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mitochondriaandbunnies · 12 days

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Remember when I wrote NSFW Angst for a cute 80's sitcom

Well I have rectified that angst with a fun and fancy free NSFW sequel and now we can all happily end with a laugh-track again

(I also rectified the ending of the show)

#my two dads #joey harris #michael taylor #joey x michael #my fic #nsft link #ao3 link

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veryferaldistributions · 8 months

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The Blatantly Queer Episodes of “My Two Dads” (Another Short Essay)

So, there are essentially two episodes from the series that cemented in my mind that Joey and Michael are meant to be seen as a serious domestic couple, these being set aside from the MANY winks to the camera throughout the show’s run. These episodes are “The Only Child” and “Joey’s Mother-in-Law.”

The first episode depicts a situation where Nicole is trying to manipulate her fathers into letting her do something they wouldn’t agree to otherwise by asking them for something she thinks they can’t give her: a little brother. And that should be the end of it…but then Joey and Michael actually consider adopting another kid. And DO end up fostering a child named Ben for a short period of time. And, make all the arguments you want for them just being friends in regards to them parenting Nicole, but it is a WHOLE ‘nother ball of wax for them to agree (as “friends”) to adopt a second child. And aside from the wink-wink implication that they themselves cannot reproduce, it’s not seen as a joke.

And the story then pivots to being more about Nicole being jealous of her dads’ affection towards Ben as a boy, with her insinuating they didn’t want a girl. After he’s adopted by another family, Ben never reappears after this episode, unfortunately, and I do somewhat wish he had, if nothing else as Nicole’s friend/pseudo-brother. Again, as someone who is a “donor kid,” I have several half-siblings I’ve gotten in touch with and it would’ve been nice to see Nicole maintain that relationship.

The second episode in question is taken even more seriously than the first, despite the tongue-in-cheek title and the somewhat joking sentence of Joey calling Mrs. Taylor his “mother-in-law” aloud. In this episode, Michael’s mother comes for a very abrupt visit and quickly starts trying to control everything and everyone in the family. This builds to a very serious, very heartfelt confrontation between Michael and his mother, where Michael point-blank states that his mom doesn’t think of him and Joey as “real parents,” and that he knows she wouldn’t be the same way if he was married to a woman and had a baby with her.

This is a real conversation MANY queer parents have with their own moms and dads. (One that, I am certain, at least one of my moms had with theirs.)

I was absolutely floored that this conversation was treated as dead-serious as it was. And then later, without any laugh track or hint of humor (or even the dreaded implication that Michael is Joey’s “wife”), Michael’s mother refers to Joey as her “son-in-law” and asks him to drive her to the airport, as “that’s what son-in-laws do.” I wanted to kiss this episode. It was glorious. And, truthfully, it’s probably my favorite episode of the series.

(For all that, and the pointedly hilarious segment where Joey tries to suffocate Michael with a pillow, and Nicole walks in on them in an implied “intimate moment.”)

So, despite the show’s constant winks at the audience, these were the two episodes I found to be the most compelling arguments for Michael and Joey being legitimate domestic partners as well as just being Nicole’s dads.

#my two dads #joey harris #michael taylor #nicole bradford #joey x michael #queer spawn #lgbtqiia+#representation

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sharksnshakes · 2 years

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Survivor! Reader Attempting To Flirt With The Killers HCs

When running and hiding from the killers becomes too much work, it’s time to change strategies.

AN; but... what if. what if i flirted with ‘em. think about it. also, i’ve never tried this format before, so hopefully it goes well

TW; none i can think of? it’s mildly suggestive but only if you squint

Into it and ashamed (if only slightly)

Evan Macmillan, Joey, Philip Ojomo, Max Thompson Jr.

Into it and not ashamed

DANNY JOHNSON, Herman Carter, Caleb Quinn, Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Kazan Yamaoka

Confused/Doesn’t care

Pyramid Head, Philip Ojomo, Michael Myers

Act like they’re not into it, but they actually are into it

EVAN MACMILLAN, Frank Morrison, Caleb Quinn, Albert Wesker, Kazan Yamaoka

Annoyed by it (if only slightly)

Albert Wesker

Please, they’ve been flirting with you for weeks. How haven’t you noticed?

DANNY JOHNSON, Caleb Quinn, Ji-Woon Hak

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fritz-federleicht · 10 months

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hello how are you I hope you are well

well I don't know if the applications are still open but hey 😺😺😺

I don't know if you can do one of Joey Jordison from Slipknot who is a reader but more going to a male reader where the reader plays the bass (he plays the same as the babymetal bassist and if you don't know him look for kami band from babymetal) and Joey is impressed by the shape what touches and well that if you want to add or remove something is fine 😻😻😘😘

With reader who's in a band/ Slipknot x reader (+ Tortilla)

Notes: Thanks for your request. I got a similar one at Wattpad and combined it with this one. And sorry for the late reply

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Sid:

- you both have the same energy, you're completely psyched

- you're playing guitar and it occurs to you to jump into the crowd right now

- so you immediately throw the guitar away, no matter if the melody is missing now, you set your mind to crowd surfing NOW

- infinite pictures are taken, from every possible perspective

- later newspapers compare Sid and you

- Sid quickly offers to jump into the crowd with you at your next concert

- you're so happy about it

- at your next concert, at some point you look to the side where Sid is standing, he is wearing his mask and looking at you attentively

- he waits for your signal

- you nod weakly and put your guitar aside

- Sid jumps on stage, the crowd goes crazy

- he takes your hand and counts to three, then you jump

- the singer of your band looks after you confused, then to your place

- he shakes his head with a grin and stops singing. The tune continues to play in the background. "Pay attention guys. Y/N is out there on the road." He points to you. "And who else is with you?" He frowns. "Oh it's Sid from Slipknot."

- the band continues to play without you

- at some point you arrive back at the stage, Sid helps you down from the people

- "Love you." You kiss his cheek. "I have to go now."

- "You're doing wonderful. I love you." He replies

- you get up on stage and keep playing like you've never been away

- some would say you're a crazy couple, but you complement each other perfectly

Joey:

- you are the bass player in a successful band

- Joey especially loves the festival time, that's when you see each other the most

- at your gigs he stands at the side and just stares at you

- he blocks out everyone, the audience, the other band members, the crew....

- you are the only thing that interests him at that moment, you could say that you have captivated him with your playing

- the light seems to shine only on you, puts you in the center of attention

- while playing your bass you bend back slightly, close your eyes and play instinctively, your fingers glide elegantly over the strings

- of course Joey knows this from Mick, Jim and Paul, the three of them never look at their instrument while playing and can still play it perfectly

- but with you it is somehow something else

- he just loves to watch you move and give yourself over to the music

- he especially loves the red, pink color of your bass, it matches perfectly with his two strands of dyed hair

- you never told him but you chose that color specifically because it matches Joey's hair

Mike:

- you're the singer

- Mike is a funny guy, he once talked you into taking a tortilla on stage, not saying anything and just throwing it into the crowd

- you were really embarrassed, but it was funny

- the people were confused

- you could hear Mike's laughter from the background, he filmed everything

- he immediately posts the video on his Instagram channel and links you and your band, he always does this

- in the middle of the concert you finally revealed why you threw the tortilla into the crowd

- he loves it that you go along with his bullshit

- also he always tries to convince Slipknot to do a collaboration with your band, but he's always unsuccessful

Jim:

- for a while now you've just been in the studio writing lyrics and singing them in

- Jim is getting worried

- the last songs your band released were not as successful as you hoped, you want the next ones to be the complete opposite

- when you are at home you talk about nothing else but the songs, he notices how overworked you are

- at some point he decides to force you to take a break. And not only because you are stressed but also because he misses you in his arms

- so one day Jim visits you in the studio and announces that you are going to the sea

- at first you refuse

- quickly he can talk you into conscience, it is better for your health

- you agree and the very next day you're lying on the beach

- you are glad to have given up, a break is really good for you

- when you're back in the studio a couple of days later you use your vacation as inspiration and write the next number one song

Mick:

- he loves that you play guitar too

- so you can practice and talk together

- when you met for the first time he was enthusiastic about you

- you got him into a conversation about guitars

- he was quite pleased, it's not every day you meet a person who has as much passion for it as he does

- Mick hates it when you go on tour, of course he is happy for your success, but he is so far away from you

- so he visits you as often as possible

- often he stands on the edge of the stage where nobody can see him and admires you

- it makes him happy to watch you play, how you touch the single threads concentratedly

- he thinks every time how you practiced the songs together

Corey:

- Corey knows from experience how stressful it is in the business

- that's why he's worried about you

- you are one of the most famous drummers, you try to outdo yourself at every concert

- your concert is over, Slipknot is supposed to perform right after it

- you leave the stage, immediately Corey comes to you and asks like an overprotective mother how you are doing

- "Babe have you had enough to drink?" "You need some sleep. Go lay down for a minute." "When was the last time you ate something Y/N?"

- "Corey I was just banging on some drums."

- he looks at you in bewilderment. "Y/N I know you're talented and know your way around the drums, but this is a tough job. You do more than me. I just sing."

- You laugh. "Like that's not just as exhausting?"

- "Just rest okay?" He asks you

- "Only if you join me later." He nods. "Oh and Corey? Please tell Joey the meeting is on tomorrow."

- "What meeting?" Corey asks with a slight hint of jealousy

- "We want to exchange ideas. He's using new sticks."

- Corey nods. "I'll tell him. See you later babe." He kisses your forehead. "I have to go now."

- he turns and runs onto the stage, greeting the audience

- you look at Joey who's beating a drum to the beat

- he looks at you and waves

- you wave back and watch the band for a moment, then go to the tour bus to rest

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userlaylivia · 6 months

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I'm doing a endgame poll and then a non endgame poll because I'm me lmao I don't have a ton of endgame ships and also don't say why wasn't this or that in there because I chose my favorites or ones I liked most!! and also max/liz on rnm counts because they were engaged and would've gotten married!! I also put og roswell m/l in this because both are so different!! and I also chose quite a few popular ships I'm curious to see who wins this i love every ship even though delena is my #1 otp but yeah I don't care who wins because I love them all!!

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ghqstfqce · 11 months

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¡Hola!, Es la primera vez que hago un pedido, así que perdón si la cago en algo 😩 Me gustarían unos headcanons de Dwight, Joey, Thomas y/o RZ!Michael (si no quieres/puedes hacer todos, Joey o Michael serían más que suficiente para mí<3)con un s/o albino, sinceramente no se me ocurre nada TT. Pronombres neutros o femeninos, cualquiera me viene bien (puedes añadir headcanons NFSWs si te apetece)(⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠).⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

Pairing | RZ ! Michael Myers x GN ! Reader — Thomas Hewitt x GN ! Reader — Joey | The Legion x GN ! Reader — Dwight Fairfield x GN ! Reader [Pronombres: Ellx/They]

TW | Hay obscenidad/NSFW en este, ups. Es algo rudo u oscuro en el de Michael, pero nada gráfico o demasiado fuerte, solo Michael siendo Michael. Me emocione y no sé si he sido educadx, así que si he escrito algo irrespetuoso, no dudes en patearme el culo en comentarios.

WA | No idea, pero son solo 5 headcanons por personaje.

AN | ¡Bienvenidx a este cambiante blog! Y no te preocupes por como solicites, mientras cumplas con las reglas realmente puedes solicitar como sea y lo que sea. Espero esto sea de tu agrado<3 y no dudes en comentar si deseas cambiar algo:).

RZ ! Michael Myers

• Quieres verte sangrar, ver la "pulcritud" de tu piel y tu apariencia hace que quiera verte sangrar o por lo menos verte ensuciadx en sangre.

• Te ama, claro que lo hace y aun tiene algo de prudencia en que le dice que no debe ponerte en medio del caos solo por su curiosidad retorcida, pero hay algo bajo sus dedos que pica por verte "sucix".

• Le gusta observarte demasiado, podrías ser unx rudx total en secreto, pero nuevamente esta siendo prejuicio y tu apariencia le hace sentir que eres débil, así que siempre un ojo sobre ti, pareces fácil de romper y solo él tiene permitido romperse.

• No es de extrañar que durante sus momentos íntimos sea algo rudo, quizás no pueda verte bañadx en sangre, pero te dejara moretones y chupetones inofensivos cada que tengan sexo.

• Con una de sus manos rodeara tu cuello con fuerza y no solo por aumentar la velocidad y bestialidad de sus embestidas, no, desea ver las marcas de sus manos en un lugar que podría significar tu fin o si es uno de esos raros momentos en que se quita la mascara, morderá tu cuello y tu hombro. Es casi un viaje de poder.

Thomas Hewitt

• Un poco más dulce que Michael, te ve como su dulce y lindx muñecx. No dudara en coser ropa que convine con esta idea que tiene sobre ti por tu apariencia. No es que te quejes, es lindo ser mimadx por tu gran hombre.

• Al igual que Michael siente que eres delicadx y siempre mantendrá un ojo vigilante sobre ti y más si hay víctimas en casa. Te hará subir a su habitación compartida o te mandara a vagar por la ciudad abandonada.

• Prohibido salir al sol sin un paraguas o mucha ropa cubriendote, no tendrán siempre acceso al bloqueador, pero no permitirá que tu culo albino sufra daño por una exposición al sol de Texas. Si no encontró algún paraguas, bueno ten por seguro que encontrará una forma de hacerte uno.

• Antes de su relación, tu apariencia es lo que te salvo. Es un pueblo en Texas y alejado de la mano de Dios, nunca conoció a alguien parecidx a ti, así que quería mantenerte un poco más. Al principio quería tu rostro, pero es un blando total y cayo enamorado de ti.

• Es tan cuidadoso al momento de tener sexo contigo. Tú siempre estarás arriba y comandando que tan rápido y fuerte tienen que ir, tendrás que rogar si quieres que este hombre sea duro contigo. Pero no te negaras a esa mirada llena de amor que te lanza al verte montadolo como si te pagarán por ello, es un desastre de gemidos y placer bajo de ti.

Joey | The Legion

• Joey, el dulce Joey. No había conocido a nadie como tú antes de la Entidad, aun así no actúa de forma extraña contigo. Sabía que existían las personas albinas y para él eres solo tú.

• Claro, hay bromas a tu expensa, pero son bromas dulces e inofensivas. Te dirá que no vayas a perderte entre la nieve o si eres capaz de ser invisible. Son bromas tontas, aunque nunca mueren y solo las toleras por la sonrisa infantil en su rostro cada que las dice.

• Aun así es una perra protectora, si alguno de los supervivientes te esta haciendo pasar mal rato por ser albino y lo escucha, bueno, él no sabe porque han vuelto tan asustados de ti después de un juicio con él.

• Otro que le encanta ver tu piel enrojecer por la fuerza ejercida sobre ella. Ya sea durante la intimidad o juegos previos, se siente fascinado por como resaltar el enrojecimiento sobre tu piel y no dudará en sujetarte un poco más fuerte o dejar chupetones sobre ti.

• Le gusta sujetar tus caderas con sus dos manos y más si esta por llegar al clímax, escucharte gemir y ver la evidencia de que él es quien te toca puede llevarlo fácilmente al límite, no te soltara aun después del orgasmo y tendrás que atraerlo con dulces palabras para poder acurrucarse.

Dwight Fairfield

• Es algo curioso al principio, pero tratando de ser respetuoso no permite que llegue a lo raro y aunque había escuchado sobre el albinismo, no dudará en preguntarte una que otra cosa y ya. Eso queda de lado al ver tu personalidad agradable y resplandeciente, esta enamorado de ti con fuerza y más al ser quien mantiene su animo en lo alto.

• Podrá verte un millón de veces hacerle frente a sujetos como Pyramid Head o Michael Myers, siempre perdera su mierda y más porque siente la curiosidad por tu albinismo de este último, vas a causarle un infarto al pobre hombre.

• Odia verte sucix, sabe que es inevitable y más con lo fácil que resalta sobre tu piel y cabello, pero aún así le molesta ver a su dulce pareja con la evidencia de lo que este mundo les hace. Se preocupa por todos sus compañeros, pero tú tienes un lugar especial, no sabría que haría sin ti.

• Negara que cuando la Entidad se siente caritativa, pide cosas para poder ayudarte a limpiarte. El hombre vive para adorarte así que no es una sorpresa si un día te recibe con toallitas húmedas o un lugar para ducharse. Es su momento íntimo y de adoración, algo tímido pero no dudará en pedir ducharte.

• Claramente es suave al momento de tener sexo, nunca se ha caracterizado por ser el más kink y más allá de la típica charla sucia, el sexo con él es la suavidad que les hace falta en este lugar y si, comúnmente viene después del aseo. Ver que él es quien te ha ayudado lo pone en marcha y tú estas abordó al ver la adoración en su rostro.

#dead by daylight x reader #slashers x reader #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt x gn reader #rz michael myers x reader #rz michael myers x gn reader #michael myers x reader #michael myers x gn reader #joey the legion x reader #joey the legion x gn reader #dbd joey x reader #joey dbd x reader #dwight fairfield x reader #Dwight Fairfield x gn reader #slashers x y/n #slashers x you #dead by daylight x y/n #dead by daylight x you

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victoriously-wicked · 1 year

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Glinda and Elphaba are doing homework in their room, but Glinda has writer’s block.

(I wrote this little scenario, inspired from a quote from ‘The Good Place’.)

GLINDA: *bangs her head against the keyboard*

ELPHABA: *looks up from her textbook*

ELPHABA: Hey, are you okay?

GLINDA (sulking): No.

ELPHABA: How much of your essay do you have left to write?

GLINDA (mumbles): All of it…

ELPHABA (in disbelief): But you’ve been sat there for hours!

GLINDA (yells): Yeah well, I feel like ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S’ in season 8!

ELPHABA: ……?

GLINDA: Out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together, even though it made no sense…

#incorrectquotes #the good place #eleanor shellstrop #michael the architect #wicked musical #wicked #elphaba thropp #galinda upland #glinda x elphaba #gelphie #wicked the musical #friends #joey tribbiani #rachel green #rachel x joey #roey

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ariesbilly · 7 days

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Hi Brianna! Want to distract me from my depression by answering a random ask?! What are your top seven OTPs - in order? I'm assuming Harringrove, Leyton, and maybe Chair are all somewhere on that list?!

Leyton

Shory

Fredsythe

Harringrove

Debster

Dasey

I’ll do schmece since I’m rewatching new girl right now and none of my other ships ive rewatched their media (yet) so I feel like this is more fair lol

I also don’t know that this is in order… leyton and shory definitely but like the rest could probably have some switching up

#the way I have so many ships I left off #runner ups were pacey x joey and chair and Michael x Maria (Roswell) and denzo and forwood #Aidan x sally (being human US) even…#romancek….#I am a ship girl one thing about me… I will be shipping #I’m probably forgetting so many still #briana answers things

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mintspider · 8 months

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RZ! Michael Myers' lil pumpkin patch princess, Joey Heart 🧡

#joechael #joey heart #rz michael myers #rz michael myers x oc #minty werks #meiker

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abantion · 10 months

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Like if you love Joe

#joel smallishbeans #joseph joestar #joel x reader #joe locke #joel miller #joey batey #joel the last of us #hotmen #jambo #jschlatt #ludwig #michael cera #joel and ellie #joe root #johnny joestar

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quiurifam · 2 years

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Heyy guys, so I was think would y'all be interested in a Poly!Legion x Reader fic?? I just had this sudden inspiration to write a slow burn of them and I'm thinking about putting it on ao3.

It's been a while since I have wrote anything and is the first time I would be writing anything in english... so idk

I'm thinking about writing a Michael Myers one too, but it's gonna take more time since I don't really have a well put-together plot for his fanfic yet.

#slashers #the legion #michael myers #dbd fanfic #dbd legion #dbd susie #dbd julie #frank morrison x reader #julie kostenko x reader #susie x reader #joey x reader #michael myers x reader #dbd x reader #slasher x reader #dead by daylight #dbd

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mitochondriaandbunnies · 1 month

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I threatened to write NSFW My Two Dads angst

I have followed through on that threat

#my two dads #joey harris #michael taylor #joey x michael #my fic #nsft link #ao3 link

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veryferaldistributions · 9 months

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Michael and Joey are so fucking cute together. This show needs more love from the shippers.

#my two dads #joey x michael #joey harris #michael taylor #nicole bradford #this show needs more love period

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sharksnshakes · 10 months

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Killers' Big Spoon vs. Little Spoon! HCs

Everybody has a soft spot. Even killers in the fog... right?

AN; still very conflicted over some of 'em but fuck it we ball. monstercuddlers, your time is now

TW; none i can think of

Big spoon

CALEB QUINN, Frank Morrison, Ji-Woon Hak, Albert Wesker, Herman Carter, Pinhead

Little spoon

Philip Ojomo, Max Thompson Jr.

Both

EVAN MACMILLAN, JOEY, Pyramid Head, Danny Johnson, Kazan Yamaoka

Would never be caught dead cuddling with anybody (or so they say)

ALBERT WESKER, Danny Johnson, Kazan Yamaoka, Evan MacMillan

...What do spoons have to do with cuddling?

Freddy Kreuger, Michael Myers, Pinhead, Max Thompson Jr.

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xtltokio · 1 year

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Top 10 Ships Project - Vote (Open)

I’m doing the Top 10 Ships Project this year, so If you want a fanvid of your ship ship, vote for them in the link below:

VOTING

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userlaylivia · 10 months

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