#krissy mcduff

[emiko-matsui]

a while ago (maybe a few months or a year. i really can't remember) i made a post retitling all the bahumia episodes and i got so much positive response to that of people saying they can finally remember what actually happens in episodes or saying they're finally gonna start naddpod because of it. anyway it made me really happy for a little home project i did for my own sake, so i was wondering if anyone would be interested in this list for eldermourne too

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #brian murphy #emily axford #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner #lou wilson #the third mates #the hexbloods #fia boginya #henry hogfish #zirk vervain #jabari hightower #corbeau babineaux #tarragon snakeroot #krissy mcduff #rundown johnny #bahumia

[joenhead]

Could you believe it first post ever and it is NADDPOD ? Well I can. These two are simply the duo ever and I think of them often.

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #endofriendos #run down johnny #krissy mcduff

[operationslipperypuppet]

Krissy/Johnny Marriage Moments from the Endofriendos Arc

(I absolutely may have missed some but this is in order)

Krissy addresses Johnny while sneaking, despite Johnny being nowhere nearby (to his knowledge)

Johnny decides to not get into a fight because Krissy isn’t around

Krissy is allowed to touch Johnny’s hair

Johnny lies to Krissy to make him feel better (I think this is about the mugs but I’m not sure I didn’t write down more than that)

Krissy asks Johnny to hold him back

Krissy “sometimes” defers to Johnny

Krissy: “it’s been too long since we’ve done this dance, Johnny”

Krissy thinks Johnny looks real cool

Johnny: “Krissy do I have to do everything for you?”

Johnny: “Watch the hair!” Krissy: “As long as the life I’ve got, I’ll watch that hair, Johnny.”

Krissy holds Johnny’s hand

Johnny: (when Krissy is unconscious) “At least one more day Krissy, come on.”

Johnny risks his life and gets the teleportation rules to change to protect Krissy

Krissy: “He’s got no brain, just pompadour. God I love him, though.”

Johnny: “I wanna thank you, too, for not dying, cause that really woulda ruined my weekend.”

Krissy establishes that they live together

They choose to surprise attack at the same time instead of one of them going first

Johnny says that one of the reasons he’s almost as horny as Billie is because he’s been living with Krissy

Krissy proposes a threesome with Johnny and Billie

Johnny is allowed to comb Krissy’s crystals and while Krissy protests, he says it’s nice

Johnny gases up Krissy’s mug business because at least Krissy has a lot of mugs

This is longer than I thought it would be when I started this quest and some of these are stretches but Jake and Caldwell really went off with this one.

#I wonder if they’re aware how married krissy and Johnny are #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #endofriendos #run down johnny #krissy mcduff #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner

[naddpod-arc-tournament]

In honor of starting Round One of the Eldermourne Arc Tournament, I'm curious about everyone's favorite Eldermourne PC!

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #third mates #hexbloods #endo friendos #emily axford #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner #brian murphy #lou wilson

[rooolt]

I see people being like “oh where the jake Caldwell pc/pc romance” bc there’s Hardshine and there’s Billie and Zirk but like,,,,,, krissy and Johnny have been married for like three years

#Endoterra pcs my best friends they’re so funny #I think about the way jake says “rundown Johnny” on the daily #But yeah they’re so funny they live together they’re married I love them #Naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #rundown johnny #Krissy mcduff

[achorusofnonsense]

NADDPod PC Classes as of Most Recent Appearance

The newest player characters, as of Eldermourne 33, got me thinking about the spread of classes and subclasses we've seen across all of NADDPod, so here's the list so far, with statstical analysis under the cut:

BAHUMIA

Hardwon Surefoot (C1): 20 Champion Fighter

Beverly Toegold V: 20 Ancients Paladin

Moonshine Cybin: 19 Spores Druid / 1 Barbarian

Stunkbug: 4 Eldritch Knight Fighter

Tonathan Tinkle: 1 Arcana Cleric / 15 Divination Wizard

Apple Scrumper: 14 Totem Barbarian

Deadeye Cybin: 3 Assassin Rogue / 7 Gunslinger Fighter

Jveliin: 10 Zealot Barbarian

Mavrus Bombora: 14 Draconic Sorcerer

Yugo Boss: 3 Assassin Rogue

Cormac "Mac" Darkstout: 6 Beer Cleric

Davenaxius "Hungry Dave" Gilderfang: 6 Arcane Archer Fighter

Tread Nevers: 6 Lore Bard

Balnor: 20 Purple Dragon Knight Fighter

Solum “Sol” Bufo: 12 Long Death Monk

Calliope Petrichor: 3 Redemption Paladin / 9 Swords Bard

Calder Kildé: 12 Eldritch Knight Fighter

Hardwon Surefoot (C3): 10 Battlemaster Fighter

Frankie Vantasmo: 3 Mastermind Rogue

Penny Vantasmo: 3 Arcane Trickster Rogue

Mavid Vantasmo: 3 Thief Rogue

TRINYVALE

Jens Lyndelle: 16 Swords Bard

Onyx Lumiere: 16 Hexblade Warlock

Nyack of the Rana'For: 16 Hunter (Jampion) Ranger

Wilton the Party Ape: 10 Ancestral Barbarian / 3 Battlemaster Fighter

WINTER SOLSTICE (MIXED BAG ONE-SHOT)

Ulfred Bannebjorn: 6 Moon Druid / 1 Barbarian

Girl: 7 Shadow Monk

Shiloh Creed: 7 Grave Cleric

Jatteson Blix: 7 Rune Knight Fighter

ELDERMOURNE

Fia Boginya: 1 War Cleric / 11 Chronurgy Wizard

Zirk Vervain: 12 Alchemist Artificer

Henry Hogfish: 12 Echo Knight Fighter

Jabari Hightower: 11 Kensei Monk

Tarragon Snakeroot: 6 Dragon Monk / 5 Peace Cleric

Corbeau Babineaux: 11 Mercy Monk

Brimstone Billie: 3 Arcane Trickster Rogue / 7 Battle Smith Artificer

Kragin "Krissy" McDuff: 5 Mastermind Rogue / 5 Battlemaster Fighter

Run-Down Johnny: 10 Soulknife Rogue

The most common class is Fighter, with 10 characters having fighter levels. Rogue takes second with 8. Barbarian, Cleric, and Monk are tied for second, with 5 characters each. There are 3 characters with Bard levels, and Artificer, Druid, Paladin, and Wizard are each represented by 2 characters (interestingly, both druids are multiclassed with barbarian, and both wizards are multiclassed with cleric). The classes with only 1 PC (to date) are Warlock (Onyx), Ranger (Nyack), and Sorcerer (Mavrus).

Going by number of levels, Fighter wins out again, with 96 total levels (only counting Hardwon once), 47 levels of Monk (those Hexbloods), followed by 36 levels of Barbarian, 33 levels of Rogue (the Endo-Friendos + the Vantasmos), 31 levels of Bard (Jens + Tred + Callie), 26 levels of Wizard (late-game Tonathan), 25 levels of Druid, 23 levels of Paladin, 20 levels of Cleric (generally the highest utility multiclass) and 19 levels of Artificer (Zirk+Billie), Warlock and Ranger both have 16 (Onyx=Nyack), with Mavrus' Sorcerer bringing up the rear at 14.

Given the high number of repeat classes, it's interesting to note that there are only five repeated subclasses: Battlemaster, Eldritch Knight, College of Swords, Mastermind, and Assassin (not that Yugo ever used his subclass features).

The player with the most characters is now Jake with 9 followed by Caldwell at 7, Emily at 6, then Murph with 5. Of guests, Nathan Yaffe, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Siobhan Thompson have each played two characters, while Adam Conover, Zac Oyama, Amir Blumenfeld, and Lou Wilson have played one.

In conclusion, NADDPod is a land of contrasts.

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #bahumia #trinyvale #winter solstice one shot #eldermourne #not another d&d podcast

[operationslipperypuppet]

every time i relisten to eldermourne im shaken by how goddamn married krissy and johnny are

“do i have to do everything for you?”

“i’m glad you didn’t die, it would have ruined my weekend”

insane. i love them

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #eldermourne #run down johnny #krissy mcduff

[emiko-matsui]

#dimension 20 #naddpod #d20 #not another dnd podcast #rundown johnny #jvelin #krissy mcduff #kp hob #evan kelmp #deadeye cybin #polls

[emiko-matsui]

#not another dnd podcast #naddpod #caldwell tanner #bahumia #the mavrus chronicles #hot boy summer #eldermourne #ba2mia #beverly toegold v #darnell #hungry dave #zirk vervain #krissy mcduff #sol bufo

[emiko-matsui]

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #caldwell tanner #zirk vervain #beverly toegold #hungry dave #sol bufo #krissy mcduff #polls

[operationslipperypuppet]

masterlist is here!

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #caldwell tanner #beverly toegold v #krissy #zirk vervain #hungry dave #sol bufo #bahumia #eldermourne #the mavrus chronicles #ba2mia

[naddpod-arc-tournament]

Hexbloods

Episodes: Hexblood, The Would Be King, Killshot, The Prophet Gideon, Cindersworn, The Petty King of Outerborough

Oops all monks! We meet our new new heroes the Hexbuds: illeist kensei Jabari Hightower, motivational speaker Corbeau "The Crow" Babineaux, and plant enthusiast Tarragon Snakeroot. The three warriors come out of retirement, get embroiled in the ongoing power struggle for the Petty Kingship of Outerborough, and learn some truths about their mom.

Highlights:

Improvised sneak mission, featuring Jabari’s extreme overkill and the side flap maneuver

"It's not about speechin', it's about listening, and talking-- and you know, when you speak, people listen, but when you stop listening, that's when they really start to understand, you know what I mean?" "No."

Intro chaos continues. Acrostics, songs, "Hey there, centaurs--"

Entering the grove and meeting Glada the frost giant

"Can I put my croc on his chest, so he can't sit up?" "......Your croc?"

Endoterra

Episodes: Endoterra, Disciples of the Scythe, People on the Inside, People on the Outside, Wyvern Knight, Familiar

The Third Mates journey to the lost city of Endoterra. They split the party, join the Awakened resistance against Lord Scythe and the Disciples, and meet the Endo-Friendos: Brimstone Billie the Blacksmith, Run-Down Johnny, and Kragin "It's a Krissy thing" McDuff (oops all rogues!)

Highlights:

Wandering through the fog

Fia’s Dimension Door rescue of Glorg, and then shortly afterwards her sick Misty Step/wall kick/Momentary Stasis combo

Zirk and Henry participate in The Culling, with Billie's encouragement on the side

Sgt Grimdung and the beatos. Oyn, oyn.

Fia comes of age

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #naddpod spoilers #eldermourne #fia boginya #henry hogfish #zirk vervain #hexbloods #endo friendos #lou wilson #emily axford #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner #brian murphy #eldermourne round one