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#👀 #q

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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

#!!!!

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

#sextag

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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#bodytag

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A quick thought on LIs' screentime in DLS

#ideally they would obviously have equal/similar time #but it seems to me one or two are always shining while the others are left behind #romance club #dracula a love story

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dracula: yaoi story

#you get it #noe x vlad #romance club

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Laia: I like your new pants!

Ezel: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Laia: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Ezel: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Laia: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Ezel: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Laia.

#they WOULD fjkshdkwkflw #romance club

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@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

#more relevant than ever someone help lol 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #writing

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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My jaw is on the FLOOR

#🙇‍♀️🙏🙌👅🦷 #romance club

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counting nights and days till I see you again 💔

#THIS IS SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!; #I OWE YOU MY LIFE!!!!! I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! #leo x laia #fave #romance club

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I'll meet you for coffee 'cause if we have wine You'll say that you want me, I know that's a lie If I didn't love you, it would be fine I'll meet you for coffee, only for coffee

#chappell roan #musictag

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It’s never just coffee…

#chappell roan #art

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so, guys! i'm curious...

please feel free to expand your answer in the replies or in tags, i would love to know! also would love to know, if you rename your mcs, what criteria do you use when looking for a name? or maybe you always play self inserts and name them after yourself? idk, let me know!

#I use default always (changed it only once in one of my LSE playthroughs) #i do this so i don't get pulled out of fanfiction (which tends to use the default name) and so i always know who people are talking about #cause i wouldn't remember otherwise #romance club

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"You came" "You kidnapped me"

#saw this going around on the bird app dfkjghdkfghfd #dracula a love story #romance club #rc mehmed #mehmed x mc

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#do you see the vision #romance club #dracula a love story #dracula: a love story #sandra x mc #rc sandra #q

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What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

#this is dracula: a love story ✌