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dcwnthercbbithcle · 1 year

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📷 + OPHELIA AND/OR RUBEDO IF MUN SO CHOOSES! <3

Send 📷 to have a picture taken of your muse with SCP-978 || ACCEPTING

🐇 || ooc. Rubedo got another ask of his own so he’ll be done there!

Subject: SCP-8713-B

Initial photo activity: Subject was photographed from the waist up while standing before a white wall while smiling for the camera and with neutral pose.

Result: Undetermined, Subject destroyed photograph before the details of its contents could be transcribed. Assistant Researcher ████ Mason who had taken the photograph and viewed it prior to destruction recalls the image taking place in a kitchen which appeared consistent with the 1930s. The photo to Mason's recollection contained 6 humanoid figures in some manner of leisure and play, a further two humanoid individuals can be seen outside a window and seemed to be speaking with one another. None of the contents of the photograph where graphic or explicit in any nature.

Comment: It seems that some manner of the contents appeared to trigger SCP-8713-B to experience an episode of brief and intense discomfort and paranoia. SCP-8713-B, following its destruction of the photograph was found to have returned to its containment cell of its own volition and refused to discuss either the contents of the photograph or its reaction to it when prompted. SCP-8713-B did not emerge from its containment chamber for the duration of its shift. SCP-8713-B, for reasons unknown, did not write of the events or contents of the photograph within its journal during its evening entry.

It was remarkably, no, even comically simple for Mason to get a photo of 8713-B, or Ophelia as he had come to know her. He remembered hearing tales of juniors having to run beside her as she insisted on continuing her work in the clinic rather than heeding their request for interview, or better, the tales of researchers, bright eyed and bushy tailed being severely instructed to make themselves useful or to leave, and walking dejected from the clinic.

Mason snickered to himself at the thought of that, he’d been working with Ophelia for what? Three years and she was nothing if not dedicated and no nonsense. He once mused that had she a mean bone in her body, she’d make a fine drill instructor. But for the topic at hand, he had been pleasantly surprised to find her agreeable as he pulled her off to the side.

Initially, when he had approached her, her voice held reluctance, like a dog pulling on its lead— though her task had thankfully been moving fresh bed linens to empty rooms, she hated to leave a job unfinished and hated worse to be distracted on the job. But she listened, Mason was a friendly face, she trusted him enough to think he would not waste her time, and when he posed to her the question of being a willing participant to a ‘new form of photography,’ her eyes lit up with curiosity and interest. Perhaps she could step away, just this once, for learning! They were not busy after all!

Standing with her back against the plain white wall, a broad smile worn across her face as proudly as a necklace of diamonds. She stared at the camera held aloft in Mason’s hands, only briefly blinking and flinching at the flash, before turning her attention back to him and opening her mouth to speak as the internal printer churned to lift and began humming as it printed her picture into Mason’s waiting hand.

Ophelia asked him, voice still bubbling with restrained girlish excitement about what they did now, as he laid the photo facedown on a cart, and he responded with a smile that they’d wait, and wait they did. Standing there in an awkward silence, waiting for the photo to develop. Minutes ticked by, passing like gallstones as the two waited, trepidation dragging every second on as though it were an hour.

After ten minutes, whether through frustration or confidence, he couldn’t tell himself. Mason threw up his hands and responded in the affirmative, whether or not it was truly done be damned, as he didn't want to wait an instant longer, and reached for the photo. Moving close, Ophelia peered over the Mason's shoulder, waiting to get the first glimpse at the image. However, as he turned the image around, Ophelia's blood ran cold and she froze in place, stuttering and stammering over her words as she asking, no, instructed Mason to drop the photo, before lunging forward and snatching the film from his grasp before he had even taken its contents to memory.

He had been about to complain and tell her to return it when he noticed the change in her demeanor and appearance, though still herself, her eyes were wild and her body tense and defensive- like a rat cornered by a cat, she stared at him and him her in complete silence, before he watched in horror as she not only ripped the photo to shreds as though it were nothing more than damp tissue shoved the remains into her mouth and ate it. After that, and with no further word, Ophelia ran off, leaving Mason in shock and awe and abject confusion. What the hell was that about?

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pathfinderofparadise · 2 years

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Hey what’s crackin’?

Rules

1. Don’t expect fancy text or art for replies or asks.I’m kinda lucky that I’ve been able to work on this character and his boys. Plus I can’t see half of the fancy text on my phone, rip. Speaking of I may be on my phone more often than not? Unsure.

2. The art featured on this blog were made by me, for me. Do not repost nor share anywhere else without my permission. Linking people directly to me is encouraged.

3. I do have a full time job as well as depression. Sometimes my attention won’t be here and for that I apologize.

4. Aicken is being played in a KH ttrpg my partner is hosting for me and some of my friends, which is where some of his canon and random posts may come from. However for the sake of roleplay, everything is flexible.

5. There MIGHT BE mature themes and the like. Preferably my followers be mature as well, 18+.

6. I’m dumb as fuck and my memory is a sieve. I can and will forget information about the series and i apologize for that. You are free to DM me about corrections in the story and the like.

7. Ships? All are welcome to try if you and your muse fond of Aicken. Multiship is fine here, and my man is pan and poly. I have no expectations and neither does he, however, so if you want it you gotta work for it.

8. If you need something tagged you can hit me up, but I’ll try to cover things as I go.

9. You can hit me up for anything, really. I’m quiet and tired and I’m just here to vibe, showoff my art, and hopefully let other people enjoy my characters.

10. I can rp on discord but chances are I’ll be much more unhinged there than on Tumblr. Sure I’m official and the like sometimes but I literally just word vomit on there for fun.

11. I’m open to any and all blogs, be them OC, Canon, Multiverse, Multifandom, aaaaand crossovers. I personally don’t have any AU’s in the works yet but they’re possible, for a sure.

12. Goes without saying that I won’t accept god modding or BS powers,especially when it comes to Aicken’s Unbound Heartless. They may be Heartless but if you wish to banish them or try to gain any sort of control over them, you need to talk to me first. When defeated they return to Aicken’s heart to rest, and I don’t have any plans for that plan to deviate without just cause. They are his and will stay in his command.

13. I’m not too horridly picky reply length but like. One word replies at MOST are for fuckin’s with. Fun and memes and tomfoolery. Constant and serious one word/ one short sentence replies drive me up a wall and I won’t be likely to keep up writing with you. You don’t need to write a novel,as I sure won’t, but? Bruh.

Please read Aicken's page to learn about him, and then Unbound to read about his type of Heartless. From there you can go check out the individual types listed.

Hopefully I'll have a pinned post for mobile users to access these in a different form.

Tumblr mobile really, really should add pages, jfc.

Mun

Okay so. I’m 30, She/Her, and you can call me Rijolt/ Rij or Bird.

I work as a game tester for Nintendo which is,in fact, a full time job staring at screens all day.I may go for long bouts of inactivity because I just perish as soon as I’m given the OK. Which is why, like… Don’t expect too much outta me. This is for a creative and fun outlet which I came in already expecting mixed results. Don’t take any inactivity or favoring one thing or another personally. If anything, kinda treat me like a cat. Me just existing next to you is hanging out and that’s pretty fucking sweet as is.I may even toss goodies in your ask box when my mind goes off the shits.

Aicken

If nothing else, this blog will be used as his journal for his experience and heartless studies as I play through his adventure in the ttrpg game. The Unbound pages are even written by him! I did plan on him making entries for normal Heartless but also I think I would die if I did so I refuse.

Thanks for reading <3

#Rules #For Mobile

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thefallenapprentice · 5 years

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FJDKSAFLD I’M FRICKIN CRYIN I NEVER REALIZED EMPUSA DEMONS HAD HUMAN FACES

#::Nobody Here :: (OOC Post)::#::Nobody's Speaking :: (Mun Post)::#I've only ever seen LPs and pictures on tumblr of DMC5 #So I've never been able to see an empusa head up close until borrowing my friend's copy and seeing the enemy journal entries #This is horrifying fjdkslafkd

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wonderous-writer-suggestions · 6 years

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Me: I’m a genius. I’ve cleverly woven my characters and stories together. Everything is as it should be.

Also me: uh for character development he like. He forgets how to blink sometimes.

#shit post mun #mun speaks #inspired my friends journal entry at 2am #gayla #thats her nickname #about mun

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archagentnexus · 6 years

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Tag Dump

#Archagent File: Lore #Archagent File: Story #Archagent File: Dossier #Fire Emblem AU #Undertale AU #Kingdom Hearts AU #Message from High Command (Mun Speaks)#Archagent Updates #Archagent File: Journal Entry #Archagent RP #Crossover RP #Modern AU #Crack IC #RWBY AU

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famedexclusivearchive · 4 years

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[ARTICLE] BC, DIMENSIONS, AND GOLD STAR RUMORED TO HOST SECOND JOINT STAFF RETREAT

Industry sources have revealed that BC Entertainment, Dimensions Entertainment, and Gold Star Media are hosting a second annual joint retreat and workshop. The three companies previously held a joint retreat last June in Hawaii and insiders claim the companies are looking within Korea this year. Though the exact location and the exact dates of the retreat could not be confirmed, sources state the location was suggested by both Gold Star CEO Bang Sunyoung and Dimensions Entertainment creative director Choi Dongwook, though none of the company executives will be able to attend the retreat themselves this year.

EVENT INFORMATION:

After the success of last year’s retreat in Hawaii, all idols and key staff members from the three companies have been invited on a joint retreat at a healing and wellness resort in the mountains of Gangwon Province, South Korea! All idols will leave by bus from Seoul on the morning of June 19 and the trip to the resort will take approximately two hours. There will be six buses total, with three buses reserved for the idols to travel in. Idols will be sorted onto buses by arrival time, so they may not be on the same bus as their group mates or label mates.

Attendance is considered mandatory, so if there’s a reason your muse wouldn’t be able to attend the retreat, please clear it with the admin first.

From the morning of June 19 to the afternoon of June 22, everyone will be staying at a resort nestled in the mountains of Gangwon. Idols will be sleeping in suites of three people to a room. Roommates will be chosen by random card draw, so idols may end up sharing with people they don’t know, though all roommates will be same-sex and idols will only room with other idols, not staff. Roommates can be plotted among muns as long as no more than two members of the same group are in the same room. There will be three full-size beds to a room. Room design visuals can be found here, here, and here.

Each night, idols can choose to go on a group hike to go camping in the mountains in tents at an organized camping area if they’d like to sleep in the outdoors instead. Each idol will be limited to doing this only one night out of the trip.

The resort is advertised as a natural and relaxing escape from the rush of everyday life, so the cellphone and internet connection is quite bad though not entirely unavailable. There are no televisions or computers provided on the resort campus and activities available at the resort are focused on practices considered healing and relaxing. The resort does not have room service, but it does have a cafeteria building where personal chefs cook organic, healthy meals curated by expert nutritionists. No alcohol is served at the resort and it is strongly discouraged to drink or smoke on resort property, though it would not be impossible for attendees to smuggle such things in in their luggage.

Visual references of the style of the resort can be found at the following links: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. The campus of the resort also features all of the following spread across several different buildings, which are open 24 hours:

A swimming pool and a thermal pool

A library of books and LP records and a reading area

A sauna

A spa, massage, and meditation center

An indoor flower garden

A water garden

An outdoor terrace with a view of the mountains

A bonfire area

A hammock area

A fitness center with a rock climbing wall

A cafe

A music hall

Organic farming center

Several mountain hiking trails of varying lengths

The following classes are also offered in small groups each day:

Organic home gardening

Cooking

Rock climbing

Yoga / aerial yoga / paddleboard yoga (in pool)

Pilates

Archery

Coffee brewing

Meditation / active meditation / sound meditation

Art (painting, pottery, jewelry making)

The entire resort has been rented out for the trip, so only those associated with BC, Dimensions, or Gold Star will be at the resort during the stay.

Idols will be allowed to explore the resort and its surrounding area at their leisure, but there will also be activities specifically highlighted in activity brochures given to each attendee (including the aforementioned classes as well as hiking and traditional tea ceremonies) alongside mandatory events specific to the companies’ retreat that can be found below. One night and one afternoon of the trip have mandatory company events with an optional group event on an additional night, but idols may explore the area freely the rest of the time. Managers will not be on clock for the trip, but idols will still face punishment if they misbehave in a way that reflects negatively on the company in the presence of resort staff. All currently promoting groups/soloists will have pre-recorded their music show stages before leaving for Gangwon

Everyone will leave in the late afternoon of June 22 by bus back to Seoul following the group picnic.

Idols are not allowed to post to social media about the retreat until the retreat is over to avoid any fans finding their location and attempting to trespass on resort property.

Scheduled Activities Overview: (attendance is mandatory for all *except open mic night* unless muse is injured/ill)

June 19: Bonfire. After everyone has settled into their rooms and had a chance to explore the wellness resort, a bonfire will be held at the bonfire area of the resort. Staff will not be present at the bonfire, as they have another scheduled bonding event. The bonfire won’t be structured, but attendees are welcome to talk, play games, roast food, and other bonfire activities. After the bonfire ends, anyone who would like to take the hike up into the mountains to camp under the stars will be given the opportunity to do so (though this option is available every night).

June 20: Free day/night.

June 21: Open mic. This activity is optional. Any interested attendees may attend an open mic night to unwind on this night at the music hall. Attendees are free to perform music for the other attendees, read poetry, do comedy, etc. Signing up attend of time is not required, though it is an option. Attendees may team up for duets or group performances with any other attendee if they wish, but no one will be given more than ten minutes on the mic. A baby grand piano, an acoustic guitar, a tambourine, and a recorder will be available for use for musical performances as well as a sound system. Performers shouldn’t do anything too raunchy as they are in mixed company, but as these are private performances for fun and relaxation, they have a lot of freedom. Anyone interested in watching may come and go from the event as they please.

June 22: Picnic. On the last day of the retreat, all attendees will have an outdoor picnic together for lunch before leaving to return to Seoul. Every attendee will be given a lunch basket of fresh foods including meat, rice, vegetables, and fruit prepared by the resort’s personal chefs.

Overall:

In game, this event takes place on from Friday, June 19, to Monday, June 22, but threads and other posts for this event may be started from Sunday, June 7, at 12PM EDT (the time this post goes up), to Saturday, July 4, at 11:59PM EDT. Threads may be continued past the end date, but must be started before then and are no longer eligible for points past the end date. Non-event related interactions may be conducted during this time as well.

NOTE: All posts related to the event should be tagged #fmdwellnessretreat. Remember to use #fmdcall if you want to post a plot or starter call for the event, which I encourage everyone to do if they’d like to!

POINTS AVAILABLE:

As with all events, there are special points up for grabs.

INTERACTIONS: Having an event thread with a starter and at least three replies (starter ▻ partner reply ▻ op reply ▻ partner reply) by the end of the event is worth 2 points. This is valid for up to ten threads this time and the threads can take place during any part of the event.

INTERACTIONS: Having an event thread going with someone your muse has never had an interaction with before is worth 1 additional point for each thread.

INTERACTIONS: Posting an open starter for the event is worth 2 points. This counts for up to one open thread starter (not a text/sms post) per character.

PLAYLIST: Making a playlist of seven or more songs matching your muse’s idea of a ‘relaxation’ or a ‘wellness’ playlist is worth 2 points not counting toward your monthly playlist limit.

PROMPT: Upon gathering for the picnic on the final day of the trip, all muses are handed a new simple, bound journal. A resort staff member speaks up when everyone has arrived for the picnic, giving a brief talk on the importance of self-reflection as a part of a “continuing wellness journey”. Everyone is then given half an hour of silence in nature to write the first entry in their newly gifted journal as a self-reflection on their current state and place in life. Completing this prompt in a self-para of 400+ words is worth 3 points not counting toward your monthly self-para limit.

You can also earn the normal amount of points through writing additional self-paras, etc. related to the event!

If anything in this post is unclear or you have any questions, please feel free to contact the admin. Please like this post to let me know you read it!

#fmdevent #fmdwellnessretreat #queued post

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sasorikigai · 4 years

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Can I have like... the whole relationships building meme for Hanryou plz?

RELATIONSHIP BUILDING || @sonxflight || accepting (part 1)

Send ⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses.

In their relationship, nonsexual touch is such a frequented gift. Hugging, especially for them is a connection that is deep and bonding. They both are huggers, and for them, touch = love. To feel touch with another human is to feel connected, seen, validated, and loved. Hanzo couldn’t fathom to be away from not being touched again, for entire energetic system resets, recalibrates, and loses the gift of momentum when he’s absent from such sensation. After just a single afternoon of embrace, fully clothed and not directly sexual, his MOJO could be quick to return in some fundamental way. Some core function of his soul, his happiness, resonates with Ryou, and Hanzo would be once again recharged in a way that he had not been, since he lost that precious, exquisite touch with Harumi.

Send ☎ for your muse’s info in my muses phone (name, ringtone, picture, last text received/sent).

Name: Ryou Sakai, aka [くそったれ] Ringtone: Poets of the Fall - Someone Special Picture:

Last text received: from Ryou [くそったれ] : How would you feel if I smacked your tits back? Last text sent: to Ryou [くそったれ] : It’s not as pliant as your ass, but I dig your fucking infatuation with my tits.

Send 🎼 for a song that reminds me of our muses.

Daughtry - World on Fire

Going down like a dead man walking One step from a body in a coffin Just one, one of the fallen Waking up to a blood moon, howling Can't drown it out, even with the medicine Tearing through me like a bullet of adrenaline Arms heavy, face down on a death bed Blame the gods while choking on the violence In the end, silence is deafening

Send 👋 for three things that describe our muses relationship.

👋 Soulmates: While a lot of these examples of romance tropes have to do with two people slowly realizing their feelings for one another, the Destined To Be Together involves couples who know right from the start that they are in love. Their intense immediate bond is what maintains their resolve that they’re meant to be together while the universe, typically, conspires to separate them.

👋 The Second Chance at Love: They have been deeply hurt in the past, and have spent years avoiding any kind of romantic relationship. Now they will meet and learn to give love another chance. This is a hopeful trope that readers enjoy because it enforces the theme that “it’s never too late.”

👋 Back-To-Back Badasses: When two people are completely surrounded, outnumbered and outgunned, by simply coming together and having their backs against each other, they are suddenly much more capable. Usually involves a lot of spinning and may lead to Radial Ass-Kicking. The fully realized fight scene of this image is the Bash Brothers. A warrior's most vulnerable area is his back, and by putting their backs together, two warriors can eliminate this disadvantage and turn it into an advantage.

Send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours.

“I am wholly satisfied that I’m your entire galaxy and you will never experience euphoric things that excite every part of your body.” A huge smirk, then a grope of Ryou’s ass follows.

Send 👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse (with the other muse/mun’s permission).

“The very fabric of my existence was rewoven because of Ryou’s physical and emotional support, and he becomes so ingrained that he is my constant, regardless of where I would end up.”

Send 😍 for my muse to tell yours three things they love about them.

“His easygoing, down-to-earth persona, uncanny ability to read my mind, and of course, his ass.”

Send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep.

“Your ass is on fire!”

Send 📖 for my muse to read out an entry in their journal/diary about yours.

It’s hard trying to fall asleep; it’s a juggle of keeping my mind distracted enough to fall asleep before the thoughts of my mind leaves me hollow and my eyes flinging open to stop it. How the truth of my loneliness unfurls, ceaselessly seizing the wind, bearing me against the current. I could never escape from thinking about you, for you follow me to this day, for every brutal handprint staining already blood reddened mark on my being had been touched by you and no one fucking dares me to probe the hard exoskeleton of my being. How you effortlessly render me malleable.

Send ✉ for a written letter from my muse.

Ryou,

Loneliness is such a dangerous thing, for everyone knows there are forms of cruelty which can injure a man’s life without injuring his body. They are such as deprive me of a certain form of food, necessary to the life of the soul. As the starved roots will wither and rot, rootlessness and homelessness robs me the sense of belonging. Perhaps I wasn’t meant to be migratory as I have thought I’d be. It’s not stemmed from having the feeling of having an existence that is not meaningful or fruitful, but turning to exclusionary groups in the squadron, which only increases the feelings of alienation and rootlessness.

Who am I, after all, drifting without a background against me? My recognitions does not speak much when the criminality of my past has been resurfaced through the uprising of the syndicate that had once gone defunct. The viciousness of memory is such a terrible gift and this wasn’t mine to begin with. I don’t think I can do this alone, Ryou, I need you with me on this. Whether I risk myself being burned under the inferno and of course, I am dragging you to be burst in the flames and spill unneeded blood as well. But you are the only one I have, and I need to summon all the buried courage in me to face this, and I can’t do it alone.

I need you in this with me, take the quickest flight up to Boston and meet me there in the morning.

Send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours.

Agent Sakai? Hello, this is Dr. Anderson of Massachusetts General Hospital. You were listed as Commander Hasashi’s closest kin. He was involved in a botched mission, and thankfully, his brain injury could be dealt in the most urgent manner. It is my understanding that you are still on flight when you receive this, and Commander Hasashi has been conscious even when he was admitted, but he was in a lot of pain, so we put him under with an appropriate dose of morphine. Please contact us asap and make your way here.

#✗ obsessive cathartic (headcanon)#✗ the ineffable testimony of spawned hellfire (scorpion)#✗ ugly syllables of conjured vindictive crimson (modern au)#(relationships; samurai jack)#(I give you le pain)#sonxflight

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morethanaprincess-a · 4 years

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@trinitytalents said: 👫

Send ‘👫’ for the mun to introduce you to a npc in my muses life.

At least the day had started well for Valentina, Queen of Novoselic (nee Borghese, daughter of the Duke of Orelli). As soon as the clock struck five, Gabriel had slipped from between her bedsheets and tiptoed to the door after kissing her forehead. As usual, she'd lazily tried to grasp his hand or shoulders, sleepily uttering that she commanded him to return to bed. And as usual, he'd whispered something terribly naughty he'd do to her later if he wasn't otherwise occupied as the Head of Novoselic Castle security. As soon as she watched him retreat into one of the two hidden passages connected to her room, she'd rolled over only to awake at a far more appropriate hour of 10 AM.

At precisely 10:15, a maid entered with her breakfast tray, perfectly portioned servings of wheat toast with accompanying jam, a bowl of fruit, yogurt, and a vegetable drink, which Valentina pinched her nose before downing first. This had been followed by Daphne, her senior secretary (the other two had been consigned to email and letter duty until noon) and her tablet. While older and far too smiley for Valentina's liking, she could ignore the woman's graying copper hair in favor of her knowing when to be silent (during her Japanese dramas) and how to tell the difference between eggshell and cream when it came to table linens (Valentina had fired secretaries for less). But most importantly, she knew that when it came to their Head of Security, he was an off-limits topic in anything but the professional sense unless they were alone.

"Your Majesty will be pleased to hear that your fine arts charity for high school students in Novoselic has had a 25% increase in donations this year, with several patrons attributing your gifts and galas as the cause," Daphne beamed as she interrupted her reading of Queen Valentina's unusually light schedule. But in comparison to all of the appearances she'd put in lately with Alexandre busy in Council sessions, a moment to breathe was hardly slacking. "Naturally. Thank you, Daphne. That will be all until the afternoon." She'd replied loftily, but deep down she was near to exploding from joy, both from the news as well as the laptop that rested beside her on the bed. She had important personal business to see to that morning.

Important business that was now threatened by Emelia, the Queen Mother. Just as Daphne swept from the room with a bow of the head, she'd nearly bumped into Alexandre's mother and Novoselic's past Queen. Emelia was in her seventies, kept her hair far too long (and terribly raggedy in the morning), and now had a tendency to visit her daughter-in-law during breakfast ever since Sonia was sent off to Japan for school. When the Princess still lived at home, she commonly ate breakfast with the woman, if just to spare her mother from her grandmother (or the other way round). While she was intent to savor the peace of her toast and Christie's online auctions, the Queen Mother had her usual morning plan in mind.

"Yes, please set the tray there Henri," The septuagenarian insisted, gesturing to the low table she wanted the footman to set her own breakfast tray down on before, perhaps more insistently, pointing to the TV, "And move the TV closer so I can hear. Channel 5!"

"Emelia, I am otherwise occupied," Valentina shot her mother-in-law a stern look, setting down one of her toast points. For the past week she'd been in a bidding war during Christie's annual online handbag auction with, if the username was anything to go by, was that socialite bitch from Singapore made fabulously wealthy twice over due to her high-profile skincare line and equally high-profile divorce from an airline CEO. The Queen's last six trips to Hermes' Faubourg store hadn't resulted in the Himalayan crocodile Birkin she wanted, no matter how much both the manager and Pierre-Alexis Dumas, the brand's artistic director, phoned to apologize. So now she was stuck bidding at Christie's against her Singaporean rival, who somehow still looked twenty-five at fifty, married a man at least ten years her junior, and already had three Himalayan crocodile Birkins, two of which had diamond-encrusted palladium closures (Valentina may or may not have watched her closet walk-through several times and deemed real diamonds on handbags to be tacky and reeking of 'nouveau riche'). She wasn't about to let the woman who defied the test of time add a fourth to her closet when she'd yet to obtain her first. "Must you enjoy 'Wake Up with Wanda' in my presence?"

"One should never have breakfast alone if you want to maintain your health," The older woman nagged, settling into the sofa with her own breakfast tray of oatmeal and toast. "Besides, Wanda's interviewing that handsome Pokora fellow this morning and he'll sing after!" 'Wake Up with Wanda' was the new edition, if fifteen years of hosting could be called new, of the previous morning show 'Rise and Shine with Richard.' Both shows aired on Novoselic's secondary news channel, NTV2, and primarily focused on current events, culture, and gossip. Emelia had fallen in love with it the moment Richard, when he was still young and dashing, interviewed ABBA and had promptly taken the Queen of Novoselic's call when she'd telephoned to tell the quartet how much she adored their records. A private concert later and she became one of the show's most prominent patrons for the past 40 years. Emelia insisted it kept her up to date with 'the young people.'

"You only care for M. Pokora because he covered a song by Claude Francois," Valentina quipped, hastily punching in a new number onto the Christie's website. Take that, Singapore Bitch and monster-in-law.

"Who adapted the song from The Four Seasons," Emelia was elderly but not senile, and was determined not to be outdone. She gave her daughter-in-law a triumphant nod. "Could you pass the raspberry jam? Somehow the kitchens ran out this morning and poor Alexandre, he had to have his toast with only butter before meeting the Council."

Valentina scooted to the side of her bed to hand it gently to the woman, no matter how much she wanted to chuck it at her head. At least she hadn't mentioned ABBA, her true musical love. Valentina herself had enjoyed her playing 'Mamma Mia!' over and over until Sonia, as an infant, was given a paternity test. Now she suspected the woman played it in the Queen's presence just to remind her of the plot of the ABBA musical, where the protagonist's daughter could have been fathered by three different men. Before the test came back confirming Alexandre as Sonia's father, the musical's plot was perilously close to real life. Every situation Emelia could highlight Alex's misfortunes had been capitalized on ever since. "I shall speak to Daphne about ordering more after breakfast."

"Good!" She grinned, taking another bite of oatmeal as her gaze flickered back to the TV. "Novoselic Castle should always be kept up to standard, after all."

Valentina sighed, pushing down her desire to scowl and groan at the same time. The woman had never accepted her son and his wife were in a loveless marriage with no cure. At least, for now, she was 30,000 euros in the lead for her new Birkin-

READ THIS.

An email, sent to her personal account from Daphne, popped up as the auction entered its last three minutes. Finally letting out a groan, She opened her email to find only a URL in the body of the email, something that would take her to a Japanese site. "This better be important," She grumbled, clicking it.

It seemed to be a journal of some sort, written in Japanese with plenty of discussion about fashion and style for teenagers, popular culture, and so forth, with far too many 'kawaii' touches for her liking. Belonging to a dark-haired girl with a red bow, her content varied from her fashion to interviews, often featuring fellow teenagers likely close in age. Valentina felt her eyes glaze over until she tore her gaze from the sidebar to the first entry at the top of the page: Hope's Peak's Ultimate Princess, the Princess of Novoselic Answers YOUR Questions!

"Oh dear God," Valentina gasped, clutching the sides of her keyboard as she began to scroll. There was her daughter, bright and smiling in an outfit she'd never have let Cecily approve of for her as she chatted amiably on video with the dark-haired girl. The goal was to find the person behind the Princess and find out what being Royal was really like, according to the introduction. The Queen froze at the sorts of questions the girl's 'fans' apparently wanted to know: Did Sonia have a significant other? Did the Castle still have in-use torture chambers? How big was her closet? Nothing about her various charity work in Japan, professional appearances, or even the positive highlights of their country's history. Just glamour and gore. Exactly the sort of interview she'd been trying to fend off from Novoselic Daily News, who'd been promised Sonia's next interview once she'd finished with UK Tatler and Japan's NHK.

And if Daphne's capital letters were any indication, it was likely NDN's CEO had already gotten whiff of Princess Sonia's unauthorized interview to a complete amateur.

"What in the HELL is she thinking!?" Valentina cried, all but forgetting her precious Hermes and Emelia, reaching for her phone to fire off a phone call which, unsurprisingly, went unanswered. She had no choice: she'd have to corner her daughter by text.

I know you are ignoring me, Sonia. You will call me as soon as you receive this message unless you prefer to be put on your plane in the next hour and flown straight home.

#more-than-a-princess answered #more-than-a-princess memes #(Sonia's relatives apply throughout most of her verses and with most of my writing partners)#(But here's a scenario that takes place after our last thread)#trinitytalents #NPC drabble meme

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sterlingsilverchampion · 5 years

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Celebrate the Month of Thrills and Chills of Writober!

Writober Starting Date: Tuesday, October 1st, 12:00 AM EST Writober Ending Date: Friday, November 1st, 12:00 AM EST

What IS Writober?

Think Inktober! If you do not know what Inktober is, it’s the whole month of October dedicated into the exercise of inking in a journal with thirty-one prompts, one prompt per day! Of course, instead of inking and drawing, it’s writing!

The tracking tag for any kind of writing for Writober will be #Writober2k19 ! Writing that is the finally entry for that day’s prompt on the dash should be labeled as #Writober2k19entry ! This will be important!

Cool! What are the requirements of writing? Is there a limit / cap as to how long / little I can write for these prompts?

There is no limit as to how long you want to write! There are many variations as to how you may go about writing for Writober! Here are some examples I have thought of that seem pretty good to go for!

Writing a Headcanon/drabble of your Muse(s) with the corresponding Prompt theme!

A brief interaction with your muse and another mun’s muse!

Any writing form, such as poems and scripts are fine too!

A collaboration of a drabble / headcanon with another mun’s muse and your own!

As long as it matches that day’s prompt and that it exceeds five sentences, you are golden! The most important part is to have fun with this!

Do I have to stick with one variation (ex. only writing headcanons for the whole month) for Writober?

No, you don’t have to! You may use any kind of method as long as it exceeds five sentences! Be it a poem, collaborative effort with a friend, a drabble, script, whatever your little heart desires! This is meant to be free-form, so the creator’s limits are the sky when it comes to writing!

When will Prompts be posted? I want to write mine right now!

I will be scheduling Prompts on this blog to be posted on 12:00 AM EST! This not only gives people a chance to see these prompts, but to make it less overwhelming for everyone upon staring at a large list! Plus, it’s Writober, we should celebrate everyone’s writing skills for the month!

I have pre-made all 31 prompt themes for October, so don’t worry about fearing that a day will be skipped!

Do I HAVE to complete all of the prompts?

Absolutely not! You don’t have to write all of the prompt themes if you are not feeling it! It is a nice challenge though! You also don’t have to stress about completing the prompt on the same day it comes out either! All prompts that come out each day will pretty much be due November 1st to give everyone some breathing room!

I have more than one muse, can I interchange between them?

Yes, you may! You may include all of them in a prompt, or all of them separately in different prompts! You do not HAVE to stick to one muse if you are not feeling them for a specific prompt!

I have a muse not in the Pokemon Fandom, can I still participate?

You may if you wish! Although this Writober celebration is mainly for the Pokemon Fandom! So although other fandoms may participate, I will only be giving out prizes to those within the pokemon community! Pokemon Verses in other fandoms count, by the way, so you may use those in order to be included for possible prizes!

Speaking of prizes!

Participating in this wonderful celebration will include treats! No tricks included! This is done by earning Candy Points! Wait- how do you earn Candy Points?

By participating in prompts, of course! Each final piece that is tagged as #Writober2k19entry will earn a candy point!

One candy point per person per prompt! UNLESS, of course, you unlock the bonus candy point! Bonus points will be included within the prompt itself (clearly labeled) so that way you may have the option of incorporating it! You do not have to if you feel that you have a different idea to go off with your writing!

Candy points will be tallied at the end of the month, which can be used to redeem treats such as:

10 candy points = pokemon showdown team of your muse OR 10 Icons of your muse 20 candy points = 20 icons for your muse 30 candy points = Promo for your muse!

If there is any more to add or edit, I will update this! Feel free to ask if there’s anything you are concerned or confused with! I am more than happy to clarify for you!

Rules for Writober can be found Here!

Writober’s Promotion can be found Here!

#Writober2k19intro #writober2k19

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the-count-desaulnier · 4 years

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o i hit 200,,,,,,, that was unexpected XD

im not sure what kind of event to do for this though so i will just say thank u all so much for supporting this little blog of mine i appreciate yalls support a lot,,,, bows,,,,,,

#journal entry: mun speaks #if anyone has any ideas im open to it #lowkey tempted to do a bloody sword event but im not sure #hmm dot png

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gg-inspo · 5 years

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𝓂𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓈𝓀 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒

𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓪 o post para receber asks, ou 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮 a url dos seus personagens!! ATENÇÃO: pedimos para vocês não reblogarem outros memes, usem os desse post <3 peçam para nós adicionarmos mais memes a esse, se vocês quiserem.

BOM JOGO!!

MEMES DE SÍMBOLOS/PALAVRAS

créditos | FORCE MY MUSE TO SPILL THEIR SECRETS

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

créditos | mande uma música na minha ask para...

do me a favor: meu muse dar um soco no seu, ou vice versa our perfect disease: meu muse dizer coisas ruins para seu muse em um momento de raiva, ou vice versa bedroom hymns: meu muse dar um beijo agressivo no seu muse, ou vice versa higher: meu muse abandonar o seu muse, ou vice versa bad habit: nossos muses quebram regras juntos idfc: meu muse dizer que não se importa/ama o seu enquanto ele ama, ou vice versa i'm a ruin: meu muse ter um colapso nervoso na frente do seu, ou vice versa wicked games: nossos muses terminam o relacionamento de forma dolorosa terrible things: meu muse dizer uma verdade muito dolorosa (ou cruel) para seu muse, ou vice versa the cops: meu muse ficar com o seu enquanto pensa em outra pessoa, ou vice versa giver: meu muse ficar com outra pessoa e o seu muse descobre, ou vice versa high enough: nossos muses beberem/fumarem juntos e acabam fazendo errado false alarm: meu muse dar coisas para o seu (estilo sugar daddy/sugar mommy), ou vice versa heartbreak summer: meu muse largar o seu chorando sozinho na praia, ou vice versa angels: meu muse perceber que ama o seu quando não deveria, ou vice versa i wanna be yours: meu muse dizer que quer um relacionamento, mas o seu não quer, ou vice versa 505: nossos muses se pegarem depois de terminarem a relação/ter um flashback juntos strange love: meu muse ouvir fofocas sobre nossos muses e fica furioso, ou vice versa daddy issues: meu muse dar um soco no pai do seu muse em um momento de raiva, ou vice versa take me to church: nossos muses serem flagrados tendo atos sexuais íntimos em uma igreja ou lugar sagrado video games: nossos muses entrarem em joguinhos psicológicos onde só eles entendem honest: meu muse mentir para os outros sobre a relação deles, ou vice versa sinister kid: meu muse ouvir de alguém para não se envolver com o seu muse pois vai se machucar, ou vice versa

créditos | LET’S TAKE A PEEK AT THE FUTURE!

Send a symbol to see my muse in the future…

📸- Older Teenager (17-19)

🍻- Young Adult (20-29)

💐- Middle-Aged (30-49)

🏵- Older Adults (50-64)

🐋- Elderly (65+)

🕯- Too see the impact they would have on the world after their death

créditos | SEND “🔍“FOR AN OBSCURE FACT ABOUT MY MUSE

créditos | IF YOUR MUSE WAS A POKEMON, WHAT WOULD THEIR ABILITIES BE?

Send “Ability+A muse” and I’ll apply both their normal AND hidden abilities! List of Pokemon abilities

créditos | SEND “⚔” AND I’LL PICK A BATTLE THEME FOR A FIGHT BETWEEN OUR MUSES.

créditos | Send < + a word and my muse will tell you a memory related to it.

créditos | mensagens no celular

Mande “✆” para uma mensagem DE MANHÃ. Mande “✉” para uma mensagem que NÃO FOI ENVIADA. Mande “☎” para uma mensagem APRESSADA. Mande “⁇” para uma mensagem BÊBADA. Mande “✿” para uma mensagem SUGESTIVA. Mande “ø” para uma mensagem DE MADRUGADA. Mande “✘” para uma mensagem ODIOSA. Mande “#” para uma mensagem ALEATÓRIA. Mande “@” para uma mensagem ASSUSTADA. Mande “&” para uma mensagem AMOROSA. Mande “%” para uma mensagem CURIOSA. Mande “ツ” para uma mensagem ANIMADA. Mande “$” para uma mensagem ACIDENTAL. Mande “♀” para uma mensagem DE PARTIR O CORAÇÃO.

créditos | mande 📝 e minha muse revelará sobre sua muse:

Sua primeira impressão: Sua impressão atual: O que eles mais gostam da sua muse: O que eles odeiam da sua muse: O que sua muse é para ele (amigx, rival, crush, etc): Uma opinião geral sobre sua muse: (se plausível) Algo que eles gostariam de revelar a sua muse:

créditos | envie um símbolo para que seu muse receba uma sms logo após meu muse…

😔 … receber alguma notícia ruim 😃 … receber alguma notícia boa ✴️ … sofrer algum acidente grave ou não 🚼 … fazer um teste de gravidez 💓 … descobrir que tem pouco tempo de vida 👊 … ser atacado ❌ … receber uma ameaça ❗️ … ouvir alguma notícia/fofoca sobre seu muse 🍁 … pensar em seu muse ⬆️ … acordar ❤️ … sair de um encontro ♈ … ser preso ☄ … descobrir que seu muse esta desaparecido ℹ️ … perder alguma coisa importante ⚰ … perder um ente querido 💍 … ficar noivo 🙍 … ser traído ⚙ … perceber como se sente em relação ao seu muse ❓ … lembrar que tem algo para perguntar ao seu muse

créditos | fill my inbox ❣️

- fuck, marry, kill - would you rather - make me choose between two things - send me song & movie recs - ask me for advice - tell me about your day - talk to me about makeup - confess something to me on anon - ask me questions to get to know me - ask me about my fave things

créditos | send a symbol.

LEARN SOMETHING ⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst? 📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most? 🍁 - favorite season? 🏹 - have they ever committed a murder? 💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who? ⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed? ⛔ - do they believe in revenge? 💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny? 🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak? 🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous? 🍀 - do they believe in luck? 🌙 - do they believe in magic? ☄️ - what is their biggest regret? 🍷 - do they drink? 🍹 - alcohol tolerance? 🍳 - do they know how to cook? ☀ - night or day?

DO SOMETHING 🙈 - muse is blind for [#] asks. 🙉 - muse can’t hear for [#] asks. 🙊 - muse can’t speak for [#] asks. 💥 - muse feels agonizing pain when they raise their voice for [#] asks. 🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks. ⚡ - muse has unstable emotions for [#] asks. 🍺 - muse acts like they are when they’re drunk for [#] asks. 🍬 - muse is hyper as fuck for [#] asks. 🎭 - muse can only speak in cryptic phrases for [#] asks. 🎬 - any noise becomes deafening to the muse for [#] asks. 🌋 - the muse is unable to control their anger for [#] asks. 🔦 - muse becomes light-sensitive for [#] asks. 👁‍🗨 - muse feels like they’re being watched for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. 🚫 - the muse hallucinates their worst fear for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. ♾️ - the muse is in constant pain for [#] asks. gets worse at it goes along. (bonus if the pain is an old wound/scar.) ⛅ - the muse hides their emotions for [#] asks. emotions come spilling through when m!a ends. ✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.

OTHER ♠️ - the muse’s ‘worse side’ shows for [#] asks. ♥️ - the muse’s ‘better side’ shows for [#] asks. ♦️ - the muse becomes emotionless for [#] asks. ♣️ - the muse feels temporarily free from doubt for [#] asks. ♈ - the muse has an ego boost for [#] asks. ♉ - the muse is unreasonably stubborn/bitter/petty for [#] asks. ♊ - the muse is split into two versions of themself for [#] asks. (emotion/logic, happy/sad, etc.) ♋ - muse becomes overwhelmingly pessimistic for [#] asks. ♌ - muse becomes incredibly fucking arrogant for [#] asks. ♍ - muse is shy as hell for [#] asks. ♎ - muse is obsessed with keeping things ‘stable’ or ‘balanced’ for [#] asks. ♏ - muse is unbearably rude/cruel/violent for [#] asks. ♐ - muse is more ‘pleasant’ than usual for [#] asks. ♑ - muse loses all self-control for [#] asks. ♒ - muse acts incredibly aloof for [#] asks. ♓ - muse is overwhelmed by sadness for [#] asks. ⛎ - wildcard. mun’s zodiac applies to the muse. (ex: i’m a cancer, so if i was sent ophiuchus, muse would get the effects of cancer.)

créditos | mande um elemento do espaço para perguntas

Mercúrio: Qual é seu nome completo? Vênus: Qual é sua língua materna? Terra: Onde está sua casa? Marte: Qual é sua opção sexual? Júpiter: Você tem irmãos? Saturno: Você tem animais de estimação? Urano: Qual é seu hobby? Netuno: Quando é seu aniversário? Plutão: Que horas são agora onde você está? Lua: O que você está estudando atualmente/quer estudar? Sol: Você já provou álcool? Sirius: Você já perdeu em alguma matéria? Rigel: Você já foi em uma montanha russa? Deneb: Você já saiu do seu país de origem? Arcturus: Você já chorou por algo que não seja tristeza? Betelgeuse: Algo que você nunca vai conseguir esquecer? Aldebaran: Algo que você se importa ou se preocupa desesperadamente? Canopus: Você já quebrou algum osso? Bellatrix: Você já foi forçadx a mentir ou manter um segredo? Alphard: Você já perdeu um amigo? Vega: Algo que você fez e deseja que nunca tivesse feito? Centaurus: Feriado favorito? Orion: Mês favorito? Cassiopeia: Livro favorito? Delphinus: Matéria/assunto favorito? Hercules: Instrumento favorito? Gemini: Música favorita? Pegasus: Lugar favorito para se estar? Libra: Cor favorita? Phoenix: Coisa favorita para vestir? Aries: Filme favorito? Cygnus: Clima favorito? Hydra: Som favorito? Milky Way: Quem é seu amigo mais antigo? Andromeda: Você se considera uma pessoa social? Black Eye Galaxy: Você acredita em amor à primeira vista? Cartwheel Galaxy: Quando foi seu primeiro beijo? Cigar Galaxy: Quão bem você flerta? Comet Galaxy: Você já precisou terminar um relacionamento porque um dos dois mudou demais? Pinwheel Galaxy: Você namoraria a última pessoa com quem falou? Sombrero Galaxy: Você tem crush em alguém agora? Bode’s Galaxy: Você já teve um admirador secreto? Sunflower Galaxy: Você namoraria/seria amigo de alguém por pena? Tadpole Galaxy: Você negaria uma amizade ou relacionamento? Whirlpool Galaxy: Você choraria por um término? Comet: Qual é seu maior sonho? Asteroid: Como é a vida dos seus sonhos? Meteor: Algo que você gostaria de dizer, mas não pode? Nebula: Se você pudesse desfazer algo na sua vida, o que seria isso? Shooting Star: Se você pudesse trazer de volta alguma coisa, o que seria? Pulsar: O que você espera fazer nos próximos 10 anos? Supernova: Algo que você quer fazer antes de morrer? Quasar: Se você pudesse passar o resto da sua vida com alguém, com quem seria? Wormhole: Algo que você gostaria que acontecesse, mas não vai? Black Hole: O que é a última coisa que você quer ver?

MEMES DE FRASES

créditos | gossip girl edition

“Three words. Eight letter. Say it and I’m yours.” “Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.” “Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.” “ You are disgusting and I hate you.” “Do I smell pork… and cheese?” “Is that a bong? I didn’t take you for a stoner…” “Friends don’t steal other friends’ boyfriends” “Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch, I ought to kill you!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “What happened? What’s wrong? Talk to me.” “I’m not anyone. I’m me, you can tell me anything.” “This is not a game!” “Did you sleep with someone else?” “You’re starting to scare even me. What did you do?” “I wasn’t aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?” “Good luck on your suicide mission!” “You really know how to hurt people. I admire you for it” “OH MY EFFING GOD!” “Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.” “This isn’t you!” “You don’t sound like yourself!” “Did he dump you because he found out you were satan?” “I’m surprised you didn’t shoot me yourself.” “Your world would be easier if i didn’t come back.” “You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.” “Just because we can’t be together, doesn’t mean I won’t love you.” “Don’t marry him.” “I love you. I’m in love with you. I’ve tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can’t… I don’t want to anymore.” “Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop.” “Once again the world has proven anything you can do, I can do better.” “I’ll never forgive you for what you’ve done.” “We’ll get through this together.” “I want to see all the parts of you, even the ones you are ashamed of.” “Well, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a tart in my room that I’d rather attend to.” “I kissed someone and it was a life-changing experience.” “Be careful walking down the primrose path. You may find hell instead of happily ever after.” “You’re smarter than you look.” “I have no time to care.” “We’re stuck in this meaningless, mind-blowing sex loop.” “You’d better not be selfish. A woman remembers.” “Well, you want to go somewhere and talk? Or not talk?” “Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t.” “You’re worth more than a guest lecture fee, everyone knows that.” “This isn’t Congress. Accomplish something!” “So dramatic, you should be a writer.” “Champagne okay?” “By the way, sandals are not shoes.”

créditos | gossip girl edition

"You had someone who loved you unconditionally." "I'm sorry I gave up on us when you never did." "Can I kiss you before I kill you?" "Every time I try to move on, you're right there." "I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination." "Happiness does not seem to be on the menu." "You're not hot enough to be a high school cheerleader." "Excuse me if I don't fall for that, or you, ever again." "I'd ask how you are, but I really don't care." "You're completely unaware of your affect on me." "Who the hell is he not to want you?" "When are you gonna ask me on a real date?" "I'm gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that." "You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?" "I look forward to never seeing you again." "You have no idea who you're dealing with." "I'm glad that she's so fun and I'm sorry that I'm not." "A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living." "How would I ever believe anything you say again?" "Isn't there someone else you can torture?" "Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now." "Take a Xanax or a tequila shot or something." "Maybe I am a total bitch, did you ever think about that?" "Let me say, for the record, I like you. You and only you." "There's a reason I always come back to you." "I'm happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now."

créditos | iconic vines sentence meme

❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜ ❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

❛ i thought you were american . ❜

❛ is that a weed !? ❜

❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

❛ is that a police !? ❜

❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

❛ merry crisis ! ❜

❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜

❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

créditos | VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

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getinthefunvee · 3 years

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GENERAL INFO

❔ #getinthefunvee

❔ semi-private: will generally only write with mutuals, but very happy to meet new people.

❔ exclusivity: is pre-pubescent and used as a cliquey gatekeeping & ostracising mechanism 99% of the time. I do not practice character or ship exclusivity; I will side-eye you if you do, and I will not tolerate it on my dash, and I will lay the verbal smack-down if I see you using it to bully someone else. I've been playing with some muns for nearly 5 years, and at least one for more than a decade; if anyone was going to be an exclusive, it would be those friends, but exclusivity = possessiveness and it's really, really not the way to roll your adult relationships. Note: if you choose to make me your exclusive Tony for any reason (ie, if you generally hate Tony interaction and want to avoid it, emotional safety reasons, whatever) please give me a heads up. Please be aware that, as stated above, I will not do exclusivity in return.

❔ basic etiquette: human decency is expected. Do not attempt to god-mod (it's so 90s), force-ship, engage in pass-aggro nastiness, harassment, or any other asshattery. Thanks.

❔ Personals et al are very welcome to follow and 'like' RP posts and to reblog non-RP content. Please don't reblog RP threads you aren't participating in; it's creepy, and I will call you out on it.

❔ multi-muse, side & personal journals: I will not follow you back if you run a multi-muse blog or RP from your persona that heavily features muses from fandoms I’m not familiar withl; I really need to limit dash clutter in order to be able to focus. (ADD & autism are gr8 that way.) That doesn't mean I won't RP with you on your multi-muse blog, and I'm very happy to RP with side blogs, but I will not RP with personals.

❔ OCs, female characters, obscure canon characters: This shouldn’t need to be said, but: Yes please! I look for fully-formed characters whose creation you've put thought into; this goes for 'popular' canon characters in equal measure.

❔ crossovers: Please check with me first to make sure I'm familiar with your fandom.

❔ cut your replies: Please cut your replies & repost asks as new posts when replying. (note: this is not the same as 'read mores'; I'm happy to explain the difference.) I will not follow you if you never cut your replies.

❔ You must have rules or, at the very least, your age stated somewhere on your blog. I will always read your rules before interacting, and I ask that you please do the same.

ABOUT THIS BLOG

❕ est Dec 2012

❕ 21 or over for intermittent content which may not always be tagged; I will generally not play with you if you are under 21 as I may not be comfortable writing certain content [because I'll feel like a dinosaur]. I will not RP with anyone under 18 years old, regardless of thread content or your geographical location's 'legal age.' This is not up for discussion, though I'm happy to explain the legal ramifications (for you and your RP partners around the world) of lying about your age. tl;dr I'm not going to jail so you can have smut. Thanks.

❕ safe space: This blog is fiercely inclusive. I make a point of avoiding ableist or bigoted language and terminology. Please come talk to me in chat or send an ask and tell me if I screw up. note: If you ever need to talk about anything, or if you're having a really bad day, I'm here for you & wouldn't want you to feel alone. Seriously. Come talk to me. I do have chat set to mutuals only thanks to the huge influx of spam messages I was getting, but you can always unfollow me after we’re done talking (I won’t be upset) or send me an ask if that's easier.

❕ triggers: I will tag genuine triggers when asked (please don't conflate squicks with triggers). I don't have any triggers, but I prefer not to see child abuse, domestic violence, incest, or pregnancy on my dash; if you regularly include that content, I will generally unfollow. Please see below for a comprehensive list. Triggers will be tagged 'triggery thing tw' and added to the tag dump post.

❕ formatting: usually no fancier than small text +/- 66x66 or 100x100 icon (depending on the size you use), but I will try to match your style. If you need any special formatting to make it easier for you to read, please tell me. I'm very happy to comply.

❕ pre-established relationships: I'm happy to discuss these.

❕ readmores: used rarely, but will always use for explicit dubcon/noncon content & graphic stuff.

❕ memes: generally mutuals only but will always be tagged as 'mutuals only', so if you don't see that, feel free to interact. I do my best to observe reblog karma but don't expect you to; it's all good.

❕ open posts: will be tagged clearly; generally open only to mutuals, sometimes character-specific (will specify in tags).

❕ shipping: multiship; not ship exclusive. Shipping is dependent wholly on muse interaction and never guaranteed. Tony is demiromantic and pansexual; he may or may not be open to poly setups depending on verse. He's experimental, inclusive, and flexible. Got a kink? Bring it. BDSM? He'll want to know your safeword. Three/four/eightway? He's probably into it. That in mind, I'm on the ace spectrum (see below) so mature-content threads aren't going to be that common and will generally, though not always, fade to black.

YES PLEASE

✅ duplicates, multiple 'canon' realities, AUs, cross-fandom, What Ifs

✅ crossovers, especially within Marvel & DC

✅ AUs: love, love, love. Give me your tropey coffee shop AU; better yet, give me your research-worthy Mesopotamian AU, time-travel AU, etc. I'm utter trash for Sentinel!verse (and if you don't know what that is, come at me).

✅ plot-development, complex characterization

✅ conscious, intentional, creative abuse of grammar/syntax

✅ any gender identity/lack thereof; sexual orientation/lack thereof; neurodivergent characters; disabled characters

✅ LGBT, non-cis/het, POC, or other minority versions of canonically white cis straight Christian etc characters

✅ female versions of canonically (cis)male characters

✅ dark, edgy, angsty themes up to and including psychological & physical torture, abuse, and character death

✅ complex and conscientious portrayals of trauma and mental health issues

NO THANKS

❎ self-insertion (omnipotent manic pixie Gary-Stu/Mary-Stu characters make me cringe)

❎ pages of ooc

❎ pages of graphic porn

❎ you RP nothing but smut of a variety that squicks me, such as (below) and don't put it behind readmores: - A/B/O, especially if it involves 'mating'/'breeding', pregnancy (esp cis male or cis female pregnancy), etc. Really major squick; - BDSM that uses an abundance of misogynistic language like 'slut'; 'daddy/mommy' themes; pet play; romanticising unhealthy abusive relationships ('50 Shades of Nope' comes to mind) by framing them as consensual BDSM.

❎ consistent grammar/spelling errors (note: ignore if English isn't your primary language; I’m happy to help if that’s something you want, and I speak a few languages so I might be able to RP in your language)

❎ lots of family/baby/child content

❎ 'child of'/'sibling of' & non-canon family member/friend characters

❎ anthropomorphic, furry, or 'real people' characters

❎ SuperWhoLock, anime

❎ gatekeeping, canon-snobbery, constant negativity

❎ erasure of any minority group (ie male versions of canonically female characters; suspiciously white FCs for canonically POC characters, etc)

❎ messianic anything; proselytizing

ABOUT THE MUN

✩ ari (aka kai), 30s, London (GMT)

✩ working in medicine, re-qualifying for med school entry; usually not around much Tue-Fri due to work (replies are sometimes queued & I'm usually happy to do short stuff like texts during the week)

✩ thoroughly spoken for; married to cap.co.vu (but thanks for asking *fingerguns*)

✩ introvert: very social at times (I tend to 'read' as an extrovert), but I need more distance when out of social energy. Feel free to ask me about this. I will love you forever if you respect the need for space, and will not like you very much if you insta-pounce 10x daily when I've gone quiet.

✩ jewitchy = unrepentantly jewish + low-key hedge witch (observant Reform/Conservative Jew; dash of pagan)

✩ grey-a + demi, greyromantic, as impossibly flirty as Tony Stark

✩ ADD, autism (psa: you can be super direct with me), major depressive disorder, EBS (epidermolysis bullosa), mild anxiety (when out of social energy)

✩ sharp-spoken, sharply-dressed, stickler for punctuation, polyglot, menace to society, method RPer, (mostly) good human being, guaranteed at least 80% carbon-based lifeform, will use elbows on the Tube, well-travelled, great ass (thanks, yoga!), hearts horseback riding, BDSM, dismantling the patriarchy

✩ ask box is always open, Discord available by request, IM/chat is gr8

If you feel like it, send me your favourite trope as a way of letting me know you've read these. I'm not going to ask for any sort of specific symbol, codeword, etc to prove it, but I will presume you have and act accordingly. If you feel compelled to acknowledge any specific parts that jump out at you or query something that doesn't sit right with you, we'll probably be bffs.

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munlpcr · 6 years

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And So It Begins

Its been nearly 3 weeks since we first started seriously thinking about CAS and all that it entitled, and I’m excited to say that I think I’m ready to take this thing on. CAS in itself is not an impossible task by any means, but it forces you to confront and overcome personal obstacles associated with work ethics and motivation, as well as sharpen and reflect upon your already established strengths. CAS is a way to hone your determination, skills, and passion before you're thrown into the real life world, the deep end; and fortunately, thanks to CAS, you'll know how to swim (or at the very least tread water). And so, to officially start the show, welcome to my MUN CAS project and the three main things I’ll be doing to get started.

1. Research: The key part to any successful project is research, research, research! The more you know about you're topic the more effectively you'll be able to manage time and produce results. Organizing an actual MUN conference may sound like a one day half page plan, but in reality it is a very complex process. I must decide on a leadership structure, a committee schedule, topics, chairs, etc. Fortunately, I had the privilege of participating in the Inter-MUN conference of graduate Victoria Obando, therefore I’ll already have an idea of the most effective manner of organization. One unique factor that makes a La Paz conference just a tad more complicated is the factor of a bilingual student body. This means that there needs to be conferences in both English and Spanish, as well as topic guides, fluent chairs (people who lead the conference), etc. My plan for this step is very simple, I will basically use my research to formulate a plan based on what needs to be done and when, that way I can effectively form an agenda and I will not be caught unprepared. There are plenty of online resources for organizing and running a small scale MUN conference (pictured below), and I will also seek advice through the form of email from a variety of professionals in the field, including Michael Doyle, a man who (among many other things), served as special advisor to UN General Secretary Kofi Annan and has shared dinner with the Obamas. I’ve reached out to Victoria for her research and council, and I will email Mr. Doyle while I continue to carry out online research.

Featured above are just a few of the many sites I have begun consulting for this lovely, high-maintenance high-reward project of mine.

2. Basic Outline: As you all know, starting CAS in 10th grade is an excellent way to get a head start on whatever project you choose, however it does not mean that you are expected to have an exact plan complete with dates, times, and monetary amounts within the first 5 weeks. I tried this, and let me tell you that it does not work. Does not. No, just no. I felt a surge of anxiety because I felt unprepared and behind, which, despite the fact that that thought is extremely illogical, greatly affected my initial motivation for this project. Hence why I;’ve made my second step to, by this Friday, write out a basic outline of my car project, that includes rough conference dates, rough workshop dates, and an idea of when I need to order name tags, (paper) plaques, an award (A surprise for now!). In order to do this I’ll email Victoria about how ling ordering delivery took her, and I will also speak to teachers to see if they have any preferred dates. Overall, a basic outline will be an extremely effective step in initiating this beast of a project.

3. Basic Budget: My third and final step is a bit complicated, but fortunately I feel like the title gives a pretty solid explanation; think budget, but basic! Ok, ok, relax, I’ll go into a bit more detail if my audience insists so. Essentially, this budget will include raw costs of the first conference in order to give me an idea of just how many fundraisers I’ll have to organize for this thing to work. Some general fundraiser ideas include an MUN trivia night, a 3 v 3 basketball tournament, and a raffle. My plan is to have this budget outline done by Wednesday of next week, as I will have to use aspects from steps 1 and 2 to get a realistic look at prices and logistics.

Now I know that all of this sure seems like a heck of a lot, and the simple question is how do I make sure I actually follow through? In my opinion, the best way to make sure something gets done is to do it as soon as possible without hesitation. This is the method I use for both Spanish homework and journal entries, and I know that personally it is extremely effective!

In general, I am extremely excited for this opportunity, and I feel ready to take this challenge head on. I have already begun researching and emailing, and I’ve learned that by setting dates for small goals you can remain motivated while feeling accomplished and prepared. This project is just getting started, and I hope you all are ready for a long ride of obscure movie referees, subtle complaining, sarcasm, and of course Model UN discussion every Sunday night. Thank you for reading and we’ll see you next week!

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