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mpwma · 4 months
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🌟👑 GET READY FOR THE MOST COLOSSAL SHOWDOWN! 👑🌟
Folks, tonight is gonna be BIG – I mean, bigger than one of my skyscrapers, and that's saying something. MLW Kings of Colosseum 2024 is bringing you a match that's hotter than a Trump Tower penthouse, and you don't want to miss it!
In a Taipei Deathmatch for the MLW National Openweight Championship, we've got the reigning champion, Rickey Shane Page, facing off against the incredible Akira! It's gonna be a battle so intense, it makes my Twitter feed look calm. These guys are bringing the heat, the drama, and all the excitement that you'd expect from a Trump rally.
Now, here's the deal – we're thinking about covering this colossal event on "Make Pro Wrestling Majestic Again." Should we do it? Let me know in the comments, and we'll make it happen. Your opinions matter almost as much as mine, and that's saying a lot.
Rickey Shane Page, Akira, they're both tremendous talents. But who's gonna come out on top in this deathmatch extravaganza? We'll break it all down on the podcast, and it's gonna be the best breakdown you've ever heard – believe me.
So, drop your thoughts below, buckle up for the ride, and let's MAKE PRO WRESTLING MAJESTIC AGAIN! 🤼‍♂️💥🏆
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Kaiju Week in Review (December 31, 2023-January 6, 2024)
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Episode 9 of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters was a huge one, wrapping up the flashback storyline with gut punch after gut punch and dropping half the cast into a new realm of the Hollow Earth, Axis Mundi. I'm being vague because there's a very big twist at the end. Chomping at the bit for the finale.
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@quazies has graced us with another animated Godzilla short, this one focusing on Rodan and wringing surprising emotion out of the daffy bird. And I continue to get a kick of out this Animal Crossing-esque Monster Island. This is their fourth Godzilla video; if you're unfamiliar with them, correct this immediately.
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The new issue of TotalFilm has a sizable article on Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. My notes:
Trapper (Dan Stevens) is a sort of Titan veterinarian.
Emphasis on filming in real places; the Hollow Earth is a mixture of Greenland, Iceland, Hawaii, and Australia. Also mentions some sort of physical Kong prop and another full-sized HEAV.
Apex isn't in this story "in a literal way," but Monarch seems to have copped some of their tech; Kong's B.E.A.S.T. Glove is implied to be one example. Sort of disappointing that the Monsterverse continues to avoid having a recurring human villain, but then it would've been hard to keep Apex in the picture, between the Mechagodzilla scandal and all their key members dying.
Rome is mentioned as a location in the film, which was reinforced this week with a Japanese trailer showing Godzilla astride the Colosseum prior to his evolution. As a half-Italian, I'm thrilled.
Wingard is aiming for late-Showa Godzilla vibes. Not possible on a nine-figure budget, says I, but I'm curious to see what he comes up with. Adds that he "wanted the color palette of the film to resemble the experience of what it was like to walk down a toy aisle in the 1980s[.]"
Wingard on Skar King: "[He's], in a way, the closest that the human threat has ever been juxtaposed onto a titan itself. The Skar King almost represents an upscaled version of the worst parts of humanity, just as Kong represents some of the best parts of humanity."
Now, about that cover... they're doing the bisexual lighting on purpose at this point, right?
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The new Godzilla Battle Line units are Orga and Kiryu Kai (Heavy Arms Type). Orga's pretty fun, dropped into the arena by the Millennian UFO and respawning with half health once defeated. The new Kiryu is a major addition, dealing 30% more damage to units that cost 7 energy or more.
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This is my first Kaiju Week in Review covering 2024; for a look back on all that happened in 2023 in kaiju film, television, and video games, I'll refer you to this excellent video by @zagorudan. @vintagehenshin has one out on indie tokusatsu as well.
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This is a year ending in "4", so a lot of Godzilla movies have big anniversaries on the way. The biggest, of course, is Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, turning 50 on March 21. Toho wasn't celebrating golden anniversaries in earnest when the other non-Godzilla members of the Big Five reaches theirs, so expect a Full Weapon Strike of merch, comics, and short films. We already know Mechagodzilla's in the next Godzilla Rivals issue, though not top-billed. Ultraman Leo, ESPY, Evil of Dracula, and Prophecies of Nostradamus also turn 50 this year.
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agentnico · 2 months
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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) review
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Someone should call child services, as Kong uses a baby monkey as a weapon and flails him around like a whip, using the poor little fella to bash against incoming enemies. Granted the little chap is durable, but like….. I’m sorry, this movie is ridiculous. Like I can’t even!
Plot: Godzilla and the almighty Kong face a colossal threat hidden deep within the planet, challenging their very existence and the survival of the human race.
2021’s Godzilla vs. Kong holds a special place in my heart in that during COVID-19 it was one of the first and only films to come out during lockdown. I recall sitting in my living room suffering from high depression (I mean, who wasn’t at that time, am I right??) and I stuck on the Godzilla vs Kong film with low expectations……and I had the greatest time ever. By no means was it a masterpiece. It’s even far away from being a good film, but at that time when I was cinema-deprived and life was in a constant state of limbo, a big trashy Hollywood blockbuster with two massive CGI monsters beating the living crap of each other was exactly the entertainment I needed.
In cometh Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Naturally we’re no longer in a pandemic so the WOW factor is gone, and also Godzilla Minus One only recently came out reminding us that Godzilla can be sophisticated when need be. That being said, am I opposed to seeing some ridiculously over-the-top kaiju brawls for absolutely no other reason other than Hollywood wanting to throw money against the wall and seeing what happens? Yes. Look, from the set-up the whole thing doesn’t make sense in the first place. I get it is fantasy and suspension of disbelief is required, but it’s a giant walking nuclear power plant that holds the title of king of the monsters against a bloody monkeh. I don’t care how cool or likeable Kong is, if we’re being realistic he’d get smushed just by touching Godzilla. Like, ain’t that lizard boi radioactive?? Last time I checked radioactivity is pretty fatal. Kong should have developed multiple forms of cancer since the 2021 film, I’m just saying. But again, that’s if we’re thinking logically, however as we’ve learned from these MonsterVerse movies, logic isn’t a word that exists. So let’s enjoy the lizard and monkeh for what they are - bring it on!!
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is exactly what you expect it to be… in the last 30 minutes. The first hour and a half is actually a casual sequel to Kong: Skull Island, with Godzilla a fleeting cameo just getting up to random shenanigans, with every appearance lasting no longer than 5 seconds. I’m serious, Godzilla to this movie is like Scrat is to the Ice Age movies. If you recall the little saber-toothed squirrel hardly ever connects to the main plot-line of those films, and instead is only obsessed with getting his stupid acorn. Same with Godzilla, he fights random kaijus just cause. He takes naps in the Colosseum just cause. He eats nuclear plants for breakfast just cause. He turns Barbie-level pink just cause. His entire role in this movie is just cause. Otherwise this is through and through a King Kong movie. Not that I’m complaining, if you want to make a somewhat engaging and emotionally resonant narrative (as if this movie has a plot!), it’s easier to focus on Kong as he has the baggage of being lonely and wanting to find a home and more of his kind, so there’s something there to work with. So we spend most of the movie wit Kong as he explores Hollow Earth that’s discovered from the previous film, and I quite enjoyed all that. Does the movie need to be 2 hours long? Nope, as the whole Hollow Earth story-line is dragged out so much when in fact all that happens could have easily been told in the size of a short film. Essentially nothing much happens is what I’m saying. Like the whole thing is a set-up for the inevitable and highly anticipated final showdown that we’ve all paid for.
About the final showdown - it’s so dumb. I mean the whole movie is dumb, but the final battle breaks any last remaining realm of reason and turns into this crazy bonkers monsters v monsters smashy-bashy bonkers beat ‘em up, and it was absolutely fantastic! Again, I fully admit the stupidity of it all, but watching this movie’s finale in a crowded theatre with everyone cheering, laughing, clapping and howling alongside all the CGI madness that is thrown at our faces - it was awesome! I’d give the final 30 minutes a 10/10 score easily, as it is exactly what we want from a Godzilla and Kong movie. Godzilla spears Kong through a pyramid and then immediately follows that up with a suplex. That right there is cinematic genius!! The rest of the movie is fine and has its moments, but is just a meandering set-up for that ending.
This being a MonsterVerse movie naturally there are also some human characters that we are forced to care about. Like I give a f***, gimme me more lizard and monkeh!!! I want them here, and I want them now! To be fair the producers must have listened to the audience feedback as there is much less human stuff in this movie. There’s a useless sub-plot with Rebecca Hall and her adopted daughter that was so boring and generic and was the dullest part of the movie. Brian Tyree Henry and Dan Stevens are a delight though, providing some enjoyable comedic tongue in cheek, with Stevens especially excelling at the one-liner quips. Nice also to see Stevens teaming back up with director Adam Wingard, the two having previously worked on the wonderful indie thriller The Guest. Honestly if you have not seen The Guest you’re missing out big time - a delightful slice of action horror with a fantastic atmosphere that sucks you in with a dash of dry black comedy edge.
Speaking of Adam Wingard, he’s evidently a good match with these goofy Fast & Furious-level silly monster flicks. He directs the movie using a fun colourful visual palette, with some fantastic sci-fi set pieces, and Hollow Earth is reminiscent very much of a Jules Verne-type adventure locale, very much in the vain of a Journey to the Centre of the Earth, or a Mysterious Island. There’s also a strong 80’s retro vibe to the movie with the techno-synth music score from Junkie XL that had strong Thor: Ragnarok feels to it. I must say through all its stupidity, visually the film is really cinematic and looks awesome on the big screen.
I had a solid time with Godzilla x Kong, especially with those last 30 minutes. Satisfyingly entertaining blockbuster fast-food. It does get a while to get there, and also the movie is fit with so many plot holes and inconsistencies, and also it really did feel like the writers were making things up as they were going along, but I don’t care. This was never intended to be high calibre award worthy filmmaking. It’s only a monkeh, standing in front of a radioactive lizard, asking him to fight together. Really entertaining and super fun. Best part was when it was revealed that Kong could talk and screamed “it’s KONGIN TIME!!’
Overall score: 6/10
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wondersmanmade · 5 months
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Discover 100 Epic Man-Made Wonders Worldwide: 2024 Edition!
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Let's explore 100 of the most epic man-made wonders across the globe in this 2024 edition! Buckle up, because we're going on a journey around the world to witness the incredible feats of human ingenuity and creativity.
The Great Wall of China: Stretching an astonishing 21,196 kilometers (13,171 miles) across mountains, deserts, and grasslands, the Great Wall snakes its way through China like a majestic dragon. This UNESCO World Heritage Site is a testament to China's rich history and resilience, and its awe-inspiring presence never fails to captivate visitors.
The Taj Mahal, India: One of the most recognizable buildings in the world, the Taj Mahal is a stunning white marble mausoleum built by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his third wife Mumtaz Mahal. Its intricate details, symmetrical gardens, and serene reflecting pool make it a true architectural marvel and a symbol of eternal love.
Chichen Itza, Mexico: This ancient Mayan city in the Yucatán Peninsula was once a thriving center of religious and political power. Its towering pyramids, temples, and ball courts offer a glimpse into the fascinating Mayan civilization and its advanced architectural and astronomical knowledge.
Machu Picchu, Peru: The "Lost City of the Incas" perched high in the Andes Mountains is a breathtaking example of Inca engineering and artistry. Its stonework, terraced fields, and temples blend seamlessly with the surrounding landscape, creating a mystical and unforgettable experience.
Petra, Jordan: Carved into sandstone cliffs in the Jordanian desert, Petra was once the capital of the Nabataean kingdom. Its intricate rock-cut architecture, including the iconic Treasury, amphitheater, and Siq entrance, is a testament to the skill and artistry of the Nabataean people.
The Colosseum, Rome: This elliptical amphitheater was once the center of gladiatorial combats and public spectacles in ancient Rome. Its imposing structure and well-preserved arches stand as a reminder of the Roman Empire's power and engineering prowess.
The Pyramids of Giza, Egypt: These ancient tombs, especially the Great Pyramid of Khufu, are some of the oldest and most impressive man-made structures in the world. Their precise mathematical calculations and astronomical alignments continue to baffle archaeologists and historians, adding to their mystique.
The Statue of Liberty, New York City: A symbol of freedom and hope for millions of immigrants, the Statue of Liberty stands tall on Liberty Island in New York Harbor. Its copper figure of Lady Liberty holding a torch and a book welcomes visitors from around the world.
Angkor Wat, Cambodia: This sprawling temple complex in Cambodia was the religious and political center of the Khmer Empire for centuries. Its intricate carvings, towering gopuras, and serene atmosphere make it a masterpiece of Khmer art and architecture.
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany: Perched on a rugged hill in Bavaria, Neuschwanstein Castle is a fairytale-like palace that inspired Walt Disney's Sleeping Beauty Castle. Its turrets, bridges, and Wagnerian themes reflect the eccentric tastes of King Ludwig II and continue to enchant visitors
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mpwma · 4 months
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🌟🥋 GET READY FOR A WRESTLING SHOWDOWN LIKE NEVER BEFORE! 🥋🌟
Folks, tonight's MLW Kings of Colosseum 2024 is shaping up to be a tremendous event, and there's a match that's got everyone talking – Matt Riddle vs. Jacob Fatu! It's gonna be YUGE, believe me. These guys are like the heavyweight champions of charisma, and you won't want to miss it.
Now, here's the deal – we're thinking about covering this colossal clash on "Make Pro Wrestling Majestic Again." Should we do it? I want to hear from you in the comments. Your opinions matter almost as much as my great business decisions, and that's saying a lot.
Matt Riddle, the bro with the flips and kicks, taking on Jacob Fatu, the powerhouse of the ring – it's like a match made in wrestling heaven. Who's gonna come out on top? We'll break it down on the podcast, and it's gonna be the best breakdown in the history of breakdowns.
So, drop your thoughts below, grab your popcorn, and get ready for a night of wrestling excitement. Let's MAKE PRO WRESTLING MAJESTIC AGAIN, one suplex at a time! 🤼‍♂️🔥
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mpwma · 4 months
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🔥🎙️ GET READY FOR A SPECTACLE LIKE NEVER BEFORE – TRUMP-STYLE WRESTLING IS HERE! 🎙️🔥
Folks, it's a tremendous night in the world of wrestling! MLW Kings of Colosseum is happening, and let me tell you, it's going to be YUGE! We've got Alex Kane, the reigning and defending MLW World Heavyweight Champion, facing off against Richard Holliday – and it's going to be a clash of titans, just like when I took on the political establishment!
Now, I've been hearing a lot about this match, and they say it's for the MLW World Heavyweight Championship. That's a big deal, folks – almost as big a deal as making America great again!
But here's the question of the century: Should we cover this incredible event on my YouTube and podcast channel? I need to hear from YOU, the smartest audience in the world. Leave your comments below and let's make wrestling discussion great again!
So, folks, let me know in the comments if we should cover MLW Kings of Colosseum. It's going to be the best decision you've ever made, I guarantee it!
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mpwma · 4 months
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🚨🌟 THE GREATEST NIGHT IN WRESTLING HISTORY – AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GREATNESS! 🌟🚨
Folks, tonight is a night like no other! MLW Kings of Colosseum is here, and it's going to be absolutely tremendous. We've got Janai Kai defending the MLW World Women's Featherweight Championship against Hyper Misao – two incredible athletes, folks, just like me in my prime!
Now, I've been told this is a match for the ages, and you know I only associate with the best. These women are going to go at it, and it's going to be combative, it's going to be controversial – just the way we like it!
But here's the deal, and I always make the best deals: Should we cover this historic event on my YouTube and podcast channel? I need to hear from you, the smartest audience in the world. Leave your thoughts in the comments – it's going to be the most fantastic discussion, believe me.
So, folks, let me know in the comments if we should cover MLW Kings of Colosseum. It's going to be the best decision you've ever made, I guarantee it!
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mpwma · 4 months
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🌟🎙️ TREMENDOUS ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎙️🌟
Folks, let me tell you, tonight is going to be HUGE! It's Doug vs. Brett Ryan Gosselin in a Love is Blind match at MLW Kings of Colosseum. Now, I have no idea what a Love is Blind match is, but I guarantee it's going to be tremendous, just like everything I touch!
People are saying, "Should we cover the show?" Well, let me tell you, covering this show is going to be the best decision you ever make. We're going to have the most amazing, the most fantastic, the most beautiful discussions and reviews on my YouTube and podcast channel. It's going to be controversial, it's going to be combative, just the way we like it!
Now, I need your input! Do you want us to cover MLW Kings of Colosseum? Let me know in the comments! We're going to have the best discussions, believe me. I always listen to the people, the smartest people, and we're going to make this podcast and YouTube channel the greatest in the history of wrestling!
So, don't be shy, folks. Leave your thoughts in the comments below. Should we cover the show? It's going to be a tremendous decision, I can tell you that much.
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