#jesus christ shut the fuck up

[ceasarslegion]

Why are there so many fucking morons in my replies today. I just blocked like 15 people who were accusing me of everything from supporting palestinian genocide to saying that violent revolt isnt a naive pipe dream while openly mocking me on my own post. Are you having a pissing contest in a poor neighbourhood today

#jesus christ shut the fuck up #ramblings

[schumigrace]

there's being patriotic and then there's just lying to yourselves

#jesus christ shut the fuck up #esc 2023

[nibeul]

libs are so damn annoying, if you have to choose one guy to “protect democracy”, your democracy is fucking dead. “If there is an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to pick the lesser evil” if there’s an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to rid of the system that’s producing them in the first place

#shut up about ‘you need to vote for Biden’ my god #newsflash there are other people running who aren’t Biden or Trump #‘but giving them ur vote is throwing ur vote away cuz they’re not gonna way’ #so you agree the system is fucked up? Jesus Christ

[chonideno]

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world

#totk #shut up mag #jesus fucking christ!!!! what the hell!!!! #I'll admit I was a doubter at times #with how long it took to me and with how little we saw of it #I was afraid I wasn't going to be awed #but I was wrong and I'm so happy I was #now I have to go hunt for game dev podcasts so I can listen to people in the industry #being bewildered and shocked and going ''how did they do it'' #i'm not even done with the game at all I've done 3 out of 4 regions #and I have so many pins and markers and things I want to go see #god I'm going to spend 600 hours in this game aren't I

[littlexdeaths]

okay… LISTEN.

eddie who nearly comes in his pants when you ask him to put a fourth finger inside you.

despite the fact that you’re gripping so tightly onto the three that are already inside you, he doesn’t know if he can fit another one.

#shut up freak 🫧 #i can hear him saying Jesus fucking Christ sweetheart as we speak #OKAY BYEEEEEE #eddie munson thoughts #eddie munson smut

[transiconlink]

Twitter is fucking brain dead holy shit

#shut up zach #the owl house #‘’like themes and inclusion’’ #INCLUSION?!?!???? #THERE WAS ONE EAST ASIAN PERSON IN HARRY POTTER AND HER NAME WAS CHO CHANG #HARRY POTTER FANS NEED TO STOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #ALSO LIKE. EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS TWEET #THIS ISNT A REFERENCE TO HARRY POTTER READ OTHER BOOKS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #IM ON MY KNEES CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP

[erros429]

and the winner of most fucked up rwby episode ever goes to...

#rwby #rwby spoilers #no no because what the actual literal FUCK was that #im in tears #that was awful #my poor poor baby #how the fuck am i supposed to go about the rest of my week now #jesus fucking christ #i genuinely feel sick #erros doesnt know how to shut up

[wifegideonnav]

yeah you say “cringe is dead” but do you still apologize about reblogging stuff related to your “cringy” interests? kill the mindset that you are somehow not included in that statement or we’re never actually going to change anything

#i have never been in a fandom that apologizes for liking the source media as much as the homestuck fandom does #like jesus christ STOP it’s not cute actually #we’re on tumblr. we’re literally on tumblr and you still feel the need to be like ‘omg so so sorry for reblogging this hs post teehee’ #if people unfollow you for it who cares. who. cares. #also not only is it 1) perpetuating a toxic culture of shame and 2) annoying #it’s highly disrespectful to the creator of the media #someone poured their heart and soul into the anime or book or album that you’re so ashamed of liking #by APOLOGIZING for liking something just because other people like to mock it you’re agreeing that this thing that you supposedly love #is defective. less than. worthy of mockery #i mean not only is that spineless as hell it’s like. imagine being a creator and knowing that not even your fans respect your work #so yeah. stop apologizing for liking the things you like. either express that affinity freely or shut the fuck up entirely #hm. im madder about this than i thought i was. lol. #op

[bitch-exe]

the new the 1975 album is already altering my body’s chemistry. i have listened to about you on repeat for half an hour. i am not who i was when i woke up. matty healy i want to kiss you and also hit you with my car.

#anyway great album can’t wait for it to completely change my projected spotify wrapped at the last minute #also obvi about you is my fav #i was a robbers girlie back at the start and this being the lyrical sequel? fuck me #also women in the 1975 songs will always have my heart #jesus christ 2005 god bless america was my number one song on wrapped in 2020 to absolutely no one’s surprise #but yeah this is good shit i love being sad #the 1975 #being funny in a foreign language #matty healy #abby shut up #greatest hits lol

[jorrated]

cis "allies" are getting on my nerves recently

#jo.art #jo.ocs #sigh. #LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP #if i want to refer to myself with genderd terms i can and will #jesus christ. #the current inflexibility of the queer comunity is insane. #genuinely im sorry you learned what trans people are through twitter #and hastag transrights #but maybe gender is a little bit more complex #and entirely personal to oneself #im going to make!!! pibebombs!!!!

[todayisafridaynight]

“Kiryu got cancer”

Yeah, maybe consuming metric tons worth of fast food and alcohol, along with smoking for decades just for a completion list wasn’t the best idea.

anon im giving you a gold star for mentiong that fast food could lead to cancer. no one ever brings that up

#snap chats #at this fuckin point what DOSENt count s a carcinogen tho. jesus fucking christ we're killing outselves just by eating #i need to shut up cuase i just had soju tonight HYPORITE #anyway yeahl. no one hould be surprised kriyu got cancer #we're only surprised cause outside of akiyama no one has shown being affected by excessive smoking

[pokemonruby]

god, now that we know lu guang's big secret, his reaction to qian jin shooting cheng xiaoshi is so horrifically gut-wrenching, the way he went absolutely ballistic afterwards, the inestimable amount of times he has likely had to witness cheng xiaoshi dying, perhaps finally deluding himself into thinking he finally bypassed the death node - and while cheng xiaoshi was alright in the end, the sheer horror that lu guang experienced at that moment, thinking that it's all been undone again. it's all been for naught... i'm sorry i'm just

#link click spoilers #i'm never going to shut up about this i can't believe we were RIGHT #riley rambles #also i doubt that they'll take it in this route at the end of the day but lu guang is absolutely in love with him. #you wouldn't go this far for someone you literally overturned your own personal values. probably endangering countless people as a result. #just to save that one person. to rewrite their tragic fate. regardless of what it takes. #it's giving homura. it's giving devilman. jesus fucking christ.

[finn-from-adventure-time]

Literally every problem in ofmd would be solved if Izzy hands just fucking got some

#our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd s2 #edward teach #stede bonnet #Jesus Christ someone please just fuck this dude already so he’ll shut UP😭

[stairset]

You can tell when someone doesn't actually know jack shit about superheroes when they watch a good superhero adaptation and act as if the things they like about it are exclusive to that one specific adaptation when anyone who's actualy cultured could tell you it's not. And I don't even mean like deep cut comic lore or whatever I mean like people last year acting like The Batman 2022 is The Only Batman Media Where He Has A Character Arc or now people acting like the new Superman cartoon is The First Adaptation To Show That Superman Is A Good And Nice Person or whatever. Like you don't even need to read the comics to know that both of those are objectively false you just need to watch basically any other media adaptations of those characters.

#i already saw someone call the new superman show The Definitive Superman Adaptation and it's literally two fucking episodes in #don't get me wrong those first two episodes are good but maybe give it a fucking season or two jesus christ #shut up tristan

[tabbyrocks]

one of my favorite "out of the norm for fanon monoma" monoma headcannons is that he CANNOT flirt. at all.

a lot of people look at sly or cocky characters as absolute rizz gods which is fair most the time but we never actually see monoma flirt with anyone.

I think he knows how to be mean/annoying to an extraordinary level but just cannot flirt or give good compliments for the life of him.

my best canon example of this is that one time kendo was getting ready for that beauty pageant and monoma saw her and basically was like "lmao you actually look nice for someone who's so violent" (he had to verbally clarify that that was a compliment)

i also think he can't handle being flirted with or being given compliments. mostly because i like the idea of this asshole who is normally really smart with his words go like "uuhhh emr uhm errm erm uh ahahah uhhhh thanks hhhhahhahahahahhah uhhmmmm" but also because he probably doesn't get genuinely complimented a lot.

#monoma #monoma neito #neito monoma #maybe i just like the idea of flustered monoma idk #he flirts by being mean #he thought he could handle being flirted with by girls but it turns out hes just gay #i bet you his hands get really sweaty when he nervous too #he will refuse to touch people when hes nervous bc hes scared they will be like #“oh ew ur hands are so fucking sweaty jesus christ” #bro out here wiping his hands on his shirt like his life depends on it #this idea applied to monodeku is funny as shit #monoma trying to compliment izuku but it comes out as “i hate your stupid face stop looking at me” #and when izuku compliments him hes like “uh thanks i mean fuck you i mean uh shut the fuck up i hope you die” #and internally hes like “WAAUUUUGGGHHHH WAAAHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAUUGGHHGGHGHGHGHHHHHGHHHG” #the autism does not help with his flirting skills either

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Azula: Ohana means family, and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or I'll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit.

#in honour of the absolute shit decision that the atla show is making #jesus fucking christ #“akchtualy sokka isnt sexist-” #shut up nerd #ANYWAYS #quote from a tumblr post #atla incorrect quotes #fire lord azula #atla azula #azula atla