#lets be so real nikolai would switch between helping dazai keep up the bit and trying to expose him every other week

[monarchamos]

i bet dazai actually knows russian but he never told fyodor bc he thought his struggling attempts at speaking japanese were hilarious but eventually the jig is up when he accidentally reads aloud a note nikolai wrote in russian and he's just like "YOU TOLD ME YOU ONLY KNEW JAPANESE" to which dazai just stares at fyodor, glances at nikolai, and starts speaking ukranian instead

#lets be so real nikolai would switch between helping dazai keep up the bit and trying to expose him every other week #this is intended for gakuen au but honestly could work for canon or anything really #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #bsd nikolai #fyodor dostoevsky #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nikolai gogol #mykola hohol