#jthm krik

[saguette]

had to fix a minor spelling mistake before anyone saw this oopsie

#johnny c #jthm #my art #jthm art #johnny the homicidal maniac #jthm krik #jthm nny #jthm jimmy #do you get it do you get it

[psycho-doughart]

rude.................

#JTHM #Johnny The Homicidal Maniac #Tess #Krik #The Psycho Doughboys #dboy #mr.eff

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Nny: *to Krik* I already kicked your ass and tied you up. I can gag you too.

Tess: Careful. He likes that kind of thing.

#source: gemina #JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Johnny C #Nny #Tess #Krik #i know they weren't tied up together but just imagine #-Mod M

[chokopoppo]

Krik: I was just pushing him around and making fun of him a little, and he started crying like a baby!

Tess: This is literally too stupid for me to care about.

#tess r #krik #jthm #Is this not what happened

[unicornmanure]

JtHM Body Count

I was curious as to just how many people Nny’s killed so I went through my director’s cut and counted.

Confirmed kills:  ≥ 109

Implied kills:  ≥ 30-105

This is just the body count from the main JtHM series and strips. Counting all other canon sources such as Nny’s Twitter, that number is much, much higher.

Bonuses

Other captives:  ≥ 52 that he didn’t get around to killing himself but who presumably still died from the events in issue 5

Released: 1 (weenie taste tester)

Escaped: 1 (Devi)

Breakdown (spoilers)

Killed “on screen” or whose murders were mentioned in text: Survey Guy, 9 Taco hell patrons, Edgar (💔), Ugly On the Inside, ≥ 3 “others” he “immortalized the moment” with, Self-Appointed Beverage Dictator, ≥ 26-39 Cafe le Prick patrons, Shit In Pants, pedophile, girl in head clamp torture device, flower vendor, old woman, ice cream man, hell’s chauffeur, Jimmy, “Kick Me” sign guy

Presumably killed but not shown: “cat on crack” person, beheaded husband stuffed full of human skulls, guy attached to the circuit breaker, mall girl drained of blood, 10 “friends who came over,” ≥ 10-18 Things That Make Noise, party clown, 16 chained up captives, 4 Cafe le Prick patrons, guy in head clamp torture device, 5-80 cheerleaders, ≥ 1 person he dug a grave for, Krik’s 2 friends, salad tongs victim, power drill victim, ≥ 2 of hell’s chauffeur’s friends, whoever’s blood was all over him while buying a Brainfreezy

Confirmed/implied kills from strips prior to the series: ≥7

Captives still in the house when the wall monster escaped: ≥49 cocooned people, Dillon, Krik, Tess

Why yes, yes I am a massive nerd, thank you.

#jthm #jthm fandom #Johnny The Homicidal Maniac #johnny c #nny #edgar vargas #Devi D #serial killer

[saguette]

ok you guys can get the poop doodles instead

some of these are old and i dont like how they look and omg im so inconsistent help

#jthm #johnny the homicidal maniac #johnny c #devi d #jthm devi #jthm tess #jthm krik #my art #jthm art #i hate formatting big posts so much #i drew the lunch table thing while i was looking for places to talk about jthm #if only my friends knew how to read

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Tess: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?

Dillon: I would roundhouse kick Krik in the face for free.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Tess #Dillon #Krik #source: unknown

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Dillon: First, we need to get a buttload of nails.

Krik: A buttload? How much is that?

Dillon: Uh…

Tess: I believe that’s slightly more than a shitload, but much less than a fuckton.

Dillon: Precisely, Thank you.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Dillon #Krik #Tess #source: tricked

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Krik: Haha, you look pathetic.

Dillon: Says the guy who got K.O.-ed by a puppy.

Krik: Fuck you.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Krik #Dillon #source: tokyo ghoul in 5 minutes

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Krik: It’s not like you’re on drugs, right?

Dillon: Right now?

Krik: Right now? I’m sorry, what do you mean ‘right now?’ I mean, have you ever taken drugs?

Dillon: Have you?

Krik: ... Get some sleep.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Krik #Dillon #source: teen wolf

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Dillon: I’m not going to get into any more stupid arguments with him.

Krik: Water is not wet.

Dillon: How the hell is water not wet? It’s water!

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Krik #Dillon #source: tumblr

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Dillon: Would you consider us adorable?

Krik: No. We're adult men. We're cute.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Dillon #Krik #source: 30 rock #sure tell yourselves that boys ~Mod Meep

[incorrectjthmquotes]

*Dillon and Krik texting*

Krik: How's your hangover? I'm dying.

Dillon: Amateur. I've already started drinking again.

Krik: It's 11am!

Dillon: I fear nothing.

#source: internet #JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Krik #Dillon

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Krik: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Dillon: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know this.

#JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Krik #Kirk #Dillon #source: psych

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Dillon: This is a bad plan.

Krik: This is a horrible plan.

Tess: It's a solid plan.

Dillon: He's going to die.

Kirk: I'm going to die.

Tess: He's going to be fine.

#source: agent carter #JTHM #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Tess #Kirk #Dillon #Universe Alteration where everything is the same but Dillon survives and they're escaping together -Mod M #and Krik is totally gonna die -Mod M

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Dillon: I gotta avoid the law.

Krik: Avoiding the law is easy! There’s only so many cops, and a million miles of earth!

#jthm #Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #Dillon #Krik #source: game grumps