#jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[downloadablecreature]

Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #at a barnes and noble’s right now and would love a copy of the boneturner’s tale #or ex altiora #or a guest for mr spider #they all get a from the library of jurgen leitner stamp in the front cover

[cobblestonevoid]

I’ve been both a tma fan and a literature bitch for long enough to realize that, as much as it pains me to admit, I’m kind of Jurgen Leitner. Evidence:

- I collect books. The area where this is specifically relevant is that I have a penchant for texts that caused a huge stir, horror or gothic fiction (particularly if it’s a 100+ year old text or edition), or I’ve heard first/secondhand accounts of it being in some way haunted or really off-putting.

- In my free time, I enjoy appraising my books (my antique Shelley anthology and my 1st ed. hardcover 13 Storeys will be protected with my LIFE <3)

- I’ll make things up about myself and feign accents just because I think it’s entertaining to see how long I can keep it up

- I don’t have a healthy sense of danger at all, and fail to realize the gravity of whatever I’m doing until after the fact

- I’m blonde

Do with this information what you will, I realized this in a cold sweat in the dead of night and it’s haunted me ever since

#logically this would just make me stede bonnet but saying I’m Jurgen Leitner is SO MUCH funnier #tma memes #tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #the magnus archives is a podcast #the magnus archives memes #from the library of jurgen leitner #literature #books

[lord-have-mercer]

Leitner? I hardly know her!

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[furious-fish]

if it turns out jurgen leitner is still alive down there jonny you better watch your fucking back i swear

#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner etc etc #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #pretty jon #smoking is bad noo #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #I'm glad he got pipe murdered #ruined my baby's sobriety #I listen to episode 80 with my friend and she freaked out it was hilarious #Jon honestly looks like he lives off of cigarette smoke and saltine crackers #the magnus pod

[disappointingcabbage]

HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

#extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #international holiday #tma #rusty quill tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #goddamn fool #book collecting dust eating rat old bastard #jurgen leitner rant #Elias made one good decision ever #and it was beating this clown to death #with a lead pipe

[rebeccaberry]

BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!

Let's all do anything except pay respects to that old man goth book collector!

#the magnus archives #horror #tma #jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #elias bouchard #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[lailas-in-space]

Happy death day, Jurgen Leitner. You are not missed.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[beholdingsarchivist]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY!!!!

stupid crusty old man. anyways this is my leitner rant necklace

#jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #kandi necklace #the magnus archives #tma

[aderangedmouse]

#jurgen leitner #Jurgen leitner?? Stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner??? #martin “i am the antichrist's plus one” blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #Stupid book man

[azocscreativespace]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate :)

Don't smoke, kids, smoking kills

If you're in the Netherlands and go to Tomocon Oss this year, you can buy this print :D

Insta for my button and print designs: BlobjesArt

#azocs art #my art #drawing #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #brutal pipe murder #elias bouchard #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #tma #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #tma fanart #the magnus archive fanart #tma s2 spoilers #tma s2

[coldmilkchoices]

my favorite part of tma was when jurgen leitner said its leitnering time and leitnered all over those books

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking-

[ven-of-the-valley]

Part 2 of the Roommate TMA saga

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[drawfee-quot3s]

i cAn't figure out what this is. soo i've just decided that he's going to be melting

- julia

#so real for this #classic julia design choice of this could be anything so im gonna make it awful #im catching up on re: dracula #spoilers mayhaps #but the joy of going joNATHAN??? MR SIMS?? HELLO? #anD then being like peTER LUKAS???? MOTHERFUCKER? #this man was like put me on a fucked up boat please #who next #jurgen leitner? #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner? #i actually think if i heard his stupid elias it doesnt have to be this way 🥹👴 voice i would throw my phone #julia lepetit #julia drawfee #drawfee #drawing digimon based only on their original sprites #drawfee quotes #drawfee video

[notstarcey]

If I was in TMA I would hunt down and eye leitner and a lonely leitner and become an avatar of both. Idk how I'd balance them but I'd do it idc

#the magnus archives #tma shitpost #magnus archives #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

[muscari-melpomene]

thank you, TMA fandom, for causing my calendar app to jumpscare me when I opened my computer at work.

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #yes I know it's misspelled in the notif #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner