the animated outfits completely different from the dolls? #what is the lore? #are they the kids of fairy tales or what? #the actual fairy tale characters? #bitches who are just like “damn I’m in a Cinderella mood? #but what have they done to you Tink? #like descendants wasn’t my cup of tea but damn they look like masterpieces compared to this #worst part is these are probably like $5000 each just because no one liked them when they came out #WHY IS RAPUNZEL A FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC STAR?! #WHY DOES BELLE LOOK LIKE SHE’s ABOUT TO MAKE A MEAN ‘I’m not like other girls’ post?! #why does tinker bell have wings but Ariel has legs? #why does only one girl wear a crown? #the AGGRESSIVE AMOUNT OF STRIPES I SWEAR #oddly enough I like Snow White’s hooker boots #this legit looks like a parody of girls toys #do NOT look up the Wish Factory pitch #it’s terrifying #WHY DID THEY MAKE FUCKING KITES?! #WHY SO MUCH EMPHASIS ON SWIMGEAR?