The best thing that ever happens in arthuriana is "I loved you before I knew the damage you would cause and I don't think I could ever stop"
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Sama-sama jelek jadi juru kunci aja debat cok. 💀🫵🏻
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arthurian dashboard simulation
🦌 jovesganymede
lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous
🧅 villeinous
morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it
🧅 villeinous
jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex
🐗 hungryserf
op where is this happening. the diabolic sex
✍🏻 tonsurance
we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end
🔮 preeminentwycche
i heard he was unicorning for older het couples
🫂 merlinbignaturals
serial killer AND bad bi rep
🖼 theilluminatedmaid
reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much
🖼 theilluminatedmaid
i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭
🫘 t4tgwencelot
she’s actually so real
🦌 jovesganymede
need her
🐻 strongandtrue
if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer
✝️ spiritussanctus
actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too
🪰 wretchedesthive
lancelot isn’t going to fuck you
⚔️ roundtablewatch
sir kay spotted in camelot
🐗 hungryserf
girl who cares
🫦 nakedasaneedle
likely place for him to be
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"average knight kills 50 people a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. Average knight kills maybe 2 people per year. Manslaughters Gawain and Murder-In-The-Third-Degree Lancelot, who live in Camelot and kill hundreds of people a week, are outliers adn should not have been counted
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Launcelot with this sword shall slay the man that in the world he loved best, that shall be Sir Gawaine.
handing your man the sword he will one day kill you with ~*just arthurian things*~
march to camelot prompt #5: love
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lancewain valentines ⚔️ gift for @achirding !!
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The Calamity of beast and the end of chivalry
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