Soo how we feeling about vampire!Longan x reader..?
『longan has officially taken over.』
𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘
vampire!longan dragon cookie x gn!reader— imagine!
baker’s notes // I hate yall bastas (affectionate ofc) also i was listening to one of Melanie Martinez’s unreleased tracks during this and holy shit. 🥴. I’ll link it.
tw // vampirism, blood and gore, not to be assoc. w/canon, primal play (hunter + prey mechanic,) implied cannibalism
【cw!】 I don’t mean for this to be smut, but if you’ve seen anime like vampire knight hellsing or diabolik lovers, and not even just those there’s other vampire anime out there, you’d know that vampire bites and feeding in general has a close link to sex, just a little heads up that it may be extremely suggestive.
PLEASE TAKE CAUTION UNDER THE CUT
Imagine with me… close your eyes and lend me your brain.
Longan is probably one of those most feared creatures to roam earthbread. No, there isn’t a probability there— they are the most feared thing to roam earthbread. Everything about them is utterly terrorizing, with but a cold golden glance, one could be permanently petrified, encased in a stone tomb for the rest of their lives. Yet something is amiss about this mysterious creature… they aren’t just a dragon. Their pearlescent white fangs are a tad bit longer, slimmer, and sharper than most dragons. They retain the same body temperature yet lack heat. They’re a lot more active in the night than they used to be. And when their retainer, Snake Fruit Cookie, would slither around the door to the downstairs corridor that would lead into a storm bunker, there would always be a foul odor emanating from the other side of the door… as well as instead of the usual sociopathic aura they would carry… it is replaced with a rather… charming psychopathic demeanor.
Rarely do they venture out of their palace— they just can’t be bothered. Instead they send out their psychic dragon eyes to do their hunting for them. On one of your nightly outings does one catch a glimpse of you walking and it starts to pester you. It scares you, (because who wouldn’t get startled by a floating disembodied eyeball?) and it makes you tumble over on the ground, cutting yourself on something— could be glass, a tree branch, a rock, whatever. The dragon eye sees a bit of blood on you and… strangely floats over to wipe the blood away, garnering it on its golden shell casing. Floating off in a frenzy do they return to the Ivory Palace. The dragon flicks some of the blood off of the case of the floating dragon eye and suck it off their thumb.
They’ve just found their next meal..
Imagine… Longan finally venturing out to get you, using the memory of how your blood smells. Floating closer to you through a lush wood, a grove, the smell of petrichor and wild musk tearing through them. Golden eyes laden in a sea of black glow through thick platinum lashes mirroring the golden hickory eyeshadow on their eyelids— shining like glittering stars. They catch you. Your pure frame being defiled by such a heavy gaze through your window. Locking your doors, you rush and hide in your cozy woodland cottage, but to your surprise, that doesn’t stop the hungry dragon. As tenacious as the hinges of your doors creaking off with a loud crack, and your door collapsing with a rough thud. The soft thumper of heels could be heard on your floors as they slowly crept through the house, stopping every so often, and then moving on, seemingly growing closer in volume.
“Where are you, weak little pet..?”
That voice… so familiar… you knew it from the tales… but never suspected them to be real.
“Reveal yourself to me, weak pet.”
“It wants to eat me…”
You had heard of the disappearances around your hometown, hence why you moved away into the woods. You crawled over to a pistol you had and armed yourself with it as you sat and shook on the other side of your bed frame, away from the view of the door.
The dragon wasn’t afraid to consume their victims, or at least parts of them, not just drinking their blood like normal vampiric beings. You grew more worried as time elapsed, and they still hadn’t left. You heard a few doors by yours, the laundry room door and restroom door, break off the wall and fall loudly on the floor. Your breathing shuddered a bit too loudly, which made them stop and walk towards your door, stammering at the doorknob.
“I know you are in there, pet. I hear you breathing.”
Hugging the rifle to your chest you finally heard the doorknob break, the deadbolt failing. Gracefully they walked into the room, seeing you crouch. You heard them. They were walking now towards your bed, crawling up on the mattress like an animal before positioning right above your trembling form. And then…
Imagine something yank at the back of your top, pulling and dragging you up roughly on the bed. Dragging you further by the sleeve of your top they straddled you and looked down at you. Like a giant they are… and it’s captivating…
However, they say nothing to you. Too shocked to move you lay there, your body cold on your bed as you trembled underneath the large dragon. Imagine them leaning down directly over the shell of your ear and taking a breath before lowering ever so slightly to begin tasting your skin, your soft, lukewarm skin mingling with their razor sharp teeth and cold lips. Cradling you in their arms, they force your back to arch against your now corrupted mattress, exposing your décolletage. With low decorum did they lick up from your collarbone to the nape of your neck, making you shudder and whine.
“Please… no…”
Trying to keep yourself quiet but they snatch the hand that creeps to your mouth to shield your remaining dignity. They manhandle you to their ease to feed, often bringing parts of you closer to them and their large stature. After a while the pain from their fangs becomes almost dizzying— almost turning into a state of pleasure you dare call it. As you felt the blood in your body rush up to where Longan had bitten you, it gushed like a hot geyser— causing them to roughly detach and watch it flow.
“It truly is amusing… how you behave, weakling.”
You look at them with teary eyes and a reddened face, almost taunting them in arousal. They lick at their fangs, cleaning them down.
“You should just let me suck you dry right here.”
94 notes
·
View notes
some whacky/weirdly specific cookie run headcanons i have
capsaicin cookie really likes the song "one two buckle my shoe" for some reason and nobody knows why. besides that most of his music taste is probably 80's-90's rock
electric eel cookie is afraid of escalators, this is a common thing for eel cookies
the fives great dragons all unironically think morbius is peak cinema, only those five, other dragons don't get it. hydrangea keeps having to watch it with lotus, same for mango with ananas. save them.
dark choco cookie is a cat person and also a cat magnet, he can just go "pspspspsp" and the cats will Approach him
royal berry cookie is the kinda guy to plug his nose and say "geronimo!" when diving into a pool or clap when the plane lands
custard cookie III loves watching MLP:FiM and jake and the neverland pirates (slight bit of projection on this one since i grew up on mlp)
there's a whole conspiracy theory about chocolate bonbon being a spy for the cookies of darkness (she's not) and she's really tired of it
rebel cookie regularly steals from lotus dragon cookie and distributes their wealth to the victims of their "wishes", he's also got his sights set on stealing from the corrupt elders in the republic
poison mushroom cookie's favorite movies are those badly reviewed animated films like the good dinosaur, home, and either of the secret life of pets movies
145 notes
·
View notes
Been thinking about how the Ancients and Beasts would react to Longan Dragon Cookie...
I mean, Longan hates cookies. They really despise them. I know their storyline won't show up in Kingdom but... what if it does end up happening during the whole Beast-Yeast arc? Their presence would alarm both the Ancients and the Beasts (the dragon literally needs the life force of a cookie to regain their power, they would be freaking out).
Right now, we don't know completely on what happened to the Beasts. They only tell us that their power got into their heads and made them arrogant. That doesn't exactly mean that they hate all of the cookies, right? I mean, who else will fawn over/entertain them if all of the cookies die off?
I doubt the Beasts would want to end up by themselves again. Especially after being sealed away for centuries. These guys would be starved for attention!
Anyway, if Longan shows up once the Beasts regain their bodies, I can see the Beasts and the Ancients forming a short truce on stopping Longan.
I don't know, I just find the idea cool of two opposing sides joining together to fight an even bigger threat! I like when a story uses that trope and it would be nice to see that happen in Kingdom.
36 notes
·
View notes
guys I have an idea.
timekeeper, sugar sawn, abyss monarch, longan dragon, and millennial tree as this. one singular friend group in a larger friend group of all legendary (and dragon/ancient) cookies. they often go on picnics or play games or. do whatever in various places picked by longan or millennial, rarely sugar swan,, and. they chose the kingdom this time (millennial)
kingdom is overrun with jelly walker virus. how fun. they didn't actually KNOW what this is (except teeky and millenial, but millennial did not know it came back and teeky completely forgot about it.) so their basically. in an apolocolypse au.
3 outcomes
1) timekeeper(in this au) doesn't do her job for once, and messes up the timeline to save them. dangerous for her and tbd but saves EVERYBODY else, so she rings them up and gets majority confirmation. (string gummy is furious.), does this, ends up trapped in that timeline.
1a) she doesn't get trapped happy ever after guys. they have their picnic.
2) they just wipe out all the cookies reluctantly, and return to their jobs. they do not speak of this. they all feel awful and millennial tree/sugar swan work together to try and bring them back after, but longan stops them due to being closer to their goal of a new world from what I understand. please correct me if I am wrong, i'd like to properly write this au.
2a) they just don't try and revive them and live with the stress. OB place has like 50(??)% less cookies now and gingerbraves missing. gingerbright and dozer r scared.
3) Sugar Swan tries to undo this, since in this au jellywalkers r zombies essentially (kill host and use body) so she. uses her feathers to bring them back. bad plan, the cookies r essentially suffering for however long the feathers stick to them, before dying again. some just die from the feather itself.
3a) timekeeper stops this in fear, as she saw this timeline happen; not good. sugar swan reluctantly stops her plans so they enact either 1 or 2.
3b) millennial tree helps her, teeky tries fighting them off and. almost dies in the process due to seeing space doughnut as a jellywalker, which broke her down somewhat, almost to tears. abyss monarch saves them,, and then just?? goes back to hiding???? she keeps fighting as they eventually revive them all
4) they just fucking leave lmao.
please give thoughts and ideas. this has sincerely been a pikapost131
oh right @ivorydragondaily bcz I forgot to post this and I think you'd be interested.
23 notes
·
View notes