#kara and luther was surprisingly hard

[bearlee-giggling]

dbh tickle hcs

feeling sad so. this is a thing i'm doing. starting with the three protags, connor being deviant, might do more.

lee!connor:

hooooooly shit this boy is so sensitive

he upgraded his sensors after deviating so he would feel the same sensations as humans do

what he was NOT prepared for was just how ticklish that would make him

hank actually realized before connor did, by nudging the android in the ribs only for him to flinch and back away

sumo kisses >>>>>

absolutely cannot take teasing, whatsoever

"yohohou're an ahahahasshohole!"

he knows that swearing will make hank "angry" so when he's in a particularly bad lee mood, he'll pretty much swear just as much as hank in hopes of getting what they both know he wants

his worst spots are probably anywhere on his torso, and also his ears

his laugh is very high and giggly, which hank also finds fucking hilarious considering how serious connor always was before

ler!connor

as ticklish as connor is, he can be ruthless as a ler

of course after first discovering his sensitivity and hank tickled him silly, connor needed to get his revenge

the plus side of being a literal computer is that he can research new information and find answers within seconds

so he quickly research the most sensitive places on the human body before completely destroying hank

"you shouldn't dish out what you can't take yourself, lieutenant."

thats right, this boy knows how to TEASE

he always knows when a lee has had enough, as he can scan their body to look for problems with breathing, increased heartrate, etc

however, scanning for increased heart rate also helps in discovering the best spots as he watches the speed raise or lower as he hovers his hands above certain spots

lee!kara

ok, i'm gonna say it

i don't think kara is ticklish

there might be a few spots that get her to flinch away and smile a bit, but really that's it

ler!kara

now when it comes to kara as a ler... completely different story

being an android that was originally made to take care of small children, kara is no stranger to tickling and play fighting with kids

she likes to tickle alice when she's feeling down on herself, especially when it has to do with todd

of course with alice, kara keeps things light and playful, as to avoid any feelings similar to the way she felt around todd. as soon as alice says stop, kara stops

now what kara wasn't expecting was how ticklish LUTHER was

she's a much more "intense" ler with him, but she knows he can take it

kara loves playing the big bad ler with luther bc she (a) loves listening to luther's laugh and (b) knows how much fun alice has while watching her strong and serious father figure reduced to a giggly mess

lee!markus

we all know that carl treated markus like a son before The Incident, and what kind of father doesn't play with his kid?

carl received markus after he was already paralyzed, but that surely didn't keep him from playing around with his new companion

markus was produced to simulate human senses and emotions, so markus being ticklish didn't really surprise carl

markus isn't insanely sensitive, probably fairly average compared to most humans, but you can still get him pretty bad when he isn't expecting you

markus taught the jericrew about tickling, but immediately regretted it as josh and simon immediately ganged up on him as north watched, smirking in the corner

simon LOOOOOVES tickling markus when he's being too hard on himself, he just cares abt his bf a lot

i'd say his worst spot is probably his ribs, and also the palms of his hands!

his laugh varies a lot depending on who he's with, what spots are being targeted, etc, but one thing that is almost always consistent is that he snorts. all. THE TIME

ler!markus

like i mentioned before, markus taught the jericrew abt tickling

the lesson of course, being the in the form of what essentially turned into a three way tickle fight between him, simon, and josh

before si and josh teamed up against him, markus was surprisingly quick with his hands and VERY teasey

"wait what's so funny? did i miss the joke?"

he knows that most forms of physical contact are something that north wants to stay away from, and markus respects that, of course

revenge for simon's tickle attacks always end well for markus, simon's just a lot more sensitive

100% the type to laugh along with whoever he's tickling, you can't change my mind

#dbh tickles #dbh tickle hcs #dbh tickling #lee!connor #ler!connor #ler!kara #lee!markus #ler!markus

[compassblogs]

I did a collab with @opossum-with-a-pencil ! Honestly this was so fun to do and Opossum is such an awesome person. They did the gorgeous art piece at the end of this post and I wrote the story!

Scaredy Jerries

'Jerry it’s a little spooky out here.' No Hat Jerry whispered fearfully, pressing his body close to Hat Jerry, who reassured him by placing an arm around his synthetic shoulders.

‘Don’t worry Jerry. I’m here!’

‘What about me?!’ Beanie Jerry yelled from behind, counting the amount of candy that he had collected in his pumpkin bucket.

Hat Jerry was dressed as a vampire, No Hat Jerry was dressed as a skeleton and Beanie Jerry was wrapped in a mummy costume.

‘Yes, you as well Jerry, but you’re also more likely to scare Jerry than I am.’

Beanie Jerry pouted as he caught up to Hat Jerry and No Hat Jerry.

‘How long until we get there?’ No Hat Jerry whined.

‘Not long! Just a bit longer! Maybe a few minutes!’ Hat Jerry exclaimed happily.

They were all on their way to Kara, Luther and Alice’s house, and they were collecting candy for Alice on the way. She couldn’t eat loads at once, because of course she was a child and she would be hyperactive, but also due to the fact of her being an android and not being able to consume tons of human food all at once, but that didn’t stop Beanie Jerry from getting tons for her anyway.

The streets were dark, and most of the houses contained Halloween lights or stickers in their windows. Some houses had their house lights switched on, and were handing out sweets to kids and smiling at them cheerfully as the children stuffed their sacks and buckets with snacks, excited to tuck into them when they got home. Other lights had their house lights switched off, which, on a regular night, would be irrelevant, but on Halloween night, the spookiest night of the year, the darkened houses gave a very eerie effect which made No Hat Jerry shiver.

Just after 10 minutes later, the trio arrived at the beautifully lit up home. Pumpkin lights surrounded the window at the front of the house, and two candlelit pumpkins stood at either side of the house’s front door, like two little orange soldiers ready to battle any foul ghouls.

Hat Jerry knocked on the door, taking a quick look back at the decorated houses behind him, and the decorated house that he was currently standing in front of with his two identical brothers.

There was no answer.

Hat Jerry knocked again as Beanie Jerry ran to peek through the window.

Nothing again.

The brothers looked at each other, before No Hat Jerry piped up.

‘’Do you have the house key?”

Hat Jerry thought for a moment, before grinning wildly and pulling the key out of a pocket from his vampire costume.

“Yes!”

No Hat Jerry stood patiently next to Beanie Jerry as Hat Jerry opened the door and opened it for the other two Jerries to make their way inside.

Once inside, they admired the decorations littering the hallway’s walls. Pumpkin and ghost paper cut-outs lined the walls, clearly been cut out from white and orange cardboard or regular paper. Plastic spiders hung down from the ceiling, causing No Hat Jerry to freak out and run out of the hallway into the living room. This made Beanie Jerry laugh, but stop suddenly as he earned a glare from Hat Jerry.

They all made their way into the living room, looking around for the house’s residents. It seemed nobody was home. It was so quiet, so weird. But the lights were on, and there were sweets on the table. Little gummy spiders and ghost marshmallows. One of those marshmallows had been half eaten, so there must have been some activity in the house.

They all stood in the living room awkwardly. They had been in this house before, but being here without the residents knowing felt…wrong.

“BAH!” A voice screamed behind them.

The trio jumped, and No Hat Jerry screamed loudly, scrambling backwards and diving into Beanie Jerry’s arms, which surprisingly, after laughing hard, he held him to calm him, rubbing and patting his back in a soothing manner.

Alice laughed, jumping up and down and clapping her hands. Kara and Luther also made their way downstairs, laughing with her as they watched the identical trio gain their thirium pumps back to normal.

They all paused for a moment, and then Hat Jerry spoke up.

“Well, that was certainly something!”

“Alice has been waiting to do that all day.” Kara smiled as she walked into the living room. “Luther has been waiting for you, and as soon as he shouted that you were here, we all ran upstairs. Alice almost couldn’t contain her giggles.” She smiled again at Alice as she fondly stroked her hair. She then turned back to the trio.

“Here. Make yourselves at home.” Kara pointed to the sofa, giving permission to the trio to sit down.

The trio sat down on the sofa, and Alice, Kara and Luther sat down on the other. Alice was dressed as a bear, Kara was dressed as a zombie maid and Luther was dressed as a mad scientist.

“Oh, Alice! We brought some goodies for you!” Beanie Jerry declared loudly, handing his bucket to Alice, Hat Jerry and No Hat Jerry following and also handing their hand-earned sweets to Alice, who gladly took them. That wasn’t to last long though, as Kara gently took the sweets from Alice.

“Ahhhh let’s put those in the kitchen shall we and you can eat them tomorrow!”

“Okay!” Alice nodded, moving to sit on Luther’s knee.

Kara soon returned, and cuddled up next to Luther on the sofa.

“Right. Let’s pop on a movie shall we?”

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh headcanons #detroit become human headcanons #dbh jerry #dbh jerries #dbh the jerries #dbh story #detroit become human story #dbh fanfic #dbh kara #dbh luther #dbh alice

[gayfishermanfive]

aight yall hear me out on this

stardew valley au

yeah, the farm game LSDJFDSLK

but!! it has.. potential. aaaaand i think.. it would work rather nicely for rk1k too??? uwu

so. lets say that markus is essentially the player character. the farmer. he’s come to the valley to basically honor his father carl, and aspires to be the bestest farmer of them all. he mostly grows flowers and makes various artisan goods, but he’s happy and stable in his job.

moving to a new place, however, brings a lot of new people. and markus soon learns that stardew valley has a rather.. interesting variety of residents.

theres hank. the ex police lieutenant. mostly hostile and grumpy in demeanour, suffers with depression and alcoholism due to the loss of his son cole. he lives with his adoptive son, connor. a reserved, yet polite young man, that proves surprisingly difficult to befriend, despite his warm personality. he seems to interact with noone, aside from hank and refuses to speak of his past before coming to the valley. connor volunteers at a small animal rescue center, and has his own cat called nacho.

there is also kamski, the reclusive millionaire and hermit. he’s rarely seen outside of his mansion, and only, if ever, interacts with the rest of the town on special event days. upon closer friendship, markus finds out that kamski was a friend of carl. and is the REASON that markus himself was even raised by carl.

much like hank, north was initially hostile. she wanted little to do with markus, little to do with ANYONE despite existing within her own little bubble of friends. shes often seen hanging out with simon and josh, although most of her time is spent bickering with the latter. close friendship with north involves vandalising local properties, and graffiting almost EVERYTHING. 

josh, the rather quiet and pacifistic librarian, can often be seen with north and simon. his favorite subject to talk about is history, and he wishes to open up his own museum within the valley. sometimes, he reads non-fiction books to the children of stardew valley and has somewhat of a love-hate relationship with north.

and then theres simon. good ol simon. mr “i just saw you and i want to be ur love interest”, probably the easiest guy to befriend out of everyone. he runs a flower shop, selling bouquets and various flower seeds. honestly, he just wants to get into farmer markus’s pants.

there’s also kara and luther, and their daughter alice. a rather private, but friendly family. 

but... back to connor. good old mysterious connor. why is markus so intrigued by him? is it that pretty face? those doe-like eyes? that unspoken, tragic past?

whatever it is, he has markus’s interest. and markus will do just about ANYTHING to work out just why he’s so hard to get to know. and why he keeps rejecting the friendship of everyone and anyone. coughhewasabusedasachildthatswhycough poor bb boy

but all of these fun folks? they make up the valley. and now? markus just has to get to know each and every one of them.

#jumps shitty sdv au #this was better in my head oop #stardew valley au #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh north #dbh simon #dbh josh #dbh hank #dbh kamski #but yeah like #in short markus is farmer #and everyone else is npc #connor north simon and josh are all available love interests too uwu #but we all know markus wants that sweet sweet corn boy #and yes nacho had to be in this au i am weak for concons therapy cat okay LKSDJFDS #he also has ptsd in this au #but despite that #it is still v fluffy #with lots of morky moo bonding with everyone uwu #i might even think up some like character events and shit for everyone LKSDSFJD #or dates #but tbh im only interested in con as a love interest~ #rk1k #markus also has a prosthetic leg in this au cos i said so uwu #and at somepoint ends up basically becoming the fucking town mayor #poor markus cant escape responsibility!!! #but honestly tho i just wanted soft rk1k farmer au LSDJFKSDKLF #with connors cat on the side sdmfdsf #and all the good kids too lol

[yanderedbh-moved]

The Yanderes + Smut Scenarios

Fun with the DBH character + fun tropes! Requests are open, though, if you want me to expand on, or write more from any of these ideas. Obviously NSFW below the cut so read at your own digression.

Connor

Surprisingly gentle when he is In the Mood. No more aggressive, just a bit more physically close is all. Rubbing his body up against yours, loving touches, a kiss on the cheek. The sort of things most people would brush off, but from Connor, you know he must want something here.

The more an more headed he becomes, the more possessive, like more than either of you would’ve expected. It’s hard for him not to get extra handsy here and feel an exquisite sense of power holding you in his bed.

But when he isn’t buried in the mood, Connor can’t help but feel a little nervous here. Sex isn’t exactly part of his programmed directions, so he worries he might mess up here. Just urge him forward and say he’s doing so well, and this is an issue easily forgotten.

Markus

Sensory deprivation, all the way. He wants to leave you as overstimulated and under his control as possible. Usually, he’ll just use a blindfold on you, and it’ll work just fine for him.

Even though he loves to punish you for being naughty, or for distracting him from his work, physical pain isn’t really a line he crosses all that often. Usually, his preferred method to get you to feel sorry is orgasm denial, or as mentioned before, pain overstimulation. He doesn’t necessarily want to see you in pain, you’re begging is more than enough for him. 

Oh no, someone saw/heard the two of you fucking? What a shame... Seriously though, he’s absolutely the one to get extra loud if he thinks others are close by.

Kara

Not really something she likes to admit to, but Kara loves to push you down during sex. Like not really as far as stepping on you, but forcing you into the mattress or the pillows is probably about the furthest amount of pain she’s willing to give during sex.

Kara seems like the kind of girl who would really surprise her partner with how much stamina she had during sex. You already knew how strong she was outside the bedroom, but here, you never imagined Kara had such vigor.

Another place Kara likes to get lewd would definitely be the tub. Usually, here she would take an innocent activity like washing your hair or cleaning you up and turn it into something much more intimate and risque.

Hank

Lowkey might have one of the dirtiest minds out of everyone. It’s probably because he’s been around the longest, and is easily the most experienced, but seriously don’t think he won’t get incredibly graphic just because he’s older.

While personally, Hank would only ever want to get really dirty if it were just the two of you, that just makes the moments of intimacy all the raunchier. If he knows he can trust you, Hank will growl the most shameless, depraved things you’ve ever heard as he slips a leg between your thighs.

Hank may like to be the controlled dom in the bedroom, he’s also the type of partner to get extra sloppy the closer he gets to his orgasm. He really loves to curl his first in your hair as he finds himself overwhelmed by his own pleasure.

Luther

Even though he’s pretty quiet during sex, all things considered, he’s definitely the kind of guy who would get extra loud the closer he gets to come. Usually in the form of low grunts and growls.

Literally, Luther is such a teddybear! He is very understanding of anything you would feel outright uncomfortable with, and if there was anything you wanted to try with him, but didn’t understand, Luther would very carefully and without judgment guide you through the motions.

When he is really in the mood to be the more dominant partner, Luther actually likes to keep the atmosphere between the two of you somewhat playful. He’s far more into teasing than he is into pain.

North

If you keep trying to tease her and play with her in public, she will absolutely respond by shoving you up against the wall and making out with you in that very spot. If anyone sees this and thinks she’s acting desperate? That sounds like their problem...

Needs a lot of reassurance that you love her, that she’s doing well, and all that jazz. But make no mistake, she will absolutely return the favor and deliver you the same kindness.

Once she does find her stride though, she might actually warm-up and be pretty team Harsh Dom TM. (Ma’am? Please raw me?)

Simon

Unpredictable to a fault. You may think you know him well, but it’s not exactly his style to just deliver what’s expected of him. More likely, he likes to leave you as flustered and confused as possible until you’re basically weeping for him to give you release.

He would absolutely wreck you if you allowed him to. As in, Simon would love to just tease you and wind you up for hours without giving you a break, and until your unable to do anything but follow his command.

While you might expect someone like him to lean more on the side of subbing or something like that, you might actually be surprised at how naturally he takes to the role of a dom. Something about the stress of the leaders of Jericho breathing down his neck all the time leaves the man with a need to feel in control every now and then.

Josh

Josh always does his best to be gentle around you, and to keep your safety and comfort of utmost importance, the longer this guy goes without a good lay, he harder it gets for him to hold back. And he can’t help but get a little feral if he’s really been missing out on his “quality time” with you.

As a pretty quiet guy during sex, he has a major soft spot for partners who make him ask for what he wants during sex. He’s certainly not above begging every now and then.

Might lowkey brag to the other members of Jericho about this when he’s done. It’s not because he wants you to be embarrassed here or anything, it’s just that he really enjoyed himself, and he wants others to know how great you are!

Kamski

He’s been known to leave bruises on your hips from grabbing them too harshly as he forces you to grind up against his leg.

An absolute bastard. One of Elijah's biggest turn-ons includes controlled orgasms and denial. It’s hard to say whether he enjoys the control or the begging more, but the bottom line is, if you aren’t begging him shamelessly by the end of the night, you won’t be getting any kind of gratification from him.

He’s always been very talented with his hands/his fingers, and this absolutely extends to sex as well. It’s something both you and him are well aware of, so much so that just the mere sight of you in a dress or a skirt is enough to get him feeling more than a little tempted.

Chloe

To your surprise, Chloe is actually rather shy during sex for someone so usually extraverted and social. And to be honest, during your first couple of times, she might come off as a bit of a pillow princess...

Chloe is far from loud when it comes to sex, however, if you’re on top, Chloe loves to praise, and if you can really get her going, it’s hard for her to keep calm or lower her volume.

Likely the type of partner who’s like, “This is so dirty, what would others think if they saw us like this... Keep going!”

Gavin

If he has dirty dreams about you in his sleep, Gavin will likely unconsciously start grinding up against you in the middle of the night, muttering suggestive nothings to himself in his own little dreamland.

 Loves to give you some additional suggestive dirty talk when the two of you are in public, or even better, out with other people. He won’t be loud enough for other people to hear, but just enough to get you a little tensed up.

What really gets him excited, though is whenever you let him break out the gun during sex. He’s pretty into power play and holding the gun to your chin, or naked chest gives everything an effective dose of thrill and excitement.

Zlatko

The man loves to spend so much time covering your neck and shoulders in love bites. It might hurt, but it’s kind of a compliment from him, it’s his way of providing you with a more fitting, more permanent collar.

His personal favorite way to torment you when he can tell you’re really close to reaching your end is with painfully slow thrusts. There’s very little in life which he finds more pleasurable than the way he feels your body writhing below his own.

The other biggest turn on for him would likely be fear. The reasons here being a mix of both the feelings of adrenaline and control it gives him. Whether you’re just a little afraid or completely fucking terrified, it’s all the same to him, really.

Ralph

Mr. No experience. He’s also far from an intuitive lover, and unfortunately, it’s not unheard of for him to accidentally hurt you during sex. Because of this, it’s vital for both of you to very clearly guide him through things.

Just hearing the way your own pleasure causes your voice to tremble and crack is enough to seriously turn him on. But to listen to this between his legs is undoubtedly a very lovely plus...

Being as physically close to you as possible during sex is a must for him. Ralph wants to hold you if he can, and if he can’t, then he will struggle to do so. Usually, it’s better to just lean into his touch here, so he’s not too distracted and doesn’t get too desperate.

(Additionally, this guy probably makes the weirdest noises during sex. Like boy might straight up start hissing or some shit, and you just gotta roll with it.)

Daniel

Genuinely thinks it’s a compliment to show you how hard he is, or how much you’re turning him on, even during the most indecent of times.

Daniel is far more comfortable as a sub than any other position. Even during sex Daniel is gravely worried over the idea of disappointing you, and in this position, it’s the easiest for him not to worry about that.

Somehow the best at dirty talk? Like he will growl the nastiest shit you’ve ever heard during sex, and it’s the best.

Nines

Love to catch you off guard. Not necessarily with anything too startling, but with some gentle caresses and contact which leaves you flustered and taken by the advance. Furthermore, Nines isn’t the type to just jump right into sex without any kind of foreplay. He’s really more of a “slow burn” kind of guy.

One of the quietest during sex. You really won’t hear much out of his mouth, especially if it’s occupied.

Essential to know Nines possesses an excellent memory. He’s the one to remember all the positions which leave you the most desperate and needy, and he absolutely will use that against you.

#not a request #my post #yanderedbh #yandere #yandere x reader #dbh #dbh x reader #yandere dbh #headcanons #self shipping #detroit become human #detroit become human x reader #yandere detroit become human #suggestive #prompts #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh kara #dbh hank #dbh luther #dbh north #dbh simon #dbh josh #dbh kamski #dbh chloe #dbh gavin #dbh zlatko #dbh daniel #dbh ralph #dbh nines

[enkisstories]

And five androids! (DBH)

No plot, just a little scene with Kara & Co after the revolution.

Detroit. 4203 Harrison Street.  

Liz slid the key into the lock. It fit just the same as it had years ago. And why shouldn’t it? Just because Liz wasn’t handling them anymore, they were still the same keys Todd Williams had used mere days before. And with that thought Liz felt the urge to wash her hands…

The woman hesitated. The key still stuck in its hole, but remained unturned.

“Mom? ‘s something wrong?”

Alice’s question went unanswered.

Liz reconsidered her approach. She pulled the key out again and decided to try the doorbell first.

An AX400 opened the door, but quickly sidestepped so that the visitor was facing a giant worker android now. In the background a male redhead was busy wrestling a baseball bat from yet another android’s grip. This one had a disfigured face and was stubbornly, yet ultimately in vain, resisting. The bat was pulled from his hands and vanished behind the redhead’s back. From the relative ease with which this man kept countering the scar-faced android’s attempts to reclaim his bat, Liz deduced that he, too, was very likely a machine.

“This is not how we greet visitors!” the redhead scolded his opponent in this push-pull game.

“Maybe Jerry doesn’t, but Ralph does, thank you very much!”

“Uh… hi?” Liz ventured, still standing outside.

She raised the hand in which she held the keyring and let them jingle a little.

“Sorry about that! I realized too late it would make me appear suspicious.”

“You must be Liz Williams?” the AX400 replied. “Please come in! I understand it’s difficult. For all of us.”

Soon as Liz and Alice had entered the house, they spotted a fifth android, a YK500. Upon seeing the visitors, the little one mumbled “I’ll make tea! Or whatever!” and then darted into the kitchen.

Alice, too, tried to keep her distance from the strangers. She kept close to Liz, never leaving hand-touching distance and stopping just short of crouching into her mother’s open coat for protection.

“I’m sorry”, the woman spoke up, and the same instant the AX400 started to say the same. They both followed up with: “Alice is such a shy child!”

“Why don’t you help the other girl in the kitchen?” Liz addressed her daughter. “Look, we’re all adults here, you’ll get bored!”

Alice shook her head. “I don’t want to be alone with the android!”

At that the scar-faced android shot forward. He bent down to face-level with Alice and hissed: “So you’d rather be in a room with FOUR androids?” at which Alice stumbled back a few paces.

“Ralph is a shy child, too”, the worker android remarked and the AX chuckled at that.

“Yeah, thanks”, Ralph barked, obviously unwilling to drop his point. “Ralph was burnt, pursued, shot at, arrested for existing and almost crushed alive in the end!”

“Ah, so? Sounds not much worse than being married to Todd Williams”, Liz replied with a shrug.

“I imagine!” the AX agreed.

Reluctantly Liz extended a hand towards the android. “You must be Kara. I was told you’d be living here with… others. My name is Liz Williams. Ex-wife of Todd. I inherited this house and, uh, you. All of you, I think. - Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it, am I right?”

When Kara just shook her head, at a loss for what to say, the worker android came to the rescue. You could leave it to Kara to take the lead, come up with clever plans and infect others with her determination. But to smooth over social cliffs, surprisingly, the former Mad Scientist’s muscle guy was needed.

Luther pulled a chair with each hand, one for Liz and one for Kara. He lifted Alice up onto the table and before the girlchild could even start on a shriek, she was already steadied by her mother up there. Meanwhile Ralph kept standing within reach of the window, albeit at an angle that made it difficult to spot him. Not impossible, but as hard as a runaway gardener with some solid experience in hiding was able to make it for his would-be captors. Finally Jerry sat down on the floor. He started texting the other Alice, who was still hiding in the kitchen, in his head all the while tossing balls of crumbled up paper for the household’s roomba to catch as if it was his exotic pet.

“Did they prepare you for this at all?” Luther asked gently, after he had introduced everyone by name, leaving open who “they” might be. In his experience the catch-all term was pretty well understood without needing clarification. Both using and deciphering the term in any given context came naturally to Luther’s deviant mind, therefore the android assumed that it had to be the same for humans.

Liz nodded, not confused in the least. “I was instructed”, she explained, “to sell you only together on account of all of you being deviants. And I was advised to do so rather sooner than later. For the same reason.”

“Only as a group?” Ralph flared up. “What are we now? A litter of puppies?!”

“Might as well”, Kara mused. “I understand a lot of the impromptu deviant regulations originate in animals welfare law.”

Well-meaning, but missing the point. Because the androids didn’t strive to go from tools to pets, or from abused slaves to better treated ones. Their demand was full recognition as persons.

Bounce… bounce…

Jerry’s roomba was trying to retrieve a paper ball from out of a corner. The little device worked itself up at the futile endeavor until its owner picked it up. While holding the device, Jerry “in secret” removed the offending wastepaper with his other hand. Then he released the roomba back into the wild with a smile. Watching the display, Liz couldn’t help but realize how much closer those artificial beings were to her own kind than to the robot. Different, of course, but also the same on some fundamental level.

Into the silence Alice spoke up: “I don’t want them, mom! Let’s go home and put the house up for sale! I TOLD you so before we drove here!”

“Well, it IS your house, to do with as you please”, Kara conceded. “If you want it back…? You’ve lived her before all of us, after all.”

“Yeah, but the amount of crap outweighs the happy memories I’ve got of this place. I do not want to live here again.”

Liz took her daughter’s hands into her own. She kissed her head and re-assured the child that her advice had not gone unconsidered. Then she turned back to Kara:

“If you can cover the power and water bill yourself and also manage pretty much everything else about the house, then I won’t mind you staying here. Preferred it this way, in fact.”

Jerry jumped up.

“Sounds like a deal, Mrs. Williams!” he said cheerfully. “Pizza?”

“Jerry!” Kara snapped. “This is intense! You cannot just order a pizza and call it a day!”

The EM400 android nodded.

“I hear you, Kara”, he agreed. “Homemade pizza it’ll be, then.”

And with these words he shoved Alice off the table and in front of himself towards the kitchen. On the way there Jerry grabbed Ralph, whom he dragged along.

“You, too, Ralph! Your cutting skills will be needed!”

Kara, Luther and Liz exchanged telling glances, then laughed and followed the others.

 And then they really made pizza.

 Ralph told everyone about veggies and the garden he wanted to start in spring…

The Alices were afraid of each other…

Jerry insisted that pizza wasn’t deserving its reputation as unhealthy fast food. A spinach-carrot-slug pizza, for example, covered everything you needed. Everyone was heartwarmingly spooked…

Then Ralph agreed in all seriousness about the toppings. Now everyone was disgusted…

Alice Archer tentatively let Alice Williams in on a secret: “I have a picture of you in my treasure chest”, she whispered…

Alice Williams was delighted! “I have many pictures of myself, too!” she said.

 Asked about her house later, Liz would answer that she’d lended it to a living community for troubled adolescents: three younger teens and two older ones, the latter doing a great, but ultimately very wrong, job at pretending they were adults already.

“And five androids!” Alice Williams would caw.

#non sims #detroit become human #dbh #dbhtextpost #dbh textpost #dbh kara #dbh alice #dbh luther #dbh ralph #dbh jerry

[ancientstone]

Some dbh headcanons

Connor

Connor isn’t allowed to start where he left off with the DPD, and while Fowler accepts that he doesn’t really need training per say, he does make Connor shadow officers for a few months and do some front line work to get experience

Connor is allowed exactly five (5) fish, because any more than that and “you’ll be making the house into a goddamn aquarium”

One of the first gifts Connor ever receives is a little castle for the fish tank that Hank names Spamalot

Connor likes some heavy metal, but not all. There’s no particular sound/group that he goes for, it’s just random.

When he puts Hank on a diet, Hank complains that Sumo’s eating better than him. Connor analyses a dog biscuit just to freak Hank out

He hates snow. End of. 

Connor puts a whiteboard on the bathroom wall so Hank doesn’t completely cover the mirror with sticky notes

What happened with Amanda doesn’t get revealed until Hank and Connor help clear CyberLife tower, and they stumble across the floor where Connor was made and tested. Connor finds some other designs for her, before it was decided to base Amanda on Amanda Stern. Hank eventually pries the information out of him and agrees to let Connor tell Markus in his own time.

Because Connor was a prototype, sometimes he bugs. Occasionally its amusing, like the time his voice box when bonkers and gave him a fast, squeaky voice like a cartoon chipmunk (”Hank, can you- Stop laughing! This isn’t funny! Stop calling me Alvin!”), but sometimes it’s not. Like the time he gets stuck halfway between the garden and reality, making it impossible for him to properly see or hear or have any clue what was happening. Hank found him in the driver’s seat of the car. They never worked out where Connor’s body had been attempting to go.

Markus

Carl doesn’t last more than a few months after the revolution, and per his instructions no ‘rich suck ups’ are allowed to the funeral. Instead Simon, Josh, and North all attend, along with Connor and Hank, Leo, and some friends of Carl from his so-called ‘rebel’ days.

Leo inherits the house and Markus inherits the money, paintings and collections. At first Markus isn’t sure about this, but when it’s revealed Carl did this so Leo had a stable roof to heal under he finds it hard to be annoyed. Leo seems just as uncomfortable, and awkwardly offers to let Markus keep everything as it is in the house rather than try and move it all. If he wants. No pressure or anything. It’s not a big deal.

He and North very quickly realise that outside of a life-or-death situation they aren’t the best match. No one is surprised when they split on good terms.

Markus has nightmares about the androids in the junkyard, specifically the ones he took parts from. And the hands.

There are some days where he can’t decide which is worse. Anti-android protesters or paparazzi 

He’s a cat person. Nothing against Sumo, Connor, he just prefers cats.

He and Leo have a...strange relationship. They don’t talk to each other unless they have to, and only keep the vaguest of eyes on each other. They only really get talking when Markus stops by the house to pick up a book and finds Leo attempting to go cold turkey and making himself ill. Lots of things are said, good and bad, but afterwards things are somehow easier as well.

Markus and Simon quietly get together, much to the surprise of absolutely no one. Josh and North tease them endlessly about it.

Markus leads an art class at New Jericho. His favorite sessions are the ones with the YK500s, because some of the things they come out with are so stupidly funny that for a moment he’s able to forget all his troubles.

Kara:

Things are harder than expected in Canada. Getting blue blood and maintenance in a country which doesn’t allow androids is hard. Even with the help they get from Rose they decide that, as soon as it’s safe, they should head back to Detroit.

Luther is surprisingly good at making up stories. One of their favorite things to do is put Alice to bed and listen as he makes one up on the spot.

After a lot of curious questions from Alice, Kara teaches her how to change her hair colour. The result is a child who has a different shade hair everyday. Fine when they return to Detroit, less so while they’re hiding in Canada.

All of them have nightmares about Zlatko, Luther especially. Kara helps Alice build forts in her room on those nights.

After a lot of begging, Kara and Luther eventually allow Alice to get a pet. Alice excitedly introduces everyone to Eddie the tortoise. 

Eddie is not allowed on the dinner table, Alice.

Eddie is not allowed on the bed, Alice.

Eddie is not allowed in the bath, Alice.

Sometimes the ‘what ifs’ nag at Kara, and she has to step away for a little while to try and clear her head. What happened to the people she stole the tickets from is the worst one. Thinking about the little baby forced to stay out in the cold brings her stress levels right up.

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh headcanons #detroit become human headcanons #dbh hcs #hcs #hank anderson #markus #carl manfred #leo manfred #simon #north #josh #kara #luther #alice #rose #sumo #my post #connor

[carnistcervine]

I’m probably going to regret this later, but here’s a list of my personal headcanons for the preferences/sexualities of the DBH characters~

Connor(51-59, machine or deviant): Asexual

Connor-60: Asexual

RK900/Upgraded Connor: Asexual

Ruthless!Connor(some people consider him seperate from Connor, even though I think of them as the same but w/e): Asexual

You can have my asexual Connors when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Hank: Heterosexual

Gavin: The kind of asshole that only dates women based on how hard they make his dick. He dates bimbos btw.

Fowler: Surprisingly straight for someone with a stick that far up his- I mean Heterosexual

Tina: Bisexual

Chris: Heterosexual

Daniel: TOO BUSY BEING ANGRY AND DEAD.

Rupert: Bisexual

Blue Haired Traci: Homosexual

Red/Brown Haired Traci: Homosexual

Amanda: Asexual

Kamski: Only interested in his Chloes

Markus: Pansexual

Simon: Markus-sexual

Josh: Heterosexual

North: Markus-sexual

Lucy: Asexual

Kara: Heterosexual

Luther: Heterosexual

Alice: She's a child, ya nasties.

Todd: Heterosexual

Ralph: LEAVE HIM ALONE, HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

The Jerry's: They are a semi-hivemind, but it varies from unit to unit

#dbh headcanons #I threw in some humor because I'm me :D

[skycrystal23]

Just Domestic Things

Summary: A few months after the revolution Kara and Luther learn to integrate into normal domestic life. They experience things like first jobs, first vacations, first parent teacher interviews. Alice also gains a large family of brothers, aunt’s, uncles, and even a grandfather figure when they head to Detroit on vacation. They all fall into the routine of domestic things. 

Characters: Kara, Luther, Alice, Markus and co, Connor, Hank, RK900 {Nines}, Gavin Reed 

Words: 3 000 {approx.}

Warnings: None just pure fluff!

Canada was safe.

    It was everything Kara had imagined for her and her little family. For the first month they stayed with Rose’s brother in Ontario, he and wife were so kind. Alice even made friends with his daughter. All good things came to an end when Rose found them a place to stay, a small apartment in a tall building in a neighbouring town. There were things the three of them had to figure out for themselves now. She and Luther had quite the discussion whether to send Alice to school or not. After all, she wasn’t human and androids were still very much illegal in this country.

    There was the worry that Alice didn’t physically age and she couldn’t stay in the same grade forever. Maybe teachers or other parents would recognize them when they would pick her up from class? It was very distressing just thinking about it. Luther managed to lower her stress levels with his low voice and kind words. They would discuss the issue of schooling once they were fully moved in. The move wasn’t long as they didn’t own much; mostly they brought with them the clothes on their backs.

They finally crossed the schooling bridge.

    The two parents, Alice considered Luther just as much as a father as Kara was her mother, mutually decided that schooling would be the best for Alice. At least until the year was up. Alice started school in September and the two waved her off with tears in their eyes at the bus stop. She would have to take the bus to and from school until they could purchase a car. Luther was the first to get a job as a bouncer at a local club. It was a pretty low level job and he was a big intimidating guy, who wouldn’t hire him? At this point Luther was willing to take any job he could get, unfortunately he would have to leave in the evening and work all night.

    Kara was the next to snag a job working as a secretary in a large tech company. The job was fairly easy she was basically a glorified babysitter for the office. Kara quickly made friends with a few of the workers and Luther would sometimes have to force her to go out and hang out with said friends. She had a framed picture of Alice on her desk and a few of her drawn pictures hung up on the small corkboard she had. Everyone asked if she had a special someone in her life. Every time she would look away and let out a nervous laugh, and maybe she would think of Luther a little. Everyone’s jaws dropped when Luther showed up at the office with lunch for Kara one day – she left her lunch at home that morning.

    Everyone in the office watched to see where he’d go and to their surprise their sweet mom-friend of the office jumped up and walked over to the giant. “You forgot your lunch at home Kara, I thought I’d drop it off.” Kara would have the biggest smile on her face. These two were so in love everyone could see it. This would be the talk of the office for weeks. Kara wouldn’t hear the end of it. In the end she lied and said he was her husband. After all, they had to keep their facade that they were a human family up.

Parent teacher interviews were nerve-wracking.

    Luther was a paranoid father the entire time. Before they could even leave he kept asking if his outfit was ‘daddish’ enough. Kara helped him dress giving him some black pants and a floral button-up to wear. The shirt was Alice’s idea, she thought he looked great. There were so many parents there. It was hard to keep track of Alice as she kept running off whenever she saw one of her friends. Out of nervousness Luther ended up taking a hold of Kara’s hand, they walked around holding hands for the rest of the night. Alice’s teacher had nothing but compliments for their daughter which only made them more proud.

    In the end they managed to plan several play dates for Alice and her friends and even received a few invitations for upcoming birthday parties that Alice was invited to. The bus ride home was quiet and comfortable. Alice was busy sitting across from them looking out the window; Luther grabbed her hand again and gave it a firm squeeze. It would be a lie to say that Kara’s face didn’t turn bright blue. By the time they were home they sent Alice to bed and Luther left for work. Kara made sure to read Alice a book before heading to her own room.

    Androids didn’t require sleep but they could mimic sleep by going into stasis mode. Her internal clock would have her awake by seven in the morning to wake Alice up to get ready for school. Luther would arrive home just as she was leaving for work. For a long time her and Luther would be stuck in limbo with their feelings. They both did like each other but at the same time Alice was still their number one priority. Alice talked Luther into it and he eventually asked Kara out on a real date.

Vacations were so necessary.

    Once they got a car, which took a lot of saving, the first thing they did was take a weeklong vacation. Alice was pulled from school and they drove out to the border. It was a long drive and they stopped at many landmarks along the way (Alice has a bunch of knick-knacks and post cards in her room now). They went back to pay Detroit a well needed visit. After all, the revolution ended eleven months ago now. A lot has changed since they fled to Canada. The three of them paid Rose and Adam a visit and stayed at their farm house for the night. Rose was so thrilled to hear how the three of them were doing.

    While in Detroit they replenished their Thirium levels. Kara insisted that they pay a visit to Markus to thank him for his help. Apparently Markus lived in a mansion? This mansion was huge. Markus was happy to see them and glad to know that they weren’t dead. Alice got to paint with Markus, have Josh teach her about history, go to the park with Simon, and North taught her some self-defense. Markus almost shut down when Alice called him Uncle Markus. North and Kara got along surprisingly well. The four core members of Jericho were honestly like an extended family. Okay so maybe their little family was expanding?

    They went for walks in Detroit’s parks while on vacation, Alice loved the outdoors. Honestly the two of them couldn’t be happier to see their daughter so excited and full of smiles. Luther and Kara almost exploded with stress when Alice was suddenly pinned down by a rather large dog. The owner came running over yelling and Kara almost stopped functioning for the second time when she saw that it was Connor. The RK800 pulled the dog off of Alice and offered the little girl a hand. It took him less than a second to realize who they were and gave them a very timid smile. He remembers how he almost got them killed back when he was just a machine. An older man came jogging up to them, he was very obviously human.

    It turns out his name is Hank Anderson and he’s a police Lieutenant at the DPD. “So, you’re the people Connor here told me about.” He’s rather rough around the edges but a real softie once you warm up to him.

“Can we go play at the park?” Alice is jumping up and down and pointing to the nearby playground.

    Kara notices how she’s pointing to Connor as well. She’s rather apprehensive to let her go and play with the same android that was hunting them down nearly a year ago. Nonetheless, Kara can never say no so she goes to the park with them. Hank and Luther sit on a bench nearby and talk about ‘dad things’. Kara and Connor take turns pushing Alice on the swing. The two are quite quiet. Kara is normally a forgiving person and although Connor has apologized before she is still wary around the ex-deviant-hunter. She’s startled when she hears his voice inside her head. They’ve been living around humans for so long she forgot that they could make mental connections.

    The RK800 starts apologizing profusely and although he was smiling on the outside his shaky voice in the connection gave away his guilt. “I’m sorry too Connor.” From her lengthy time being a mother she realizes how everyone makes mistakes and not everyone can control what they’re doing. All is forgiven and Connor becomes a sort of older brother to Alice. The two of them were running around with Sumo for the rest of the afternoon. Kara had to suppress her laughter whenever she heard Hank make a sarcastic comment. Hank is definitely a grumpy grandpa.

    On their last day of vacation in Detroit they meet up with Markus and company in the morning to say their goodbyes. All four of them shower Alice in gifts to take home with her. Uncle Markus gives her some paint, Uncle Josh gifts a book, Uncle Simon gives her a camera, and Auntie North gives Alice some brass knuckles. Kara and Luther were mildly horrified by the last gift. Their next stop was the police precinct; Alice had two drawings she wanted to give Connor and Hank. They mistake RK900 for Connor. He looks so similar to Connor yet so different. The more they look at him the more different they realize he is from Connor.

    His name is Nines and his partner is quite the character. Everyone in the precinct has to double-take because Gavin Reed is actually so soft when it comes to children. Alice is quite fond of Gavin to Luther and Kara’s dismay. Connor and Hank find them soon enough once they realize what all the other officers are looking at. “Alright Reed step away from the kid before you scare her to death and take your ken doll with you.” Hank waves the detective away who looks about ready to hurl an insult. Gavin is surprisingly respectful to Kara, he maybe or maybe not intimidated by her boyfriend, which confuses everyone else.

    Alice presents her drawings to Connor and Hank who graciously accept them. Connor treats this crayon drawing as if it were a piece from Van Goghs gallery. Nines is much more quiet than Connor, more perceptive and judging. His gaze is harsh when aimed at everyone else but it’s much softer when he’s speaking to Alice. The small android asks if Connor is Nines’ older brother and Connor is quick to say that he is. So now Alice has two older brother figures? Alice drags Nines and Connor off to do some drawing in the kid’s area of the precinct. “So, when’s the wedding?” Hank asks.

    Luther and Kara just about shut down from embarrassment. Were they going to get married, did they need to? The visit to the precinct is short lived when they get a call about a homicide. Alice is sad to leave her new extended family but excited to tell her friends all about her vacation. The drive back across the border has all three of their stress levels raised to significant levels; at least they aren’t conducting temperature checks anymore. They make it home and the next day Alice is back in school. For show and tell she talks about her trip to Detroit and talks about her family. At the next parent teacher interview Luther and Kara have to talk about their large family that they hadn’t previously mentioned before.

    Alice is always video chatting with her brothers. Alice wants to be a detective just like them when she’s older. Kara and Luther are saddened by this; sometimes Alice forgets that she won’t grow older like her friends. Her parents just want her to be like any other kid. Summer holiday starts and Alice is sad that she won’t see her friends. The two parents did some research on how fast children age and grow and decide that Alice can head into the next grade. Alice has a sleepover with some of her friends, Luther is everyone’s dad. Swimming is fun and Alice enjoys it. The three of them get good use out of the community swimming pool downstairs.

They just love seeing how happy Alice is.

    Seven months after the revolution and androids are still forbidden in Canada. They are constantly worrying for Alice’s safety. If she were to get injured they wouldn’t know what to do. Before school starts again they take another trip to Detroit to see the family. A lot of pictures are taken while there. Connor and Nines offer to watch Alice while Luther takes Kara out for another date night. The RK twins are chaotic babysitters. Also, Gavin and Nines are closer than originally thought so Alice officially calls him Uncle Gavin. The detective threatens to disassemble both Connor and Nines if they breathe a word about this to the precinct.

    Luther takes Kara to an art gallery because he knows how much she loves art. Their whole apartment is covered head to toe in paintings, photography, and anything she finds artistic. The two of them really love each other so it isn’t surprising when Luther gets down on one knee and proposes. Of course, Kara is a sobbing mess as she accepts the ring. She didn’t expect to be so happy. She gives Luther the most passionate kiss ever and she doesn’t care whose watching. They don’t have much money so the ring is a simple silver wedding band. Kara notices how Luther’s name is engraved on the inside of the ring in cursive letters.

    They’re smiling like idiots when they show up to Gavin Reed’s apartment (Nines is a temporary guest living there). Their smiles disappear when they see Alice standing on top of a coffee table residing over her ‘kingdom’. Said kingdom was made up of Connor, Nines, Uncle Gavin, and Uncle Gavin’s four cats. How did their little family grow so much? Alice’s eyes lit up when she saw her parents, she nearly fell off the coffee table and onto her bottom from how fast as was going. Luther caught her when she jumped at him and held her close. “Hello Alice, did you have fun?” The girl was quick to nod her head. The two RK units and the detective stood and looked to their feet, all three of the mildly embarrassed.

    Once they got over their initial embarrassment Connor and Nines were quick to find the silver ring on Kara’s finger. Everyone was happy for them, no one more than Alice though. Nines even cracked a smile and after elbowing Gavin in the side the human detective muttered congratulations. This new information spread like wildfire through their family. Kara and Luther could only guess that Connor told Markus who in turn told Simon, North, and Josh. A little celebration was held at Markus’s home for the two engaged androids.

Familial gatherings.

They needed to do more of those.

    Kara didn’t know what to do with all of this attention on her. Luther was quiet; all the boys made him feel a part of the group. Everyone asked when the wedding was. The two of them had yet to decide. It would most likely be small a wedding. They could only afford so much at this time. After the get together they embarked back on their drive to Canada. Everything went back into their usual routine once they arrived back home. Alice was happy to be back and headed to her bedroom to put herself into a well-needed stasis mode. Luther turned the television on which had been left on the Jazz music station, he may or may not have picked up a fondness for that type of music after hanging out with Hank.

    Perhaps he even grabbed Kara’s hand after hearing the enchanting music and pulled her to the middle of the living room. Through whispered words he may have even asked her to dance with him. Kisses planted to her forehead, the swaying of their hips, and the sparkle in their gaze when they looked at each other – this was love. Screw everyone who ever said androids couldn’t love. The two didn’t see the little android with her camera taking a few pictures of her parents swaying together. In the morning Kara would be standing in front of the mirror in their shared room fixing her blue blazer for work. “You look perfect Kara, you’ll always look perfect.” Her face turned blue whenever he would compliment her.

    Each day they were learning more and more about themselves and about how to be a family. They wouldn’t ever be normal and they knew that. But little things like going to work, assisting Alice with homework (although she didn’t need help), heading on vacation to visit family, going to school functions, and waking out of stasis in a comforting embrace – yeah, those were just domestic things.

A/N: I would love to write more about this, please do send me prompts for this family. I’d really love to write about their wedding which I’ll probably do next. Anyways, my ask box is always open and I’m always happy to take writing requests!

#detroit: become human #detroit become human #DBH #dbh fanfic #dbh kara #dbh alice #dbh luther #dbh luther x kara #literally every core person in dbh is in this