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@langdonwh0re

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[taehyungsgrowl]

outpost and sojourn michael are the hottest🙈

absolutely correct on that one!

send me controversial or unpopular opinions and I’ll tell you if I agree or disagree 🐸 ☕️

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[spidergirlmcu]

i just got blocked for not answering when someone asked if i was okay... like ive barely been on Tumblr today? sorry for not responding fast enough for you??

#thanks langdonwh0re?? #im so confused

[7-wonders]

wait i meant to send o for michael 😪

@langdonwh0re, I would have guessed solely bc of the username 😂

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

We've established that Michael's not exactly shy when it comes to being caught having sex, but I don't think he'd have sex with you straight in public. He would definitely pretend to drop his fork and take it upon himself to see how fast he can make you come when he's under the table "trying to find the fork."

Michael does like car sex when the car is parked on the side of a busy street (if you've read the newest chapter of Mad Love, you know what I'm talking about). His windows are tinted darker than what can be considered legal, so nobody's going to look in and be able to see what's going on. But the thought of people watching the car rocking in embarrassment, or hearing you moaning loudly, does it for him. Also, if Michael's feeling especially kinky, he makes you look at the people walking by the car without any knowledge of what's going on, asking you what they would think if they could see how much of a slut you are for Michael.

At one point during Sojourn!Michael's journey in the forest, I think he was tempted with sex. Imagine you had come to find him, though, and he was so delirious and crazed that he thought that there was no way you cared about him enough to come looking, and therefore you were a visage, a reward sent from his Father to him for his patience. He took you right there in the middle of the dirt pentagram, and though you had protested at first, you eventually enjoyed this unexpected homecoming sex. So yes, he definitely fucks outdoors.

Dirty A-Z headcanon game

#michael langdon #michael langdon imagine #prompt games

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@langdonwh0re how the tables turn

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@langdonwh0re

#ahs #american horror story #ahs double feature #season ranking #langdonwh0re #ahs confessions #ranking seasons #wait it aired? #i didn't even see the premiere yet

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@langdonwh0re

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[ahs-confessions]

@langdonwh0re I think AHStories went for the GenZ viewers, and maybe it got a few on board, but it also alienated some old fans who might skip the new season (IMO, it's better than it's been in years, but let's see it stick the landing).

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