motorcycleboy9

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double posting in one night because I'm awesome and unstoppable. read more if you want to be bombared by my warrior cat au

CAT JALLY IS HERE!!!! Idk why Dallys mom chose his dork ass name in the og but he's named very blatantly after the state/city here. He's bounced around different locations a lot, especially for how young he is. He's been in Texas, New York, and now Oklahoma. He hitchhiked in people's cars to get place to place, before eventually settling down in Oklahoma once he got situated w homegang.

Dally and Johnny are actually THEE dynamic duo here. Dally is farrrr more hype about sparring and fighting than Johnny is, like that freak lives and breathes it, (he likes winning) but Johnny still kicks ass because Dally trained him. Johnny has like has a sleeper build because he's constantly hunched over like a crinkled plastic bag so they don't ever expect it when he leaps at them like a sugar glider and starts scratching the shit out of them

Johnny doesn't really like sparring at all because he doesn't like hurting his buddies, and Johnny literally has only two modes and it's passive or actually rabid so he always reflexively holds back when they try and spar with him since he cant be normal about sparring. So he just ends up literally standing there doing nothing. Imagine those videos of goats just freezing. Or opposums playing dead

He can play fight with the others fine, but he can only really spar for real with Dally because he's not afraid of hurting him. What I'm trying to say is Johnny hones in on beating the enemy whenever he fights and he literally can't multitask. he's LOCKED in

Johnny mostly tag teams w Pony because first of all Pony is not doing that shit alone and SECONDD of all, while Dal and him DO fight good together, Johnny tried sending him A Look one time mid battle and Dally didn't get it and asked if he was abt to cough up a hairball. Then Dally was body slammed by the guy behind him Johnny was trying to warn him about

Johnny tried explaining what he did afterwards and Dally said that shit was stupid and Johnny mumbled smthin abt "Pony would get it😒😒😒" he was low-key embarrassed though

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they have beautiful princess disorder

#ME WHEN HELLONEARTHTODAY DROPPED A NEW NASTERPIECE #masterpiece #I can't spell #god bless shepard siblings #i love angela #me too bpd

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if you think about it further, ponyboy was barely 13 when the outsiders main story happened. it was august. dally's birthday is in november, which means he's 17 and 9 months old... which means the age gap between dallas and ponyboy is about 3.5 y.o... + the maturity gap.

me when i found out people ship dallas and ponyboy

#yes offence #hate the ship #why would anybody like that #“but jally-” #if johnny looks 14 it doesn't mean he thinks like a 14 yo + he's even more mature than an average 16 yo would be

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How dare you be one of my fav blogs 😡🫵 you are the reason im addicted to tumbler <3

I thought it was one of these interactive asks at first 😓😓 thank you it's so sweet

#inbox

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rip johnny lawrence you would've loved uno no mercy

#daniel is against the concept of no mercy but if that means he can humiliate johnny in uno #ngl i believe that johnny is no good at card games like uno #and if they're playing with kids robby and daniel would be the best at it #the family gathering would end up with johnny filling the divorce papers #if johnny wins once in a while hes not gonna let others forget it #cobra kai #the karate kid #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #nickyapping

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Something something… Being gold is to love the world and keep yourself open to it. Something something Sodapop ‘is beautiful and golden like their mother’ and ‘has golden hair and a bright smile* and ‘loves life and gets drunk off living’. Something something Ponyboy and Sodapop are said to look similar even though Ponyboy doesn’t see it and are often compared (esp by the two most insightful characters in the book; Cherry and Johnny). Something something Ponyboy sees Sodapop as gold and often talks about how Soda’s everything good in world while is he is blind to the fact he is gold and good too. Something something Ponyboy decides to stay gold while Sodapop ends the novel in a bad place and possibly doesn’t stay gold (or was never as gold as Pony thought he was)

#i love your brain

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Idk if I ever showed yall this one

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Pony: you often use humor to deflect trauma

Two-bit: Thank you

Pony: I didn't say that was a good thing

Two-bit: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

#hes just like me fr #and i mean both pinyboy and two bit

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saw @banjoboyscout’s western au and was suddenly filled with visions. (his law-upholding boys on the right and my bank robbers on the left)

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rip the outsiders boys you would’ve loved mewing

#“hey dally why won’t you tell us where johnny and pony are” 🤫🧏‍♂️ #<prev #HELP

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i need dalpony shippers to tell me WHY they ship them because it’s soooooo weird

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#don't wanna hear anything. dislike this ship to my death. #ppl are saying “i dont like jally cus its popular” but jally is as popular as it is hated by people #i saw some people sayin shit like i dont like jally bcus of an age gap and then shipping dallyboy #sorry too much negativity

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cowboy pony n johnny 🏜️

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here are the remaining greasers’ guides !!

part 1 is here

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best friends vs little brothers

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darry when he came home from his second job and 6 dumbass children in his house want to be fed

#HELPPPP

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me and who? me and me

adhd vs autism

#silly

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ship so good they both died