#lemme smack it

[alertbooty]

911 EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AT LOOK AT THE BUTT

#joe burrow #🍑🍑🍑 #i want him to sit on my face #and actually suffocate me #lemme smack it #lemme bite it #i wanna watch it bounce #ok im done

[slttygeto]

he’s the worst 😭

#*＊✿❀talk to moon❀✿＊* #but also that’s him at any wedding no matter who the person is #he begs you to come w him to be less bored but ends up holding onto your thigh and having his hand smacked off your ass the whole night #‘im bored lemme grab onto it’ ‘get ur hands off of me ppl are staring!!’ ‘and? its not like no one knows youre mine’ #i love him😭 #hanma shuji #tokyo revengers

[inkz123]

Me to every Red

#doodles #lemme smack #red has cake u cant change my mind #head empti #only booti #underfell sans #my sona art

[numbaoneflaya]

Watching the fallout show. I wanna put that noseless bald man on a leash

#he would be cute. on all fours. #lemme smack that beef jerky head

[lamnwar]

I forgot how much of an annoying little bitch Oikawa is

#rewatching haikyu!! rn #that pretty boy gets on my nerves sm omg #got me fighting with the screen #lemme get through and give him a good smacking so he can stop being so annoying 🤨 #haikyu!! #oikawa tooru

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

THERE'S A BOOP BUTTON????

YES TURN IT ON SO I CAN BAP YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#should i make an answer tag? #roxie-roo #i'm going insane w this #ROXIE LEMME SMACK YOU PLSSSS

[modelxis]

Man, it's more fun to read Aile as a troublemaker.

Like, people keep being shit to Vent but Aile is the one whom they should be worried about, lol. She just has more charisma.

Vent: *just being a kid and has traumatic experience

Everyone: "man, you can be so annoying and senstive"

Aile: *same as Vent but more sassy*

Everyone: "girlboss"

#mmzx #Shotout to that one Guardians NPC keep belittle Vent yet creepy toward Aile. #Lemme smack you but at the same time #Thank you for setting the differences between Aile and Vent

[coolgirlkoi]

I have sm to doooooo lemme sleepppp

#koi.txt #koi is eepy #lemme sleepy #I feel like I smacked my head on a wall ughh this is so bad #today was so long

[obessivedork]

Absolutely SHOCKING to me to read that others think Inquistion has the best combat in the Dragon Age series. Origins and 2 were LEAGUES above Inquisition’s combat for me 💀💀💀

#I'm a PC gamer so maybe it's console gamers who say that? #stylistically 2 is SO MUCH FUN to play #and I LOVE hoarding spells and talents in Origins #and setting tactics! Love me some tactics because I'm a NERD! #but we probably won't get any of that back ever again :( #When I realized I didn't get to be a healer and barriers were like that(tm) I knew... oh. so the fighting in this game sucks #& I was right. Actually it might've been when I realized my slots were limited and my potion numbers were limited #Also no more smacking things with staf!! That was so fun! :( #Hawke can't jump but they can beat someone/thing to death with their bare hands if they're out of mana #and that makes them infinitely more powerful than the Inquisitor. Warden is ALWAYS OP in the fight between the 3 tho lmfao #Oh also having to hold a button to keep attacking sucks too lemme just click/press a button to attack jesus!!! #my finger hurts!!!! #Inquisition might have my least favourite fighting UI of any game I've played tbh. Granted that's not very many but..... yeah #I'm not playing the DA games for their combat to begin with but when you make it like THAT..... :/ #dragon age

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Damn, Sam🍑!!!✨

#starry eyes #sam kiszka #sam kiszka butt #✨dumpy!!!✨ #✨all that ass!!!✨ #✨lemme touch it✨ #✨touch it… smack it… eat it✨ #✨suddenly… i’m feeling a bit hungry…✨ #✨them kiszka boys are thick as hell✨ #✨do it fart though???✨ #✨i want to wear his farts as cologne✨

[wishing4nuclearwinter]

@atomitron tagged me in this.... [checks notes] several months ago and I didn't have a good ship for it then but it was only a matter of time before I developed brain rot for some idiots so. Babs and El Ship Sheet

It's been a minute and I'm not sure who has already done this but tagging @trashkingnyx @thespiral @kemendin @ragedaisy and anyone who wants to say I tagged them

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#mutuals feel free to lemme know if you would like tagged in future stuff (optionally tell me what kind- wip wed.; oc stuff; etc) #the idea of them dealing with bugs kills me. i mean think about how MASSIVE wasteland bugs are #the two of them screeching and climbing on furniture as babs smacks a radroach with a broom and el throws shit at it #el doesn't even like NORMAL bugs as it is #my ship in 5 minutes #ship meme #el tag #babs tag

[lemme-just-oops]

hello! can you do at with mc who cheated on them?

going thru a really bad breakup cause my ex cheated on me 😔✌🏻

Alpheratz: It is scary how he does not make a big fuss over it. He told you that he knew and broke it off, just like that. Although he says that he is disappointed in you, he looks calm. When others asked about it, he does not speak bad behind you either. Just shrugs and claims that it is what it is. Is extremely cautious in his next romantic interests though.

Arcturus: He keeps making excuses for you, no matter how much he knows. Oh, someone saw you kiss another person? Some cultures do have platonic kisses. Someone shows him that you texted another person romantically? It is alright, he platonically tells Pollux he loves him all the time. He walked in on you making out with another person? He asks you to talk when you are done. It must be because he has something that he lacks, so he wants to know how he can become better.

Pollux: You just ended the last bit of confidence that he had, congratulations! He never makes up his mind on how he reacts, so whenever someone mentions you, he can have any emotion. Joy, sorrow, regret and anger. Some tease him about this experience just to see those swaying emotions. And he locks himself in his room quite a lot now. Even begins to study to keep his mind distracted. School books don't have emotions or dialouge, so the chances of him thinking about you by accident are slim. He gave his phone to Sirius, so he does not get tempted to reach out to you. Or if you were to message him, that he would consider going back to you.

Sirius: You will not know what he knows. You simply cannot. He might gather evidence behind your back, while acting all romantic in private with you. By the next event, where he as a guide commitee member is supposed to talk about Queen Tet's accomplishments, he adds "expoding cheaters". And not just test cheaters, no. Your face will be shown to everyone, with pictures and audio with people other than him. Has blocked you on all social media, and will not talk to you after the exposure.

Spica: Somehow he manages to remain calm in your presence, but as soon as you are out of view, it dawns upon him just how much time he wasted. He put effort and time into a failed experience. He does not delete pictures of when you two were on dates, but he does not look at them either. Somehow the break up causes him to concentrate more on work. Harsher punishments are put into place due to his newly gained frustration.

Vega: He would lie if he said he was fine. This man has had trust issues already, barely ever gaining friends, and now you set him back. He attempts to not blame you, but then again, who's fault could be? You were the one cheating. You were the one who did not break the second relationship before he learnt about it. You were the one destroying him. A desire to have a little excitement will now forever haunt him and he will always fear his next partner to destroy him as well. He will not forgive you, no matter what you do.

#im sorry to hear #lemme smack your ex #ARCKY NO #arcana twilight #arcturus #pollux #otome game #sirius #alpheratz #vega #request #spica

[krshush]

looking through In Control's stuff really fucking tested me, I canNOT BUY more CLOTHING. OR JEWELRY. But I DO WANT. TO BE WEIRDER. AND THEIR STUFF. SPEAKS TO ME.

#girl help. #but then I remember I am still trying to even decide on getting on NEW COMPUTER and I get humbled. #...I still. I might buy like. some jewelry. a belt chain perhaps. #[smacks sense into myself] BUT I MIGHT NOT. #K.R. shush #anyways if anyone has other clothing indie fashion brands to recommend lemme know!! #I'm interested in other styles than what I listed. even if I can't exactly buy #or even want pieces from every one.

[biosurvive]

it's s*nday so if you want to kiss chris or have him kiss you ANYWHERE today is the day to ADMIT IT

#☆ out of herbs ☆ (ooc) #lemme smack chris's ass #you can fit so much love into this

[socksnstuff00]

Also to everyone saying Tobin is not shorter than Christen there you have it (even if it’s a very small difference lmao)

Small babe 🥺

they would both tower over me tho 🤣

#and that sounds amazing lemme say 👀 #*SMACK* ouch .. 😖 im sorry

[angsty-leader]

Kohga:

Kohga: Look at mah butt

Sooga: No

Kohga: Lookatmahbutt!!

Sooga:

Sooga:

Sooga: I said no

Kohga: . . . . . .

Kohga: *sulks in the corner like a sopping wet cat*

Sooga:

Sooga: Sit on my lap with that butt

Kohga:

YAAAAY~!!

#/ Lemme smack dat butt! Lemme smack dat butt!!