I could not cope with being Laia Burnell. How is she meant to choose?
Ezel
Pros: Kind, respectful, intelligent, handsome, devoted, passionate, likes books and art, you have a lot of history together.
Cons: Doesn't warn you about bloodstained crime scene corridors, his ghost contemplated getting a bit murder-y back in the fifteenth-century, overshadowed by his uncle/brother/great great grandpa, might still secretly make creepy pebble art as a hobby.
I only tried Ezel's route out of morbid curiosity, but... *whispers* it's actually really good? He's very well suited to Laia, and the moment a LI talks books I'm a lost cause. Plus he's so respectful and caring whilst still being passionate? Ezel, you are a lovely green flag.
Mehmed
Pros: Sexy, obsessively-devoted, rich, owns a fortress, mysterious, passionate, intelligent, patron of the arts and sciences, calculating, a lot of shared history.
Cons: Obsessive, no, like, *really* obsessive, ominously secretive, vanishes randomly, may or may not be partially trapped in the wall, doesn't get on with your friends, not all the shared history is 'great' (to put it mildly).
And he knows that because he lost Lale and realised nobody could replace her 🥺 Everything about this scene was perfect (apart from goddamn Vlad doing his Elsa impression before they could kiss 😑).
Noe
Pros: Charming, intelligent, witty, sexy, mischievous, caring, can magic you up a new look/pet/missing brooch, powerful to have on side, no Lale/Ottoman Empire baggage.
Cons: Tied you to a tree and offered you up to Vlad as a snack a few weeks ago, reluctant workaholic, bad at opening up emotionally, almost set your mom on fire, massive flirt.
"All his care and comfort" 😭. The transformation of this demon from carefree fuck buddy to loving boyfriend has been beautiful to witness.
TLDR: I'm glad I'm not Laia, because deciding between them would be horrible (okay, I'd personally pick Noe, but that's not really the point). Each of them has such good chemistry with Laia 😭
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There are a lot of mentions of how Vlad in Dracula: A Love Story
is a copy of Luke Evans
which is yeah kinda obvious
BUT
how come there are absolutely no mentions of the fact that Gradish from seasons 1-2 is an absolute copy of Raul Esparza (aka the annoying guy from Hannibal)?
I mean
Just look at him
Complete copy
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Just been listening to this and I can’t stop thinking about Vlad and Laia… ❤️ would also really suit for Leo and Laia too. ❤️ The lyrics just seem to match them really well.
Well, maybe we already met once before, oh, oh
Another time, late night
Same kids in a different life
And I just cannot wait to meet my girl
When I meet you
Girl, I'll know you
I'll hold you and I'll be home
And I'll know I found the sweetest human being alive
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I want to create Leo/Aslan x Lale/Laia x Vlad sex pollen so bad shsjskdjsjd just talk abt your feelings
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Laia/Leo x Barbie
inspired by hoji's post
(ik it's not halloween, so i just made them wear this to the premiere)
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