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oceanlipgloss · 6 months

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21.12.2023

Just downloaded What in “Hell” is Bad lol this post is going to sort of be a live 'diary entry' for me to commemorate the memory so it will be looong (edit: and unhinged, too, apparently, no thanks to Satan)

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Intro: shut up how cute is this little red marshmallow his hands look like small cocktail sausages

Update I: what the fuck this is so weird I like it

Update II: ayeeee hell yeah it's fate

Update III: nah man I'm fucking dying lmaooo

Update IV: HE'S REALLY HOT. Kinda bananas, but hot. Grabbing her cheeks sounds painful though, ngl

Anyways I smell a fanfic on the way already just lemme delve deeper into the story and get to know him better first

Update V: the angels aren't angelic at all, but okay the fuck was that, Gabriel

Update VI: bro why is everyone kissing her this is wilddddd lmao this mc is either going to be 'keep your hands off me' all the time or 'put your hands on me' all the time, no in-between

Update VII: romance at its finest

Update VIII: come again? reminds me of the guests in mystic messenger

Update IX: *smashes keyboard* sjnshfswpsjs that was SO HOT

Update X: LMFAO DUDE WHAT AN MC now please screw like there's no tomorrow

Update XI: OMFG IT'S HAPPENINGGG no the food came way too early and even though it's weird asf that they went at it so soon you will NOT catch me complaining. I love this man already and I love how they're influencing each other's emotions.

Why are his horns nutting too tho (day 2, edit 1: I get it now. Also, who knew Minhyeok would also have a horn? Iswtg man lmao)

Update XII: demon semen is the wae.

Like are you seriously telling me that every time she needs to breathe properly, a demon—which I'm sure won't always be Satan from the looks of it—has to screw her brains out? Fr fr?

You mean to say that devil nut is 'energy,' aka the key to keeping her alive in Hell, and that she's gonna somehow end up going to the other six kingdoms and getting six more different varieties of devil dick to stay alive? ROFL

And since Solomon came up with that concept to begin with, that means he's also fucked demons left and right. Time to go touch some grass this is so messed up that I like it just for that despite the discomfort. I really love the darkly realistic take on it lol

d2, e2: so apparently, getting railed isn't always the answer, because the method that was used with Minhyeok also works. Does that mean no more sex with Satan? YOUR HONOR I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT

But! Something tells me it's wrong to predict that MC won't get laid by someone else

Update XIII: thanks fam

Update XIV: babyyy

Oh God, at this rate perhaps I'll make more live updates to keep on my blog and laugh at later. This game is wild and funny but those sentence structures, word choices and grammar mistakes are sucking at my brain

Also, do you ever just see/meet a character and know that they're THE one in the game you're playing or whatever it is you're watching/reading even before the others are introduced? Because as far as I know, this feels like one of those situations. Satan is a fine, fine man, man. Let me get that masterlist ready

And! I wanted to say this but ended up babbling and dying and forgetting, but I really appreciate the fact that Satan is attracted to MC not because of her relation to Solomon but because of her freaky tendencies how she was watching unholy stuff when they first met. It's comforting that he likes her for her. I LOVE HIM

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d2e3: BRUH NOOOO I'M ALREADY STUCK lmao

And I can tell I won't have luck pulling cards in this game, but I won't give up just yet. I will upgrade the hell out of my Satan card and pray to get a good card on free daily pulls (but catch me spending my keys for an event with a great Satan card after I figure out how easy/hard it is to get keys)

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23.12.2023: gave up on the Play Store version and downloaded the EROLABS one instead. I don't see any difference so far, but reading Satan's H scene again from the start was a pleasure really nice lol

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #what in hell is bad diaries

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haruhey · 2 years

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chronological thoughts of THE WALKING DEAD FINALE???

- im literally SO EXCITED

- SOMEONE HELP JUDITH SHES LIKE 3

- NOOO THE STORM TROOPERS

- lmaooo daryl got got

- omg judith doing the absolute most rn

- im sorry passed out daryl is such a funny shot

- if i dont see rick i will throw a fit

- OMG first girl off my list

- CAROL LEADING THEM IKTR ❤️

- OMG JUST A HARD CUT??

- aw omg i feel so bad for him

- NOO 5 MINUTES IN AND IM SOBBING BYEEEEE

- NOO I LIKED HIM A LOT

- I HAD FAITH IN HIM

- they r really going thru it

- OMG MY HEADCANON OF HIS BLOOD TYPE WAS RIGHT???? im publishing that fic rn

- stop sharing looks ur gonna make me scream

- judith if u die im gonna kill u

- PRINCESS SAVUNG UR MAN FRRRRR THIS SHIT IS VALID ASF !!!

- NEGAN GET AWAY FROM MAGGIE GET AWAY BACK

- THAT TRUCK IS MASSIVE

- COCO IS SAFE COCO IS SAFE IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMM THIS SHOW IS SO AWESOME

- omg judith is alive thats so legendary

- she had plot armour anyways

- tender daryl ik he slayed ❤️❤️

- JUST KEEP HER BARRICADED

- omg ik it

- omg who tf was that that died

- UMMM they’re fucked

- i would simply die i could not survive this sorry to daryl but im different

- CLIMB FASTER ROSITA’S GONNA DIE

- SHES GONNA DIE

- ROSITA SLAY ROSITA SLAY

- my heart is literally beating out of my fucking chest holy shit

- omg i forgot about tomi i hope he survives

- tomi is kinda…

- hey tomi….?

- I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID THAT TO MY GIRL LYDIA

- NO JERRY IS GONNA BE FINE HE HAS SO MANY KIDS HE’LL BE OKAY IF HE DIES I’M GONNA THROW A FIT

- MAGGIE DOESNT NEED SHIT FROM YOU NEGAN

- whatever negan i hate you i hate yoy i hate you so much i hate you sooooo much

- at least he’s apologizing genuinely now

- ok coco is so cute

- EUGENE IS SO CUTE MY PATHETIC BABY

- look at how far he’s come

- NOOO SHE GOT BIT NOOOO

- ur really cramping her vibe rn eugene get over urself

- I LOVE THEM SO MUCH UR HONOR PLEASE 😭😭😭

- rosita it should have been gabriel ik im so sorry it should have been ME

- CARYL PARENTS 🫶🫶🫶🫶

- THEYRE KILLING PEOPLE????

- ummmm

- EZEKIEL SLAY ily ily

- omg caryl just radio silent

- OOOO BIG BAD FIGHT BIG BAD FIGHT SLAYYYY

- OMG THAT GIRL FROM THE KINGDOM IS STILL HERE thats so awesome i love her

- YOU SHOT A CHILD LMAOOOOOO

- HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO MANY WALKERS

- slay gabriel

- omg daryl gained consciousness

- JUST ALL FIGHT THE WALKERS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER YALL HAVE A COMMON ENEMY

- SLAY DARYL SLAY

- KILL HERRRR KILL HERERR

- JERRY IS ALIVE IK MY MAN WOULD MAKE IT IK IT JERRY I LOVE YOUUUUUU

- lmao lance

- she fucked him ik she did

- sniper on the rooftop

- OMG A ROCK DIVERSION

- i just know @belatalbotgf is getting flashbacks

- omg they have little codenames thats awesome

- OMG THEYRE BLOWING THEM UP

- simply a rick parallel

- OH MY GOD THEY BLEW UP EVERYTHING

- carol looks so hot rn im sorry im distracted

- SHE IS SO PETTY I LOVE HERRRR

- omg leaving w her boytoy in tow that’s such a power move

- i wish maggie would just be toxic and kill him

- GLENN WAS BEAUTIFUL I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE LIKE THAT AGAIN SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP UR CRAZY FOR THIS MAGGIE

- MAGGIE SLAY DONT FORGIVE HIM

- BECAUSE ALL I HAVE ARE MEMORIES AND I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER GLENN LIKE THAT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP

- OMG A MEAL LIKE RICK’S DREAM SEQUENCE

- CAROL LAUGHING SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 🫶🫶🫶

- omg negan giggling and blushing after daryl nodded to him

- YES A SAPPHIC COUPLE

- NO ROSITA PLEASE

- NOOOO ROSITA

- oh judith knows what’s up

- MY GIRLIES PLEASE 😭😭😭 THEY DONT DESERVE THIS IM SORRY ROSITA IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME PLEASE ROSITA YOU DIDNT DESERVE THIS

- THE SHOT OF HER SHAKING HAND WHEN GABE GRABBED COCO THIS SHOW IS SICK AND TWISTED

- TIMESKIP

- omg he named his kid after risita

- EZEKIEL IS THE GOVERNER SLAYYYYYY

- MICHAEL MERCER LOOKS SO HAPPY PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE

- CONNIE AND DARYL ARE SO CUTE

- STOP WAIT JUDITH R U KIDDING ME NO WAY

- fuck its negan nvm i thought it was rick whatever

- CAROL SHORT HAIR AGAIN IM IN LOVE

- EVERYONE LOOKS SO HAPPY SHUT UPPPPP

- carol is so gorgeous beautiful and show-stopping im gonna cry

- omg maggie sent daryl to france

- STOP STARING AT HER LIKE THAT IF YOURE NOT GONNA KISS HER DARYL

- I WISH YOU WERE COMING WITH ME

- SHUT UP??? THIS IS??

- no i can FEEL this sadness shut up

- STOPPPPP

- JUST KISS GUYS

- JUST KISS

- STOPPPP THE CUDDLE BY THE LAKE???

- A HAPPY ENDING WITH CAROL SHUT UP GUYS

- THE FUCKING I LOVE YOU NO FUCKING WAY

- THE WAY HE LEANT INTO THE KISS

- THEY SAID I LOVE YOU

- HE CANT STOP STARING THIS IS CRAZY

- WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD 😭😭😭😭

- THEY SAID I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER

- RICK AND MICHONNE SHUT UP

- RICK GRIMES RICK GRIMES MICHONNE GRIMES MICHONNE GRIMES

- HERSHELLLLL

- michonne hello??? she looks so??? good???

- RICK GRIMES PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY

- CALLBACK TO HER INTRO

- LEAVE RICK ALONE LEAVE HIM ALONE HES GOT PLACES TO BE

- WE’RE THE ONES WHO LIVE

- leave him alone 😭😭😭

- that was crazy i cant believe it’s over (i will not be watching the daryl spinoff)

- maggie looks so good in dead city????

- i have now fallen back in love w the walking dead this is the best show ever

#haruviews #daryl dixon #get to know haruhey #carol peletier #the walking dead spoilers #the walking dead season 11 #twd season 11

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melloian · 3 years

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I don't know what to even title this

The average “nice” dad

(couldn’t fit the other dads rip)

Nice to their child

Juicy thicc

Either rich or works for a rich person

Gets questioned for their actions (pretty much never gets away with nothing)

Most likely spoiled their child

Bald haircut

Generic clothing

Loves their family

Easy pushover

It only takes a minute or so to make them angry or upset

For some reason, their akumanzatied forms make them buff asf (kinda hot ngl 😳{am joking😇 })[the other dads who didn’t get akumanzatied are excluded]

The average “god awful” dad

Biggest bitch ever

pulls out a sympathy card

Neglects they child 101

Emotional abuse

Physical abuse (gabriel)

Fake asf

Skinny as an iron board (bob excluded)

Strange fashion choices

Gets away with everything and never questioned (bob excluded)

Famous

Gets salty

Have the worst temper ever

For some reason they child loves them no matter fucking what

They wife not with them

Tf is that haircut

Akumantized form just built ridiculous (Bob excluded) i’ll do the mom edition later, and when i mean by bad or good i meant by how they treat they family or kids. (and how they look lmao) Anyways for my small followers, am still working on my comic. am on my 30 page, it just taking so long.

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sunasconcert · 3 years

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MIRACULOUS WORLD NY (spoilers!!)

dont ask me why i watched it, i got invested at 3AM and fell asleep after. this is just my thoughts while watching the movie

*started writing when they got on the plane*

the way alya explains new york is funny asf

this reminded me of Spider-Man far from home

UGH SHIPS IN THE CLASSROOM >>

literally marinette is a mood on the plane

BRO I RLLY WANT TO BE MARINETTE

OR ADRIEN

BC I’D LIT LOVE TO BE WITH EITHER OF THEM

also i love alya and nino are moods <33

BRO OPERATION NEW YORK

AND THEIR HANDSHAKES

marinette is so awkward but it’s a work in progress

alya is such a geek i love her <33

‘there’s a superhero for everything here’ very much true we’re kinda incapable :’) /j /hj

marinette, sweetie, do you not know how to use a glass door😭 ITS OK BC I STILL LOVE YOU

aeon supremacy >>

alya teasing both marinette and sabrina UGANDBSB alya can we be platonic soulmates

I SWEAR MARINETTE IS Y/N AND I LOVE THAT

how everyone just started to sneak out when whatsherface teacher went in is like me and my siblings trying to get some snacks from downstairs😭😭

i want something like this so bad :(( Like a party up in the rooftop at night with your friends — and i have to add it being wholesome bc i gen just want to hang out and be carefree

i wish people were actually like this tbh like the inclusiveness <33

AYE I SEE YOOU SABRINA POP OFF

“is it a bird- is it a plane-“ HUH

hot dog dan… ketchup boy and mustard justice wtf… i wouldn’t be surprised if we Americans did that

“my girl” UGH NINO YOURE SO SWEET

AWE THE CLICHE MOON AND ‘FLYING’ WITH THE DANCING

but why tf did marinette kiss luka and kagami kiss adrien (ik marinette’s was like a thank you ig BUT WTF)

at the captions really said “romantic music” so get them together already🤨🤨

American superheroes not hiding their identity. yeah sounds like us

mrs girl fr doesn’t know how to use a glass door :’))

ADRIEN YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

“as friends”

alya nino Jess and aeon trying to make adrienette happen is a whole ass mood

idiots who are dumb together stay together bc they’re too dumb to realize other ppl want them

Jess fr doing gods work for us

maybe they’re (idk their pronouns) god 😩

Gabriel agreste teaching me US history with a mix of miraculous ladybug🤨🤨

the fact i was like (fr?? that happened??) even tho i took US history like a couple years ago

technolizer fr makes sense “wouldn’t you rather have an atomic bomb?” like he has a point??

UGH JESS BEING SPARROW?? YESSIR PLS PULLING THAT SHIT LFF

“what’re you doing here?” FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF DAMNITJSJDH

awe the way cat noir pouted :((

like ladybug is definitely in the right tho

ugh i hate it when they (the writers) put me in situations like this :(

BRO FUCK TECHNOLIZER your name sounds too much like colonizer 😐 BUT WHY TF DID YOU GET CHATON TO DO THAT

AWE MARINETTE YOU ARE SO SMART

fuck American rules like bro strict asf😭✋🏼

i understand where he’s coming from, but also like ???? maybe be a bit more reasonable??

this show making me a lil sad :’)

THE SEWERS SCENES AGAIN

marinette :((

chat :((

WHY MUST THE WRITERS HATE ME

ADRIEN NOO

FUKFCUKFCUKDUXDJHF

COCK

SHIT

BITCH

FUKC YOU GABRIEL

the lesbian relationships in this show >>

but like OLYMPIA IS TOO FUCKDI STRICT

the rain scene :’(

TIKKI AND PLAGG IN THE BAG THATS SO CUTE BHT ALSO LIEK WHY AT THIS TIME

liiri bb :(

BRO ADRIEN WHY

I FUCKING HATE THIS AJHWBDBBS

ALYA PURR BITCH

SCOLD HER LIKE THE BESTIE YOU ARE

so cliche

PHONE DYING?

RAIN?

Bike?

Things goes shit?

what the shit😀

i’m so confused with this shit—

sparrow is so amazing >>

wtf— night owl wtf😭😭

i said it once and i’ll say it again

AEON SUPREMACY

plagg, i love you <3

marinette you are way too creative <3

UGH JESS YOU ARE SO AMAZING

ZKSJAXHSDB THIS SHOW I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF QUEER REPRESENTATIONS (i still need to research on the VAs)

gorilla… nvm…

Eagle,, YES

in conclusion, i wish life was like this and the characters were real so i could bond with them.

#sunas solo #miraculous ladybug

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ouma-kichi · 3 years

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about me

just a lil post so u know who ur talkin to !

- my name is gabriel !! my pronouns are he/him

-im just a lil fag tranny teehee lol asf <3

-im a poc !! lil asian boy

-im from ny lol idk if anyone wld care but its just a lil fun fact about gabey

-im like deadass mentally ill like diagnosed borderline and im neurodivergent (BAD ADHD JUST HORRIBLE) which is like the whole reason im doin this lolol

-i will prob talk about drugs a lot LMAO so if u r uncomfy with that sorryyyy i will tag it and stuff !

-i am OBSESSED with horror and death and i loooove the executions and murder parts of danganronpa like even more than the actual characters i just love horror smmmm

-also i love animals and insects so much like so much i have pet snails and i want to have a millipede soon and a leech

-i think im a funnyman lolol in my little brain im just a comedian like i dont know how to react to things without making it a joke

-also i talk a LOT like i have A LOT OF THOUGHTS OKAY ? its the gabriel way to just never stop talking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my fav bitches

kokichi ouma (no like i kin him kinda lowkey this is humiliating)

byakuya togami (....no bc i think hes a top and im a horrible disgusting bottom)

gundham tanaka (? idek why he is just so hot somehow)

korekiyo shinguji (mysterious in a sexy way... sexy in a mysterious way)

toko fukawa (kin bc bpd..)

mikan tsumiki (um. i kin bc bpd)

my fav case & execution

my fav case is mikans case !! thats imo the best double murder in the whole series and i love the process of discovering the second body !!!!!!!!!!!!! and the trial is v fun w many twists ! (but mikans execution is literally one of my least favorite executions i hate it bc its boring and doesnt utilize mikans nurse talent ugh)

my FAV EXECUTION IN THE WHOLE SERIES IS GONTAS EXECUTION LIKE WOWOW so good i love it bc of the bugs its v good for gontas ultimate entomologist talent ! and i love how the last two monokubs get killed too wooow just so cool

close second fav is chiakis execution! perfect example of an excellent danganronpa execution like wow so good and specific to chiaki and so creative oooo

i have a lot of thoughts about executions so like .. if u wanna ask me to rank all of them ... u shld do dat maybe .... hm hmh hmmmm

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