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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Kakashi [ get home from the hospital before being discharged and saw Iruka waitting for him in the livingroom]

Kakashi : Am I in trouble?

Iruka : Have a guess

Kakashi :… No?

Iruka : Have another guess

Kakashi : I can expl-

Iruka : remember how you always call me cute whenever I’m mad?

Kakashi : I can’t tell where this is going…

Iruka : ‘cause I’m about to get fucking gorgeous

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Iruka : I read that couples who are happily married can finish each other's-

Kakashi : -Mission reports.

Iruka :

Kakashi : [whisper] please

Iruka : Fine, hand it over

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kakairuprobably · 9 months

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kidnapper: we have your son

Kakashi : which one? Naruto or Sasuke?

Kakashi : if it’s Sasuke, then you don’t have him, he has you

Kakashi : if it’s Naruto, then tell him this: “Good bye you little shit”

Kidnapper : the one with brown hair and has you as “daddy” here on the contact name

Kakashi : omg they have Iruka

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Iruka : I love Kakashi and Naruto equally.

Asuma : someone set your house on fire

Iruka : OMG IS NARUTO OKAY?

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Kakashi : *drunk* Iruka is such a cutie I love him so much

Kakashi : I wanna protect him forever

Kakashi : Don't tell Iruka, okay?

Iruka : ehm…

Kakashi : PROMISE ME YOU WON’T TELL IRUKA THAT I LOVE HIM!!

Iruka : okay okay I promise

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Kakashi : I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Iruka: But, I'll be so lonely without you. Come cuddle me so I can feel whole again.

Kakashi : Are you trying to seduce me into a healthy sleeping pattern?

Iruka : Is it working?

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Iruka : look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth

Kakashi : no man can look at you and be straight

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Kakashi : i think we should adopt another kid

Iruka : no

Kakashi : why?

Iruka : we already have naruto, and also because by 'kid" you mean 'dog" and we already have 8 of them

Kakashi : actually *unzips iacket* 9

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Judge: is it true Naruto, that you hit Kakashi with rasengan?

Naruto : yes.

Judge: according to a witness, it was because “he was flirting with Iruka sensei” ?

Naruto : yes.

Judge: and you did it multiple times?

Naruto [leaning into the mic]: Hell Yes.

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Iruka : Thanks for meeting up with me, I just got something to get off my chest

Kakashi : Is it your shirt? Then please do

Iruka :

Kakashi : Please do

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kakairuprobably · 9 months

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Iruka : oh come on, I’m not drunk, I can still drink

Kakashi : Iruka, you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Iruka , slightly tearing up : but you are

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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[Kakairu with naruto as their child, probably]

Naruto : Sensei, can I go to the store and get ice cream?

Kakashi : why? what did Iruka say?

Naruto: he said no

Kakashi : then why should I let you?

Naruto : he's not the boss of you.

Kakashi , internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a t-

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Kakashi : I'm not gay if I wanna date Iruka like bros, right?

Asuma : I'm no expert but that does sound kinda gay

Gai : I'm an expert. That's gay.

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kakairuprobably · 7 months

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Kakashi : Thank you for inviting me in to your house

Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking

Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship

Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?

Kakashi : Since now

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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Iruka : How many times did I tell you to stop acting like a kid? What are you? 5?

Kakashi : Yeah, 5cms taller than you

Iruka :

Kakashi :

Kakashi : Wait please no I’m sorry, put that Icha Icha Collection down please I’m begging you

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kakairuprobably · 8 months

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[Kakairu with Naruto as their child, probably]

Naruto : when Kakashi sensei sleeps, does he take off his mask?

Iruka : Bold of you to assume that he actually sleeps

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