#joke fail probably

[yadntve]

welcome to bible studies

#trigun stampede #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #tristamp ww has never read this book in his life methinks. he probably nearly failed sunday school #(adds another chainsmoking meow meow to my collection) #i also read the whole manga in three days. brainrot is no joke.... #my art

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

Take my "How much of an eeeevil hardcore stan are you" uquiz

According to MEEEEEEEEE

#PSA: on this blog a hardcore stan is someone who simps for a char so hard #that they blame other characters for the bad things their fave did or hate everyone else like pretty intensely and probably in a somewhat. #warped way. #For those who don't know how I use the term #this has been my joke since forever in my don't feed the stans after midnight tag but some may be unaware <3 #just loving a character or saying they did nothing wrong should not get you a result about hating the others. #idk how sensitive the poll results are either tho since it's basically like a pass/fail tho so *shrug* #i think this is an issue also for samcas (platonic or romantic) which is SUPPOSED to be an option but apparently they are getting served #accusations of being cas haterz my apologies 😔 #poll #don't feed the stans after midnight

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

once again I am making charts for nefarious purposes

#“once again” all my postings used to be on twitter so iykyk #i had a previous iteration of something similar but #1. outdated #2. included bluffs and lives and is completely unwieldly #this iteration is for [redacted] project which i will probably fail to follow through with #some fun facts: #ali has had a pc in every season #and yet less total characters than some due to ali's dedication to protecting her blorbos #jack also had a pc every season right up until palisade #the number of characters jack has had is a joke for just for me can you figure out the extras #janine has way fewer seasons/characters than i thought there would be #friends at the table #fatt

[astranauticus]

oh lol i forgot to post this robit sketches! because i have one (1) bit and im sure as hell gonna commit to it apparently

#rolling with difficulty #art I made #'shut your up' is a verbatim quote from an ex classmate i just thought it was funny #i dont think it was intentional i think he was just so angry that Words Failed on him #anyway im absolutely not keeping that maxim design. god i fucking hate clothing design *so* much #austin: 'hes a gold plated mechanite dressed in blue and grey robes' me trying to figure out colour placement: 'what FUCK' #i had one (1) good idea and that was 'skeleton shaped robit' and every other part of that design went to hell apparently #bc all the other mechanites we've had were either like... flesh..? shaped?? like that sorta silhouette (basically most of the old crew) #or more mechanical/geometric (vr-la's designs and like.. k-lb? i guess? if that counts) #so. therefore. bone shaped mechanite. also if i was gonna try that concept on anyone it may as well be maxim if you think about it #idk i thought it would be interesting. and also undertale was my first fandom so uh #ANYWAY. MOVING ON FROM THAT THOUGHT. #this started as a 2am intrusive thought of like #'we (artists in the discord) keep joking abt how k-lb would be a nightmare to draw but like.. how hard is it really' #anyway as you can probably expect. famous last words #i mean genuinely mad respect to noir but i think i said to one of my friends when i showed them this sketch #'i mean this in the nicest way possible but you can just tell he was designed for an audio only storytelling format' LMAO #if anyone is unwise enough to attempt this (so basically @ my future self lmao) #do the lineart and colouring for the wires in front of the inner electricity skeleton (???) and the ones behind it on SEPARATE LAYERS #drew the wires all together then the electricity and had to painstakingly go over the electricity with an eraser it was a fucking nightmare

[relicofkorax]

ive created a monster

#and oh no I kinda dig it #mekt ranzz #my art: 2d #losh 2006 #ok this is just because I was joking the show version looks like a catboy #probably only 2 people on this planet will get it but whatever #trying to use the cintiq I got a year ago #failing

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think this was funnier in my head.

#puppy draws #yo-kai watch #katie forester #jibanyan #whisper #whisper ykw #usapyon #hailey anne thomas #as a diagnosed autistic person i can confirm that the autism evaluation results #just being a picture of the autism creature with text saying you have the tism is accurate #i don't even remember how this idea came to me i think i was just overly tired this morning and then this happened #also ignore the fact that i refuse to accept nate as being canon protagonist katie is like way better sorry besties <3 #that's like 80% a joke. every main yo-kai watch character is my blorbo and nate is included in that #i just also prefer katie. playing 3 and rewatching the anime + reading the manga did endear me to nate more though #i like how he's average but also totally bisexual. no i will not elaborate #why do my tags always get so derailed. uhhhh back to autism. hailey is so fucking autistic ngl #there's like at least five different instances in 3 of her just completely failing to read the room #she's totally hyperfixated on sailor cuties and next harmeowny #she has adhd vibes too i think but. the tism is very strong #i can't decide my favorite part of this between the “yippee!! you have the tism” image and jibanyan asking what autism is #he doesn't know because he has autism by default through being a cat he didn't need a diagnosis #i feel like all of them are autistic tbh but that's probably just me projecting. i totally gave katie autism in the rewrite though #i wasn't even trying to i just don't know what neurotypicals are like because i got that autistic rizz. and adhd rizz. mostly the adhd #i am definitely also autistic but i think my adhd effects me a lot more in day-to-day life #since i usually just interact with my moms who know i'm autistic and are also both neurodivergent #and people online. most of who are autistic because it's mostly on tumblr and this is the autism website #yo-kai watch more like yo-gay watchtism amirite- #oh also very amused by hailey just poofing into existence in the second picture. as you do

[elegyofthemoon]

listen i know that the star rail girls suffer from "same character design" but i got mildly obsessed with a bit of ruan mei's design because of one particular detail and that is:

it's this particular bit where the DNA strands are joined together by the plum blossom she's named after.

in order for DNA to be replicated, it has to be unwound by a protein called helicase which then allows for the reading of the DNA to create the new strands. I felt like it was fitting that like the plum blossom unraveling the DNA in her design, she's also trying to unravel the truths of the world and get to its essence.

#was it actually intentional? who knows! but i do like the thought alskdjfahl #like idk #helicase is the first step on DNA replication - it unwinds/unzips the DNA so that another protein can read each nucleotide and produce a ne #strand #in a similar fashion ruan mei does the same trying to unravel what makes an aeon or life or etc and tries to reproduce it #utterly fails but YOU KNOW YOU GET THE POINT #anyways i like ruan mei but i think she does the same thing that a certain other scientist does for me #where im holding my head in my hands like mAAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STOPPPPPP STOP GIRL STOPPPPPPP #snow plays hsr #anyways i finished the first new trailblazer continuance (finally) and i have cats :) weeeeeeee #ruan mei #ngl i wonder just how many geneticist jokes are in ruan mei's design/abilities/etc #i would crunch on them if possible but alskjdfhal i probably shouldnt fixate #hsr #im just tagging these two for myself but its fine

[cieric-of-chaos]

I am not a hater but I hope Deadpool 3 flop I hope it sucks I hope it becomes the biggest flopped movie ever I hope it disappoints everyone that is going to watch it I hope every jokes they are going to say in that "film" is worst than any jokes that jokoy says In the Emmys I hope that movie fails at everything and I hope it kills the mcu for good I hope every dudebros that is going to defend that movie have the worst day of their lives

#i hope that Zionists directior chokes on his food #i hope Disney fails at whatever marvel movie they are going to do in the future #the script is probably full of unfunny jokes #anti zionisim #probably deleting this #anti mcu #anti disney #boycott disney #boycott marvel #deadpool 3 #Deadpool boycott #marvel #ryan reynolds #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #Hugh Jackman #x men

[tomatoluvr69]

Lunchmaxxing we got toasted pearl couscous, baby kale (soooooo quick and easy to grow at home if you’ve got a south facing window and a seeding flat. but that’s another story), oyster mushrooms, white onion, tangerine rind, fish sauce, and garlic slices in a white wine cream sauce w/ freshly cracked pepper & some parmesan

#also the kale comment is kind of a joke I know that’s quite out of the ordinary lol #getting to a place where you can improvise meals with what you have on hand is like…pinnacle of achievement in my onion… #but half the time you improvise something and it’s eh and you have four days worth of slop to choke down lol #rip to my ‘I don’t need a recipe’ west African peanut and yam stew in the fridge. failed THAT one lol #eating it in small portions for the next week probably lmao #food

[saeshiraw]

tired girl hours i’m just ranting bcos i don’t have enough time to cry

#tw rant #studying med is no joke. ik it was gonna be a commitment n that it wasnt gonna be easy n i thought i was prepared but im not #its my passion. i love what im studying and ive dedicated myself to this path but i just. its so hard n i just want to cry. everyday feels #so tiring. morning to night classes. when i get home i have to read 4 chapters MINIMUM n the books are so thick + exams almost everyday #i feel worse knowing there’s this 1 girl in my friend group that cant decide whether she likes me or not. one moment shes complimenting me #n asking where i get my outfits or my nails done or my earrings or whatever then praising me that i probably study the least out of everyone #yet still reach high student rankings but its not that im lazy im just so exhausted n its hard to have motivation... lowkey envy how my #friends study minimum 4 hours a day. we’re all tired n sleep deprived. even taking 30mins to eat makes me feel guilty. cant even watch 1 ep #of an anime bcos ill be thinking about the amount of work to do. and i have sm plans. i wanna be more active and have a healthier lifestyle #but i cant find it in me to wake up every 5am to go to the gym when i just wanna get as much sleep when im lucky to finish my studies today #i also dont see my bestest friends everyday anymore. some of us move to diff unis or some in diff majors. i just miss them so bad it hurts #and i miss the girl i used to be when i still had time and energy to indulge in my hobbies. i miss playing genshin and writing fics #just when i got back to writing and enjoyed it LOVED IT i had to go back to uni. i feel terribly lonely even when im always with people #im afraid ill completely lose grasp of the little things that make me happy bcos the weight of my responsibilities are heavier #im afraid ill be too focused on success again like i was when i was 17 and forget that its okay to relax too but idk #and i wanna meet more people make more friends have new experiences. i wanna feel alive again. and theres sm i wanna talk to or get to know #but im so afraid of people hurting me or disappointing me or people getting to know me only for the friendships to fail or we’ll dislike eac #h other. i wanna date and fall in love again and experience the romance my peers have. i wanna have someone to call my own person but the fe #ar of having someone only to lose them someday scares the hell outta me. im not ready for another heartbreak so i isolate myself and watch #people from afar. uni gives me sm freedom to do everything else and form my own identity but i dont wanna be Perceived. I wanna be heard and #seen n connect with people. but w my curreny state idt i can handle being vulnerable with others. it feels so lonely that the things i want #are out of my rrach but idt i can manage my time to meet new people and make new memories. i console myself by shopping a lot and going to #spas to relax yet i still find it hard to sleep. im afraid im wasting my time. im not as brave as i used to be. im not as efficient as i was #i get older and more tired and while i never questioned if studying med was the path i want i do question what will happen next #“is this all im ever going to be?” im good at what i do but day by day i lose sight of tje girl who knew how to laugh n smile. ik what makes #me happy but i rarely smile genuinely anymore. im so tired and want to sleep for a long time but i dont wanna fail. i dont wanna be NOT good #but it makes me cry when i know i can do many great things but i dont feel loved. people compliment me but dont approach me bcos they say im #intimidating or that im too quiet in class. i wish i could tell them i wanna join their parties too or i wanna meet their friends n hangout #but what if it doesnt work out? what if i wasted my time getting to know someone id eventually regret? what if im the disappointing one? #the days are getting shorter but it always feels like a long day. im ashamed to admit i want someone to hold me yet refuse to have anyone

[mercurialsmile]

so I'm gonna tell yall what we ain't about to do.

this year, we aint gonna make fun of people in the south trapped in any ice storms or bad weather that may occur. we aint about to make jokes about how southerners cant drive in ice and snow (altho it is true i dont need any northerners being an ass about it)

I will reiterate what I said a couple of years ago: the roads in the south are not made to handle ice. they are not built to handle snow. we do not have snow chains down here, at least not typically.

I dunno about other states, but we all know jack shit has been done about the Texas grid. If the power somehow fails again, we aint gonna make fun of us who have no power. we aint gonna be an ass about any rolling black outs. we aint gonna tell southerners they deserve to freeze to death just because we happen to live in the south or a red state.

#texas #this post is aimed at those who do not live in the southern US btw #bc i have NOT forgotten how nasty some of yall were to us last time #yall are on THIN ICE pun intended #see thats an actual funny joke #not 'haha a bunch of homeless people froze to death but its ok bc they were vets and probably bigots' #anyways i dont think the grid will fail or anything but who knows #i trust greg abbott about as far as i can throw him #he's too busy shipping mexican refugees to new york and banning drag queens or whatever #than to worry about our roads and the grid #i said so last year i said it this year and ill prob say it next year

[shesalewa]

My Roman Empire is 14yro me joking about committing suicide before my mom died because I was too scared to hear or learn about her death, and my mother's response to that was

"Stop saying that. You know the only worst thing that can happen to a parent is their children dying before them."

I still think about that whenever I joke about killing myself.

#ever since i started highschool i started having a joke about killing myself #whenever i got stressed I'd say: #ugh. i wanna die. #of course it's was to make the people around me get used to my dark humor #however i didn't think I'd use it so much thag even i didn't know if it a joke anymore #but from the very start i think my mom knew something was wrong with me #but she never sent me to a therapist nor a psychiatrist. we can't really afford that. not even now. #but she'd find ways to make me. my sister. and brother feel like we have worth. #but when she said that i think she thought that she's failing as a parent #especially because her husband was always absent in raising us #i still joke about killing myself. but i tone it down a bit because i don't want my mom to look at me like that again #it's sad #i dont like the way she stared at me #im probably being dramatic #but ever since then whenever my mom came home tired and stressed #and i wad happy and energized. #i would take half of her negative energy and be sad too

[front-facing-pokemon]

#okay i did not have to edit this one. score #shiftry #anyway i really don't like this pokémon or anything about it. SORRY but it's true it's really ugly and its mouth and the nose #and it has the same things i don't like about it that i talked about with nuzleaf. i just don't get it but this time it wasn't in psmd #so i'm not attached to it just by virtue of that. and well. that contributes to me not really liking it i suppose #ahh well. better luck next time TPC you can make a good grass/dark-type eventually (it's meowscarada) (it took 6 generations) #hi it's me from two weeks later like the actual day this post is going to post. i came back to edit the tags so i could respond to some #comments. crazy‚ i know! but i saw the tags on this one were a bit short so let's beef 'em up. the nuzleaf post got some comments #about the whole prosthetic memory thing. where i set reminders on my phone to do shit or else i will not do the shit #i literally have a reminder set for 2:30 PM today to eat food. or else i won't even do that i bet #and folks are saying it's a common ADHD experience and that i'm not a fail and i do appreciate it. i think i was joking a bit #i was probably just frustrated i had to edit the image after taking it but the gist is. i don't *think* i have ADHD? i do have autism #which i suspected for a loooooong while until i finally up and got diagnosed when i was fucking 21 years old. which is insane. so i wonder #if that's an experience that overlaps. i imagine it is bc they proooobably would've been able to tell me if i had ADHD‚ too #okay. i moved these tags over here from nosepass‚ actually‚ which is the pokémon i just queued up. so i'm gonna go remove them from there #see you in street fighter five everybody

[insertsomthinawesome]

Girl help, too many pink characters have too much swag and will annihilate the competition.

#isa screams #this is my most pressing problem at the moment and I'm taking it very seriously (joking) #asdflkjsdlJSLDGKJLSDJGSDG #Like I can think of people. #but they would obliterate the compition. #i'm thinking of the BALANCE #<--- op says after haivng failed like 7 times to make a balanced poll #I've learned so much about my followers and the Tumblr energy #And so many times i have put on the clown makeup #I probably need to put it down for the night and worry about it tomorrow but alskdfjLKJDSGLSDJGDSLGJDS #Contemplates the pink for a ridiculous amount of time.

[casiavium]

controversial opinion but I feel like causing problems on purpose. I know Ghirahim is the interesting one and normal people multiship him or focus on his character but I just do not care about him like that <3 I am here for ghiraLINK zeLINK whoever you're shipping him with x LINK. skyward sword Link (and skyward sword ONLY 😤 thee first Link if Hyrule Historia hadn't rewritten history 😡) is my blorbo 💕❤️💘🥺💖😩💕❤️😫🩷💖💞 and Ghirahim is just some guy

#I was really tired and went to bed at 9 but only ended up napping for two hours. rip #i could probably say I don't care about Ghirahim *anymore #at one point i did really like him at shipped him with everyone but now i kinda. don't care enough #if link isn't in it i don't want it #<3 #btw this is a joke it's not controversial that I like Link more lol #just want my man to get [redacted] I mean loved and cherished like he deserves 💞 #also I do like Hyrule Historia (another fandom we do not abbreviate! do not make the mistake i almost did) and do consider it canon to most #of my fics #but something about sws being the first.... being the only to to fight god and the rest are watered down replications of demise and link... #it's hidden at the very end of a long fic I wouldn't recommend reading BUT when I made Hyrule Historia Link tell Skyward Sword Link he would #be remembered as the first (skyward sword) and he (Hyrule Historia) would be forgotten because he failed. i was right

[sunglassesmish]

i need to start drinking more water. and eating better. and getting out/moving around more. yeah i used to be good at, or at least i tried to be, taking a walk everyday and drinking enough water. i may have fallen into old habits over the past year but i really want to change. but why is it so hard 😞

#haha depression is so fun /j #you guys it may seem like a joke but i really don’t have a social life. i don’t leave the house often. i barely move from the same place #i’m really not doing okay. i want to get better though #i at least used to go to all my lectures. and then the strikes started and it was easier to just say it’s not my fault and then stay home #and now i have been to 2 lectures in the span of 3 months. #and my exams are coming up and i’m not eating well #and my sleep schedule is terrible and i’m always sad about my life #to top it all of my adhd is unmedicated and undiagnosed so it’s so hard to study and i’m probably going to fail! #and i want to change things but there’s so many things i need to do and be better at but it’s so hard