tumblr is such a trash website but there’s not rlly anywhere else good that has the anonymity, every other fuck ass app is like “sync your phone contacts?? add facebook friends??? suggest your account to every person who has ever been within a five mile radius of you????” NO, BITCH, I ONLY WANT TO TALK TO WEIRDO FREAK STRANGERS, PISS OFF
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Amanda: are you watching Johnny in my sunglasses?
Daniel: is he moving in slow motion or is my brain doing that?
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“Red Velvet”
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Reader poked her lip out as she looked at her husband. Her eyes well up with emotion and tears caused by her pregnancy hormones.
“Why are you being soooo meannnnn to me.” her belly shook as she tried to stop crying.
“Sugar you are being way too dramatic about this. I'm not going out to get you a whole red velvet cheesecake at four in the morning. I wouldn't even know where to find one this early in the morning anyway.” Mike rolled his eyes as he turned over in their massive bed to look at his pregnant wife.
Her food cravings, mostly of the sweet variety, only got worse as the pregnancy went along. Now it was normal for her to get up or in this case beg Mike to go get her what she wanted.
She huffed saying “If you would have let me make those cookies last night maybe your daughter wouldn't be trying to fuck with my emotions.” Mike rolled his eyes before grinning up at her. She was lifted up on a mound of pillows and resting against their bed's headboard.
Her eyes were half-lidded as she started stares at her belly, one hand rubbing over her large bump. She was getting bigger and bigger every day and it filled him with pure joy and excitement.
“You know...” one of his own hands reached out and gently slid over hers. His voice was low and surly “You really weren't complaining last night after we got Milo down and we went back to the kitchen and had some very nice “fun” on the table-” Reader's face was hot as she tried to hide a blooming smile on her face.
“Thats not fair, you seduced me Mr.Barnes”
“Ummm well Ms.Barnes seemed to have been enjoying that seducing because she was very into it. I remember something like “Pleaee don't stop Mike- oh Mike harder! I'm going to cu-”
“Ok ok, I liked it! But still.....now I'm hungry and craving cake.” she slapped his hand making him chuckle.
For a moment it was silent before Reader let out a slightly shaky breath, her hand stilling on her belly for a moment.
Mike watched in silence for a moment before saying “You ok?”
She nodded with a sigh, her hand moving to the underside of her bump.
“She's moving more these days that's all. It's a strange feeling to have her fully moving, kicking, and punching... it's just new and weird I guess. Kinda hurts sometimes and is super uncomfortable. But I'm glad she's finally moving because it makes all of this feel real.” she smiled down at her growing bump. Mike watched before scooting over to her, he rested his head on her chest.
They both sat for a while as they just watched her belly. It moves up and down with her breathing but a few minutes later they finally get to witness it together. They watch as the skin of her belly stretches with a kick.
“Wow, she really can kick! That looked like a pretty strong one too.”
“I know right, it feels like just yesterday they were telling us she would be moving soon. Now she's full-on making a big show of being able to show every she's really in there.”
Reader giggled as she used both hands to smooth over her belly.
Suddenly the baby monitor went off making both adults look over to the small waki taki. The small light on the device was flipped on as the tall tale gargling and babbling started. Milo was starting to wake up for his feeding. Lucky for Reader, because of her hormones and being around Milo she had started lactating early so she was able to breastfeed.
She started to shift but Mike stopped her with a hand, he rolled back over to his side of the bed and got up.
“I got him don't worry.”
Reader gave a tired smile before rolling her eyes.
“Hey you act like that and maybe I won't make a detour to the kitchen and fish out the box of chocolate chip cookies I hid a while back because I knew this would happen.”
Her eyes widened before she made a small zip motion over her lips.
“I will happily stop myself right now. Please go get my baby and the cookies our other baby wants.”
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Concept: human AU, FACE family,
Kid Matthew and kid Alfred doing karate!!!
Alfred would have so much energy and enthusiasm, but also be very bad at following directions
Matthew would be kinda shy, and more quiet, but I think eventually he’d surpass Alfred in skill through precision and quiet practice
Of course, both of them would shine when they’re sparring each other, especially when they got older. Alfred would put in a lot more focus, and Matthew would be more aggressive, both of them really wanting to win
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There is a song I want to make a lawrusso video with forever. The problem is.. I totally suck at cutting videos XD I can't do any cool effects or something, I use windows movie maker and it will be totally lame but I still wanna do it.
A variant could be a collage with quotes from the lyrics X3 But I really wanna make the video somehow. Does anyone know a video programm that is free and for dummies but has some nice features? =)
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i just think there's something particularly "Americana" about the karate kid movie. i mean, it opens with two east-coast italian-americans taking to the open road and, in the background of all this western scenery, we get these very obvious western themes in the score--like, the movie is just sitting there with a bull-horn in the directors chair chanting "They're going West. They're going West. They're going West." and they end up going so Very west that Daniel's whole story revolves around a cultural product/study directly transported from the "East."
(and i also think that there's a fun little intersection between the Japanese film and Italian film centered on "The American West" that there's no way John Avildsen wasn't very aware of, and that's got to have been, if not consciously, circling around his Film-Mind the entire time he was making karate kid.)
and when you compare it to avildsen's Other Sports Movie (Rocky) which is such a love letter to the make-up of the industrial city of the American East, the karate kid feels like an answer to that city in so many ways. there's that joke that lucille says when she's asking daniel if he's met any cute girls and she goes "The whole world's turned blonde!" which is funny to hear but also funny when you consider that it's very much a comment on a misunderstanding of what southern californians Look Like--there's the blonde anglo-ish-americans living in Encino and then there's all the kids daniel befriended for like a second before johnny kicked his ass on the beach.
daniel, looking around the area surrounding mr. miyagi's house, goes "looks like newark." but it's mr. miyagi who takes daniel to places that are unmistakably The West---his backyard, the beach, fishing, his own personal history, etc. in direct contrast with the weirdly sanitized cobra kai spaces, which could be Anywhere.
something like this (with all the tiny american fascists in a row) compared to:
a Place.
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