#idk and idc because I use all of them for sauce and cooking anyway

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My cherry tomato is out there trying to grow beefsteaks, the snack size bell peppers are bigger than the “giant” eggplants, the “giant eggplants” are the size of my thumb, the chamomile reseeded itself in the middle of the gosh dang summer, I somehow have a entire celery plant I have no memory of propagating and it’s outcompeting both the invasive morning glories and the “everbearing” strawberries that haven’t bloomed since May, and out of three zucchini plants I have yet to materialize a single zucchini this entire year.

We’ve clearly entered some kind of upside down parallel universe where nothing means anything anymore, but at least the un-spicy jalapenos are, in fact, as un-spicy as advertised, so it can’t be all bad. Or maybe that’s just further proof we’re living the Bad Timeline, idk at this point

#who ever heard of a zucchini plant that DIDN'T thrive to the point of zucchini-induced terror? #the Great Squash Bug Invasion may have had something to do with it #but only one plant got hit #the other two?? #I have no idea what's wrong with them #maybe a solidarity thing? #I saw some female flowers starting today so maybe by next week fingers crossed #but this cherry tomato is out here making up for it #it has a whole branch of hard green baby maters that are already half the size of my fist and no red in sight #they're bigger than the currently growing beefsteak tomato next to it #is this a cross-pollination thing? #idk and idc because I use all of them for sauce and cooking anyway #but it's still kind of hilarious #also note for the future: ichiban eggplant does NOT do well here #the poor plants are still just as small as when I bought them but infinitely sadder #the one eggplant it produced was a sad little inedible nub #idk what I did wrong #the globe ones from last year were fine #also anyone know what to do with celery seed? because uhhh.... i might have A Lot