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[the-count-desaulnier]

Has either of the twins considered marriage?

Marriage is not something to be taken lightly, especially for nobles like us...

#identity v #claude desaulnier #what could have been: claude event #this time on all my muses are aroace n claude is just insecure as hell #there is also 0 historical accuracy to this answer sorry

[the-count-desaulnier]

Who would you consider your best friend joseph aside from Claude

There is a rather big difference in "people who are friendly" and "friends".

#identity v #joseph desaulnier #identity v photographer #identity v the photographer #bitter cynical pessimistic brother incoming warning #he must be fun at parties

[the-count-desaulnier]

Hi, Joseph and Claude!! owo May I ask if you two have a flower that you adore? I'm curious to know~ (Also, hi, admin!! I hope you're doing well <3)

Different flowers when put together have different meanings... I can’t just choose one.

#identity v #claude desaulnier #what could have been: claude event #HI ADMIN IS GETTING HER ASS MOWED BY HER DAY JOB #i barely have time for my embalmer blog. i just so happened to have drawn these ages ago n then forgot about it #ill try to get to those in the inbox sometime in the near future #i have somewhat of a break now so i have a little bit of time n energy #no guarantees though. my job did a number on me aha #but otherwise im doing fine!! thank u for asking. bows

[the-count-desaulnier]

If yall are interested in learning about video games, I can help set stuff up if you'd like

"There's no way I can rebuild it, I wasn't paying attention when we dismantled it..."

#identity v #joseph desaulnier #identity v photographer #identity v the photographer #claude desaulnier #what could have been: claude event #I FORGOT ABOUT THE DRAFTS ON THIS BLOG I FORGOT ABOUT THE QUEUE FUNCTION I FORGO #anyway im so. sorry. this is ages late. referencing an ancient post somewhere back on the blog #i should go n find the post n link it. but if i have to do that im never going to post this out akfbksbdksndk #the executive dysfunction is real my boys

[the-count-desaulnier]

So besides photography, you got any other projects you're working on?

Yes yes, a most interesting ongoing project to fill up the time while I am stuck in this limbo-esque manor. How fortunate that it never seems to end.

#ok im not tagging this klajhdfkahsl #but yes. pls look at my old posts. cos theyre the reason i decided to come back #i also missed having this pretentious piece of shit on the blog

[the-count-desaulnier]

Claude do you have the same enchanting eyes as your brother?

“Wait, I have enchanting eyes? Who told you such nonsense?!”

#joseph desaulnier #identity v #claude desaulnier #idv photographer #identity v the photographer #what could have been: claude event #this almost became a staring contest #claude would win

[the-count-desaulnier]

We have come for your nectar.

“Why do people have to send such cryptid messages?! It doesn’t make any sense!”

“At this point it really might be just to mess with you, with how much you overreact to these...”

#joseph desaulnier #claude desaulnier #identity v #idv photographer #identity v the photographer #what could have been: claude event #u see me being lazy with replies no u dont #open invitation to mess with joseph even more

[the-count-desaulnier]

Joseph have you ever lost a friend, not to death but like just had to cut them off or something.

Especially in the higher circles of society that I am unfortunately very well acquainted with... why, it is a necessary skill to survive.

#identity v #identity v photographer #joseph desaulnier #identity v the photographer #identity v ask blog #what a depressing question with an equally depressing answer!! have a nice day

[the-count-desaulnier]

My question is... Have you met Mini Photographer?

"I have, but... Well, let's just say perhaps it's for the best Jo doesn't meet the squishier version of himself."

#identity v #identity v photographer #claude desaulnier #yes im tagging this. u will look at my old posts. u will look at my old art. this is a threat /j #i think the old stuff on the blog is still good. i think #half of the reason im back is cos i went through my old posts. so u will look at them #also cos i have. a lot of asks to clear akfbksbdksbdk

[the-count-desaulnier]

I feel like Claude beats Joseph at card games regularly...

#identity v #identity v photographer #joseph desaulnier #identity v the photographer #claude desaulnier #what could have been: claude event #its been months. i forgot how to draw claude. again #there is not a single thought behind those eyes

[the-count-desaulnier]

Why is this old man so sexy and French

I am honestly not too sure about the former... although the latter hardly makes any sense to me either.

#identity v #identity v photographer #joseph desaulnier #identity v the photographer #identity v ask blog #reminder that joseph is very boomer. lingo goes over his head #the age old question still stands. gay or european

[the-count-desaulnier]

“I can certainly relate to that…”

And for the first time while talking to Claude, Azrael’s voice wavered.

“Losing a sibling is like… Being ripped apart.”

His eyes were cast down, staring through the cup of tea in his hands. He remained like that for a little while, not moving an inch, before hastily placing the tea on the table. His gaze was still full of pain and yet he forced a faint smile.

“You don’t really look like my brother though. I believe your hair colour and kind nature are the only similarities you two share.”

My apologies, it was not my intention to have you relive some unpleasant memories.

Although... your brother is blonde as well? That's surprising, since you- ah. Sorry, I got a little carried away there...

Um, what kind of pastries do you think go well with the tea?

💋 (Claude from the-count-desaulnier >;D)

“Mercy, monsieur ! How come we have never met? The manor is by far not large enough to hide such a pretty gem from me~”

#recorded moments: reblog #regal purple: azrael #kowtows on the floor. i am so sorry ish. this is forever n a day late #i totally forgot about this reply it was in my drafts. sobs #anyway. claudes attempt at changing the subject. will it work? find out next time

[the-count-desaulnier]

Mr. Desaulniers have you ever been in love with someone?

There has not been anyone worth investing that much time and energy on. Wasting one's affection on people so fickle and insincere is quite the fruitless endeavour.

#identity v #identity v photographer #joseph desaulnier #identity v the photographer #identity v ask blog #have i ever said this guy needs therapy? i think he needs therapy. just once

[the-count-desaulnier]

*sneaks into your window*

hewwo

*steals your hair ribbons*

Goodbye >:)

People of the current era... truly incomprehensible.

#identity v #identity v photographer #joseph desaulnier #identity v the photographer #identity v ask blog #be careful what you wish for

[the-count-desaulnier]

Mun discovers the queue function 2: electric boogaloo

#journal entry: mun speaks #SO I HAD A FEW POSTS IN THE DRAFTS AND I FORGOT THE QUEUE FUNCTION EXISTS #i may be stupid #anyway. dusts hands. time to clear the inbox again. theres a lot

[the-count-desaulnier]

You know what? That's fair. Hope you find a model who works out for you

Indeed.

#joseph desaulnier #identity v #identity v photographer #idv the photographer #idv #hes barely containing himself from lashing out again #i think he would have a foul temper. maybe #no one will notice that im reusing a reply

[the-count-desaulnier]

Hi! I hope you both have been doing good! Been a while since I sent something.

What’re your plans for the weekend?

“Claude, you’re coming with me to training.”

“Huh? Oh, yeah. Of course.”

#joseph desaulnier #identity v #claude desaulnier #identity v photographer #idv photographer #what could have been: claude event #its been a while since i answered here dshkjlahgkjas