#just celery things

[celerydays]

☁️ recent studio snippets ☁️

Haven't picked up my tarot or charms in a good while, but apparently I'm in heavy need of some balance in order to regain control and keep my momentum and drive going, oop. So what else is new, I suppose lol 😩

#studio #art studio #creative space #study space #studyblr #tarot #cel studio #just celery things #celdraws #celerydays

[mister-celery]

@seemoreseymoursbay week day 2: romantic ship!! (so sorry for being late to these prompts omg)

honestly i was floored when i found out this was a thing people ship its so funny to me! enemies to lovers but make it nine year olds?? thats hilarious dude im so here for it

#also the concept of chloe lowkey having a crush on louise and being so mad about it they are mortal enemies #she messed with rudy to get louise’s attention #just imagine dude #funniest thing ive ever seen #celery art tag #and imagine they GOT TOGETHER???? #it would be like when gene dated courtney and tina + louise freaked the fuck out #if gene and tina ever found out louise and chloe were a thing they would DROP DEAD #and same honestly #comedy genius #smsw romantic #smsw #bobs burgers #louise belcher #chloe barbash #chlouise #? #wtf is their ship name #chlouise sounds right #how obscure #i also dont have a bobs burgers oc so i migjt skip to day 4 and be actually caught up #idk tho

[pianokantzart]

I just made the Mama Mario soup.

I can see why Luigi got so excited, that stuff good.

#it's vegan too if anyone is into that #I did change up the recipe though. I didn't have shallots so I used 2 small onions instead of 1 to compensate #and I left out the celery because everyone in the family hates the stuff #but even then!!! hearty and healthy! 10/10 #One thing I would've done differently is start early to make some homemade bread #I just did the lazy method of slapping together bisquick biscuits #Not a great replacement but better than no bread at all #food posting

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) 💋💋💋💦✅

#sally face #sallarry #sal x larry #rent lowering gunshots #antis dni #k.e.w.k. selfships #celery sandwich 🥪💕 #k.e.w.k. x sally #k.e.w.k. x larry #I have a lot of asks in my inbox that have to do with both of them x the reader and I've been having SUCH poly selfship feels lately too🥺💘 #so if you dont like this ship thats totally 1000% fine! /gen #this is your opportunity to do the mutually beneficial responsible thing: #block me and/or the tag so you don't see me/it/ my posts about it in the future (pls&thku) 🫶 #[P.S. rude asks/comments will just make them kiss with more tongue]

[sunshine-zenith]

How it feels when your PCP tells you to take your iron supplements with orange juice but you live alone and you can’t find any jugs of orange juice smaller than a half gallon so you have to keep chugging it on your own before it expires in less than a week

#at this point I’m pretty sure I’m like. B tier or high C tier at this adulting thing #like. I’m doing it alright I guess but I can Feel my friends and coworkers judging me every time I get into these scenarios #‘what did you have for dinner last night’ orange juice and celery sticks because I was craving celery the other day and now I just have an #entire packet that I’m desperately trying to finish on my own because they only come in family packs and expire after like four days’ #the sun shines

[residentcelery]

One of the hardest parts about being an adult is that you still enjoy a lot of the same things when you were younger but you have far less time. So you have to pick and choose and cycle through options or narrow down hobbies just to keep up with things.

#celery talks #sick celery has feelings on things #i just wanna watch anime and eat ice cream #but i have chores and a job and things to do and friends i wanna be social with

[captain-habit]

"I hate celery..."

I mutter to myself as I chop it up for the soup I'm making.

#aka soup is the only acceptable place for celery in my opinion #where its one of the first things to go in and boiled to hell and back so it just becomes Part Of The Soup

[celery-town]

Doc I swear to god, I'm gonna start spiking your food with iron supplements

Oh for- Leave it be, don't you touch my celery!

#dw rp #5th doctor rp #zeph int #did he just admit his food is only celery #yes he did #that explains things

[stromboli-muncher]

congrats, you've defeated him.

@heeheehoohoo90

#submission #things like ​these would actually be so much easier as asks #not 2 be rude but like so i don't have go through this whole screenshit process just to add tags n stuff #omg u killed him #fartdlord is dead #he's allergic to celery #didn't u know

[prisonpodcast]

I think it’s funny that the “main” villain of the Dream SMP, the evilest guy of them all, looks like this:

#I just think this skin is so stupid looking but in a /pos way #it’s kind of cute but also he looks like a celery stick #that’s why the armour is a must. not for protection it’s for trying to be scary looking #so people actually take him seriously when he’s doing evil villain things

[tearlessrain]

glad to see we're all in agreement that celery is the most pointless food

#and like listen I don't actually like onions #I've tried to like onions but there's something about the texture/flavor combo that is Bad To My Senses #but onions at least impart a good FLAVOR and I can just kinda eat around them or mince them really small #celery just tastes like water but worse #and biting into it when it's added to things is like biting into a bit of eggshell while eating cake

[castielafflicted]

soup soup soup (go read my soup fic)

#zeph posting #disease that makes me put dairy in my soup #(theres goat cheese and sour cream in this) #its very fucking good. onions celery carrot potato garlic chicken broth various other things i forgor #the sour cream and also hot sauce i used i did just in my bowl bc sour cream reheated is funky

[deadmomjokes]

My cherry tomato is out there trying to grow beefsteaks, the snack size bell peppers are bigger than the “giant” eggplants, the “giant eggplants” are the size of my thumb, the chamomile reseeded itself in the middle of the gosh dang summer, I somehow have a entire celery plant I have no memory of propagating and it’s outcompeting both the invasive morning glories and the “everbearing” strawberries that haven’t bloomed since May, and out of three zucchini plants I have yet to materialize a single zucchini this entire year.

We’ve clearly entered some kind of upside down parallel universe where nothing means anything anymore, but at least the un-spicy jalapenos are, in fact, as un-spicy as advertised, so it can’t be all bad. Or maybe that’s just further proof we’re living the Bad Timeline, idk at this point

#who ever heard of a zucchini plant that DIDN'T thrive to the point of zucchini-induced terror? #the Great Squash Bug Invasion may have had something to do with it #but only one plant got hit #the other two?? #I have no idea what's wrong with them #maybe a solidarity thing? #I saw some female flowers starting today so maybe by next week fingers crossed #but this cherry tomato is out here making up for it #it has a whole branch of hard green baby maters that are already half the size of my fist and no red in sight #they're bigger than the currently growing beefsteak tomato next to it #is this a cross-pollination thing? #idk and idc because I use all of them for sauce and cooking anyway #but it's still kind of hilarious #also note for the future: ichiban eggplant does NOT do well here #the poor plants are still just as small as when I bought them but infinitely sadder #the one eggplant it produced was a sad little inedible nub #idk what I did wrong #the globe ones from last year were fine #also anyone know what to do with celery seed? because uhhh.... i might have A Lot

[lord-squiggletits]

Quick pro tip from someone who regularly cooks her own meals and has eaten mostly homecooked meals for the past ~3-4 years:

The reason recipes list things like “a $1.47 recipe” is because it’s talking about per serving. Yes, of course you can’t buy idk $1 worth of meat at the supermarket but look at it this way.

Let’s say a soup recipe’s ingredients cost $8 but it produces 16 servings. (This seems high but if you use 8 oz tupperware to freeze portions, it’s very possible with high volume low cost recipes like soup.) Each serving cost you $0.50. How does this save you money? It’s so that you can compare the cost of that recipe to the cost of other meals/snacks you buy for comparison. For example, let’s say a box of 12 Poptarts costs $5, each package/serving size is 2 poptarts, so that comes out to 6 servings per box or roughly $0.83 per serving.

This shows me that although the upfront cost of cooking the soup seems more expensive than the Poptarts ($8 versus $5), making the soup is actually more cost effective because it will provide me more than double the servings of the Poptarts despite costing only about half again as much money. That’s not even considering how the Poptarts are highly processed and contain high amounts of sugar, whereas the soup recipe is much more likely to be healthy considering it’s made of vegetables.

My conclusion is then that I should spend $8 on soup ingredients rather than $5 on Poptarts because the soup will provide me more meals over a longer period of time, in addition to being much more healthy for me.

The key to budgeting, grocery shopping, home cooking meals, and nutrition is looking at cost per serving + the number of servings you can make in relation to the overall cost of the recipe. Another skill that compounds this is batch cooking based on shared ingredients: for example, a $3 bag of potatoes isn’t cost-effective if you’re only making one recipe that needs about 4 potatoes (what if you don’t use the potatoes and they end up spoiling?), but if you make three different recipes at once that use potatoes in them, that $3 becomes a very wise investment indeed.

#please ask me to talk more about cooking tips #or maybe i'll just post about it myself idk #not tf #soups are your friend for low budget foods especially because many soups share the same ingredients #like in my recipe collection alone i'm pretty sure all or at least most of them require yellow onions #many of them require carrots and celery too #so let's say i spent $3 on onions $2 on carrots and $2 on celery #$7 divided by three recipes divided by the number of servings per recipe is quite cheap #spices are TECHNICALLY expensive but the thing is that spices are a once every few months type purchase #depending on what spice it is and what recipes you commonly cook #and many stores allow you to buy in bulk instead of buying a whole bottle for $2-3 #so when you buy in bulk that can translate to just a few teaspoons for only a few cents which is enough to make multiple recipes

[inkykeiji]

This is a random question but do you and your boyfriend have some similarities and differences like your iterations and their reader? meaning like do you write your stories with certain personality traits that match you and your boyfriend? (Not like the toxic traits that your iterations have) 

yes!!! every single one of my iterations + my readers have bits and pieces of me within them: bmb's reader is pretty much all of my flaws shoved in one person and then amplified, touya-nii's reader is this very fragile, deep part of myself, tag's reader is me lmao, touya-nii's perfectionism mirrors my own, bmb dabi's love for classic sci-fi comes from my boyfriend, the majority of my iterations drinking black coffee comes from my boyfriend, all of their cocks look like his, all of my smut pulls from my own personal experiences in varying degrees (sometimes a little, sometimes a lot), etc etc. there are bits and pieces of each of us (and my other family members, and my best friends) scattered throughout my characters! <3

#certain lines of dialogue come from things he's said to me or things i've said to him #the fact that bmb reader doesn't like to eat the celery in her chicken noodle soup comes from me #touya-nii's love for slashers comes from me #i could go on forever tbh #its kinda beautiful to think that every one of my series has little traits and quirks of those i love within them #sometimes just tiny tiny tiny little details #but yeah!! #have a fantastic day/night anon bb #pls stay safe n stay hydrated!!! #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[cantofworms]

I’m gonna kill my self for freal this time.

#I’m fucki gshaking I hate this fucjing job so much. #only been here five fucking years and still being told I’m doing shit fucking wrong even tho I’m one of two fucking #people who actually bother to do this fucki mg task out of everyone in this funding hellhole #I have to leave an hour early because apparently we can’t manage to budget five extra fuxking hours this week so I have to start closing the #department an hour early whcih guess what !!!!!! isn’t fucking allowed apparently im supposed to just be able to do this 45 minute thing #properly in 20 minutes because. the five whole customers who come into the store in the last hour might not be able to buy our shit ass #celery like WHO CARESSSSSSSS Jesus fuxking Christ I need the as.man and gen.man to fucking kill themseleves #AND I HAVE TO BE HERE JM THE MORNING AND AL DAY FEIDAY BC THE DEP.MAN WENT ON MAT LEAVE SO NOW IM WORKING FULL TIME HOURS AD A PART TIME. #AWFSOEM