The Worst of All Possible Worlds #114: The Grapes of Rathbone feat. Max Graves
Webcomic artist @maximumgraves (what happens next) helps the lads burn down a house as they return to Odyssey for adventures in gang initiations, wheelchairs, and arson. Topics include the lore of Marshall Younger, the panopticon of homeschooling moms, and how to reform someone whom society has deemed to be bad to the Rathbone.
"BOY OUTLAWS AT MIMICO." Toronto Star. July 9, 1913. Page 5.
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Sentenced to Three Years for Breaking Into the Magistrate's Home.
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Special to The Star.
London, Ont., July 8. - Charles and Ernest Wright, aged sixteen, after breaking into the home of Magistrate J. P. Telford at Durham and stealing a large quantity of valuables and cash, took to the woods and lived as outlaws. Finally, tiring of the life, they gave themselves up and were each given three years in the Industrial school at Mimico. It is stated that the lads had been reading dime novels and had attended moving-picture shows.
Gideon jumped out of the bunk, grabbed his bathrobe, and flew out the door. A glass of milk would calm him down. If Mom or Dad appeared, he could say he had an upset stomach.
After a few sips in the darkened kitchen, he pulled his cell phone from his robe and found Uncle Kelvin in his list of contacts.
No way could he call! It was the middle of the night – Kelvin was probably in the middle of sex stuff with a guy. Maybe a muscular bad boy like…Besides, what could Gideon say? “ I think I might be…”
What if he was? Mom would cry and complain that now she would never have grandchildren. Dad would go overboard in the other direction, buying him books on gay sex and setting him up with his friends’ sons. Well, Matthew’s son was sort of cute. And Uncle Kelvin – what if the guys he brought over were just friends, and he wasn't gay after all? What if he kicked Gideon out of Teen Time? No more tumbling….
Gideon dumped the rest of his milk into the sink and climbed the stairs to his own room – a wing away from Manny. He got into bed, turned on his laptop , and typed into the web browser: “How do you know if you’re g…"
Que después de tu largo día, los primeros pensamientos que tuvieras fueran: verme, besarme, abrazarme.
Que fueras feliz a mi lado y tuviésemos una relación bonita y estable.
Que nuestras noches de sexo fueran llenas de pasión y amor.
Porque amor es lo que me sobra para entregarte, ¿no lo puedes notar, cariño? Serias el hombre más y mejor amado que ha conocido la humanidad.
Qué triste que no quieras tener tremenda oportunidad a mi lado. Porque todo el amor que tengo para dar sería todo tuyo, ni una gota más, ni una gota menos.
See wild thrill-hungry girls who don’t want to know right from wrong when the free monthly Lobotomy Room film club (the home of Bad Movies for Bad People) presents Girls Town (1959) - an explosive drama of youth racing down the road to nowhere! Starring wanton platinum blonde ultra-vixen Mamie Van Doren as Silver Morgan – who wanted a thrill a night … every night! Thursday 17 August at Fontaine’s bar in Dalston! Full rancid info here.