#like cannot stress enough; he's not messy he's JUST gross 💖

[sootonthecarpet]

I don't think it ever occurs to cas from Supernatural to bathe until that arc in season... nine or something where he's an Ordinary Human Man With A Job. he definitely sweats and gets dirty though. he just gets greasy and flaky over months and months and occasionally for plot reasons he dies and comes back to life with less dirt and sweat and old epidermis on him. this totally changes in the later seasons once he learns how to be comfy! for instance that time we see him in bed with pajamas on in season eleven, (I think it was in Baby or maybe the ep with sam's imaginary friend?) you know that bitch is clean. but shower sex w/ dean or something is the only thing that could possibly save, like, let's say, season five cas from being just an absolute stinkfest, and I love that about him. he doesn't even realize he's itchy, he just thinks that's what having skin is like and it gets worse the longer you're alive. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🥰😍😚 gay men who just kinda smell bad. guys who don't know ANYTHING about upkeeping a human body. dudes whose asscrack n package you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole unless you were hopelessly in love with them and needed them like air 💓💕🩷

#like if he was actually in a relationship with dean then dean might be like 'can you please wash that thing off man.' #he doesn't like‚ not wanna wash‚ he just doesn't think about it either way. #he will totally wash his hands or run a wet towel over his face etc so he doesn't get blood or dirt or whatever on everything else though. #like cannot stress enough; he's not messy he's JUST gross 💖 #destiel #soup #I'm right about this btw.

[denialcity]

so what if I...... mayhaps.... started writing a one-shot abt ur dt3 stuff.... and it's just porn. What I'm sayin is Can I Have Your Approval to post it (with tagging u as inspo ofc)

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we've got character notes bc we're halfway doing the character sheets and sexy specific notes if it helps? under the cut! <3 thank you so much but like no pressure and also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💕💖💕

Uchiha Takami

eldest of Madara's brothers

he will step on anyone

looking for trouble and if he cannot find it, he will create it.

even if he can find it, he might still create it.

sometimes 'Uchiha diplomacy' is 'Madara picks Takami up and carries him away so Meguru can solve whatever problems Takami created'

sadism is a normal character trait, right?

objectively awful. basically genderbent azula ATLA

he cares about 5 things maximum. (list is currently 1.Meguru, 2. Madara, 3. Tajima, 4. the Uchiha (general concept) 5. Kawarama (he's mad about it))

gives everyone nicknames especially of the "sweetheart (derogatory)" variety

Uchiha Meguru (Hako)

2nd eldest of Madara's brothers

assigned diplomat at birth

Hako (alternate reading of his name) is the nickname Takami gave him but basically the whole clan uses it.

Eldest Daughter Syndrome, always under pressure to look and act perfect and manage everyone and everything bc Takami is Like That

beloved by the clan for being someone who makes problems (Takami) go away

prettiest. hates being dirty and gross. half the clan lowkey crushing on him

repressed super mean streak. comes out on enemies, sometimes allies/clanmates if he's stressed enough, but especially Kawarama because he picked Kawarama as the safe person to be mean to

stressed and tired is a character trait, right?

lowkey halfway to ascension vibes, the clan thinks he's like a goddess

gets along with Takami despite him being the source of 2/3 of the Problems Meguru has to solve because Takami likes when Meguru is mean

least skilled fighter of the brothers but makes up for it by being a vicious berserker to cope with all the stress also fights the dirtiest

has trauma/triggers around suiton mastery after nearly drowning on the battlefield (thanks Tobirama)

Sexy notes

Taka goes first Always

Meguru often doesn't go at all, he's gray-a and more interested in the aesthetics and getting reactions than actually getting off himself. usually he's there to assist/ be sexy furniture.

Meguru is using this as stress relief/letting himself express the repressed mean streak but he didn't realise Kawarama didn't get that until the breakup

the relationship is basically competing to overwhelm each other, but since it's 2v1 Taka and Meguru win 99% of the time pre-breakup, but after getting back together Kawarama can sometimes get Meguru's help to vs Taka

Kawarama has a seal that amplifies sensation. Taka and Meguru both really love it (but don't think to Say so until after getting back together)

Taka just likes Intense in any form

Kawarama is into basically everything that isn't a plausible threat of maiming, but he will get competitive and indignant if he's laughed at at all (which is how he got into this)

Meguru does Not like being messy or marked in any way. early in the relationship he stays out of the way or retaliates, but later on Kawarama gets to clean Meguru up and heal anything that needs it after sex

#dt3 #uchiha takami #uchiha meguru #OCs #replies from the city council #WIP #SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING YELLING AAAAAAAAA #EXCITED THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAA #hello spicy food